Chapter 13: The Emperor is a fart

There was a hot pain on his face, and Brother Tiger wanted to fight back, but his whole body was weak, as if he was frozen.

Xia Fan's noodle medicine, let alone a tiger brother, even if it is a hundred tiger brothers, it can be easily won.

"What the hell are you standing for? Hurry up and do it for me! ”

When Brother Tiger saw those little brothers, they were all stunned, so he was angry.

"He told you to do it!"

Xia Fan said with a smile, and then withdrew from Brother Hu's side.

The younger brothers rushed up and punched and kicked Brother Tiger. Originally, Brother Hu, whose face was just swollen by a fan, was scarred all over his body after a while.

"What's going on?"

The situation changed too quickly, and Hua Xiruo was a little confused.

"I don't know!" Xia Fan took over with a smile and said, "I don't know why, this thing wants to let these little brothers of his beat him." Probably because he felt that he broke our tires with triangular nails, he was a little reluctant and remorseful! ”

"!" Hua Xi didn't believe it.

"If it's, just ask them."

Xia Fan walked over, gently patted a thug on the shoulder, and asked, "Why did you beat your boss?"

"We shouldn't have broken your tires with triangular spikes, we were wrong, and we have to repent." Said the thug.

"Why did you break our tires?" Xia Fan asked again.

"Someone paid for it, saying that they would tie up the two of you and send them to the Land Temple." Gangsters.

"Where is the Land Temple?"

Since the other party has made a move, it is natural that he will go to meet for a while!

"On the barren mountain." Said the thug.

"The mountain road is not easy to walk, you leave a few people here to continue fighting, so that your boss can repent well. Two other people were sent to get two sliding poles and carry us to the Land Temple. ”

After Xia Fan gave the order, the little gangster went over to make arrangements.

"What are you doing here?" Hua Xiruo was still stunned.

"Since you invited us to go, you have to show some sincerity! You don't need to lift the sedan chair eight times, and it's not convenient for that thing to go up the mountain, just slide the rod, I don't pick it. Xia Fan said cheaply.

"Why should these little thugs listen to you?"

Hua Xiruo felt that the change in the style of painting was really a little too weird, so that she couldn't understand it.

"Because I'm handsome! Much more handsome than their bosses. As soon as they saw me, they were overwhelmed by my handsomeness, and then they listened to me. ”

Xia Fan's rhetoric was used on Yu Xiaoting, and now he is used to fool Hua Xiruo.

"!"

Hua Xiruo wouldn't believe Xia Fan's nonsense!

Before, let Zhao Yishou come back to life; I rolled in my bed last night and cured my insomnia; Here again here today.

This Xia Fan is really a strange person, very strange.

"I don't have any, I don't believe you asked them." After saying this, Xia Fan asked the little gangsters, "Am I handsome?" Are you impressed by my handsomeness? ”

"Handsome!"

"You're the most handsome man in the world!"

……

The thugs scrambled to answer.

"Disgusting!"

Hua Xiruo rewarded Xia Fan with these two words, then glared at him and said, "Don't think I don't know, they are confused by you." You're so good at medicine, it's easy to get some psychedelic medicine. ”

This female president is a female president, and her IQ is really high enough. Yu Xiaoting didn't think about the problem, she figured it out as soon as she thought about it.

"Smart enough!"

Xia Fan gave Hua Xiruo a thumbs up and said, "It's an extremely wise decision to let you be my eldest wife." The eldest wife has to take care of a bunch of little wives for me, and she has to be a smart enough woman. ”

"Big wife? Still a bunch of little wives? Do you think you're the emperor? ”

Hua Xiruo was speechless, just when she thought that Xia Fan was a strange person, she immediately felt that this thing was mentally retarded.

"The Emperor is a fart!"

Xia Fan took over with a smile and said, "Throughout the ages, there have been a lot of emperors, and Xia Fan is the only one. ”

"Huh!"

In the face of such a mental retardation, Hua Xiruo can only hehe.

She was a mortal, and of course she didn't know that world. Naturally, I didn't know that in that world, the emperor was not even as good as a fart.

No matter how awesome the emperor is, he is also a mortal.

Xia Fan wants them to die in the third watch, and they will not live to live for the fifth watch.

I can't control my own life and death.

It's not a fart, what's that?

The thugs brought two sliding rods, and Xia Fan and Hua Xiruo sat on them.

As for Brother Tiger, he became the one who carried the sliding rod.

The barren mountains are really barren, they are simply deserted. Overgrown with weeds and wild vines, the way up the mountain was blocked.

In the afternoon, the mountains are gloomy. Along the way, the most seen is the wild grave. That thing, one after the other, is dizzying.

Deep in the woods, there is a waterhole. On the edge of the waterhole, there is a ruined temple, which is the land temple.

The land temple was empty, and there was no one, which made Xia Fan a little surprised.

"What about the guy who told you to tie us up?" Xia Fan asked Brother Hu.

"He said he would tie you up and leave you here." Brother Tiger is only a small minion, and his knowledge is very limited.

