"Boss, the one who slept next to me last night must be a ghost! Now as long as I think about it, I don't dare to go back! Come back quickly, the balls are still inside! ”

I was thinking about what level of ghost that ghost should be, Wu Shun urged me on the phone again, and this thing also thought that the ghost who slept next to him last night should be a ghost.

I don't know why, as long as I think of Wushun being slept with by a ghost, I want to laugh.

I don't know if the ghost is a male ghost or a female ghost, but if it's a female ghost, it will be fun!

No, if it's a male ghost, it's fun!

Maybe that ghost is still a brokeback! Hahahaha!

Thinking of this, a smile appeared on my face, and I said to Wu Shun; "Then you wait for me at the gate of the community for a while, and I'll be back immediately!"

Then I hung up Wu Shun's phone and prepared to rush back.

Of course, since there is a ghost in that house, I definitely can't talk to Qin Chuchu about the house, even if I talk to her about the house, then I have to get that ghost done first.

So under Qin Chuchu's surprised gaze, I didn't explain too much to her, but told her that I was in a bit of a hurry and needed to go back first, so let her go back to the school dormitory first.

Qin Chuchu was very dissatisfied with this, she said that she wanted to follow me, saying that she wanted to see the house I rented with Wushun.

I had to lie to her and tell her that the house we rented was very dirty and messy, and there was a bad smell, and I couldn't take her there yet, but when we cleaned it up and cleaned it up, we would definitely invite her to visit it at that time.

In desperation, Qin Chuchu had no choice but to go back to school with a grudge and reluctance, while I took a taxi and went straight to Yuhua Community.

Yuhua community is not far from our school, a few minutes by taxi, in the taxi I saw Wushun standing at the door of the community, with a look of hesitation and melancholy on his face.

I don't know why, I want to laugh when I see Wu Shun like this, especially when I think that he is likely to be slept with by a male ghost, so I decided to tease him.

I'm going to get revenge for his morning ridicule of me!

So I got out of the taxi calmly, but when I got out of the car, I tried my best to ridicule Wushun, but I forgot to pay the fare and was yelled at by the taxi driver.

"I want to leave before the money is given, you hammer!"

The quality of this taxi driver needs to be improved, but I am too lazy to worry about him, but by his yelling, my calm and calm image is instantly gone.

And when I was lying on the window of the car to pay the taxi driver, Wu Shun rushed directly towards me as if a child had just finished kindergarten and saw his parents.

"Boss, you're finally here! We were pitted by that old lady, and we were pitted by that damn old girl! I said that I always felt like there was a person sleeping next to me last night, I thought it was you, but I didn't expect it to be a ghost! ”

At this time, the taxi driver was looking for money for me, and when he heard what Wu Shun said, he looked at me and Wu Shun with a look of disdain and said, "Who in our neighborhood doesn't know about the haunting on the fifth floor of the third unit of Yuhua Community!" You two melon skins, you are greedy and cheated! ”

Guapi is Xi'an dialect, which means that the brain is not enough, this word is generally used to scold, the taxi driver scolded the two of us, and then drove away directly.

After a while, Kung Fu was scolded twice by the taxi driver, and I was angry, so I didn't pay attention to Wu Shun, but pointed to the taxi and scolded the driver.

"You are the melon skin, your whole family is the melon skin! I must make a note of your license plate to complain about your melon skin! ”

I was carrying two large bags of packed chicken, duck and fish and jumping to scold the dog-day taxi driver, but Wu Shun said to me with a bitter face; "Boss, don't you scold that driver, let's think about what we should do, right?"

I said, it's not like you've never seen a ghost, so you're so scared? You don't want to think about it, if we get rid of that ghost, won't the old ladies be able to pit our money? We can even rent all the houses around us at a very cheap price!

In the end, I said that this is a good thing for us, not a bad thing!

Wu Shun's face became much better when he heard me say this, but he still asked me a little worriedly, saying that if we can't get the blood of the rooster, the blood of the black dog, the willow branch and the tears of the cow, how can we get rid of that ghost?

It is not difficult to get these things that Wu Shun said in our county, but in Xi'an, a place where people are not familiar with the place, it is indeed more difficult for the two of us to get these things in a short time.

Black dog blood and rooster blood can try your luck at restaurants, willow branches are relatively easy to get, and you can get a lot of them by finding a random park, but the premise is not to be caught by the park security.

However, cow tears are easy to find in our small county, but they are difficult to find in a big city like Xi'an.

