This chat, before I knew it, passed four hours. Shao Yitian got up to say goodbye, Lu Dongbin seemed to be unsatisfied, took Shao Yitian's hand, and kept him for a meal before leaving. Shao Yitian refused, but Lu Dongbin just didn't let Shao Yitian go.

It was difficult to resist the hospitality, and Shao Yitian had to stay.

Lu Dongbin saw that Shao Yitian agreed, and immediately got up and said, "Xiao Shao, you wait, Brother Bin is going to cook, you wait, soon." ”

After Lu Dongbin finished speaking, he hurriedly walked to the kitchen. But not two minutes later, Lu Dongbin walked back and said to Shao Yitian: "Xiao Shao, let's go out to eat, there is no food at home." ”

Shao Yitian hurriedly nodded in agreement, just taking this opportunity to familiarize himself with the environment of Heavenly Court.

"Xiao Shao, get in the car. Lu Dongbin opened the door of his car and invited Shao Yitian to get in the car.

After getting in the car, Shao Yitian asked puzzledly: "Brother Bin, I don't understand something, I want to ask you." ”

Lu Dongbin said while driving the car: "Ask, Brother Bin knows everything and says everything." ”

"Brother Bin, don't you see that the gods are all able to drive the clouds and fog, why do they still drive, how slow is the drive?" Shao Yitian was extremely puzzled, how cool and free it was to fly against the wind and control the clouds.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "Xiao Shao, those people who fly in the clouds and fog and fly against the wind are rookies who have just flown up, and they are forced to use them in order to pretend. How cool and comfortable it is to drive, the speed is not very slow, and the most important thing is not to mess with the hairstyle. Bingo's life motto is: the head can be broken, the hairstyle can not be messy, the blood can be shed, and the leather shoes cannot be rubbed with oil. ”

I went, Bing Ge really learned and put it into use, and he used the Internet words so quickly.

The road in Tianting is extremely spacious, it is a two-way twelve lanes, there is no traffic jam on the road at all, there are very few traffic lights, and there are sidewalks on the side, and there is a reason separated by a separation belt on each side, about seven or eight meters wide. By knowing from Lu Dongbin's mouth, this is a special one for the immortals who ride mounts.

"Brother Bing, do you have any mounts?" Shao Yitian remembered that in Journey to the West, only those bigwigs have mounts, and all of them are very good, and the magic weapons are also powerful, even the Monkey King is planted in their hands.

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "We are scattered immortals, and we don't need mounts. Have you ever watched Journey to the West?"

Just kidding, how can you not read Journey to the West? I think when I was a child, there was no TV at home, in order to watch Journey to the West, I ran to someone else's house at noon with a bowl of rice, and a bowl of rice could be eaten for dozens of minutes, but I was chased and beaten by my mother with a bamboo stick when I went home.

Thinking about all kinds of things when I was a child, although life was hard, I was carefree and happy at that time.

Shao Yitian nodded and said, "I've seen it." Bingo, what does this have to do with Journey to the West?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Of course it matters, this mount is the master of the pit father." You see in Journey to the West, those mounts secretly went to the lower realm without telling their masters, and then occupied the mountain as the king and ate Tang monk meat. If it weren't for Sun Wukong's great ability to save Tang Seng in time every time, it is estimated that these mounts would have been made into barbecues long ago, and even their owners would have suffered. ”

"What about me? I am with a master who is often away from home, and I can't run around with my mount, so I must leave my mount at home to look after the house. In case the mount can't bear the loneliness and sneaks down to the realm, it will really trap me. ”

"Bingo, if you catch more mounts in the lower realm, it's not serious. ”

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "Xiao Shao, this time is different from the past. Now since the second ****** meeting of the Heavenly Court, it has strictly forbidden the Heavenly Court personnel and the mount to the lower realm, and if there are immortals and mounts in the lower realm without permission, they will be severely punished. Even if the mount secretly escapes to the Nether without the owner's knowledge, the owner of the mount will be punished with a felony of lax care, and will be punished by thunder and lightning.

After sighing, Lu Dongbin continued: "If it weren't for Heavenly Court suddenly issuing such a serious decree, I would have been in the Nether Game Mortal World a long time ago. You say this is also strange, it's been many years, and I haven't seen any monsters in the mortal world? In this way, the Heavenly Court will send us to the Nether to subdue demons and destroy demons. ”

Lu Dongbin is an idle master, and it is estimated that if he stays at home alone for a day, he will go crazy.

