At that time, Hou Sanyi said that his young master bit someone to death, which reminded me of an incident that happened a few days ago, when the matter of biting someone to death was boiling, I was very curious about what happened to this young master of the Hou family, so I asked Hou San and said: "Hou San, I ask you, do you know about your young master's deception of the corpse?" “

Hou San hurriedly nodded and said, "Clearly, clearly, I grew up with the young master since I was a child, and the young master led me to do anything, and it was because of this that I was sent here." ”

After finishing speaking, he suddenly sneezed a few times, then stretched his waist and looked tired, and then tears and snot flowed down. As soon as I saw this person's skinny skinny eyes, there were obvious dark circles in his eyes, I knew that he was addicted to smoking, this person, he must not smoke a lot, once he smoked a lot, he was not a person, the monkey looked very uncomfortable, and said to my eldest brother: "Sir, sir, my addiction to smoking, if there is a big cigarette, give me two puffs." ”

My eldest brother Liu Sanpao touched his bald head and said, "This big cigarette, Lao Tzu has brought it, but I want to know, why do you want to smoke?" ”

Hou San pleaded: "Official, I, I know a lot of secrets, and I also know the secret entrance to my young master's tomb, as long as the official master gives me a few mouthfuls, I will lead the official into the tomb to find the gold and silver treasures inside." ”

Hou San said as he opened his mouth there, tears and snot flowed out, my eldest brother touched his bald head, thought for a while and said, "Guard, bring my smoking gun, and then give this kid to smoke." ”

After finishing speaking, the eldest brother's guard burned the smoke bubbles, this guard is specially for the eldest brother to burn the smoke bubbles, we called him the double spearman, the ability to burn the smoke bubbles is much greater than the ability to shoot guns. ”

Zhong Dabiao said that burning smoke bubbles, now some people don't know, this burning smoke bubbles smoke big smoke, I have to say, that is an extremely serious bad habit in the old society, smoking big smoke almost destroyed our Chinese nation, the harm of smoke is as fierce as a tiger. Smoking big cigarettes and dignitaries pay attention to pomp, and their smoking is a matter of showing their status and style. When they smoke, they pay attention to burners, smoking utensils, and services, and strive to pursue comfort, luxury, and pleasure.

The boiled tobacco paste is a thick semi-solid shape, and a small piece must be picked up and burned into a smoke bubble before it can be filled with a pipe for smoking. It is this burning smoke bubble, which is also famous and extremely exquisite. I remember that at that time, the skills of the smokehouse burners were very good, and the Mingtang was even more numerous, like what was in the early sixties, early sevens, lion heads, beautiful women stripped their clothes, golden cicadas took off their shells, etc., countless Mingtang, because of the many tricks of the burners, those dignitaries and dignitaries were lying on the couch, and there were beautiful concubines serving next to them, living a life of drunken dreams and deaths, and the heart and soul were long gone.

These are far away, let's go on to talk about smoking big cigarettes and the sophistication of smoking equipment. Smoking large cigarettes is inseparable from special smoking utensils, such as cigarette lamps, smoking guns, cigarette skewers, cigarette trays, etc. But there is a world of difference between the quality and the value of cigarettes, and the luxurious ones are inlaid with gold and jade, decorated with jewelry, and are worth more than 10,000 yuan. Some dignitaries, big landlords, and big businessmen often pay great attention to smoking utensils in order to show their magnificence, luxury and wealth. They set up a smoke room in their own home and used priceless smoking equipment.

It is really a smoke room in the Zhumen Building, the pillows on the Luohan couch are splendid, the smoking utensils are listed, and each piece is exquisite. Just one cigarette lamp is worth a fortune, there are high-grade cigarette lamps of Jingdelan, and there are also cigarette lamps made of copper and white copper, which are inlaid with gold and silver. Some of the smoking guns are made of sugar cane, while others are made of wooden poles, inlaid with gold and silver, jade agate cigarette holders, and sandalwood cigarette trays.

If you clean up your family, you have no money to buy cigarettes and smoke, and you can't quit your addiction to smoking, so you will go around begging wealthy smokers for cigarettes to eat. This kind of beggar-like smoker is also exquisite, or sings happy songs and speaks auspicious words; or chanting incantations, and speaking evil words to hurt others. Whether to sing a happy song or a mantra depends entirely on the attitude of the master, and its ultimate goal is nothing more than to die and beg for nothing, and will not give up until the goal is achieved. They pay attention to the resilience of scoundrels.