The head is sharpened and the spirit is floating, and it must be a vicious dog that listens to the Lord's call.

When he got out of the car just now, Xia Fan showed Brother Hu his face. Knowing that he is just a lackey, he is doing things for others. I came to the earth temple to meet the dog owner for a while, but I didn't expect it to be empty, and there was not even a ghost.

"Who are you the dog?" Xia Fan asked.

"Liu Tianshun." Brother Tiger said.

"Carry us down the mountain, find someone to repair the tires, and then tie Liu Tianshun to me and send him to Qipan Village."

The mastermind behind the scenes is definitely not Liu Tianshun, because he and Hua Xiruo have heard of this name for the first time. However, from Liu Tianshun, he should be able to ask someone.

Brother Hu and his gang of thugs, except for bowing down to Xia Fan, are normal in other aspects.

was obviously drugged, but others couldn't see that they were drugged, which is the uniqueness of Xia Fan's noodle medicine. Don't brag about it, Xia Fan's face medicine, Leng Feng will be tricked if he doesn't fight for twelve points first.

Although this is working time, Liu Tianshun is not in the office.

Here in Nanlongchang, a poor and remote country, there is very little contact with the outside world, and there are generally no cases. Even if there is, it is also made by Liu Tianshun's younger brothers.

A rural house, is a restaurant. In Namryuba, this is the most stylish restaurant, and at the same time it tastes the best. The owner, Yang Jun, is a third-level chef who cooks well.

Whenever a guest comes, Liu Tianshun will invite him to rub it here.

At the time of checkout, he doesn't have to give money, just keep the account. All his expenses were recorded in the public account of the police station. Let's say it's a public account! The bill was not stamped with the fresh seal of the police station, and there was not even a signature of Liu Tianshun.

Over the years, Liu Tianshun's bills have saved up to seventy or eighty thousand.

Yang Jun has a daughter named Yang Xueqian, who was diagnosed with leukemia half a month ago and needed a large amount of surgery fees.

In his restaurant, most of the people who come to eat are public families like Liu Tianshun, and they don't give cash, all of them are bookkeeping. Therefore, Yang Jun has not saved much money in the years since he opened a restaurant, but he has saved two or three hundred thousand yuan in bills.

For surgery in the hospital, 300,000 yuan must be paid in advance. But the problem is that the hospital doesn't recognize the bill, they only recognize the money. Therefore, Yang Jun had to get the food money on the bill back.

In the past few days, he has begged his father to tell his grandmother to go to many departments, and those leaders who have eaten have not lost their conscience after hearing about his daughter's situation. In the case of getting by with the account, he redeemed some cash for him, and he took almost 50,000 yuan back.

The leader who consumes the most in the countryside is this Liu Tianshun.

Yang Jun went to the police station several times, but he didn't get a penny.

It's just that the money didn't get it, two days ago, Brother Tiger actually came to the store with a group of subordinates and beat Yang Junfat. He also threatened that if he dared to go to the police station to make trouble again, he would break his leg and smash his shop.

I was forced to ask for the account, and I didn't do anything excessive, and I didn't even dare to say a word of reluctance. When he got to Brother Hu, it became a troublemaker, and he was beaten because of it.

The rabbit is in a hurry, and it still has to bite!

The more he thought about it, the more angry Yang Jun became, and when he was making roast chicken, he poured two packets of rat poison into it in a row.

Yang Jun's roast chicken is a must in Nanlongchang, and Liu Tianshun will order it every time he comes to eat.

The taste of roast chicken is relatively strong, even if you put rat poison, you can't eat it.

After hesitating for a moment, Yang Jun did not directly take out the pot of roast chicken, but picked up the thick stack of bills, which were already crumpled, and even some of the handwriting had faded, and went to the private room upstairs.

"Director Liu, my daughter really can't afford to wait, why don't you do me a favor and settle these bills for me." Yang Jun pleaded resignedly.

"What bill?"

Liu Tianshun grabbed the bill in Yang Jun's hand, then slapped it on his face with a snap, and shouted: "Lao Tzu is here to invite guests to dinner today, don't ruin my fun!" ”

The bills were scattered all over the place, and Yang Jun squatted down, trying to pick them up one by one.

"Pick up a handful! Hurry up and serve Lao Tzu! ”

Liu Tianshun, who was drinking, stepped on Yang Jun's hand that was picking up the bill. He was wearing leather shoes with stiff soles that hurt to step on.

It's not enough to just step on it, Liu Tianshun is still rubbing there with the soles of his feet. The back of Yang Jun's hand was rubbed through the skin, and the blood that flowed out stained the bill red.

"I'm sorry, Director Liu, I'm ignorant, I'm going to serve you food."

Yang Jun's face was very calm, without even the slightest hint of anger.

With a dead person, there is no need to be angry, and there is no need to be angry.

"This kind of person just doesn't clean up!"

Liu Tianshun, who mistakenly thought that he had subdued Yang Jun with his majesty, sat back triumphantly, picked up his wine glass, and touched a glass with his guest Xie Qiang.