010 Giant Palm
After the iceberg beauty finished speaking, her face was so ashamed that her face was red to the base of her neck, and her shy appearance made me feel excited, I really wanted to say to her, is it a virgin, and the master will check it when he turns around.
However, the mountain spirit saw that I was silent, and immediately called me a vague Daddy again.
Now I can understand that this little guy can recognize his father and mother in order to survive.
I'm not its father, and the iceberg beauty is definitely not its mother, I flicked it again on the mountain spirit's head, saying don't scream, Lao Tzu is just seventeen, and he is a fake boy boy.
I couldn't help but feel disappointed when I said this.
Now I have no reason to check whether the iceberg beauty is a virgin, I believe she must not have lied to me, in fact, I just want to experience the fun of the inspection process.
Ignoring my objections, the mountain spirit burst into tears and called me dad vigorously.
I saw that this little guy was crying wet in his belly pocket, and he was so scared that he was pitiful.
I opened my mouth several times, but I didn't bother to bite it to death, and finally after thinking about it, I took the bracelet off its neck and let it go.
In order to give an explanation to the iceberg beauty, I pointed to the mountain spirit, shook my head and said, "It's not that I'm soft-hearted, but this thing is full of urine, and I really can't ...... it."
Who knew that this guy didn't know how to be grateful, and as soon as he got out of the clamp of the bracelet, he immediately changed his face.
The mountain spirit first viciously gouged out the iceberg beauty a few times, but it didn't dare to be rude to me again, just made a few grimaces at me, and then ran away with a dozen flips in a row.
This guy is really capricious, and it seems that he still intends to take revenge on the iceberg beauty.
If I go down the mountain, the mountain spirit will hold a grudge and will definitely come to her for trouble.
When the mountain spirit made a move, he would take her life, and thinking of this, I walked over and took the iceberg beauty in my arms and stroked her long hair.
The iceberg beauty didn't say a word, she didn't blame me, but made me feel more guilty.
I said to the iceberg beauty, why don't you follow me down the mountain, this mountain is full of dangers, and you can't handle it as a girl.
"Master, don't you know, if I leave Paohuling, my soul will be scattered immediately, so I can't go down the mountain with you."
Hearing what the iceberg beauty said, I had to pretend to be confused and say how I forgot this.
The iceberg beauty said: "Master, it may be that after you were reincarnated, many things have not been remembered for the time being, I know that you are worried about me, and the little woman is very grateful." ”
I said it's useless for you to be grateful, wait for me to go down the mountain, what if the mountain spirit comes to you.
"In the past, the herb pickers used to say that where the poisonous thing is, there must be an antidote within a hundred steps, although the dwarf is powerful, but on this Tiger Ridge, there must be something to restrain it......"
The iceberg beauty broke free from my arms when she said this, looked around, and continued: "When I look for it slowly, as long as I find something to restrain the mountain spirit, I will not be afraid of it in the future." ”
I said that Running Tiger Ridge is so big, what year will you have to wait until you find it, I don't have a ready-made magic weapon, just use it for you.
I handed her the tooth bracelet and took the opportunity to squeeze the weak, boneless little hand.
The iceberg beauty said that this is too precious, how can the little woman be so virtuous, I can't ask for it.
I took out the old man's style when I landed, and said that the master gave it to you, you just accept it, and if you nag again, the old man will be angry.
The iceberg beauty said, the little woman is respectful and obedient, with this, although I can't take down the little dwarf, but please rest assured, it doesn't want to bully me anymore.
The iceberg beauty was a little taller than me, and I wanted to pat her on the shoulder to show reassurance, but then I thought about it and patted her on the arm.
Seeing her lower her head and carefully carrying the bracelet into the closet of her arms, I scratched my head and followed what she just said, testing her: "Don't say it, there are some things I really forgot, such as your origin......"
"The eldest master can forget things, but his eyes will never be lost, the identity of the little woman, you really can't see it? It doesn't matter if you can't see it, if you look around this mountainside, you will definitely find the answer. ”
When the iceberg beauty said this, I didn't want to ask again, so I looked at the distance and pretended to be deep.
"The anchovy that honored the lord last time tasted good, right?" The iceberg asked me.
