"The Taoist priest's triangular eyes, hooked nose, Lei Gongzui, three dog oil beards, no meat on the face, like a knife, at first glance is a wine and meat man, Taoist priest to my eldest brother Liu Sanpao said, squeezed eyebrows, a strong muttering, we didn't hear what he said, after the Taoist priest finished speaking, my eldest brother was very happy, invited the Taoist priest to Juxian Lou to drink, Liu Wanguan was very sensible, took out a lot of the ocean to the Taoist, the Taoist priest looked at the ocean and said: "This is a vulgar thing, what do I want it for, I like antique calligraphy and painting, Strange baby. ”

At this moment, Liu Wanguan was a little embarrassed, and at this time, the Taoist priest giggled a strange laugh, the laughter was like a broken gong, and it was like a ruined bellows, which made people very piercing to hear. The Taoist priest finished laughing and said, "Master Liu, you don't need to take out these things, there are many on the mountain, I'll just go and get them." ”

After Liu's house to Liu Wanguan to see a doctor, we went to the restaurant, the Taoist priest was really a drunken man, in the restaurant actually picked some meat and vegetables, like what bear paws, deer belly and the like, after eating, the eldest brother led the Taoist priest to the Chunfeng Building, the Taoist priest hugged the two kiln sisters, shook his head and went into the room, I watched the miscellaneous old Taoist enter the room, I couldn't help but be angry, I wanted to pull out and shoot the old Taoist, but was stopped by my brother Xie Hongxuan. ”

Although the Taoist priest Zhong Dabiao said was indeed hateful, but he called the Taoist priest a miscellaneous old Taoist, and the three of us were very uncomfortable listening to it, after all, we are also Taoist priests. So I said: "Brother Zhong, you are a miscellaneous old Taoist, we are also Taoist priests, this ......"

Everyone is very strange, I called Zhong Dabiao the third brother at the beginning, and now I call him the eldest brother, in fact, it is not surprising, this greeting is not known, but if you know, you have to talk about brothers according to the size. When Zhong Dabiao heard me say this, he hurriedly said embarrassedly: "I, Zhong Dabiao, am a rough man, born in the army, and speak roughly, but I am not right about things and people, and I have no intention of being disrespectful to the three brothers." That old way is really annoying, if I tell you what he did, you will definitely feel that this old way is an evil way person with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet.

The next day, Lao Dao came back from Chunfeng Tower, swaggered to our security group, and said a few words to my eldest brother Liu Sanpao there, Liu Sanpao asked me to give an order at that time, except for one squad, all of them took shovels and crowbars to Beiling Cemetery to practice digging trenches. ”

I was stunned at the time, this trench digging is our soldier's work, we must be able to work, generally such trenches dug in wartime, are temporary, there are anti-artillery holes and traffic trenches and the like, but what makes me strange is to dig trenches in the Beiling Mausoleum area. There are towering trees everywhere, the feng shui is excellent, it has always been a cemetery for dignitaries, we are going to dig trenches there today, it is really strange, so I asked my eldest brother again, my eldest brother touched his bald head there, the horizontal flesh on his face moved a few times, and said: "I have already said this once." ”

I knew that this was a sign of my eldest brother's anger, so I had to give an order to let all the team assemble, and then leave a squad of guards, and the others with tools to dig trenches, all set off towards the North Ridge, and when we arrived at the North Ridge, my eldest brother had people stand guard at the bottom of the mountain, and no one was allowed to go up the mountain. Then my eldest brother called me and Xie Hongxuan again, and asked us to find the old brothers in the Northeast who had joined the gang at the beginning.

When I was called, my eldest brother said, "Brothers, what do you say we are serving as soldiers?" Those words that sacrifice their lives for the country, and become benevolent if they don't succeed, are all bullshit, being a soldier is to eat food and get rich, get promoted and play with women, but now our food and salary are all let the officials of the dog day smoke and play with women, we can't go on like this, today we have to do Cao Mengde, rob the tomb in Faqiu, take the money of the dead, and when the time comes, I, Liu Sanpao, will never treat the brothers badly. ”

After the eldest brother finished speaking, the old brothers below talked one after another, these people are all the old brothers who went up the mountain when we had a lock, it can be said that one by one are all old fritters and soldiers, and they usually don't make any efforts, but once they have money to make, their eyes are round, and those people below say that they all listen to the eldest brother. So the eldest brother asked us to listen to the old arrangement, and I said to the eldest brother: "The eldest brother is humiliating the ancestors by stealing the grave and digging the grave, and we can't do this." ”

