Chapter 16: No Zuo No Die
Brother Gongzi's name is Yi Feiyang, and his parents are both cultivators who have ascended from the mortal world. Now, Yi Feiyang's parents have some power in the heavenly court, they are all earth immortal-level immortals, and there are a group of human immortals and earth immortals gathered around them.
The cultivators who ascend to the heavenly court are called human immortals, and after the human immortals are the earth immortals, after the earth immortals are the heavenly immortals, and after the heavenly immortals are the true immortals, that is, the immortals.
Yi Feiyang was born as a treasure in the hands of his parents, it can be said that he is afraid of melting in his mouth, and he is afraid of flying in his hands. Due to the doting of his parents, Yi Feiyang did not know the height of the sky and the height of the earth since he was a child, and did not know how to respect people.
usually doesn't get into trouble, and every time his parents wipe his ass. When encountering those immortals who have no power and no background, Yi Feiyangfei's parents are naturally fists and threats. And once Yi Feiyang provokes someone who shouldn't be messed with, Yi Feiyang's parents will become a pug and apologize.
Today, Yi Feiyang's parents brought a group of friends to Zuixianlou for dinner, and Yi Feiyang naturally followed.
After guessing that Shao Yitian was just a rookie, Yi Feiyang made up his mind that he must have a good play, because these days Yi Feiyang is regarded by his parents more strictly, and he has no chance to bully those rookie immortals with no background and no power.
"I'm sorry, do you think you can just say sorry?" Yi Feiyang's eyes widened, revealing a fierce look, "You don't know what material my clothes are made of? This is made of heavenly silk, and there is no market." You stained my dress today, you say, what should I do?"
As soon as Shao Yitian heard this, he knew that the other party was deliberately finding fault. Alas, I didn't expect that Heavenly Court also has this kind of love pretending, force, and an immortal who specializes in bullying honest people like us.
Although Shao Yitian was unhappy in his heart, he didn't want to cause trouble, after all, this was in heaven, and he had no support. What's more, the background of this guy in front of him is not clear to him at all, in case he is a second-generation immortal official, it will be a big trouble.
"If your clothes are dirty, I can wash them for you. Shao Yitian made the biggest concession.
"Haha......" Yi Feiyang seemed to hear the big joke, and said after laughing twice, "Wash, I'm afraid that you want to get my clothes in the name of washing clothes, right?"
Now the uncle can bear it, and the aunt can't bear it either. Damn, it doesn't matter who you are, brother is not afraid. It's a big deal that my brother won't come to Heaven, anyway, you immortals can't go to the lower realm privately.
"You speak to me with a little respect. Shao Yitian stared at Yi Feiyang, and really wanted to step forward and punch this kid.
However, Shao Yitian knew very well that he had a few catties and taels, so he relied on his own body to fight with the immortals, which was completely an act of seeking abuse.
"Respect?!, a rookie like you is still qualified to talk to me about respect, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you to the ground and learn to bark?"
Yi Feiyang is gearing up, his fist has long been itchy, he hasn't bullied a rookie for a long time, it's really good to have a good time today, as long as he doesn't destroy the facilities of the Drunken Immortal Building.
"I'll learn from your sister!" Shao Yitian replied, then glared at Yi Feiyang and said, "Get out of the way, good dogs don't get in the way." ”
When Shao Yitian spoke, he had already taken out the lemon mobile phone, ready to go down to the mortal world at any time.
Yi Feiyang has been scolded like this, and now he is so angry that he screams, he looks like a clown.
"Boy, you're going to die, if I don't kill you today, I'll take your surname!" Yi Feiyang roared.
"Boy, who do you say is going to die today!?" Lu Dongbin didn't know when it arrived, and as soon as Yi Feiyang's words were finished, Lu Dongbin's lazy voice sounded.
Yi Feiyang didn't know Lu Dongbin, looked at Lu Dongbin, couldn't see Lu Dongbin's level, and thought that Lu Dongbin was a rookie like Shao Yitian.
"I said it. Yi Feiyang straightened his waist and was extremely arrogant.
"Bingo. Shao Yitian hurriedly said hello to Lu Dongbin.
When Lu Dongbin came, Shao Yitian was relieved. If Shao Yitian wasn't afraid just now it was fake, after all, it was a god who provoked him, in case the lemon mobile phone suddenly strikes and can't return to the world in time, it will be dead.
Okay now, with Lu Dongbin as the backing, it's the guy in front of him who is damn warped now.
