The merciless slap of the iceberg beauty woke me up from my fantasies.

"The big man in my mind, I never knew what it meant to be afraid, but just now I heard the words you persuaded me to retreat, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person before!"

The iceberg beauty said to me coldly.

Although I am not a man at my age, I always think that I am a big husband in my heart, and I am angry when I can stand a little woman who uses words to squeeze me like this.

I punched myself in the chest and yelled at the empty mountain: "Isn't it just a little mountain spirit, I'll kill it immediately to avenge you, and whoever bullies you in the future, I'll kill whoever bullies you!" ”

At that time, it was as if to match my rhetoric, and suddenly a gust of mountain wind blew on the mountain.

I was in the moonlight, standing in the wind, not to mention how majestic it was.

The iceberg beauty looked at my god of war possession, her face was a little more relieved, and suddenly she tilted her body and fell into my arms.

I was startled and asked her what was wrong.

The iceberg beauty leaned her head on my shoulder and said, "That dwarf also punched me in the back, but I'm fine, I'm very happy, you look like a real lord now." ”

Beauty loves heroes, the ancients are really right, and iceberg beauties are no exception.

My pride touched her, and her soft body and delicate words, exuding a trace of tenderness, also aroused my ambition.

At this time, if I open my mouth to ask her, what is the big man, I will be absolutely stupid, and the only thing I can do is to continue to slap my swollen face and become fat, pretending that I am the big man she knows.

It is said that the ancient martial arts masters had two major pursuits in their lives, one was to be able to defeat under the sword of a master, and the other was to die in the arms of a beauty.

The two arms of the iceberg beauty wrapped around my waist, she was in my arms, I was also in her arms, and I said in my heart that now I am in the arms of the beauty, even if it is worth dying.

I didn't expect that I didn't have much effort to achieve a great pursuit of the ancient masters.

When I thought about it like this, it seemed that God was afraid that I would leave regrets, so he had to put together the two major pursuits for me, so he immediately arranged another pursuit for me and sent a master.

Just when I stroked the hair of the iceberg beauty and had a lingering affection with her, the unlucky mountain spirit appeared very stunningly.

I saw the mountain spirit, the whole body was excited, the iceberg beauty followed and turned around, after she saw the mountain spirit, the gesture of gritting her teeth to take revenge just now was gone, and she turned into a timid and delicate little woman, hiding behind me.

In a critical moment, it is my unshirkable responsibility to protect the weak woman behind me.

I said that I am here, don't be afraid, and then stepped forward and blocked the mountain spirit.

A few days ago, I was just a playful teenager under the mountain, but now I have become the shield of the iceberg beauty, and I have to face the powerful elves under the god of the mountain and above all things.

And until now, I don't know whether the iceberg beauty is a ghost or a demon.

At that time, I was activated by the iceberg beauty to activate the male desire to protect, and I didn't bother to think about this, not to mention which boy, a woman who is unwilling to fall in love with him, should be a barrier to shelter from the wind and rain.

So I stood up without hesitation.

The mountain spirit's strength had not yet passed, stepping on the sand of the grave, and he walked over step by step, and the bloody colored cloth was surrounded by the mountain spirit on the belly, like a little doll's belly pocket.

The little thing looked at the iceberg beauty behind me, and it flowed out.

Then the mountain spirit smiled evilly, like a ruffian, stretched out his little hand and raised his index finger, and hooked his finger at the iceberg beauty.

In my opinion, the mountain spirit is simply molesting a woman from a good family by doing this, and I have already decided that the iceberg beauty is my own woman, where can I stand such a blatant insult.

The mountain spirit was a little taller than my neck, and I jumped over and stomped on its head.

I didn't expect this little guy to be so powerful, I didn't wait for me to step on it, I dug a hole in the sole of my shoe, the little hand scratched the soles of my feet, I itched uncomfortably, thinking of the beauty behind me, I couldn't help but laugh.

Well, the tip of one of my feet has been torn by the mountain spirit.

Now the sole of the other foot is torn by it again, and it looks very embarrassing.

I had no choice but to retract my feet, crouch down, and hammer the mountain spirit on the head with an axe, and I smashed half of its body into the sand.

