I deliberately used a weird and deep tone there, coupled with a weird dance, to bluff the people behind me, and my junior brothers Baoguo and Tianning also read along, in fact, this is a transcendent tone, and it has nothing to do with subduing demons and eliminating ghosts.

After jumping for a while, I said, "The two imps in it have been trapped there by me, and I want to let the two imps appear in their original form today, and everyone will follow me to see them." ”

I walked into the house as I spoke, because it was daytime, everyone was curious, so as soon as I went in, the men and women up and down the Zhou family followed in, I looked behind me and found that Zhou Da was sneering at me in the house, that smile was full of sarcasm and a look of watching a play, I thought to myself that you kid is going to be unlucky today, and I won't be able to cry after a while.

As soon as I thought of this, Zhou Da said, "Didn't you say that you caught those two little ghosts?" Now let everyone see, as the saying goes, hearing is false, seeing is believing. ”

I smiled at Zhou Da and said, "Okay, I wanted to be comfortable for a while, but when I see a ghost later, I'm afraid it won't be comfortable." Then I was in the house, and danced an exaggerated and weird dance, shaking the three clear bells while dancing and said: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun is about to manifest his spirit, demons and monsters are in his original form, Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun is about to appear, and demons and monsters are in their original form......"

In this way, I kept reciting the sermon more than a dozen times, Zhou Wanguan watched intently there, and Zhou Da was impatient and said: "You let the ghost appear in its original form, we will see, I think you are a liar who cheats money." ”

I said, "I'm going to make two ghosts manifest." Then he pointed with Sanqing Ling and said, "The original form, the original form." ”

After I finished speaking, Zhou Da said, "There is nothing on the ground, where is the ghost you are talking about?" ”

I deliberately pretended to be dejected and said, "I ran away, just now I didn't pay attention to it, and the two ghosts ran away." ”

"Ran away? Bullnose, you lied to the kids, right? This blue sky and white sky are bright, how can there be the ghost you said? ”

I said, "Why not, you see, there is a ghost wind in the house, and two little ghosts are whirring around." ”

What I mean by this is that I want Chunqiao and the male ghost to cooperate with me in acting, and those two ghosts really have a yin wind blowing in the corner of the wall, and there is a chill in the wind that makes people cold to the bone. At this time, the people who were watching the excitement wanted to run, and I said, "Everyone can't run, if anyone runs first, the ghost will possess whoever is on his body, and when the time comes, you will take the ghost back to your room, and at night you will wait for the ghost to ask for your life." ”

As soon as I said this, those who were going to run stopped, and no one dared to be the first to run, as long as there is a leader in this world, there will be people behind him, but everyone knows that the gun shoots the first bird, and at this time, it may be necessary to take their lives. These people in the room, you look at me, I look at yours, their faces have changed color. The wind in the room was blowing louder and louder, faintly carrying a vague sound of wind.

Zhou Wanguan said: "Xiaodao chief, you have to think of a way. ”

I said, "I can't help it, I was going to let the two ghosts appear in their original form, but as soon as Steward Zhou spoke, his frightened hands shook, and the two ghosts ran away, so you have to find Steward Zhou." ”

When these people heard this, they looked at Zhou Da again, the look was like they were going to eat Zhou Da, Zhou Da at this time, his face changed color in fright, in fact, he had a ghost in his heart, after seeing a ghost, he was more afraid than others, I saw that his legs couldn't stop shaking, and he could bully others, but once it was a critical time, he became a grandson.

