Chapter 49: Sleep in a Bed
"Boss, you're talking! What are you staring at me for? Is there something wrong with me? I've slept with that ghost, am I going to die, boss? ”
I was staring at me a little unclear So, the more Wu Shun thought about it, the more scared he became, and when he said the end, there was already a little crying in his voice.
And at this time, I asked a question that made Wu Shun cry and laugh a little.
I say; "Junko, tell me honestly, are you a virgin? Have you ever had anything with a woman? ”
Under normal circumstances, men like to pretend to be forced, especially in the matter of men and women, many people have never even touched the hands of girls, but they always like to pretend to be very experienced.
As for where this experience came from, in fact, everyone knows very well that they are all taught by teachers, and there are many of them, and most of them are foreign teachers from Japan.
For example, the famous Ao-sensei, the deceased Iijima-sensei, and what other Mr. Taketeng, Mr. Ozawa, Mr. Matsushima, and so on.
Wu Shun is such a person, he often boasted to me that he was very experienced in this area, and also said that he once fought with several women for 800 rounds in one night.
But I think he's bragging! Today I just took this opportunity to poke him!
Originally, Wu Shun thought that there was something wrong with him, but I asked him if he had anything to do with the girl, which made Wu Shun a little unable to keep up with my rhythm.
But he was still there as always pretending to be forced, and said coawardly; "Didn't I tell you many times, boss? I wasn't a virgin a few years ago! Before Qin Chuchu transferred to our school, I had several girlfriends! ”
After hearing this, I let out a long sigh and said with a deliberate frown; "If you're not a virgin, you're in a bit of trouble tonight! I'm fine here, because I'm a virgin, but you! ”
Speaking of which, I deliberately stretched my voice very long, if Wu Shun was a virgin, he would be calmer, if he wasn't, then I'm afraid he would jump up immediately.
Sure enough, Wu Shun asked me very calmly; "What would I do if I wasn't a virgin?"
I said solemnly; "Black dog blood can ward off evil spirits and exorcise ghosts, in fact, human blood can also be used, especially the blood on the tip of the human tongue, the effect of warding off evil spirits is much better than that of black dog blood! If it is the blood on the tip of the tongue of a virgin, it is simply a weapon to ward off evil spirits and drive away ghosts! ”
After a pause, I deliberately emphasized; "Even if it is a fierce ghost, as long as it is sprayed with blood on the tip of the virgin's tongue, it will be very harmful! It's not impossible to even get sprayed and scattered! ”
"According to what you said, the ghost in our house should be a ghost who has been dead for at least a few years, I'm afraid that even if we can find rooster blood and black dog blood, it won't be of much use to him, only the blood on the tip of the virgin's tongue can be restrained!"
"It's a pity that you're not a virgin anymore, if you're a virgin, you don't have to be afraid of that ghost at all!"
After listening to my words, Wu Shun breathed a sigh of relief, and said that it was good that I was a virgin, otherwise it would be bad this time!
I said, haven't you had several girlfriends? Aren't you very experienced? Why are you a virgin again?
Wu Shun's face was flushed when I asked, just like a child who had done something wrong, and he lowered his head and muttered that this matter can be casually known? It's eighteen years old and still a virgin, what a shame!
I couldn't hold it back anymore, so I laughed out loud!
Wu Shun reacted at this time, and said Boss, are you deceiving me?
I laughed and gave him an explanation.
In fact, what I said is not wrong, the blood on the tip of the tongue of a person is indeed a weapon to ward off evil spirits and drive away ghosts, and the blood on the tip of the tongue of a virgin is indeed a little better, but it is not as exaggerated as I said, as if it is not a virgin's tongue blood is useless.
As long as it is a young man like me and Wu Shun, whether it is a virgin or not, it is very useful to use the blood of the tip of the tongue to deal with evil things.
After listening to my explanation, Wu Shun was relieved, but he was still worried about one thing, that is, he couldn't see ghosts without cow tears, and he couldn't spray blood everywhere with the tip of his tongue, right?
I'm afraid that the ghost will not be sprayed by then, but will be sprayed with all his blood!
I told him to reassure him, and I said that I don't need to see the ghost with tears, and that we will sleep in the same bed at night, and that if the ghost dares to come, he will follow me if I spray blood on the tip of my tongue there!
As soon as I said this, Wu Shun was completely relieved, but this thing just happened to the scar and forgot the pain, he immediately asked me with a cheap face, saying that I found such a righteous and bright reason to sleep in the same bed with him, I can't really be interesting to him, right?
This made me angry, and I said that's good, then in that case, you should sleep alone that night!
Even if that ghost gives you something like that, I won't care!
If that ghost is a female ghost, then you won't be a virgin after tonight!
