Chapter 1072: Lucky Fan Xiaoman
The fool is very good at eating, several women take turns cooking, the fool is the one who comes, and seeing that the fool has eaten three large pots of noodles, the women are also frightened, afraid that the fool will be broken.
Li Cuihua couldn't help but touch the fool's belly, but found that the fool's stomach was only a little bulging, and it didn't break at all, so she happily reassured everyone: "Don't worry, the fool is fine." ”
The girls were relieved, but no one saw it, Li Cuihua quietly put the hand that had touched the fool's stomach on the top of her nose and sniffed it.
The women made a circle around the fool, in a thousand postures, and they raised their cheeks, some gazed affectionately, and some scratched their heads and posed, but none of them attracted the attention of the fool.
Among these people, Fan Xiaoman is of course the best looking figure, but the rest also have their own appearances.
These women have all dressed up before they came, although they range in age from early twenties to forties, you must know that once the women get together, regardless of whether they are all smart or not, they are definitely eye-catching.
If you want to say who is the most unsightly, it should be Wang Yingying, Wang Yingying is five big and three thick, she is still a big-faced plate, she is really not good-looking, and she is much inferior to the rest of the women.
Therefore, he was so angry that he stomped his feet, for fear that the fool would choose someone else and not her.
In a hurry, he remembered that he still had two eggs in his arms, so he immediately took them out, peeled them and handed them to the fool as if offering treasures.
The fool was eating Haisai nonsense at this time, swallowed the egg and chewed two bites, his eyes suddenly lit up, he raised his head and stared at Wang Yingying, and rubbed his head against Wang Yingying, looking like a puppy and a kitten begging for a hug.
When the girls saw this scene, they were stupid and angry, and they thought angrily: Is this fool stupid? You don't like so many of our beauties, forget it, pick and choose, pick the ugliest.
But the women also reacted immediately, this guy was originally a fool, how can a fool know whether beauty and ugliness are good or bad, and the only thing a fool knows is whether it is delicious or not.
Whoever gives him good food, he kisses him.
After the girls reacted, their first thought was to go home and find something delicious to fool the fool.
And at this time, looking at Wang Yingying again, holding the fool's head, the fool rubbed his head on her lower abdomen, Wang Yingying was rubbed by the fool and itchy, and comfortable, she couldn't help but sway her waist, and let out a shy laugh, but the laughter sounded, how to listen to it and feel a rippling feeling.
The women took the fool as a treasure, but the fool didn't know what the women had in mind, and they began to sleep when they were full of food and drink.
There is a saying that wolves have more meat and less meat, at this time fools are meat, women are wolves, of course there may be tigers, anyway, these women are like wolves and tigers.
Looking at the sleeping fool with green eyes, he wanted to go up and eat the fool alive, but in front of so many people, no one dared to take that first step after all.
The ancients had the admonition that words must be done and deeds must be fruitful.
There is also the great principle of "unity of knowledge and action", and all that can be done is at the level of the Great Sage.
Of course, what people say about the "unity of knowledge and action" refers to moral, ideological and cultural, which is a major event that benefits the country and the people and benefits the future generations, but it is not a reluctant thing that cannot be put on the stage like men and women.
The reason why we put it together is mainly to say that there seems to be only a thin line between thinking about it and doing it, but it takes great courage and perseverance to really do it.
At this time, many women are like this, they dare to think and dare to say, but they really don't dare to let them do it.
After all, I have been constrained by Confucianism for thousands of miles, and I know in my bones that it is not good to do this, although the desire is sometimes difficult to stop, but after all, there must be a process.
Therefore, several women finally left together, and no one dared to stay overnight.
Li Cuihua's wave of people left, and there were seven or eight people in another wave, and the leader of this wave of people was Li Juxiang, a fat woman with a sideways face.
It's not that Li Juxiang has a high status in this group of people, but because the rest of the people are relatively thin-skinned, although they also have ideas, they don't dare to come.
Under the instigation of Li Juxiang and the hard drag of Hesheng, they formed a small collective, and sneaked in after Li Cuihua and others left.
So far, almost all the women in the village have come, and there are still two left, and it is estimated that there is really no such meaning, even if it is interesting, it can bear it.
After Li Juxiang and his group came, the fool was sleeping, and a wave of them were the kind of people who had a colored heart but no color, and in the face of the sleeping fool, only Li Juxiang dared to touch the fool, but he was scared away by the fool's terrifying face.
Li Juxiang, the leader, ran away, and the rest of the people naturally ran away.
So the two waves of people failed to succeed, and in the next few days, the two waves of people were very tacit, and they went to find the fool at different times, cooked for the fool, washed the fool's clothes, bathed and cleaned.
When taking a bath, it is inevitable to rub the oil, but no one dares to say that it is really dry.
In this way, more than half a month has passed, and the New Year is coming soon, and during this period of time, a woman's heart is like a cat scratching, which is called a strange itch.
Finally someone couldn't help it and began to sneak around after dark to find a fool.
But there must be more than one person who has this kind of thought, so a group of people bumped into each other, this kind of thing was bumped into, it was easy to say and not good, all of them were face-saving people, so they went from being jealous to quarreling, and then from quarreling to doing.
As a result, the fight was turned upside down, and several faces were scratched.
In addition to the children, there are old people left in the village, and the children generally don't understand, they are too young.
But the old people understood what was going on, but they had no choice but to sigh and say, "Evil! ”
Because of this fight, everyone finally sat down at the negotiating table and began to negotiate, how to negotiate this matter.
In the end, under the brainstorming, the women decided to draw lots, a total of fifteen people, according to the number, from one to fifteen in turn, to whoever went on the day.
Of course, the name of this negotiation is not to do something shameless, but to negotiate on the grounds of taking care of fools.
Whoever goes, no one else can go, and that fool's eating, drinking, and Lazar will be in the hands of that person.
Of course, as for what else you want to do, that's your own business, and no one cares about it one day.
Everyone knows that some things have to happen, and there is only one fool, and he has to go through a long stream, and if he is squeezed dry, it will be too late to cry in the end.
So there is a mandatory rule, the rule is not allowed to stay overnight, you must leave after 8 o'clock every night, if someone does not leave and is caught, then she will be disqualified that month.
This is a very fair approach, and everyone has no objections, and they say that they will monitor each other.
(End of chapter)