It's okay on my side, I have a phase in my body, and I don't need cow tears, but if Wu Shun doesn't have cow tears, he can't see the ghost at all, even if he is slept with by that ghost again, or even gives him something to that, I'm afraid he can only bear it silently when he can't see the ghost!

Of course, jokes are jokes, as Wu Shun's brother, I definitely won't watch him being given something by ghosts!

Whether it's a male ghost or a female ghost, I will never allow my brother to be given anything by a ghost!

So I told Wu Shun to rest assured, even if there is no rooster blood and black dog blood, I still have other big moves to deal with ghosts, let him tell me what is going on first? What did the upstairs and downstairs neighbors and Uncle Chen from the small supermarket say?

Seeing that I was so confident, as if I didn't take that ghost to heart, Wu Shun told me about the specific situation.

It turned out that after I went to school, Wu Shun helped Dan Dan peel off all the skin on the outside of those ham sausages, and then I went to the upstairs and downstairs neighbors one by one, wanting to ask them about the contact information of the owners of the other houses on the fifth floor.

But who knew that he knocked on the doors of several houses, either because there was no one at home, or because he was rudely refused.

After tossing and turning like this for almost a morning, when it was almost noon, an old lady from the third floor told him that the entire fifth floor of the house was haunted, and that it had been haunted for several years, and that all the people living in those houses were frightened to move out.

Moreover, the old lady also told him that everyone in the neighborhood knew about it, even the students of several nearby colleges and universities, so no one came to rent the houses here, and those houses were always empty.

Hearing the old lady say this, Wu Shun was a little skeptical, and it was almost noon at this time, so he decided to go to the supermarket at the entrance of the community to buy something to eat, and by the way, find the old man in the supermarket to inquire again.

In Wu Shun's opinion, the old man opened the supermarket at the entrance of the community, and there must be nothing he didn't know about the things in the community, so it was right to ask him about the situation.

So Wu Shun went to Old Man Chen's supermarket, and after he bought a few chicken feet from Old Man Chen, he chatted with Old Man Chen while gnawing on them.

As a result, I chatted with Old Man Chen, and the information I got was the same as what the old lady said, and Old Man Chen also told Wu Shun that the owners of several other houses locked the houses when they saw that the houses were often haunted, and did not rent them out.

But the woman who rented the house for us, she posted small advertisements everywhere, deliberately rented the house at a very low price, and there were often people who didn't know the situation and were scared by the ghost within two or three days after renting the house, and they didn't even ask for a deposit or rent or anything and ran away.

Of course, there are also people who are unwilling to be deceived and call the police or something, but the police will not believe the statement that the room is haunted, so every time the trouble is over, the woman who rented the house for us has made more than 100,000 yuan in the past few years, and sold a Buick Regal to drive.

Wu Shun heard Old Man Chen say this, and then thought that he always felt that there was a person sleeping next to him last night, and he was almost scared to pee at that time! Hurriedly called me.

After listening to Wu Shun's explanation, I said that since the woman wanted to cheat us out of our money, then we would let her suffer a big loss this time, and we only need to get rid of that ghost, and we can rent all the houses on the fifth floor at a low price.

Wu Shun said how can I get rid of that ghost? I said go back to where I live first, I packed a bunch of delicious food for Dandan, you can eat some later!

If Wu Shun was alone, he wouldn't dare to go back to the room, but with me, he wouldn't be so afraid.

So the two of us went to the place where we lived, and before we reached the door of the house, we heard Dandan's meowing in it, and this little guy's nose was very smart, and he must have smelled me.

When I opened the door, I deliberately activated the phase qi, whether it was the ears, nose, eyes, or even the mouth, I came to activate the phase qi in all directions.

As long as there is a ghost in our room, I can not only see this ghost, but also smell this ghost, and even talk to this ghost.

But I was ready, and there was nothing in the room but balls!

"Meow meow!"

This dead ball, it smelled the smell of the meat I packed, and it was already impatient, and in this hurry, it forgot my teachings to it, and called me Mom without distinction between men and women!

Throwing the packed things to Dandan and Wu Shun, I walked around the room very carefully, but still didn't find any clues about ghosts.

That's a little weird!

Could it be that this ghost rests during the day and only goes to work at night?

At this time, Wu Shun had the heart to eat, not to mention grabbing food with Dandan, he hated the price, and he was always following me like a fart.

Finally, when I sat down on the sofa, Wu Shun asked me; "Boss, you said you still have a big move to deal with ghosts, what kind of big move is it?"

I smiled, and then stared at Wu Shun from head to toe.