Chapter 17: Orc Canteen Culture

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Pocket Skooggle. It was a Scrooge with a huge mouth open at all times, and its stomach was almost as big as its body, so much so that it looked like a large meat bag. This Scrooge has a habit of stockpiling a lot of stuff in his stomach in order to keep himself alive by digesting it slowly. If you dry the pocket scrooger, you can use it as a water storage bag. Some orcs would tann the skoog and turn it into a convenient storage bag.

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To be reasonable, Meng Nan doesn't think he's a picky eater, but the food made by the fart spirits really stumped him.

A large pot with a diameter of 50 centimeters filled with a lot of green soup, the soup was slimy, colorful mushrooms were floating in the soup, and a long spoon was stirred around the pot, and many meaty Scrooge paws could be seen floating up and down.

This appearance is really not flattering.

Then there is the roasted skugg on the side of the cauldron, which is placed on the table in a similar posture as a roast turkey. That's right! I didn't use a plate, I just put it on the table! This thing was roasted red and shiny, and a large mushroom was stuffed in a big mouth as a condiment, but the embarrassing thing was that this thing had eight eyes, and they all swelled and burst because of the heat, and the juice was dripping down the skin, and it was very sticky.

Meng Nan tried to poke it with his fingers, and these viscous liquids began to bubble and bubble, coupled with the crispy sound of the crispy skin, the scene and the feeling could not be described, Meng Nan could only say that it was very uncomfortable, even disgusting.

The rest of the dishes are actually not much different, and the orc aesthetic is as rough as ever in this regard.

Eating is particular about color and flavor, it turns out that Meng Nan, who is a citizen of the big eating country, is really embarrassed, but the old captain of the rotten gambler is very gracious, and Meng Nan will really arouse suspicion if he doesn't eat it. Tearing a leg from the roasted Sguge, he reluctantly took a bite, and before he could chew it, Meng Nan immediately stretched out his hand and raised his thumb to praise: "Absolutely!"

This compliment is not too contrary to intentions, this barbecue is indeed much better than the appearance. Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, spicy and fragrant, very flavorful.

Orcs love spicy food, and spicy enough is enough for them to taste good. There is a very rare scott, which has a spicy taste, and because it hides at the bottom of the quagmire all year round and is difficult to catch, it tends to grow larger, and the bigger it is, the spicier it is, and the orcs regard it as one of the rare and best delicacies.

This Schgooger is just an ordinary variety, the fart essence has been salted with salt before roasting, and when it is roasted, it should be brushed with spicy seasonings, and the fat oozing out when roasted is so slippery, this flavor is fragrant.

When the meat in the mouth was chewed, the fat flowed out, which added a lot of texture, which made Meng Nan have a lot of changes to the orc food, and then he opened a big gulp and ate it.

He hadn't eaten properly since he crossed over. The first two days were to drink water, and after grabbing the spaceship, he ate human food, but after some changes, he could only save money, and now that he tasted it, how could he still bear it, it was like a hungry tiger pounced on food and ate openly.

The two gnawed off one leg, and even the flesh foam on the bone was licked off by him.

"Come on, come on, don't just eat meat, drink wine, drink!" the rotten gambler captain duly raised his glass to advise.

Meng Nan didn't talk nonsense, picked up the wine glass full of mushroom wine, clinked glasses, and cooed...... Almost a liter of a glass of wine was drunk. I don't know if it's because of the wine or what, he just feels that the mood he has suppressed during this period of time has suddenly become a lot more relaxed, what is cautious, what is to prevent this and that, Lao Tzu doesn't care now!

Wiping a handful on his oily mouth, he laughed and said, "Haha, eat meat and drink a lot, it's a pleasure!"

After speaking, he directly tore half of the roasted Skoog and gnawed it on his hand, and the fart who was guarding him on the side immediately filled his wine glass.

"Chatter, it's done, eat meat, drink wine!" Captain Rotten Gambler didn't care about Meng Nan's evil ghost eating at all, and picked up the other half of the Scroog and ate it.

Orcs are a kind of creatures that are very susceptible to the same kind of emotional infection, and the orc boys sitting below see that their boss and the foreign orc are not-for-tat, but seem to get along very well, so they completely relax, so they set up gambling games to fight wine, eat vegetables and eat meat, and brag about the game, which can be described as full of all kinds of forms, showing the pirate restaurant culture to the fullest.

Of course, not all orcs enjoy it, and the "madman" bone man was very annoyed at this time, he used to be the most fierce boss under the captain, and he was actually beaten by an outsider, not to mention his face, and his god costume was ruined. The bosses who used to be afraid of three points when they saw themselves, but now they are not as respectful as they used to be, and they don't respect themselves when they drink, they really want to beat up Waaagh!

But thinking of his current state, the bone man can only extinguish this thought. can grow from the identity of an ordinary boy to today, and can have today's achievements, everything proves that the bone man is not a stupid and reckless man, and now he is going to beat the guys at the same table who are about as strong as himself...... The probability of winning is almost zero.

In fact, it's nothing to lose, but let those ordinary rookies see it, it will be a shame, losing two games in a row will only make everyone feel that the bones are not good, so who will be afraid of themselves in the future?!

What should I do? The bone man can only sit alone and drink one cup after another.

Meng Nan didn't pay attention to the depressed bones, but looked at the few farts who followed him all the way. The little ones didn't stop eating and drinking, and the dentist and Heartless Eye fought over the last Sgoog leg in the pot.

The dentist thinks that he was the first to follow the macho boss, so he should belong to it. The lack of heart and eye feels that he is the head of the artillery fart spirits, so he should belong to it. Not surprisingly, the result of not giving in to each other was to fight, and to decide the ownership of the Skoog leg with their fists.

Meng Nan watched the two of them fight and thought it was funny, the teeth that these two guys had knocked out from each other hadn't grown yet. The roasted Scroog looked quite old, they couldn't bite and couldn't bite, what were they fighting for that leg? It was better to grab that pot of mushroom soup.

Thinking like this, Rotten Nose took advantage of the fact that they were not paying attention, quickly picked up the mushroom soup and took a big sip, then handed the basin to the next fart spirit, and after walking around, the basin was empty. Rotten Nose quickly put the basin back in its place, and then began to divide the other food.

By the time the dentist and the heartless eye had decided the winner, the soup on the table, which was easier to swallow, had been wiped out by several other farts spirits. Only then did the two guys realize that they had lost a lot!

What to do, fight!

“Waaaagh!”

A few fart spirits were fighting at Meng Nan's feet, basins and plates were used as shields, and bones were used as weapons. Meng Nan felt that this was not good, others invited guests to dinner, how could the guests fight by themselves, and was about to open his mouth to scold, but he heard the rotten gambler captain laugh and said: "Chatter, these farts are very interesting." Waaagh, kick with your feet, yes, with your feet, don't use your face......"

Looking up again, Meng Nan realized why the cafeteria had become more noisy, it turned out that the orcs in the entire canteen had already made a mess......