This guy is really the body of the copper-headed iron-armed King Kong, he was smashed dozens of times by me, and there was nothing on his body, and he bared his teeth at me.

The mountain spirit was obviously teasing me, but I didn't get angry, and quietly pulled out the tooth bracelet, coiled it in two circles in my hand, and when I saw the right time, I put it on its neck.

As soon as the mountain spirit saw the bracelet, he stopped grinning his teeth, and his face showed a little surprise.

Maybe it also knew that this might be some powerful magic weapon, and it was afraid of being trapped, so it turned over and jumped onto a grave next to it.

The little thing was so fast that when I chased after it, it didn't know where to jump.

I searched between several graves, took out a flashlight and searched for it twice, but I couldn't find it, so I had to come to the iceberg beauty and ask her if she had seen the mountain spirit.

The iceberg beauty frowned, looking very scared, unable to speak, just raised her onion finger and pointed at my feet.

I looked down and cried in my heart, the mountain spirit didn't know when it came to my feet, and the little mouth opened up, and the boss had already taken my exposed little toes in his mouth.

Before I could learn to kick my legs like Yuan Lao Er, the mountain spirit had already sucked hard.

I was ready to turn into a human skin, but when I sucked in the mountain spirit, I felt like I had been stung by a bee on my toe, but the pain came and went quickly.

I wasn't sucked by it, I was still fine, and I couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.

The iceberg beauty had covered her eyes, but when she heard my laughter, she saw that I was fine, and she was happy like a naïve little girl, jumping up and down in place to applaud me.

Originally, I didn't have a move with the mountain spirit, and I had seven points of fear of it in my heart, and I fought against it head-on, but now the mountain spirit also took me without a move, and everyone was half a pound and eight taels, so I was not afraid of it.

The mountain spirit was also surprised, but it still didn't give up, and took several sips hard.

I didn't even feel any pain this time.

I took the opportunity to put the tooth bracelet on the mountain spirit's neck and twisted it a few times.

The tooth bracelet really worked, and the mountain spirit couldn't move now, and I pinched it in my hand, and I flicked a few brains on top of its head, which can be regarded as experiencing the feeling of a giant.

"Master, this foul-smelling little dwarf, he doesn't blink when he kills people, you must not be merciful, hurry up and kill it!"

Listening to the iceberg beauty shouting, I feel that keeping the mountain spirit is also a scourge, the axe can't kill it, don't I still have sharp teeth.

The axe slashed the mountain spirit, and the blade had already been curled, and as soon as I bit the axe blade, I bit out a gap in the place where the blade was rolled.

Spit out the iron slag in my mouth, and I was very confident in the sharpness of my teeth.

I opened my mouth and put the mountain spirit in my mouth.

The mountain spirit's neck was only one circle thicker than my thumb, and I felt like I could bite it off in one bite.

At this time, the mountain spirit knew that I was powerful, and before it reached my mouth, he was scared to pee, this guy had just drunk a lot of wine, and this soak of urine dripped.

This smell is really nasty and fishy!

I threw my hand to the ground and rubbed my hand into the sand.

There is a bracelet of teeth, the mountain spirit is like being nailed to the ground, and it can't move its legs if it wants to run, its legs can't move, but its upper body can still move, holding its fists and shaking me.

I can't bear to see it begging for mercy.

However, the iceberg reminded me that this thing is capricious and will never be truly repentant, so I don't want to let it go for a while.

Listening to the iceberg beauty say this, the mountain spirit cried, this is the first time I heard it make a sound since I met it, the cry is like a baby with a pacifier, it also looks at the iceberg beauty, and screams something vaguely.

The mountain spirit is like a baby learning to speak, and it took me a long time to hear that it was calling its mother.

I was stunned for a moment, looked at the iceberg beauty, and said in my heart, could it be that the mountain spirit was born to her?

"Don't say call mom, it's too late to call grandma, when you bullied me, why didn't you think that you would have today!"

After the iceberg beauty finished speaking to the mountain spirit, she whispered in my ear: "Master, I am still a virgin, don't get me wrong." ”