Chapter 12: Cheeky
"Are you pulling calves with me, or are you serious?" Hua Xiruo asked.
"I'll only talk to you about your beauty, and I've always been very serious when it comes to business, okay?" When human life is at stake, Xia Fan will not pull a calf.
He is in awe of life. For beauty, he is a hooligan.
"My hometown is nearly 400 kilometers away from here, let's go again tomorrow!" Hua Xiruo said.
"Then I can only suffer a little loss tonight and roll the sheets with you." Xia Fan is serious and authentic.
"Get out!"
Hua Xiruo's word "roll" is not the "roll" of rolling the sheets, but the "roll" of rolling out.
"She is worthy of being a female president, crisp and neat enough! I won't charge you for this sheet tonight, I'll help you roll it for free. ”
Xia Fan is such a smart person, can he not hear Hua Xiruo's "get out", is it to let him get out? misinterpreting people's meanings is not because he is stupid, but because he is shameless enough.
"I'm telling you to get out of here!"
deliberately pretending to be garlic, so brazen, if Hua Xi had no choice, he could only explain the words word by word.
"If I get out, this long night, empty loneliness and nightmares, I'm afraid you can't afford it."
helped Yu Xiaoting's little wife, Xia Fan helped to the end. Helping Hua Xiruo's wife, naturally she can't give up halfway!
If he leaves, if Hua Xi has an accident tonight, won't he have a big wife?
"Don't bluff me, don't think I don't know what bad ideas you're fighting!"
You must not let this dirt bun sleep in your own bed, this is the bottom line!
If Hua Xi has a habit of cleanliness, no one can sleep in her bed.
Xia Fan was shameless, uninvited, and swaggered into the bedroom.
"What are you doing?" Hua Xiruo blocked Xia Fan and asked.
"Roll the sheets! While I'm still sweating, hurry up and help you roll, after a while, the sweat is dry, it's useless to roll, I have to sleep with you. Xia Fan said very seriously.
Leave sweat stains on the sheets, and your own imperial spirit will naturally be able to attach some to it. It takes thirty-six hours for the sweat stains to evaporate completely. As long as Xia Fan rolls the sheets, he can ensure that Hua Xiruo can sleep peacefully for three days.
"Are you disgusting?"
Hua Xiruo's nose was full of anger and smoke.
This dirt bun not only has to roll on his own sheets, but also leaves sweat stains.
Intolerable! This must not be tolerated!
Even myself, I only go to bed after taking a shower every time. The bed should be the cleanest place in the house and should be spotless. Because, if Hua Xi is sleeping, he will only wear a nightdress, and inside the nightdress, he will not wear anything.
If you don't have constraints, you can sleep comfortably.
"If it weren't for the fact that you are my eldest wife, even if you beg me with a dead face, I won't help you roll the sheets. Do you think I'm going to help you roll the sheets, and all I pay is sweat? ”
Kindly helped, but was also said to be disgusting, Xia Fan was very angry.
"What else is there but to stain my sheets with sweat?" Hua Xiruo asked.
"And a piece of my heart." Xia Fan can't say anything about the emperor's spirit.
"Get out!"
Hua Xiruo didn't know what to say, so she could only use "get out" to express her anger.
As soon as Xia Fan heard this word, he quickly took off his shirt and jumped onto the bed with lightning speed. While Hua Xiruo was in shock, he was already rolling there.
The whole sheet was rolled over for him.
The sweat on his body has been rolled dry.
"Get the hell out of here!"
Hua Xiruo was so angry that he stomped his feet there.
"You told me to get out!" Xia Fan was very innocent, as if he had been wronged a lot.
"I'm telling you to get out, not out of bed!"
What's the use of being angry in the face of this kind of dirt bun?
The sheets were destroyed by him, and he couldn't sleep, so he had to go to the second bedroom for one night. Wait for tomorrow to let the aunt come and wash the sheets, detoxify them, change them into new ones, and then go back to the master bedroom to sleep.
"What are you doing?"
Seeing Hua Xiruo, who was huffing, turned around to go outside the bedroom, Xia Fan called out to her.
"The bed has been destroyed by you, I'll go to sleep in the second bedroom!" Hua Xiruo said.
"I've worked so hard to roll the sheets for you, you have to sleep here!"
Hua Xiruo is the president, but at this time, Xia Fan, like a domineering president, picked up Hua Xiruo and threw her on the bed.
Originally, I wanted to struggle, but as soon as I fell on the bed, Hua Xiruo felt very comfortable and relieved, and felt that the bed tonight, after being rolled by Xia Fan, seemed to be different from before.
She didn't know that this was the effect of the emperor's qi.
"Sleep well! I sleep on the living room couch and something calls me. ”
Xia Fan exited the bedroom, which surprised Hua Xiruo.
She was originally worried about what Xia Fan would do to her after being thrown into bed? As a result, Xia Fan did not.
This dirt bun is very hooligan. But people don't seem to be so rogues.
Hua Xiruo fell asleep quickly, she slept soundly, and slept until dawn.
"Why do I sleep so soundly after you roll in bed?" Hua Xiruo asked.
