Chapter 18: Brother Mao's Legs!
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Self-destructing Scroog. This kind of Scrooge is more common, trained by the aggressive Scroog, the orcs will tie all kinds of bombs to their bodies, or stuff them into their mouths, and then attack the target under the guidance of the master, the attack method is simple and rude, that is, self-detonation. These Scroogs are usually trained by the Bomb Kids, but due to their intelligence, they are often unable to distinguish between enemy and friendly forces, so they can often be seen running to their own tank vehicles and blowing themselves up.
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Captain Rotten Gambler has strict rules that it is forbidden to carry weapons in the canteen, ranging from large combat tractors to small tigers. Do not think that driving a combat tractor in a canteen is an exaggeration, this situation has indeed appeared, and it may appear in the future.
Looking at the scene of making a mess below, with pots and pans flying all over the sky, Meng Nan himself couldn't hold back the impulse in his heart, so this kind of regulation is really necessary, after all, it is still relatively difficult for a creature with rough skin and thick flesh like an orc to suffer casualties by relying on pure hand-to-hand combat.
"Chatter, do you want to go down and have fun with my dirty gun thugs?" Captain Rotten Gambler asked Meng Nan in between the farts pouring wine, and it was obvious that he had long been accustomed to this situation.
Meng Nan waved his hand to say that this matter was exempt, although he drank a lot of wine, but he still remembered that he had something to ask, at this time, the wine was full after three rounds, and everyone was in a very Waaagh mood, it was a good time to chat: "Captain Rotten Gambler, why did you suddenly change your mind, but fortunately, I was entertained with wine and good food...... Belch...... What are we?"
Captain Rotten Gambler smiled and didn't answer, but looked at the green-skinned orc in front of him again, to be honest, he wasn't too surprised when he first saw Meng Nan, that is, he was better than a "madman", this kind of little guy can receive a steady profit without losing money, but that's all. But when he saw that miracle, he felt that it was time to change his mind, the kid in front of him was obviously more suitable to be released than to be dragged in his own hands, he believed that investment would make more money than buyout!
Captain Rotten Gambler is worthy of being from the Evil Moon Clan, and is more flexible and discerning than the orcs of other clans in terms of business.
"Hey, boy, it's good to talk after drinking. Let me ask you a question first, do you know why my baby Black Springboard number appeared in that realm?"
Seeing that the bad gambler captain sold Guanzi, Meng Nan replied: "I remember that Ya said that Brother Mao asked Ya to come." ”
The other party slapped the table, and smiled with surprise on his face: "Wrong......! Hey, that's not right...... Wait a minute, I'm going to think about whether it's Brother Mao or Brother Mao......"
I don't know if the captain of the bad gambler is old, or if he is drunk and confused, and he can't tell the difference for a while.
"That's right, I was holding Ya's collar that day, and Ya personally said that it was Brother Mao......"
Bang, the other party slapped the table again to interrupt Meng Nan's words, and continued: "That's right, I thought about it! That day, I was holding my big golden retriever and glaring, and then I dreamed of Brother Mao, Brother Mao told me to follow my feelings, and I could find a great Krypton boy, so I found Ya." ”
The big golden retriever is the roaring Sgoog he raised, this Sgoog has a bad personality and is covered in golden retrievers, so he is very popular with the captain of the bad gambler.
Meng Nan asked, "I wonder what Brother Mao should have said to Ya, right?"
", that's all Brother Mao said, it's gone!" the rotten gambler captain immediately denied it.
Although he drank a lot of wine, Meng Nan still retained half of his sobriety, he could feel that the captain of the bad gambler didn't tell the truth, but the other party couldn't help it, he couldn't hang it up and torture him to extract a confession, and he didn't know if he could beat it. It was enough to figure out half of this matter, and Meng Nan had to ask about other things.
"Then why did you suddenly change your mind, Ya forced me to be a pirate with a gun that day! If it weren't for ......" Meng Nan was saying, finding that someone was pulling his trouser leg, looking down and seeing the rotten nose grinning and flattering smile, the emotional girl kept pricking up his ears to eavesdrop, Meng Nan patted the little guy's head, and then changed his mind. "Captain Rotten Gambler, how about letting my fart put on a show for everyone?"
The rotten gambler captain raised his eyebrows, nodded with interest, and said, "Oh, that's a good feeling, let's perform, let me Waaagh get up and have a reward!"
Rotten Nose is very excited to be approved, this is a rare opportunity to show his face, and it is not only his own boss who watches his report performance, but also the famous Rotten Gambler Captain!
The little guy ran to the bottom of the high platform and found that the orc brothers were still working hard, there was no place to stay, and there was soup and bones everywhere, which simply affected his performance, but he looked up and saw the golden dining table.
Good place wow, that place is spacious enough, the key is high enough to show off enough Waaagh, everyone can see it!
"Why don't you start performing yet?"
In fact, the rotten nose is still very scared, after all, the stage he wants is the table of the boss and the captain of the rotten gambler, if he makes the two unhappy, then he will be dragged to feed the big golden retriever, but ...... It ran back to Meng Nan's side, and then mustered up twelve points of courage and said, "Old ...... Old...... Boss, I'm ...... I want to ...... I'm scared ......."
"What are you afraid of, don't you like this?"
"No, no...... No, I'm ......."
Meng Nan glanced at the rotten gambler captain, and the other party was already a little impatient.
Don't give me the chain at this time! Bang, Meng Nan patted his rotten nose on the head and said, "If you have anything to say, hurry up, otherwise you will call a dentist to perform!"
The other fart spirits were annoyed because they didn't get the errand in the fight, so the dentist immediately jumped up when he heard this, Meng Nan's trick was very effective, and the rotten nose didn't want to lose this opportunity at all, so he clenched his fists, closed his eyes, pulled his neck and said, "I want to perform on the table!"
"Chatter, that's it. With a wave of his hand, the captain of the rotten gambler asked all the leftovers on the table to be removed, and then called for two more barrels of wine.
When the table is empty, it means it's time to perform.
The rotten nose climbed onto the table with difficulty, and when he saw the golden and smooth table under his feet, he couldn't help but admire: "Waaaaaaa!
"Alright, let's get started. Meng Nan slapped it again, and secretly said in his heart that this guy is too good at tossing, why didn't he find it before.
Rotten Nose immediately began the show honestly. It stepped on the bones used as props, then took a deep breath, held its head high, raised its middle finger to the sky, and shouted: "Brother Mao, Lao Tzu is not a pirate, ...... girl"
At the beginning of the performance, I saw that the rotten gambler captain's face changed abruptly, and he slapped it on the rotten nose's hand.
"Waaaaagh!Brother Mao's legs, don't do anything!" What he saw that day made the rotten gambler captain still have lingering palpitations, it was really terrible, although this fart didn't necessarily understand the meaning of the macho man's gesture and that sentence, but he knew that it must not be a good word, otherwise how could he provoke Brother Mao's spirit. The fart spirit may not have the same effect as the macho man, but I'm not afraid of 10,000 just in case!
Not caring at all about the rotten nose that was tearful in pain, the rotten gambler captain ordered: "Skip, this section must be skipped!"