Chapter 278: Teach Deadpool a lesson
Deadpool didn't know where to take out a piece of paper and a pen, wrote down a string of numbers, and then said to Storm, and solemnly emphasized the number that needed Stormgirl compensation twice in a row. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Take it, don't drop it, remember, two hundred and seven yuan four cents six, two hundred and seven pieces four cents six."
The storm girl Mu Ran took it, she had already thought about it, and when she went back, she immediately transferred two hundred and seven yuan to the account number written on the paper.
Sun Wukong, who had been standing aside without making a sound, when he saw Deadpool for the first time, he thought that Deadpool was the ugliest person in the world. However, when Deadpool spoke, he realized that he was wrong. Compared with Deadpool's ugliness, his mouth is the most terrifying.
If Deadpool's ugliness can kill people alive, then his mouth cannon can kill all enemies with one shot.
Once upon a time, there was a person who could also speak, but that person could speak, it was full of positive energy, and it made people feel full of enthusiasm. And Deadpool, spewing out pure trash talk, trash talk that makes life worse than death.
Just take a look at Logan, Cyclops, and Stormgirl to know that it's really worse than dead.
Alas, Sun Wukong sighed, did not take out the golden hoop stick, and walked forward with a few steps with his free hands.
"You're the one named Jeremy. Sun's? Well, the final boss is out. It's been a long time since I've fought a boss, and I'm really a little excited, a little excited. Deadpool spoke again, apparently he had already investigated some information about Sun Wukong in advance.
But on the other side, as soon as they saw him speak, Logan and they subconsciously took a few steps back. and covered his ears with his hands.
"You're exaggerating, let's be honest. I'm not speaking in decibels that are within the acceptable range of the human ear, and I'm not emitting ultrasound. You don't have to worry about hurting yourself. Seeing this, Deadpool said with a smile.
But Logan tried to keep himself deaf, and they knew that as long as they didn't react to Deadpool's words, Deadpool's trash talk tactics would be defeated.
Of course, it's not an easy task to poke your eardrums to shield Deadpool's trash talk.
When they retreated, they saw Sun Wukong's righteous and awe-inspiring forward, and the fearless momentum of treating trash talk as nothing, made them admire.
Really. A strong man is a strong man, not only strong in battle, but also strong against the bombardment of trash talk.
But is that really the case? Sun Wukong faced Deadpool's overwhelming trash talk, did he really not even frown?
On the surface, in fact, Sun Wukong has already used a small spell on himself, which can help him block all external sounds, even ultrasound that cannot be heard by his ears.
"What is it that makes you so unbridled and arrogant?"
Sun Wukong strode in front of Deadpool.
"Unbridled arrogance? Do I have one. I've just been expressing what I'm feeling inside, the truest feeling. God told us to tell the truth, so I said it straight......"
Sun Wukong after saying a word. Deadpool opened his mouth, but Sun Wukong didn't hear it, and raised his hand to palm.
Deadpool didn't finish his sentence. saw Sun Wukong raise his hand and push it out with a palm in front of him. He couldn't help but wonder at such a distance. What did he do with me, was this a way to say hello?
Deadpool smiled and raised his palm.
But the next moment, his smile froze, because he felt that when the other party pushed out a palm, a wave of energy slapped like a frenzied wave.
Deadpool, who had no defense at all, was suddenly slapped upside down by this palm and flew out, blood spilling in the air.
In fact, even if he was on guard, it was impossible for him to stop this palm, which looked light and fluttering, like a slap of greeting.
Without any tricks, not even one ten-thousandth of mana, of course, it is impossible to slap Deadpool with a simple palm.
The scene of flying dozens of feet upside down, crushing a few big trees, and spilling blood in the sky was just more exciting, and after a while, Deadpool got up from the ground in a rather embarrassed way.
Deadpool, who was a little more miserable than being lightened by the Storm Girl just now, looked surprised, he looked Sun Wukong up and down: "What kind of attack are you, Energy Palm?" The bespectacled guy can fire energy cannons with his eyes, and you can fire them with the palm of your hand, and it's just unstoppable. Ahem, this palm of energy is so powerful that I was beaten to the point of hemoptysis. ”
Sun Wukong didn't know what Deadpool was talking about because he used a spell to block sound, but he could tell the general meaning from Deadpool's facial expressions.
It's just that he's not going to let go of this guy who likes to chatter like this, he wants to give this guy a lesson that he will never forget.
So, he stepped forward, shrunk into inches, and in the blink of an eye he was in front of Deadpool flying upside down, followed by another palm, plain, greeting palm.
"No!"
Deadpool, who had just suffered a slap, screamed, flashed, and disappeared in place.
Touch!
Sun Wukong's palm went out, and with a muffled sound, a large pit of one or two inches was punched out of the ground.
He withdrew his palms and looked up to see Deadpool fifty feet away on his right.