"Because you're short of men! I am your man. If you could get me to sleep with you, you would sleep more soundly and your skin would be better. "Xia Fan is cheap.
Because she didn't sleep well before, Hua Xiruo not only had a pair of dark circles under her eyes, but her skin was also not shiny, and she needed to use various cosmetics to get better.
This morning, if Hua Xi didn't apply anything, her skin would be as delicate as a baby, as if she had suddenly become ten years younger.
Looking at herself in the mirror, Hua Xiruo was a little shocked, and at the same time there were some small surprises.
Could it be that women really need men's nourishment in order to become more beautiful? Otherwise, why did he only sleep one night on the sheets rolled by the dirt buns, and he returned to his cardamom years.
The ancestral home of the Hua family is in Qipan Village, and Hua Xiruo went back once when he was young. After her grandparents passed away, the ancestral house was uninhabited, and she didn't know if it had collapsed.
Qipan Village is relatively remote, more than ten kilometers away from the nearest Nanlong Field.
The county road only goes to Nanlongchang, and the remaining ten kilometers are machine farming roads, which are very difficult to walk. Therefore, Hua Xiruo specially drove a Prado back.
She, the female president, is very wild in her bones, she doesn't like cars, and she likes hard-core off-road vehicles.
When she was at work, the driver drove, and she usually sat in that Maybach. Doing private business, she drives herself and likes Prado.
400 kilometers, there are nearly 100 kilometers of mountain roads, and it takes five or six hours to drive. If you drive alone, you must be tired.
A year ago, the bald old man took Xia Fan to get a driver's license and a broken bread for him to practice. Since then, Xia Fan has become the full-time driver of the bald old man, and the broken bread is his car.
The broken bread can be opened, can the Prado not be opened?
After driving for almost a hundred kilometers, Hua Xiruo changed with Xia Fan, and then she fell asleep. The remaining 300 kilometers were driven by Xia Fan.
After the South Dragon Field, it is the machine farming road.
Although Prado's shock absorption effect is very good, the road is really bad, so it still shakes a little badly. Hua Xiruo, who had slept for more than three hours, woke up.
"Arrived?" The sleepy-eyed Hua Xiruo asked with a yawn.
"It's coming."
As soon as Xia Fan finished saying this, there was a "poof" sound.
The tire is broken!
Xia Fan got out of the car and found that there were more than a dozen triangular nails buried in the mud.
Someone must have done it on purpose, but I didn't see a tire repair around here!
At this moment, several young men came out of the woods, led by a guy with a descending tiger tattooed on his arm.
His name is Brother Tiger, and he is the head snake of Nanlongchang, and he is also the leader of this group of young people.
The triangular nails on the machine plow road were the ones he had people buried.
Someone gave Brother Hu 20,000 yuan and gave him a license plate number, asking him to take the people in the car to the Land Temple. That's why Brother Tiger took his little brother and appeared here.
"You got the triangular nails?" Xia Fan asked.
Xia Fan was thin and weak, and he didn't beat him at first glance, so Brother Tiger naturally didn't take him seriously.
At this time, Hua Xiruo got out of the car, she was wearing a white shirt on her upper body and a pair of slim jeans underneath.
Her legs are not only very long, but the lines are also perfect, coupled with her peerless appearance, naturally let Brother Tiger swallow his saliva there!
Brother Hu, who originally just wanted to tie people up and take them to the end, has changed his mind.
Such a beautiful woman fell into her own hands, if she was not happy, wouldn't she be too sorry for herself.
Brother Tiger has played with a lot of women, all of them are from the nearby ten miles and eight towns, he is the head snake of Nanlongchang, and he is the tyrant here. In the territory of Nanlongchang, playing with a woman, the police station will not take care of it.
He is Liu Tianshun, that is, Director Liu's brother.
This time, Liu Tianshun arranged the work for him.
Liu Tianshun said that the other party gave 20,000 yuan, and the ghost only knew how much. No matter what you do, as much as Liu Tianshun says, Brother Hu will admit it, and he will never bargain.
has been messing with Liu Tianshun for so many years, and in terms of money, Brother Hu really hasn't made much. However, within the jurisdiction of Nanlongchang, he can eat wherever he goes.
Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, you don't need to give money.
If you look at which village girl is pleasing to the eye and play with it, it is no problem.
"Beauty, you look so beautiful, why don't you let Brother Tiger and me have a good time? Brother Tiger, I will definitely make you comfortable, refreshing! ”
"Slap him!"
Hua Xiruo said to Xia Fan.
I don't know why, she feels that Xia Fan can protect her. When these little gangsters just jumped out, she was really scared, and even wanted to call the police. But as soon as she stood beside Xia Fan, she was not afraid.
It's amazing and reassuring.
"Smack!"
Xia Fan swaggered over and slapped Brother Hu's left cheek.
"My wife told me to fan me."
"Smack!"
He slapped his backhand again, this time on the right side of his face.
"Insulting my wife, I fanned it myself."
With two slaps, Brother Tiger's faces on the left and right sides suddenly swollen like two bloody steamed buns.