Guan Jian thought about it carefully: "Get along day and night for a lifetime, and after fifty years, it is not impossible for the two to get tired of each other." ”

I rolled my eyes: "I really can't speak, you won't say that we will still have a good relationship when we get goosebumps?" ”

Guan Jian smiled and put his arm around my shoulder: "None of us know what will happen in the future." It's like a year ago we didn't know that we were going to walk into the siege together. ”

I noticed that he was talking about the people who walked into the siege together, not the people he loved, not the people who were going to live his whole life. I'm not Lin Daiyu, I won't change color when I smell "Under the screen window, the son has no chance". There are too many changes in life, no matter how loving people are, there is a possibility of parting ways, and we have not grown old together, and it is unrealistic to say that it will last forever.

I got up and was about to go upstairs, and Guan Jian said, "Can you go?" I'll hold you. ”

"No, it's very tiring to walk the stairs with my arms," I touched my stomach, "Since I got married, my life has been too comfortable, and my weight has soared." ”

"Not to the point where I can't hold it." In order to show his manhood, Guan Jian came over and hugged me horizontally. Unfortunately, in mid-air, he screamed and threw me to the ground, and he himself rolled down.

I looked at him with a black line on my face: "What's wrong?" Twisted to the waist? ”

Guan Jian rubbed his waist and said depressedly: "Wife, it's time for you to lose weight." ”

I gritted my teeth: "Didn't I already tell you, weight is my minefield!" ”

"Now this is my minefield," Sekiki pointed to his waist, "twisted!" ”

It's really twisted! I couldn't help but laugh and crawled up to him: "Who told you to be a hero?" ”

"When will you stay in this time?" Guan Jian snorted, "I feel like my muscles are cracked." ”

"It's a strain," I didn't touch his waist, "it's pitiful, I'll always remember the reason why you twisted it, it's really tragic!" ”

"You're kidding." "It hurts." Should I call an ambulance? ”

"Call an ambulance if you twist your waist, people's ambulances are not so boring and have nothing to do." I said, "I don't have safflower oil at home, I'll just go down and buy a bottle and push it for you." ”

"Your leg still hurts."

"It's okay, I can jump and go. Besides, it doesn't hurt badly. I took my wallet, "You wait for me here." ”

Guan Jian climbed up and took two steps with his right waist covered. "Wow, I'm crippled."

I chirped, "Nonsense, it's going to be fine." Rub the oil and you'll be fine. "Who called him a hero? Tell him that I'm at a spectacular weight now, don't you believe it, but don't you just hit the muzzle? But...... It's not bad for me, maybe it's because he's not in the right position, didn't he hug me a while ago.

My heart is a little empty, have I been fat again recently?

Looking down at the slightly bulging lower abdomen, a thick layer of "swimming rings", he sighed helplessly. Sekiki insisted on going downstairs, so the two of us limped downstairs, and I couldn't help but laugh as I looked at him and at myself.

Guan Jian also smiled, "We are really pitiful." ”

I went downstairs to buy medicinal oil, and after pushing Guan Jian's waist, he screamed on the bed for half an hour, and finally there was no sound. I took the opportunity to slap him on the buttocks: "Does it hurt so much, screaming so loudly." If you have a neighbor, you think you're calling the bed! ”

"Is there such a scream for the bed?" Guan Jian said with a smile. "The place where it's been kneaded now is hot."

"It's good to invigorate blood and dispel stasis." I had just washed my hands and came out when the phone rang. My mother called and asked me where I was.

I told her what had happened to my new home, and I said pitifully, "We're disabled." ”

"Ah, that's amazing. I'll have to call a feng shui master tomorrow to take a look. ”

"Huh?" I wondered, we were both injured, and if we didn't call a doctor to come and see us, what kind of feng shui master was called?

The mother said, "I know that you young people don't believe it, but sometimes it's better to believe it, and if you have to live in this house every day, won't you be depressed?" ”

I'm ashamed, Guan Jian and I were all injured by accident, okay, why did my mother rise to the height of superstition? But if the old man wants to toss, I can only go with her.

Sekiki was eavesdropping on me and my mother. I glared at him, and he turned his head away. Mom then asked: "By the way, Jingjing, the money you have in your mother's side, Mom is in a hurry to divert it." Although you don't need it for the time being, I still have to talk to you. ”

"Move, mine isn't yours."

Mom smiled: "That's different, don't we still have to think about the idea of closing the ship." Your foot is injured, but pay attention, how is the ship's injury? ”

"It's much better to rub him."

"Well, tomorrow I will call the master to come over and have a look, don't let me run in vain, wait at home."

"Okay, I see." hung up the phone, and saw that Guan Jian was still lying on the bed, so he patted his buttocks, "Hey, buddy, do you feel better?" ”

"It's okay, it's just very spicy, as if the skin has been broken."

"No, safflower oil has this effect. Rub it a few more times like this, and it will be fine. "It's super hot during the day and the temperature drops back down at night, and the spring climate is really inexplicable. The new house is full of a kind of warmth and tranquility, and when I was still a girl, I fantasized about how beautiful and pleasant it was to read books, watch films, and eat snacks in such a room. Now lying here with my husband, it feels the same good, I lie on Guan Jian's lap, I raise my gauze leg high, Guan Jian said, "What are you doing?" ”

"Admire my legs, how beautiful!"

“…… It's so narcissistic that it's hopeless. ”

I was triumphant: "Actually, my feet are really beautiful, but you don't know how to appreciate them." ”

The "......" Guan ship must have a black line on its face. I looked at my toes with pleasure, wondering if it would be ugly when the gauze was removed, it was almost summer, and wouldn't it be ugly to wear sandals with toes without nails?

When he looked back at the ship, he was staring at the ceiling in a daze. I climbed up to him: "What's the matter, are you pretending to be a literati?" ”

"Since you say so, I can't do it if I don't chant a poem."

"I slept!" Otherwise, you may be messed up by thunder in the wind.

Guan Jian smiled and lifted my quilt: "Horses—"

"Four legs." I interface.

"Damn, you know everything!"