In any case, Tang Taizong saw the Jinghe Dragon King disappear with his own eyes, so when Tang Seng stood there without love, he couldn't help but step forward and ask: "Master Tang, I don't know ...... this dragon soul."

Tang Seng's eyes were blank, he glanced at Emperor Tang, and said: "It's okay, the dragon soul has been killed by me, and there will be no dragon soul or snake soul to entangle you in the future." ”

Tang Taizong was overjoyed when he heard this, and patted Tang Seng on the shoulder with laughter, even if his hand hurt, he didn't care, and said, "Master Tang, good!" What a job! Whatever the reward, you say, if only I can do it! ”

Tang Seng's eyes lit up in vain when he heard this, and he looked at Tang Huang with burning eyes, and said, "Is it really okay to give any reward?" ”

emmm: Why do I look a little panicked by this look?

"Yes...... OK. ”

Tang Seng rubbed his hands and said with some embarrassment: "Actually, I have always had a dream. Hey, hey, hey......"

.......................

Following.

Emperor Tang's holy edict, the court meeting is canceled, and the ministers are feasted!

At the beginning of the banquet, as the lord of a country, Tang Taizong stood up with a wine glass, and all the courtiers below were embarrassed to sit, and then stood up, and the atmosphere was a little quiet for a while, only Tang Seng was still sitting on Tang Taizong's right hand and couldn't stop eating, muttering in his mouth: "Delicious, delicious, this delicious, that delicious." ”

The sound of snapping is especially loud in a quiet atmosphere.

The corners of Tang Taizong's mouth twitched, and he bent down with a dark face and whispered in Tang Seng's ear: "Come, Royal Brother, don't eat yet, I'll announce a few things first." How about eating it later? ”

Tang Seng finally stuffed things, looked at Tang Taizong blankly, and nodded.

After that, Tang Taizong focused on introducing people who had not seen Tang Seng yet, and then he was named the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty and the Holy Emperor's royal brother!

This kind of reward made the ministers jealous, especially Cao Yi, who was about to burst into flames, but at this moment they also understood that Tang Seng and them were not at the same level, so they could only suppress jealousy in their hearts, and dutifully visited the Tang Dynasty monk who was still stuffed with food in the end.

Tang Seng, who has an in-depth understanding of Chinese culture, did not refuse the title of this royal brother, but fantasized in his heart, royal brother! Jade Emperor!! If this is the abrasive little goblin who is coquettish to himself in the future, shouting "Brother Jade Emperor, Brother Jade Emperor, come to one...... it is simply stronger than the Monkey King of Na Laoshizi!

No, Monkey King is an idol, so it can't be compared like this. Tang Seng, who grew up watching Journey to the West since he was a child, worships the Monkey King very much! Now, there is about to be an opportunity to put Sun Wukong in his crotch...... Ahem, it's accepted as an apprentice, it's exciting to think about!

Thinking about it, a trace of crystal flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Royal brother? Royal brother? ”

"Huh?"

Tang Taizong looked at Tang Seng who was wandering out of the world curiously, and said, "Royal brother, what's wrong with you?" Is the dish unappetizing? If it doesn't suit your appetite, I'll ask the chef to make a new one! ”

Tang Seng reacted at this time, waved his hand, and said, "No, no, this hasn't been eaten yet, so it's too wasteful to make a new one." Let me tell you, this food can't be wasted, although the Tang Dynasty is rich in the world, there are still many people who can't eat and can't sleep well. So, food, can't be wasted! ”

Tang Taizong is still very pleased that his imperial brother can think of this, what does this mean? This means that my royal brother's heart is on Datang!

Tang Taizong laughed and said, "I didn't expect the royal brother to still have the world in his heart!" What a gratifying congratulations! Congratulations! After a pause, Tang Taizong continued: "Since the royal brother is full of food and drink, then enjoy a dance of my Tang Dynasty singer!" ”

Saying that, Tang Taizong clapped his hands, and soon, a palace maid and eunuch stepped forward, removed the wine and food on the low table, and put fruit and wine on it.

For these people, Tang Seng was disdainful, blinked, looked at Tang Huang, Tang Huang also blinked, looked at Tang Seng, and for a while something inexplicable mixed into the eyes of the two.

Tang Seng shook his head fiercely and threw that thought out of his mind. Looking at Tang Seng's movements, Tang Huang was a little inexplicable, why was he fine just now, but now he shook his head again?

"Brother Yu, but this singer doesn't dance well?" Saying that, the Tang Emperor was going to pull Tang Seng's hand.

To declare a point, in ancient times, the male ancients held hands, which does not mean that the two are in love, but that the relationship between the two is very good, or the relationship is close, such as the Three Kingdoms period, Xu You went to Cao Cao, Cao Cao was not wearing shoes, he came out barefoot, and he grabbed Xu You and walked inside.

Taking the Three Kingdoms period as an example, Liu Bei just invited Zhuge Liang out of the mountain, and then fell asleep! Falling asleep on the feet refers to sleeping on the same bed with feet touching each other, describing the deep friendship and close relationship between the two parties.