He observed very well that as his palm was about to reach Deadpool, Deadpool used his teleportation ability to move fifty feet away.
He didn't expect that Deadpool would have this ability to move quickly in addition to his super self-healing ability, flexible reach, strong strength, and keen eyesight.
It was the first time he had seen such a multi-capable person of different types.
He has a lot of abilities himself, and he is very powerful, but it is an ability developed on the basis of spells, not a physical ability brought about by genetic mutation.
"We have no grievances and no enemies, can we not fight?" Deadpool grimaced and said, "Your energy palm is too terrifying, one palm can slap half my life, I'm afraid my self-healing ability can't keep up with the destructive power of your energy palm." ”
"You're already invincible, why bother to do it to us little shrimps, it's not worth it. You should be a person who does big things, and you have a lot of opportunities. Just pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger once in a while. ”
"The ants didn't mess with the boots either."
"So you're going to step on me?"
"What do you say?"
"Can't I shut up?"
"I'm so angry, so you shut up. I'm going to beat you up too. ”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong's footsteps moved. In front of Deadpool.
Deadpool's teleportation-like ability seems to have a limitation that he can't use at any time he wants, and when Sun Wukong flashed in front of him, he didn't run away, but held his twin knives with a bitter face and made a parry pose.
"Gun fighting?" Sun Wukong said with a smile.
As for Deadpool's gun fighting technique, he saw it very clearly just now, and it was indeed a very sophisticated and powerful fighting technique. When Deadpool uses this fighting technique, he is like a cow, with super subtle control. It's no wonder that even Logan, who has practiced the martial arts he taught, is no match at all.
Hearing Deadpool say that this is still a fighting skill from a movie called "Torn Doomsday", he immediately became interested and decided to wait for the opportunity to find this movie.
Facing Logan's high-spirited Deadpool before, when he heard Sun Wukong mention gun fighting skills, he didn't have any pride at all, and said very frustratedly: "If you drop ten times with one strength, it's useless to use any gun fighting skills." ”
"So you still have self-knowledge."
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he did not hesitate to push out another palm.
Deadpool, clutching the twin blades, is in front of him. One rolls sideways and dodges away.
Sun Wukong expected that unless he put his palms out together and slapped repeatedly. Otherwise, Deadpool would indeed be able to use his agile body to dodge attacks with palm power.
So, Deadpool's one rolled sideways as he expected.
The reason why he didn't make a series of shots was purely to see how strong Deadpool was.
"Good body. Take me again. ”
Where does Deadpool dare to pick it up, the fart is rolling and the urine flow is generally hurried to roll again.
Anxious like a fish that slips through the net, panic is like a lost dog, and mourning is like a rat crossing the street.
Click!
A tree hugged by two people was affected by the power of the palm. Suddenly cut off at the waist, and the broken branch flew ten feet away.
Deadpool was terrified. If you are hit by this palm, you will really lose half your life.
"This is clearly naked, naked, naked cheating, bullying people."
Deadpool wanted to cry without tears, he had forgotten that he had just said that as long as he learned his gun fighting skills, no one in this world would be able to bully him, and he would be able to bully him.
Sun Wukong looked at the few empty palms he made, which made Deadpool embarrassed, and it didn't seem to play a role in observing Deadpool's strength.
Crisply, he put away his splitting palm, put away his ninety-nine strength, and rushed towards Deadpool with pure combat skills.
Deadpool panicked at first, but found that the other party seemed to have given up that terrifying energy palm and used fighting skills to fight against him, so he put down his heart hanging in the air a little, tightened his hands with two knives, and fought mentally.
Call!
The katana came whistling in the strong wind, Sun Wukong turned sideways, the katana slashed into the air, and then he popped out with a finger in the gap between the katana slashing and the air before he had time to retract it.
He didn't use much power with this finger, it was about the same as Deadpool's strength, but because of the special skills, Deadpool only felt that the hand holding the knife trembled and numb, and the knife almost came out of his hand, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated a few steps.
However, Sun Wukong followed him like a shadow, following closely, and the attacks were like the Yangtze River, which was endless, and Deadpool could not be allowed to retreat.
Deadpool He was forced so tightly in the battle, the whole person felt aggrieved to the extreme, the rabbit was in a hurry and still biting, he was ruthless in his heart, regardless of the paralysis of the tendons, he gritted his teeth and fought against Sun Wukong.
However, Monkey King seems to have aimed at his katana, and after dodging his attacks, his fingers always pop out according to the katana.
Deadpool tried to avoid it, but was always shot.
Syllable! Syllable!
Deadpool was still holding up at first because of his body's strong recovery ability, but after being shot dozens of fingers in a row, he could no longer hold the knife in his hand. The two katanas came out of their hands almost at the same time and flew sideways. (To be continued.) )