It can be seen from the many legends of Lu Dongbin in the world that Lu Dongbin has no shortage of nether, which is why among the eight immortals, Lu Dongbin has the greatest reputation, because Lu Dongbin loves to run to the world when he has nothing to do.

Shao Yitian glanced at Lu Dongbin and said, "Brother Bin, don't you know that now we have regulations below that you are not allowed to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China. ”

Lu Dongbin looked a little surprised, and couldn't help asking: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a refiner? Who stipulated this?"

"State-mandated. Shao Yitian said.

"It's still the current imperial court that is prosperous, and a single rule can make all animals unable to become sperm. Lu Dongbin couldn't help but sigh.

Shao Yitian chatted with Lu Dongbin while enjoying the scenery on both sides of the road. Along the way, the streets are lined with high-rise buildings, exactly like the mortal world. It's just that on that mount path, you can often see some gods walking on various mounts.

And the immortals, who neither drove nor mounted, were naturally flying above the clouds and flying in the air, so chic.

Of course, there are also individual gods walking slowly on the sidewalk, enjoying the scenery on the street.

What surprised Shao Yitian the most was that all the goddesses and immortals of the heavenly court were as beautiful as flowers, with good figures, long hair fluttering, and fluttering skirts, forming a beautiful landscape.

I'll go, the male immortals of Heavenly Court are simply too happy. If I could admire so many beautiful goddesses and immortals every day, I would be boundless happy.

"Hey, don't look at it, if you look at it again, your eyeballs will fall out. Lu Dongbin saw that Shao Yitian's saliva was about to flow out, and his left hand shook in front of Shao Yitian's eyes.

The car stopped at the door of a three-story ancient building restaurant, and as soon as he got out of the car, Lu Dongbin used his sleeve to directly put the car on the ground into his sleeve.

If my brother has this kind of ability, he will not be awesome in the future, and he will be forced to fly into the sky.

Looking at Shao Yitian's surprised expression, Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Did you blind your twenty-gram titanium alloy eyes?" ”

Shao Yitian nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, it makes me tremble too much." ”

Lu Dongbin patted Shao Yitian on the shoulder and brought Shao Yitian into the "Drunken Immortal Building".

"This sleeve is a general immortal, but we are all laymen, only Zhen Yuanzi Daxian, once he uses the sleeve, he can swallow the sun, moon, mountains and rivers. Lu Dongbin said to Shao Yitian as he walked.

"Don't be envious, Brother Bin will teach you the Dafa in his sleeve another day. Lu Dongbin said boldly.

Shao Yitian couldn't believe his ears, happiness came too suddenly: "Thank you, Brother Bin." ”

On the way into the restaurant, Lu Dongbin met many acquaintances and greeted them one by one. Every time he greeted someone, Lu Dongbin introduced Shao Yitian to those immortals.

At this moment, Shao Yitian is also a little celebrity in Lu Dongbin's circle.

After sitting down, Shao Yitian asked Lu Dongbin for the way to the bathroom, and then got up and left.

"Whew!"

After releasing the water, Shao Yitian breathed a sigh of relief, it was really relaxed!

Shao Yitian walked out of the bathroom with a relaxed face, but as soon as he walked out of the bathroom, he bumped into a fairy.

At this collision, both of them took a step back. Shao Yitian hurriedly looked up at the other party, only to see that the other party was very young, looking like a son, and his brows were slightly furrowed.

"I'm sorry. No matter whose fault it is, Shao Yitian took the initiative to apologize, after all, this is in heaven, and it is better to bow his head and be a man.

The other party glanced at Shao Yitian and saw that Shao Yitian could not feel the slightest immortal power on his body. I can't help but be confused, because there are two possibilities.

One is that the other party is a rookie immortal at all and has no immortal power, and the other is that the other party's level is several levels higher than his own.

What kind of situation is it, Brother Gongzi is entangled. If the other party is a rookie, then he can be bullied so much that he doesn't even know him. If it's a high-ranking senior, then obediently clip your tail and be an honest person.

Shao Yitian saw that the other party didn't answer, and he looked like he was frowning, and thought, this guy won't be angry, right?

Shao Yitian didn't want to get into trouble on the first day he arrived in Heaven, so he apologized again: "I'm sorry, I was careless just now, I'm sorry." ”

Shao Yitian thought to himself, he apologized so sincerely, the other party should not be careful.

Seeing Shao Yitian like this, Brother Gongzi made a bold guess in his heart: "This guy can't really be a rookie, the lowest-level immortal!"