Chapter 1071: The Women's War

Inside the house, the fool has changed into a dress that doesn't fit well, and the upper body is a little short down jacket, but it's very new, and the new label is still there.

It was a woman who deliberately ran home to get it, it is said that she bought it in advance, and she was going to wear it for her man during the New Year, but unfortunately it was the end of the world just after August 15, and the man also died, and now it is cheap fool.

It's a little strange that the fool is wearing a pair underneath, with several layers, and the outermost is a new pair of trousers, the inside is woolen pants, and the inside is autumn pants.

Why do you see it so clearly? Because the fool wears open crotch pants, and the crotch is all newly opened, with some threads on them.

Wearing open crotch pants is a temporary change of idea, and of course it is also a temporary open crotch pants.

It is said that when the fool was dressed, when they were all dressed, everyone was quite satisfied, but there was a woman who stared at the fool's next three roads, as if she didn't want to look away at all.

And also muttered: "I can't see it!" ”

The woman's hysterical self-talk immediately resonated with other women, who felt as if something was missing and a little lost.

At this moment, Wang Yingying shouted again in a loud voice: "Wang Dan, you are quite good at watching!" ”

The woman who lost her mind just now is called Wang Dan, and she is also a petite brother, but unlike Fan Xiaoman, Fan Xiaoman is unusually plump, and Wang Dan is compared with Fan Xiaoman, it seems that she has not yet developed.

However, Wang Dan is good-looking, although petite, he is well-proportioned, and he doesn't want Fan Xiaoman's exaggerated plumpness, which is a little incongruous.

When Wang Dan heard Wang Yingying's ridicule, his face immediately turned red and he defended: "You... You're talking nonsense, I'm afraid that his brother will be a fool, he won't know what he calls when he and pees, in case he pulls his pants, it's winter, you come to wash his pants and bathe him every day? ”

As a result, Wang Yingying agreed: "Yes!" ”

Wang Yingying's answer immediately attracted the attention of all the women, because everyone knew that Wang Yingying was similar to Li Juxiang, they were both unwilling to suffer, and she couldn't rush to do this kind of thankless thing.

Sure enough, Wang Yingying's following words made the women glaring angrily, and they almost didn't move: "It can be, but if I want to do that, then he will be my man, and I will take it home." ”

"The beauty of thought!" The women screamed and swore foul language.

As the saying goes, three women in one play, there are seven or eight women here, and they sing together in several plays, and they don't know what they are singing.

At this time, someone reacted, and Fan Xiaoman spoke first: "Dandan is right, instead of following him every day to wash his pants and take a bath, it's better to... ”

Fan Xiaoman didn't say it clearly, but everyone thought of something.

I couldn't help but focus on the fool's next three roads, and at this time someone raised the question: "But in this winter, if you don't wear something, what if you freeze again?" ”

Everyone knows what it means to freeze here, and they all nodded their heads and felt that it made sense.

At this time, Li Cuihua spoke, she was the leader among women, and everyone still listened to her.

"Why don't you do this, just like a child, and dress him in open crotch pants!"

"This is good! This is good! Convenient! The crowd agreed.

"That's right! Don't delay watching! Among them, Wang Yingying was the most daring, and she directly broke through the thoughts in everyone's minds.

Everyone did not denounce Wang Yingying this time, but they all smiled knowingly, looking like you understand, I understand, everyone understands.

Just do it, a group of women got started together and picked up the fool's pants, of course, when they picked up the pants, they had to rub the fool's oil, and the fool didn't stop it, always smirking at people.

But his face is really scary when he laughs.

A group of women got the fool's open crotch pants right by dividing them by two, and put them on for the fool, squatting in front of the fool one by one to look left and right, commenting on how well the open crotch pants are done, of course, what they actually see, they all understand in their hearts, otherwise the open crotch pants that are not cleaned at the end of the thread, and the blindness cannot be said to be good.

Just a group of women are watching a play, staring straight at the gap where the fool is watching in three ways.

The fool finally stopped doing it, and he was about to cry with a pinch of his mouth: "Ahhh

The girls began to see that the fool was going to cry and couldn't understand what was going on, and when they heard the latter words, they all reacted, and they all laughed and laughed, and touched the fool's face very lovingly and said, "Be obedient, the food will come soon." ”

Soon someone brought a bowl of noodles, white lasagna, steaming hot, topped with bright red chili oil.

Just looking at it makes people can't help but swallow their saliva, and a big bowl of noodles is put in front of the fool, and the fool will be stuck in the noodle bowl with a face.

The women were startled, and then they heard the screams of the fools, and a group of women hurried up to help.

You must know that half of the fool's face is gone, and although it is scabbed, it hurts like chili oil.

And his right eye was missing and still oozing blood, which made it even more painful.

But when a group of people pulled the fool up, they found that half of the bowl of noodles was gone, and the fool had spit it into his stomach.

But the fool's appearance at this time is even more terrifying, there is a noodle hanging in the eye socket of the eyeballs, and there is something red on the noodles, and I don't know if it is chili pepper or the blood of the fool.

Seeing the fool's situation, there was the timid woman, and she couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Li Cuihua also sighed: "Alas~"

Everyone understands what this sigh represents, and it represents regret.

They are not afraid that a fool is a fool, nor are they afraid of a fool breaking an arm or leg, and they are not afraid of helping a fool clean up their feces and urine, but this half of their face is gone, and it looks really scary, which is really a fly in the ointment.

Fan Xiaoman helped the fool clean the noodles on his face and said, "People should be content!" ”

These four words immediately dispelled the haze that shrouded the heads of the women just now.

Fan Xiaoman is very right, there was not even a man before, but now that he has a man, he is still a healthy man, so what is there to be dissatisfied.

After washing the fool's face again, Fan Xiaoman fed the fool with a bowl.

But the fool either put his face into the bowl again, or wanted to grab it, which caught Fan Xiaoman off guard.

The fool is very good at eating, a big bowl of noodles, at most three bites will spit out, after eating, he tilted his head and looked at the women around him who were looking at him, hehe smiled and stretched his voice: "Hungry~"

When the women came, they brought something to eat, and the house itself had food.

This kind of mountain village transportation is not convenient, the grain can only be eaten by oneself, and if you want to sell it, you will take out a bag to sell, not that you don't want to sell a whole car, the key is that there is no car to come in, even if there is a car to come in, the money to sell some food is not enough for gas, so every household has endless food.

(End of chapter)