I said don't mention how delicious it is, but after eating it, the night tooth fell out, which scared me a lot, but luckily the tooth fell out, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to give you this bracelet.
The iceberg asked me to wait for her for a while, and then she left fluttering away.
When she came back again, she was holding a boxy wooden box in one hand.
"It's almost dawn, master go down the mountain early and go home to rest, you used to call me Caiyun, you can call me that in the future, next time you want to see me, just call me by my name around here, but it's best after seven days."
I said there's one thing you don't know, there's a skeleton around here, you should be careful.
"Although I'm afraid of little dwarfs, I'm not afraid of skeletons, this old man doesn't have to worry."
After saying that, the iceberg beauty put the wooden box in my hand and slowly retreated, I stared at her until the colorful clothes disappeared into the darkness.
Seeing that the sky is really getting bright, I can't help but sigh that this night's good time has been wasted on the mountain spirit, and when we meet next time, if no one bother, I want to talk to the iceberg beauty about a little light-hearted topic.
I turned on my flashlight and went down the hill before dawn to my grandfather's house.
The wooden box is one foot square and heavy.
I thought there must be something delicious in the wooden box, but when I put it on the table and opened it, it was a giant palm, black and mushy.
There was no hair like an animal's palm, it felt like a human hand, and I was nauseous, so I quickly closed the lid of the wooden box and hid it under the refrigerator.
I was going to go to Xu Da and let him see if this was the palm of a giant.
After thinking about it, forget it, last time I picked up ice cubes anchovy, this time I told him to pick up an unknown giant palm, he would be suspicious.
It's leap May, and I'm in the summer vacation, and I've passed the high school entrance examination, so I don't have summer homework, and the rest is time to play.
I had a good night's sleep, and then I was woken up by a big head slamming the door.
As soon as the big head came in, the big voice was babbling, standing in the courtyard and shouting: "Huangshan, where did you go last night, I came to slam the door several times, and you didn't agree." ”
The big man's mouth has no doorkeeper, and I will tell him about the iceberg beauty, and I promise that in less than a day, the people in the village will know.
I said that I haven't been going anywhere, and that I've been in a bit of a bad mood lately, and I've dozed off at every turn, and that I might have slept too hard at night.
The big head said that you must be Sichun.
I said get out of the way, I didn't, but recently you kid is like a male dog in estrus, sticking out his tongue every day, closely following Xiaotong, I think you are Sichun.
The big head smiled and whispered, "You can see this too?" It's not me who blows, Xiaotong is now a bed away from me, there is something I want to discuss with you......"
It turned out that Xiaotong's mother had to take care of her own small business, and she didn't have time to keep an eye on Xiaotong all the time.
In the past two days, Datou and Xiaotong have developed into dry firewood, if it weren't for Xiaotong's fear of getting dirty, the two of them would have eaten the forbidden fruit in the wild.
Seeing that my grandfather was not at home, he wanted to discuss with me and borrow my bed.
I said why don't you go to the hotel in Lao Cai to open a room, it's clean and trouble-free.
"It's not that you don't know, Xiaotong's family runs a hotel, and several other hotel owners are very familiar with her mother, if I take Xiaotong to open a room, it is estimated that my clothes will not be taken off, and her mother will pick up a knife and chop me."
I said then you two can go to the county seat.
The big head said that although Xiaotong's mother was not staring at her all the time, she couldn't go far.
Think about Xiaotong's mother's pungent appearance, if I lend the room to the big head, and Xiaotong's mother will know about it, she has to pick up the grandfather's house, so I didn't agree to the big head.
The big head is soft and hard, I just don't agree, I am so angry that I scolded me before leaving.
I'm in a hurry to find out the identity of the iceberg beauty, so I didn't pay attention to the big thing, took a shower, saw that it was getting dark outside, and went to the street to eat something casually.
I wanted to see the iceberg again in seven days, so I went home and fell asleep.
After dawn the next day, after breakfast, I sneaked out of the village and up the hill.
The iceberg beauty said that if you want to know her identity, the answer is here on the mountainside, so I took advantage of the daytime to walk around the mountainside to find some clues.
It's easier to find during the day than at night, when it's bright everywhere.