551 blocked outside the apartment
Boss Lu watched me and Li Biao shoot small videos, he had eaten with me before, and he knew what was going on, but he still came to laugh at me and Li Biao, and asked knowingly, saying why he wanted to shoot a small video.
I was thick-skinned and said very simply, to report peace to my daughter-in-law.
"Safety? I think you're reporting your whereabouts, right? Boss Lu said to me with a smile, and then asked Li Biao: "Xiao Li, you also have a Hedong lion's roar at home, this is also to report your whereabouts?" ”
Li Biao has been prosperous in the past two years, and has been promoted to Mai Saburo's assistant, and the next step is the deputy position of real power.
So for the sake of face, he gritted his teeth and didn't admit it, not saying that he had been obsessed with a certain sound recently, and he made a small video to send it to the old classmates in the small circle to see if the dishes were rich tonight.
"Oh, I see, Xiao Li, it seems that the two of us are like-minded people, and I have been obsessed with a certain hand recently."
Boss Lu said, looking very understanding, he also took out his mobile phone, took a small video, and made a gesture, and said to the mobile phone, Lao Tie, six, six, six.
I didn't wait for him to put the phone down before I snatched it for him.
The interface that opens on the phone is a chat with Jasmine, and the first one is a text: Wife, I have dinner with Assistant Li Biao and Lao Tie tonight, and I have a small video as proof.
The following one is the small video he just posted.
"Brother Biao, come, I'll let you see what Boss Lu's six-six-six is." I said, handing the phone to Li Biao.
Li Biao hurriedly glanced at it and threw the phone to Boss Lu.
"The three of us are all difficult brothers who are afraid of our wives, and no one will say anything about them in the future! Come on, don't say anything, it's all in the wine! Let's have a good drink tonight, don't get drunk and don't go home! Li Biao said, picking up the wine glass and drinking it all.
I smiled and said yes, don't say anything!
"Actually, I've been really obsessed with a certain hand ...... recently" Boss Lu was still hard-mouthed, but he had no confidence to speak.
I drank all the wine in the cup, slammed the cup on the table, and said: "Lao Lu, don't talk nonsense, there is really a big boss with a net worth of hundreds of millions of dollars who is addicted to it?" What about liars! ”
Li Biao also said, Lao Lu, you are not happy, Huangshan and I have honestly explained, and you are still planning to resist strictness.
Boss Lu smiled bitterly and said Okay, well, since you can't deceive you two big-headed ghosts, aren't you afraid of your wife, I admit it! That's always the way to go! Come, drink, alas......
To be honest, my wife is strict, especially if she manages it so strictly, there is always a sense of constraint and a feeling of not being free.
From Boss Lu's tone, I heard the helplessness, so I also sighed and said: "Two brothers, when is such a day a head, now when I go to the toilet, I have to leave my mobile phone in Xiaoying's hands." ”
"Who's to say it's not, Lao Tie!"
Boss Lu immediately agreed, and then criticized the three women for one play.
"Your Xiaoying, you can teach my Jasmine badly, I have to deal with work now, and I have to deal with Jasmine's inspection, not to mention how painful! I can see through it, Xiaoying, Xiaorou Jasmine, and they must often support each other! ”
When Boss Lu said this, he stretched out his head and asked Li Biao: "Xiao Li, are you in pain?" ”
"Why don't I ......"
Li Biao said half of the words, and suddenly his eyes rolled, saying that I am not in pain at all, I am very happy, and my wife is staring, proving that my wife loves me and is loved, what is the pain.
After Li Biao finished speaking, he looked at Boss Lu and then at me.
I know in my heart that Li Biao is afraid of me or Boss Lu, so I will go back at night and tell the person next to the pillow, and then the three girlfriends will get together, and the words will reach Xiaorou's mouth, you must know that Xiaorou's pedicure knife is not a vegetarian.
Li Biao's attitude reminded Boss Lu, and he immediately changed his words.
"Xiao Li is right, people, it is rare to have a lover in a lifetime, and it is a wonderful feeling to be loved by someone!"
After Boss Lu finished speaking, he looked at Li Biao and smiled, and the two of them also clinked glasses.
I wasn't happy at the time, what do you mean by saying that you two are treating me as a spy of the girlfriend group?
"No, what I just said is from the heart." Li Biao said.
"I didn't either, and what I just said was also inspired by feelings." Boss Lu said.
I know in my heart that these two old men are afraid that their daughters-in-law are already afraid to the bones, even if the three difficult brothers are sitting together now, they don't dare to say that their daughter-in-law is not a word.