So at this time, Tang Huang's hand pulling Tang Seng was not mixed with any emotion at all, and some just meant that the two had a good relationship! (Why is there a trend of getting darker?) ）

But what about Tang Seng? Tang Seng as a child has lived under the red flag...... Ahem, there is no red flag at this time, Tang Seng has lived in the Situ Manor full of modern atmosphere since he was a child, how can he not think like an ancient? It can be said that the current Tang Seng is more like a modern person than an ancient.

Throwing Tang Seng into modern times, there is no sense of disobedience at all.

Therefore, when the Tang Emperor wanted to grab Tang Seng's hand, it was a joke, Tang Seng's face was full of ugliness, and he withdrew from Tang Huang's hand in disgust, but after thinking about it, this is Tang Huang, I can't help but give face.

Therefore, in order to remedy it and save Li Er's face, Tang Seng decided to use the peerless supernatural powers he had cultivated over the years!

Topic shifting!

"Singing and dancing is a good singing and dancing, and a singer is also a good singer!" Considering that Li Er is also a decent person who wants to save face, Tang Seng immediately agreed with our Tang Dynasty's singing and dancing!

It's just that, looking at the thin Yan below, some of them are even thinner, and the malnourished singer is written on his face, Tang Seng is a little unbearable, and decides to reverse the trajectory of Datang and put it back on track!

"Just ......"

Tang Taizong smiled and drank a little wine, not caring about the ugly rejection and disgust on Tang Seng's face before, after all, I am the Khan of Heaven, the lord of a country, there is no room for people, what else is the emperor!

"Just what?"

"Too skinny!"

"Too skinny?"

"Yes, doesn't Your Majesty think these singers are very thin?"

Li Er was stunned, "Isn't it good to lose weight?" In the past, there was a singer Zhao Feiyan, who danced with the palm of her hand, and it was passed on as a good story for a generation, singer, shouldn't she be a little thinner? ”

Tang Seng shook his head, ready to use the data he got from the master to talk about it!

Tang Seng stood up with a wine glass in a serious manner, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the audience, after all, this is the royal brother! It is equivalent to the emperor's relatives, the younger brother of Tang Taizong Li Shimin! It has to be taken seriously, and it must be taken seriously!

"Your Majesty, do you know that 20% of this person died of obesity?"

At this time, where did the statistics come from, only a very rough generalization, and Li Eryi, who was fooled, was stunned.

Li Er was so stunned in his position, looking at Tang Seng blankly, not knowing what to say......

And Tang Seng thought that he didn't believe in his own statistics, so he was anxious, this heavy task of saving thousands of girls and fire and water can be pressed on his shoulders, if you don't put you to sleep today, cough cough, it is persuaded, then wouldn't thousands of girls in the world be malnourished? What's so beautiful about that! For the skinny beauty, he Tang Tang Tang Holy Monk can not appreciate it!

"Doesn't Your Majesty think that the odds are already very high?"

"Huh? High, high. ”

Li Er's perfunctory words made Tang Seng a little unhappy, so he looked at Tang Taizong so straight, looked at him in his heart, and said cautiously: "Royal brother, but I ...... Wrong? Is it low? ”

Tang Seng sighed and said, "Your Majesty, since I said that two adults died of obesity, why didn't Your Majesty think about what the other eight adults died of?" ”

"Died in ...... Thin? "Where has poor Li Er played like this, with his smart mind, he remembered what Tang Seng said before, and replied cautiously, just like when Tang Seng was a child when he answered the mathematics taught by his master.

What, I am the lord of the Tang Dynasty, Tian Khan, you ask me this kind of question, obviously you are embarrassing me Li Fathu!

"Alas......" Tang Seng sighed, no longer embarrassed Li Er, and said, "Your Majesty is right!" Two adults died of obesity, and another eight died of thinness! This shows that fat is an indicator of the beauty of people's health! ”

"......" The ministers looked blankly at Tang Seng who was talking endlessly, and even the singer stopped dancing, and her eyes were rolling. They don't have enough to eat since they were young, and they have to go through all kinds of training, which is really hard. If...... If this holy monk can turn this situation around, then tonight ......

Looking at the stunned crowd, Tang Seng pursed his lips and said, "Your Majesty, don't you don't believe it?" ”

"I ......" Li Ergang wanted to say that he didn't believe it, but he didn't know what to say, so he saw Tang Seng wave his hand and shouted.

"Good! Since His Majesty doesn't believe it, then he will summon the imperial doctor and integrate how many of the dead people in the world in the past are thin and how many are fat! It's clear! ”

Li Er suddenly understood Tang Seng's way of doing this at this moment, this is for the good of the people of the Tang Dynasty! If Datang can reduce the number of people who die halfway, then a stronger and more prosperous future awaits Datang!

"The royal brother is really a virtuous monk! Although he has long hair, a monk is a monk! ”

Li Er hurriedly summoned the imperial physician and ordered him to integrate the dead population.

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