I saw that the time was almost up, so I deliberately said: "As the saying goes, there is revenge for revenge, and whoever harms you, you can ask for your life." ”

At this time, the two family members suddenly knelt down, they knelt there, kowtowed to the two whirlwinds, and said while kowtowing: "It's none of our business, it's all instructed by the second lady and Steward Zhou, and we don't want to harm you." ”

Zhou Da was a little crazy at this time, he said with red eyes: "You guys are talking nonsense, it's all Chun Qiao and that guy you killed, what does it matter to me?" ”

In this way, they bit each other dog-eat-dog, and at this time, my eyes deliberately looked at Zhou Da's back, and Zhou Da saw me looking at his back, and then stammered: "Dao, Dao, Dao, Tao, what do you see?" ”

I said in a very dark voice, "There are two people on your back, a man and a woman, and the flesh and blood on the man's face are rotting, and the green corpse water is dripping on your neck. The woman is a hanged ghost, she has blood in her eyes, a big tongue of more than a foot, is licking your cheeks, oops, it really scares you to death, how did you provoke two ghosts at the same time. ”

These people were scared enough when they saw the yin wind just now, they already believed what I said 100%, and now I say this again, but these people are frightened, they squeeze hard to both sides, and suddenly Zhou Da's surroundings are completely empty, and no one wants to be with Zhou Da. Zhou Da completely collapsed, knelt down for me at once, and begged: "Dao Chief, no, Dao Ye help, Dao Ye help, Dao Ye saved my life, I will definitely repay him." ”

I said, "Heaven is still against evil, but people cannot live if they do evil, and you need to bear the sins you have done." ”

Zhou Da lay there and said loudly: "Daoye, I was wrong, Daoye, I was wrong, I must be a good person from now on, please find a way to save me." ”

I said: "Okay, God has the virtue of a good life, I will save you, Baoguo, Tianning, you bring donkey urine, and we will help Zhou Da exorcise ghosts." ”

When Zhou Da heard this, he hurriedly said: "Thank you, Daoye, thank you three Daoists." ”

I sneered and said, "No thanks, you'll know in a moment." ”

Donkey urine smelled bad, I endured the nausea, let Zhou Da raise his head, I saw Zhou Da has a red rope in his neck, so I said to Zhou Da: "What is in your neck?" ”

Zhou Da hurriedly said: "It is the talisman jade I begged for, and when I asked for jade, the old monk said to me that this jade will not invade all evils." ”

I said, "If your heart is black, the jade will also be black, and naturally there will be no mana." ”

As I spoke, I pulled Zhou Da's neck collar, a basin of donkey urine, and poured it directly into Zhou Da's neck collar, Zhou Da was hit by the cold donkey urine, and the whole person was excited, and suddenly sat on the ground where the donkey urine was flowing, everyone thought that the ghost was driven away, but in fact, the real ghost has not yet been put on the body. Zhou Da sat on the donkey's urine, and didn't get up after a few times, at this time I felt a yin wind coming towards me, I knew that this was going to be possessed, so I quickly dodged to the side, secretly recited a spell in my heart, opened the eye of the sky and looked at it, and sure enough, I saw Chunqiao, walked towards Zhou Da, and then attached to Zhou Da's body at once.

I closed my eyes and waited to watch Chunqiao's performance, when Zhou Da covered his face with his sleeves and said, "Everyone, don't look at people, their pants are wet, and they are embarrassed to get up." ”

Everyone laughed at first, but just half of the laughter, swallowed the remaining half into their stomachs, because Zhou Da's voice was not his, but a woman's voice, at this time someone was talking about it, and an old mother said: "Oh, my mother, isn't this voice Chunqiao's voice?" ”

As soon as the old mother said this, several people close to Zhou Da originally wanted to help Zhou Da, but at this time, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, they jumped up and ran to both sides. At this time, Zhou Da said softly: "I am Chunqiao, Mother Liu has not seen you for a long time, I miss you, I still remember when I was a child, you often beat me and didn't give me food, I will talk to you when I have time." ”

It turned out that the person who spoke was called Liu's mother, and at this time, Liu's mother was frightened and knelt on the ground, first banged her head three times, and then said: "Grandma grandma, I was wrong, begging my aunt and grandmother not to come up to me, we are different people, yin and yang are separated, and my aunt and grandmother are staying at ease below. Please don't come up to me, I have food and drink on it, so I don't have to worry about it. ”

Chunqiao sighed and said: "Mother Liu, don't be afraid, I won't harm you, I came up today just to find the person who killed me to take revenge, and after revenge, I will go to Yin Si to report." ”