Neither of them said anything, I wasn't stupid, and I couldn't be here, complaining that Mai Xiaoying was too strict with me.
Otherwise, after they drank too much, they would go back and talk drunk, tell their daughter-in-law about tonight, and tell me what I said, and then it will reach Mai Xiaoying's ears, and I will be the one who suffers.
So I immediately said haha, yes, the words of the two brothers can go to my heart, cheers!
The three wives were strict and wary of each other, and that night, they never mentioned the family affairs again.
The sea and the sky are chaotic, and the drink is still very enjoyable.
Just after nine o'clock, the call from the girlfriend group came, Xiaorou had a knife in her hand, and she was the most powerful eldest sister, and directly ordered the three of us: "It's not early, let's all go home." ”
Li Biao looked at the phone, even if Xiaorou couldn't see it, he nodded his head: "Wife, okay." ”
"You tell Lao Lu and Huangshan to go home early, who dares to make a moth, I'm sorry for my little sister, my knife won't spare people!"
Xiaorou said very domineeringly, and hung up the phone as soon as the voice fell.
I poured out the wine in the bottle and said that such a good wine can't be wasted, and when I just picked up the wine glass, Boss Lu and Li Biao had already stood up and walked to the door of the box.
Li Biao supported Boss Lu, who had drunk too much, and Boss Lu turned back to explain to me.
"Lao Tie, I've already settled the account, I'll take the driver, send Xiao Li back first, and then pick you up, how about it?"
I waved my hand and said, "No need, you send Brother Biao back, I'll cross the street and go to the apartment, I want you to send a fart." ”
"Huangshan, go home as soon as possible, there will be trouble if it's late." Li Biao told me again.
I nodded, and said that I knew in my heart, drink the wine in the glass, I will leave immediately, the wine is food essence, and if it is wasted, it will be struck by thunder.
I was really close to the small apartment, just across the road, so they were not afraid of me and walked away.
This wine is really good, I really don't want to drink it all in one sip, I plan to taste it carefully, the taste of the wine, not to mention that there are many hard dishes on the table, and not a single chopstick has been moved.
Anyway, if you delay for a few minutes, Mai Xiaoying can't mess with me.
When I thought about it, I tasted the wine one by one, and I didn't pay attention to the shaking in front of my eyes, and when I raised my drunken eyes to look, I found two beautiful women sitting opposite, a fourteen or fifteen-year-old Lori, and a twenty-year-old royal sister.
"Oh, I don't need a wine escort service, you guys go." I waved my hand.
"Shout, this is a long skill, or blind, I actually treat our sisters as a young lady who accompanies the wine, Huang Guoshan, open your dog eyes wide, see who we are!"
The royal sister said in her mouth, and came over to pinch my ear.
After the royal sister grabbed her ears, she twisted most of the circle mercilessly, and my drunkenness was lost in pain.
I polished my eyes and looked carefully, the royal sister was wearing a colorful long skirt, her face was cold, her skin was white and beautiful, who else could there be besides Ji Caiyun!
Sitting opposite is a double ponytail Lori, wearing a playful sportswear, with a line embroidered on her chest: Can't catch up with me.
I haven't seen each other for more than two years, Tian Tian is still this playful fan, with that kind of harmless smile on his face, and he actually holds the kind of force in his hand that takes people's lives in a second.
"Uncle, don't come unharmed." Tian Tian shook her double ponytail and greeted me.
"Oh, it's you two, I'm sorry, I'm a family now, and I can't have any dealings with other girls, two beauties...... No, except for my Xiaoying, no one is a beauty, the two of them have taken their leave. ”
I say this because Mai Xiaoying asked me who is the most beautiful in the world.
The standard answer is that my Xiaoying is the most beautiful.
When I finished, I got up and walked out.
As a result, my wine was only half awake.
My mind is clear now, and I have no problem speaking and thinking, but my hands and feet are still a little disobedient.
So when I got up and walked out, Tian Tian stretched out her legs in student socks and kicked over a chair, I didn't dodge for a while, and I tripped over the chair on the spot.
As soon as I turned around, Tian Tian kicked in front of me and asked me, "Uncle, how are my two legs?" ”
Tian Tian's kicking action implied the meaning of showing off his strength, so I had to answer honestly.
"These two legs are beautiful, the key is tenderness."
Tian Tian gritted her teeth and asked me again: "Then who is more beautiful than my two tender legs and Mai Xiaoying's legs?" ”