If that ghost is a male ghost.......
Speaking of this, I had a wicked evil smile on my face, and Wu Shun's face turned white from being frightened.
If this is given by a female ghost, then it can barely be said in the past, so what is the talk of Zhai Zhiyi, isn't there a lot of people and female ghosts on it?
But if this is given by a male ghost, it will set a Guinness World Record, and become a person who has never been seen before or since, up and down for 5,000 years, and has never been seen in ancient and modern times!
And the hell, this is definitely headline news!
"Boss, don't you! You don't! I promise you, I'll never talk nonsense again, okay? Even if it's Qin Chuchu, I'll allow you to compete fairly with me, okay? ”
In the end, after Wushun signed countless unequal treaties with me, such as that in the future, he will do everything about washing clothes, sweeping the floor and cleaning the room, and he will also do the things of buying vegetables, cooking, and feeding eggs, so I reluctantly agreed to sleep with him at night.
In the afternoon, I stayed in the house with Wu Shun and didn't go out, and I never removed my phase qi, but I still didn't find anything.
At six o'clock, Wu Shun and I went to the vegetable market near the community to buy some vegetables, meat, and so on, and we were going to cook and eat by ourselves in the evening.
Originally, the unequal treaty signed by the two of us was for Wu Shun to cook, but after this product fried a dish, I directly blasted him out of the kitchen.
This product has been pampered since he was a child, he can't even tell the difference between salt and monosodium glutamate, is the fried food a human can eat?
I had no choice but to cook the meal myself and make us both my best whistle noodles.
My dad is away all year round, and I've been cooking for myself since I was very young, and I don't have to say anything about my cooking skills.
Wu Shun was eating the whistle noodles I made, and praised them repeatedly, saying that the noodles you made are so delicious, if you can eat them every day, it will be better!
I know what he's thinking, if I cook every day, won't my unequal treaty with him be in vain?
So I said with a straight face; "You think beautifully, from tomorrow onwards, you will learn to stir-fry and cook for me, and you will reach my level within a week, otherwise we will sleep separately!"
There was no way, Wu Shun had to agree to me with a bitter face.
That's it, after eating, I watched TV there with my balls, and Wu Shun was busy brushing pots, washing dishes, cleaning and so on.
This guy is working so hard, he just wants me to get into his bed!
Phew! Why does that sound so awkward!
At night, that is, at eleven o'clock, I habitually practiced our Jiang family's method of exhaling and absorbing qi in Wushun's bed.
When I get there, the balls will follow me every step of the way, anyway, in its eyes, I am everything to it.
And every time I cultivated, Dan Dan would lie motionless beside me, never bothering me, it had already developed this good habit.
That's it, Wu Shun slept on my left, and Dandan's lie on my right, fortunately, the bed was a one-meter-eight bed, and it wasn't very crowded when we two big men and one Dandan, who slept.
For a whole night, Wu Shun and I were in a state of high concentration, and my phase qi was activated in all directions, monitoring every move around me all the time.
But when it was daybreak, nothing happened!
Don't talk about ghosts, there isn't even a single mouse in the house!
What's going on? Could it be that the ghost was scared by me and Wu Shun?
Wu Shun and I couldn't figure it out!
Because I have to go to school during the day, Wushun doesn't dare to stay at home alone, so he can only leave Dandan's eggs at home and eat ham sausages.
After I got up, I went to Old Man Chen's supermarket to buy ham sausage for Dandan, and when Old Man Chen saw me, he asked if he had seen a ghost at night?
I said I waited all night to see the hell, but I didn't see anything!
Old man Chen was surprised when he heard this, and said It's been two days, why hasn't that female ghost come to scare you?
That's when I realized that it was a female ghost who was doing it!
Then I bought another 100 ham sausages from Old Man Chen, peeled them and threw them to the balls, and then I went to school.
Wu Shun went to the nearby talent market to look for a job.
Our freshmen had to undergo military training for half a month, and during the following period, I participated in military training at the school during the day and went back to live in the Yuhua community at night.
Wu Shun went to run the talent market during the day, and went back to the community with me at night.
Of course, Wu Shun and Dan Dan and I slept in the same bed at night, but more than ten days passed, and that ghost never appeared!
I felt very strange, so I managed to convince Wu Shun to let him sleep alone for one night and see if the ghost would go to him alone?
If my aura is activated in all directions, I can sense that ghost as soon as it appears in our room.
But after waiting for a night, the ghost still didn't appear!
It was like this for several nights that followed, and the ghost never appeared!
As a result, I wonder if there are any ghosts on this floor!
Or is that ghost's path too shallow, and he was scared away by me and Wu Shun?
At this time, the woman who rented the house to us finally called me a little out of breath.