The eldest brother said: "Da Biao, you are loyal, I know this, since you don't want to rob the tomb, then be a supervision team, watch these brothers rob the tomb, you tell the brothers, when opening the coffin, pay attention to whether there is blood Ganoderma lucidum, the purpose of our coffin, one is to find gold and silver treasures, the other is to find blood Ganoderma lucidum, this blood Lingzhi and gold and silver treasures will appear in the tombs of the rich, we just kill two birds with one stone." There is also the old rule, if there is anything unclean, three knives and six holes will be inserted into him. ”

As soon as I heard that my eldest brother had made a bloody investment, he had not been punished with a beard for all these years, and he was the lightest punishment for his brothers when he was a beard in the Northeast, and there were several punishments, such as wearing flowers, stripping off people's clothes, and putting them in the summer wild, so that mosquitoes, small bites, and blind midges sucked dry blood and died. The back hair is to put a string around the prisoner's neck, and use a rolling pin to strangle the back of the neck. Hanging armor: In winter, the prisoner was stripped of his clothes, tied to a horse-tethered stake, and poured cold water on his body, which froze into ice overnight. There are also burying alive, eating noodles, fried chicken, looking at the sky, and lighting sky lanterns.

The eldest brother is a ruthless character, his words are done, there is no way, I will take a gun with people, supervise the people who dig graves and rob the tombs, our tomb robbers can be said to be official thieves, don't worry about anything, there are guns, there are explosives, those big tombs, after all, are not imperial tombs, they can be easily blown up with explosives, and some can be opened with only manpower, most of these tombs have been stolen, we have been busy for a day, although we got some gold and silver, but we did not find the blood Ganoderma lucidum, those people in the coffin, all turned into white bones, or they were rotten, The conditions for blood reishi cannot be formed.

Seeing that the sun is about to set, the eldest brother is a little anxious, but I don't think it matters, that Liu Wanguan is a traitor, it is not a pity to die, and he can't commit the crime of robbing a tomb with our brothers. Just when I was about to let my eldest brother collect his troops and return to the camp, I suddenly heard a movement behind me, we are all people who are watching and listening to all directions, as soon as I heard a movement, I ran over with someone with a gun, and when I went over, there was a person lying on his stomach in the grass, and I shouted: "Don't move, if you move again, I will kill you." ”

The man hugged his head in fright and said loudly: "The official spares his life, the official spares his life." ”

I said, "Stand up, and let me ask you if you are a spy?" Peeking at us drills in the grass? ”

The man hurriedly stood up and said, "Official, official, I, I'm not a spy, I'm the grave keeper here, I follow the surname of the master of our family, my surname is Hou, and my name is Hou San." ”

Hou San spoke, got up from the ground, I saw that this person had a sharp mouth and monkey gills, no different from a live monkey, there was nothing wrong with calling Hou San. I pointed a gun at the monkey and said, "Hou San, what are you doing here?" ”

Hou San shouted: "The official misunderstood, the official misunderstood, you listen to me." I was originally a family member of the rich old man Hou in our city, just because after the young master Hou smoked a lot of cigarettes and died, the old man Hou buried the young master here, because the old man loved the young master very much, so half of the family's property was buried with the young master, in order to prevent tomb robbers, let me guard the grave here. ”

Hou Sanyi said that his young master died of smoking, and my eldest brother Liu Sanpao came over, and as soon as he came over, he said to me: "Da Biao, Da Biao, hurry up and let this brother go." ”

I had to listen to my eldest brother and let Hou San go, Hou San hurried over and kowtowed to my eldest brother, at this time my eldest brother said with a pleasant face: "Hou San, don't be afraid, my official is the biggest here, and I am in charge of everything." You are like this, tell me, how did your young master die? ”

Hou San looked at my eldest brother, rolled his eyes and said: "Sir, this matter is scared to death, when my young master died, he was scared to death, and before he died, he deceived the corpse and bit people to death, and later invited a mage to bury the young master here." ”

As soon as Hou San said this, I was stunned, I did hear a few days ago that there was a Hou family in the city, and the son died for three days, because of the great resentment, the corpse was cheating and biting people to death. ”