"Can you shut up?" Storm Girl said helplessly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Shut up? Do you want me to kill myself, the mouth has always been used for talking and eating, and in fact, it is not so much for eating as for talking. It can be seen that speaking is the main function of the mouth. I closed my mouth and didn't speak, so why do I have to open my mouth? If I didn't have a mouth, would I still be human? If I'm not human, then what am I? It's nothing, so I'm still human, I have to have a mouth, and if I have a mouth, I have to speak. ”

"Can it be closed for a while?" After discovering that it was impossible to silence Deadpool, Stormgirl retreated.

"Temporarily closed? Why do you do this, the mouth always has to be open. If it can't be made eternal for the time being, what is the use of the time being? Why should I do useless work, shouldn't I be more efficient today? Efficiency is the first life of an enterprise. People are undoubtedly more alive than businesses, so you can't shut up for a while. ”

"Shit, I should have sewed your mouth up." Hit and fight, talk and talk, Logan was so annoyed that his whole body was about to explode.

No, it's the bombardment of Deadpool's boundless, pervasive trash talk that the whole person is about to explode.

"Sew your mouth up, wow, that's horrible, but I'm not a horror movie doll. Don't doubt it, I'm not one of those ignorant guys, but I've watched a series of horror movies such as "The Smiley Killer", "The Rip Girl", "The Soul of the World", "The Art of the Devil", etc., with mouths sewn up. Deadpool exclaimed, exaggeratedly.

"Babi, I also feel like my ears are about to bleed, what about you?" The Burning Man asked the Iceman with his ears covered.

"I felt like there were 10,000 flies around my ears. Intensive bombardment was carried out for several days and nights. The Iceman said bitterly.

"If God and Satan find out, maybe they'll both be killed by his trash talk."

The Iceman and the Fire Man also don't look very good. Very irritable.

Laser-eyed stepped forward with a calm face: "You are not welcome here, please leave here immediately." ”

"Getting out of here? Is this your home. No way. Since it's not, then I'm not trespassing, and you don't have the right to drive me away. I am also an honorable taxpayer of this country, with the right to walk on the public land of the country, and the freedom to go wherever I like. It's a normal human right, even if I'm a mutant, but I can stay here without legislation that says mutants can't stay here. No need to leave. If you let me go, you're leaving yourself. Will you leave here, and if not, then I won't leave either. ”

Deadpool started another round of smacking, so angry that Cyclops' right hand pressed against his glasses.

"Your glasses are really cool, but they don't kill people, so I'm not afraid of you. Come on and let me taste your glasses. But before I say it, if your glasses are thrown out and I pick them up. That's mine, don't come back and beg for it back. ”

Sou!

The laser eye couldn't bear it, and with a slight press of his right hand, an arm was thick. Orange-red beams of energy were projected.

"Really fighting? Okay, I'll dodge, I'll hide. I avoid, I let ......"

"It turns out that your glasses are just a tool to disguise your true means of attack. I have to say, you are too cunning. If it weren't for my skills. If you're so smart, I'm afraid you'll die under your energy cannon. ”

Deadpool's words undoubtedly offended Cyclops once again, and Cyclops' attacks continued to unleash them.

"I can't fight, I can't fight, but unfortunately I still can't fight."

Deadpool weaves through Cyclops' beams of energy, and he screams excitedly as he shuttles.

It's like playing a monkey, playing a game.

"Your eyes can put energy cannons, it's really amazing, have you heard of this saying: if the eyes can kill, he has been cut by a thousand knives, I don't know how many times he has died. Dude, it's the ultimate pursuit of a warrior. ”

Rumble!

The wind rises, the clouds surge, the lightning flashes, the thunder.

Seeing that Cyclops can't hit Deadpool at all, Stormgirl decides to make a move.

Her hands were outstretched, and the figure rose in the air.

Click!

A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and landed on Deadpool, who was caught off guard by dodging the Cyclops energy cannon.

Deadpool screamed and was struck by lightning and flew upside down.

It snapped, hit a tree, knocked the tree in half, and finally hit the ground, rubbing the ground and sliding out more than ten feet, plowing a shallow ditch.

Stormgirl and Cyclops looked at each other, nodded to each other, and walked towards Deadpool, who was lying motionless in the distance, followed by Logan, Phoenix, Iceman, and Fireman.

Everyone wants to see if this guy with a broken mouth that can make people kill himself can finally shut his mouth.

It's just that before they could get there, Deadpool, who had been motionless for a second and seemed to be dead anymore, suddenly jumped up from a carp on the ground.

Not only that, after Deadpool jumped up, he touched his body emitting black smoke with both hands, and laughed inexplicably: "I'm not dead, haha, I'm not dead, I'm not dead when I was struck by thunder." If you don't die in a great calamity, you will have a blessing in the future. I decided, I'll buy a lottery ticket when I go back. I think I'll be successful, and then I'll have the money, and what kind of hiring will I take? Hi, I'm so smart and foolish. ”

Everyone knows that with Deadpool's self-healing ability, it is impossible for him to be electrocuted by a lightning bolt from the Storm Girl, but he didn't expect that in just a few seconds, Deadpool will be full of blood and blue, and he will be full of energy and energy, which is more vigorous than beating chicken blood.

"You woman, you are so despicable, you actually attacked without even saying hello. I'm telling you, you have to compensate. Although my physical body has been severely electrified, it has been restored, and I don't need to pursue it, but you have to compensate for the clothes. This is a tight-fitting suit that I sewed by myself, and it cost a total of one hundred and thirty-two yuan and five cents and eight cents for materials, plus my manual fee, a total of two hundred and seven yuan and four cents and six cents. You sneak attack first, and the responsibility is yours, so according to my regulations, a fraction of it can't be erased. ”

"Reparations?" Stormgirl was dumbfounded.

She never imagined that this guy's second reaction was to ask her to compensate for the uniform money, the uniform money that couldn't be erased even by a fraction.

"Of course, this is my account number, you can remember it." Deadpool replied solemnly, and then he saw that Stormgirl was indifferent, so he asked, "You opened an online bank, that's fine, but don't tell me, you didn't bring pen and paper?" ”

Storm Girl felt that she had been defeated, and her whole person collapsed, and nodded silently.

"You women are just trouble, you are covered in cosmetics, but you can't carry a piece of paper and a pen with you." (To be continued.) )