The poor smoker begged for cigarettes to eat, and when he saw the owner on the couch, he smiled all over his face, and casually sang a happy song: "As soon as I entered the door, I was happy, and there was a Lu Dongbin lying on the kang, although he was not a real fairy, and there was a Buddha lamp in front of his face." ”

If the owner of the cigarette is unmoved, and refuses to appreciate the cigarette, the smoker who begs for the cigarette will immediately speak to each other and recite a mantra: "As soon as he entered the door, his anger rose, and there was a living dead man lying on the kang, although he did not enter the coffin, and a lamp of death was placed in front of his arms; Tears in the eyes, spitting in the mouth, long flow of rice swill on the buttocks, light gourd melon, paper cover, and a dead consumption lying on the kang. ”

Anyway, this kind of begging is the most scoundrel kind of begging, some people say that it is still shameful? In fact, people who are addicted to smoking, their faces have long been clean, and they have long stopped treating themselves as human beings for the sake of that little black ointment, this is the old society, a group of people who are shrouded in smoke, disoriented, drunk and dreaming of death.

This Zhong Dabiao continued: "Hou San, the big smoker, when he saw the smoking gun, he was closer than his father, so he quickly knelt down, walked with his knees as feet, and when he came to my eldest brother, he said: "Thank you, thank you, thank you, I will use my Hou San's place in the future, I will be willing to be a dog and a horse, and serve the official." ”

My eldest brother let people cut some branches and spread them on the ground, this has to pay attention to a pomp, although at this time, can not find the collapse, but can not sleep on the ground, after getting it, hand the cigarette gun to Hou San, and then light his own Jingdelan cigarette lamp, this Hou San quickly snatched the cigarette gun, and then like a dog, lay there and pointed the cigarette gun at the cigarette lamp, and then took a deep breath, just this mouthful, the face of the tears and snot, slowly began to stretch, as if there was a spirit all of a sudden, no wonder at that time, Some of the twin spearmen did not want to die in battle, but it was because of the big smoke.

After Hou San took a few sips, he lay there and said in his mouth: "Comfortable and comfortable, feel good." ”

I looked extremely enjoyable, I saw that there was no fire here, walked over in a few steps, and then kicked Hou San's ass, that Hou San was skinny, and my feet hurt when I kicked it, I said while kicking: "Get up, get up, don't pretend to be a dead dog, those things are not over, you get up and tell me in detail before and after." ”

Hou San hurriedly got up from the ground and said, "Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight, I'll just say it." Didn't I follow my son-in-law to smoke a big cigarette, go to the kiln, and look for the kiln sister? But God is jealous of talents, good people don't live long, and the young master of my family is seriously ill. ”

When I heard this, a fire rose from my chest, kicked Hou San, and scolded: "You grandmother, how can you have the face to say this?" What is jealousy of talent? What does it mean that good people don't live long? That young master of your family is a loser, a gentleman. ”

Hou San hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes, yes, my young master is a loser, that loser thing has already hollowed out his body due to smoking a lot of cigarettes and visiting the kiln, and he has been sick if he occasionally feels cold, if he is an ordinary person, even if he is not treated, he can be better, but the young master of the loser thing is different, his illness is getting worse and worse, and he will not die if he is cured, he is the only son of the master, and he is the pearl of the Hou family.

When I was dying, I was in front of me, Young Master Hou said to me: "Hou San, I have always been like brothers with you, I beg you for one thing, I feel that I can't do it anymore, these two days the ghost has been wandering around the door, shouting for me to go, the ancestors and ancestors of the family often come to let me go, I don't have any hobbies in my life, I just want to smoke a big cigarette and go comfortably." ”

I cried and said: "Young master, young master, you are fine, you will be fine, the master has gone to the capital to ask for a famous doctor, he will be back today and tomorrow, you must hold on." ”

But the young master pointed to the back of the door and said, "I can't go anymore, you look at the door, that life-urging ghost is standing behind the door, with his teeth and claws, let me go." ”

I hear this. I felt a tingling in my scalp, and hurriedly looked towards the door, which was dark and there was nothing behind the door.