"I said, this uncle, you are not too young, you should stay at home and cultivate hard, and you have nothing to do here? You say you can join in the fun, who told you to provoke Lao Tzu? Today Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, and you may become a disabled immortal. Yi Feiyang said without knowing the height of the sky.
After hearing this, Lu Dongbin shook his head with a smile and said, "nozuonodie." Alas, today I am in a good mood, and I will turn you into a disabled immortal. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Dongbin was as fast as lightning and firmly grasped Yi Feiyang's neck. The speed was so fast that Shao Yitian didn't see how Lu Dongbin made a move.
"You, let me go. Yi Feiyang had no power to fight back at all, so he could only struggle in vain.
Now, he finally knew that the uncle in front of him was not a rookie, but a real master senior.
"Senior, senior, spare my life, I don't know Taishan with my eyes. Yi Feiyang begged for mercy to distract Lu Dongbin's attention, and at the same time prepared to sacrifice the magic weapon in the dantian, the whirlwind scimitar.
This whirlwind scimitar is a life-saving magic weapon given to Yi Feiyang by Yi Feiyang's parents, and the level has reached the Dao weapon, once it is sacrificed, it will never stop without tasting blood.
The lowest level of magic weapons is magic weapons, followed by spiritual weapons, dao weapons, and the most powerful ones are, of course, immortal weapons.
Of course, the current Shao Yitian is completely blind to these.
The Whirlwind Scimitar is, as the name suggests, a scimitar that gave it its name because it attacked in a rotating way and was as fast as the wind.
As soon as the whirlwind scimitar was sacrificed, I saw a flash of white light, like lightning, and flew towards Lu Dongbin's neck.
"Hmph, look at how you die!" Yi Feiyang had a sneer on his face, thinking that with such a close distance, even if Lu Dongbin had great ability, he would not be able to escape death.
However, the next scene made Yi Feiyang unable to laugh anymore, and his smile was completely frozen.
Because the whirlwind scimitar was caught by Lu Dongbin with his index finger and middle finger, he couldn't move at all, and looking at Lu Dongbin's expression, it was completely relaxed.
"You, you ......" Yi Feiyang looked at Lu Dongbin like a monster, he never thought that the whirlwind scimitar would be so vulnerable in front of Lu Dongbin.
"I'm surprised, isn't it? Young man, you still don't have too much knowledge, and I don't even want this level of magic weapon to be used as a toy. Lu Dongbin shook his head, and then his index finger and middle finger were forced, only to hear a snap, and the whirlwind scimitar broke into two pieces and fell to the ground, turning into scrap metal.
The magic weapon to save his life was easily destroyed by others, and Yi Feiyang's heart was completely cold.
"Senior, senior, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, so you can spare me. Yi Feiyang began to beg for mercy.
"I said I was in a good mood today, so I asked you to be a disabled fairy. Also, spare you or not, I have to let my brother Xiao Shao have the final say. Lu Dongbin threw Yi Feiyang to the ground. Lu Dongbin is not afraid of Yi Feiyang escaping, because Yi Feiyang can't escape from his Five Fingers Mountain at all.
Yi Feiyang's face was like ashes, knowing that he had offended two masters who should not be messed with today, he immediately climbed to Shao Yitian from the ground, pulled Shao Yitian's pants and said: "This big brother, this senior, you can raise your noble hand and let me go." ”
Shao Yitian looked at Yi Feiyang, who was like a pug, and said: "My pants are very expensive, they are priceless, don't get dirty." ”
Grandma's, it's so enjoyable, I can't imagine that my brother can pretend to be forced in front of the gods once.
Yi Feiyang's face suddenly became extremely ugly, because he had said the same thing to Shao Yitian just now, and now Shao Yitian used this sentence to pay tribute to him.
Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi!
"By the way, don't say help me wash them, I'm afraid that you want to get my pants in the name of washing my pants. Shao Yitian saw that Yi Feiyang was about to finish speaking, and immediately said, directly blocking what Yi Feiyang was going to say.
I'll go! These are my lines!
Yi Feiyang wants to cry without tears, how can there be such a shameless person who steals his own lines.
However, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and forget about the lines, as long as this master is happy, just treat himself as a fart.
"It's all my fault, please let me go like a fart. Yi Feiyang begged for mercy pitifully.
"I'm sorry, I can't fart a living person. Shao Yitian directly refused. Just kidding, if Brother Bing hadn't arrived in time, Brother would have been played by you in addition to running away.