Chapter 66: Extreme ...... Pure Land of Bliss?
Chapter 66: Extreme ...... Pure Land of Bliss? (Page 1/1)
Sure enough, among those who died, two out of ten died of obesity, and a small half of these two people died of death, while the remaining half of them were overweight! The remaining eighty percent died of thinness!
Looking at the report submitted by the imperial doctor, Li Er was stunned, and immediately announced: From now on, everywhere the Datang Iron Horse passes, fat is beautiful! Of course, given that half of the people who die from obesity are excessively fat, the degree of obesity is strictly regulated!
Looking at Li Shimin, the Tang Taizong who made the order, Tang Seng smiled and touched his non-existent beard, and said secretly with a smile: "I'm really amazing!" reversed the aesthetics of Datang! Let the torrent of history flow forward normally again! Congratulations, congratulations! ”
"This matter is settled, and there is one more thing that needs to be resolved!"
When he was a child, he heard his master say that in this era, the status of women is not high, some are treated as goods and traded privately, some die of dystocia because of the early age of childbearing, the pelvis is not opened, and there are also early marriages, the body is not fully developed, and they die of disease after giving birth.
These things shocked the little Tang Seng at that time!
After that, Tang Seng couldn't bear to be poisoned by those girls at a young age. Xiang Li Er once again showed his data theory! Due to the previous success, this time Li Er did not suspect Tang Seng, but after listening to the shocking data and the consequences of what Tang Seng said.
Li Erdang even said that from now on, the marriage law will be amended! Those who are born around the age of 16 are not allowed to marry, and the offender will be split!
For the future of Datang, Li Er can be said to be ruthless!
In this way, after marrying at the age of sixteen, the birth is also seventeen years old, which reduces the death of dystocia by less than one percent!
In this regard, Tang Seng also expressed helplessness, after all, this is not modern, it is impossible to put the marriage age in his twenties, in ancient times, the daughter family who has not yet married in her twenties is an old girl, no one wants it, and she can't get married. In modern times, even if the age of marriage is raised to 20 years old, isn't there a lot of people at the age of fifteen or sixteen?
Successfully rescued the women of the world twice in a row, Tang Seng said that he was in a very good mood, this person, when he was in a good mood, he would do something beyond common sense when he drank a little wine. Like what......
"Stop! Stop, stop! ”
At the banquet, Tang Seng watched the dance of the singer and became more and more dissatisfied.
Li Er said with some confusion: "What's wrong?" Royal brother, isn't this singer beautiful, isn't the dance beautiful? ”
Considering again that Li Er is a decent person and should give face, Tang Seng said kindly: "The singer is a good singer, but this dance is not beautiful!" ”
This made Li Er interested, among the Tang Dynasty, the singer in the palace can be regarded as the best dance! Could it be that my royal brother has ever seen something more beautiful?
"Have you ever seen a more beautiful dance?"
"Hey, hey, hey......" Thinking of the dances of those young ladies he had seen in the B War, Tang Seng not only laughed like an idiot, but also gave everyone goosebumps.
"Of course I did! Watch me play! ”
Tang Seng took the wine glass and came to the side of the banquet, where the musicians stayed. The ministers looked at Tang Seng with interest, not knowing what kind of fame he was going to make.
Insert a sentence here, in ancient times, people held banquets not like now, a round table was set up, and everyone gathered together, but had a primary and secondary purpose. And it is still a low table for one person, distributed on both sides of the hall, and if there are conditions for singing and dancing performances, then the musician stays behind the crowd, that is, the innermost part of both sides of the hall.
Tang Seng came to the musicians and said, "Your tune, it's not suitable for dance, it's too sour!" ”
The musicians looked confused, this song has been like this since ancient times, where is it sour? Don't say that you're ugly, the old man and you are desperate!
Tang Seng looked around with drunken eyes, a troublesome smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "It's not who I'm targeting, but have all of you here heard of the Pure Land of Bliss?" Have you ever heard of the majesty? Have you ever heard a love song in Taoyuan? Have you ever heard of the most dazzling ethnic style? ”
Hiss......
Everyone gasped! Tang Seng said that none of these songs have been heard before! But this does not stop them from admiring Tang Seng!
Sure enough, he is a monk! Holy Monk! Look at the names of these songs, the Pure Land of Bliss, as soon as you listen to it, it is the song of the Western Elysium! The holy monk has a firm faith!
Majestic, at first glance, it is a song that praises the prestige of my Tang Dynasty! The holy monk deserves to be His Majesty's royal brother!
Taoyuan love song, at first glance, it is a place to praise my Tang Dynasty is a paradise! The holy monk is worthy of the world!
The most dazzling family style, this name! Our family is the most dazzling! The strongest! Holy Monk .......
Although I don't know what this dazzling word means.
West, Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple.
If you sit on the lotus throne and smile, you will be compassionate to the world, and the Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Truths below will recite the Buddhist scriptures, and at the same time look at the Xuanguang mirror hanging in the air without blinking.
In the Xuanguang Mirror, it was the banquet held by Li Er at this moment, in which Tang Seng was scolding Fang Xuan. Everything that happened before is seen in the eyes of the bodhisattvas, arhats, and truths.
Traveling west to learn scriptures is a plan that Buddhism has calculated for a long time, and failure cannot be tolerated...... Ahem, it's a thing of the past to monitor with a Xuanguang mirror. It's just that......
At this moment, they have reported good news to Rulai: "My Buddha, the golden cicada is really worthy of being a scripture learner, the heart of the world, my Buddhism is prosperous, just around the corner!" ”
Rulai also smiled and nodded, although he didn't understand what Tang Seng said, but he also understood that once Tang Seng's two strategies were successful, then there would be fewer deaths in the world, which was a merit!
And Tang Seng belongs to my Buddhism, which means that this merit belongs to my Buddhism! Good boy, good boy, before I started to learn the scriptures, I gave a big gift to Buddhism! Sure enough, it's a good boy! It's just that this Pure Land of Bliss, why haven't I, as a Buddha, heard of it? Could it be that this Tang Seng created it himself? Well, quite possibly!
It's just that where did Tang Seng go in the past 18 years? Why can't the Xuanguang Mirror find him, the entire Three Realms can't be found, and he disappeared for a full eighteen years! Looking at Tang Seng who was talking endlessly about something in the Xuanguang mirror, a trace of gloom flashed in Rulai's eyes. If it weren't for your soul, your breath would be a golden cicada, and the moment you appeared, I couldn't help but want to slap you with one palm and find someone to learn the scriptures again!
When Tang Seng was put into the wooden basin, he could still observe Tang Seng, but after that river, Tang Seng was never found again! That's 18 years since it disappeared!
The good thing is that everything is back on track. Tang Seng is still the reincarnation of the golden cicada, although he has not been shaved, but this does not prevent him from learning the scriptures!
"Herald Venerable Guanyin ......"
Tang Seng didn't know what happened on Lingshan, but Situ Yi saw it clearly, looking at Rulai with a hint of haze in his eyes, Situ Yi laughed.
No matter how good your plan is, you must also drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water! Tang Seng was picked up by me at the moment, you ...... And lost!
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