"The sea, it's all water," I despised him, "I knew it a long time ago, didn't I?" ”

"Hey, talented girl," Guan Jian touched my hair lovingly, "Since you are so talented, I won't guide you, that's all." ”

Narcissism is deeper than mine! Guan Jian lay down and felt uncomfortable, so he had to sleep on his stomach, this night we all slept very deeply, in the middle of the night when the phone rang, I pushed Guan Jian: "Your phone rings." ”

He said in a daze, "No." ”

But the phone was so noisy that I had to pick it up for him. "Hello?"

There was silence.

I didn't hear a reply, and I fell asleep again with my phone in my hand. It wasn't until I woke up the next morning that I found out how Seki's phone was under my head. I wailed, "How did it get under my head!" I'm going to be stupid with radiation, I'm going to lose all my hair from radiation. ”

"Scientific research, mobile phone radiation is not so exaggerated." Guan Jian lazily took the phone over, "It's possible that it was crushed by you." ”

"Is there one?" I asked worriedly. Guan Jian's mobile phone is very expensive, if it is crushed with his profligate personality, how can he be willing to repair it, and directly spend money to buy another one.

"Nope." After inspecting the ship, he said, "But ...... I thought I was on the bedside table last night, why did I get here? ”

"I want to ask you. Probably your phone feels cold, so you should burrow into the quilt. ”

"That's a brain-." Guan Jian smiled, threw his phone aside without taking it seriously, and continued to hug me, "It's so comfortable in such an early morning, the feeling of the two-person world is good." ”

I snorted, "Yesterday someone strongly advised us to have a baby. ”

"The taste of the three-person world is definitely not bad."

"When the time comes, our rooms will be filled with all sorts of weird smells. Milk, urine, feces ......"

Guan Jian smiled: "Don't be afraid, there is an air purifier." ”

I got up in a hurry: "By the way, the contract negotiated yesterday has not been drafted yet!" I'll have to draw a copy for you to sign and sign for. ”

Guan Jian said: "Okay, I will definitely act according to the agreement." Then we'll ...... now."

"Your back doesn't hurt?"

This sentence seemed to hit the hole of Guan Jian, and he lay blankly for a while: "I don't hurt when you don't say it, why does it hurt when you say it?" ”

"Because there are unsightly thoughts in my head, my waist is doing the right thing for heaven."

Guan Jian shook his head and sighed, and I asked, "Does it still hurt badly?" ”

"Bearable. It seems that your massage last night was quite effective. ”

"That's it."

The doorbell jingle dong, and Guan Jian and I looked at each other: "Who is it?" ”

Guan Jian's memory is better than mine: "It's my mother." ”

I just remembered, and quickly changed my clothes, the doorbell downstairs was one after another, urging the same, I thought my mother must be in a hurry, rushed downstairs and opened the door, my mother and an uncle in a long coat stood outside.

My mother looked at my feet first: "Does it still hurt?" ”

That's when I realized that it didn't hurt at all when I just ran down. It hurt a little when I stomped hard. "It doesn't hurt."

"That's good. This is Master Huizheng, please show this home feng shui. "Mom treats him very politely, but I think he is a very charlatan.

He took the compass and swayed left and right in a matter-of-fact manner, and Guan Jian came down from the upper floor at this time and said, "What a professional outfit." ”

His mother stepped forward to ask him how his waist was, and said, "The young man flashed his waist, and you have to bear it when you are old." ”

"It doesn't matter." Guan Jian wiped his face with a smile, "Has Mom eaten?" ”

"Eat early, like you two little lazy cats, you don't get up until you sleep here." Mom said with a smile.

Guan Jian touched his head and smiled: "It's the weekend, so I got up late." ”

"Ahem, I'm not against you getting up late." My mother looked at me with a smile and said, "What weekend does Jing Jing not sleep until three o'clock in the morning?" I stay up late to watch the film on every day off, and there are also times when I spend the whole day during the day. ”

I stuck out my tongue at my mom and grimaced: "It's been a long time since I've been like this, and I'm still talking." ”

My mother ignored me, walked up to Master Huizheng, and asked, "Master, how is it?" ”