The lunch prepared by Mai Xiaoying is scrambled eggs with tomatoes, cucumbers mixed with cold skin, and two bowls of noodles.

Mai Xiaoying raised her head, pointed at me with chopsticks vigilantly, and said categorically: "It's not good! ”

I was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and said that the boyfriend and girlfriend who had just come to that point were thinking about it at any time, why did Mai Xiaoying refuse so simply in the face of my invitation now?

"Why?" I thought Mai Xiaoying suddenly didn't like Huan Yue.

"Last night I was afraid of pain, so I used noodles to divert my attention, and now I'm not afraid of pain, and I know the beauty of it, so when I eat, don't come to that."

"When is that coming?" I asked with a grin.

"When we eat well, I clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and when I am calm, follow your side, because at that time, there is no fetters of housework, I can devote myself to it, enjoy it to the fullest, and enjoy it as wonderful as a bubbling taste."

Hearing Mai Xiaoying say this, I was relieved.

The meal was quickly finished, and when Mai Xiaoying was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, I went into the bathroom in advance, took out a tyrannosaurus pill and ate it, and it wasn't until she cleaned it up that I cracked an egg in the beer and drank it with my neck up.

As soon as Mai Xiaoying washed her hands, I picked her up and threw her on the bed.

This time, the amount of exercise I exercised was equivalent to walking a few times from the old street to the county seat, and Mai Xiaoying was very intoxicated by my madness.

After the incident, Mai Xiaoying put her arms around me and said, do you know why I wanted to be a brother and sister with you in the first place?

I smiled and didn't answer, this kind of question, she would have given an answer without asking.

"Then I will be an ugly duckling, not attractive to you, but I understand, the closer the relationship I have, the more opportunities I have, a sister with a different surname, can't stop me from moving forward, now, aren't you held in the palm of my hand."

Hold it in the palm of your hand, a pun.

Mai Xiaoying said, her little hand still moved, and her mouth said: "You were powerful just now, now be honest." ”

The medicinal power of the Tyrannosaurus Pill was about to dissipate, but as a result, the remaining medicinal power was stimulated by her again.

Master Huang had no choice but to pick up a gun and get on the horse, and once again won the beauty of the amusement.

……

The two of them were newly married, and it was not enough, so after a few days, those tyrannosaurus pills were eaten by me.

Without the Tyrannosaurus Pill, I was like a warrior who had lost his weapon, and he could no longer regain his strength, so he had to find a reason, saying that he was tired, and he hung up the battle free card for three days, and Mai Xiaoying was afraid that I would get sick from exhaustion, so he didn't come to pester me for three days.

On the evening of the fourth day, I was still sluggish, but Mai Xiaoying was already interested after development, and she didn't touch me for three days, so she couldn't help it and hugged me coquettishly.

I took out the old excuse, excused myself from being tired, and said let's read a book and sleep.

Mai Xiaoying is on the rise, where will she agree, just say that you are tired and not afraid, don't move this time, I'll walk.

I didn't have the spirit if I didn't take the tyrannosaurus pill, but Mai Xiaoying wanted to walk, but there was no way to walk, for that road, she was busy for a long time, and she used it to wash her clothes, but it still couldn't, so she was a little impatient.

"Huang Guoshan! What's going on? Are you hiding from me and going out during the day to give everything to other women? ”

Mai Xiaoying said, and stood up, looking about to touch the kitchen knife.

I hurriedly denied it, saying that I had been under your nose all day, except for going out to buy you ice cream in the middle, it would take about ten minutes to go back and forth, even if I wanted to find it, time would not allow it.

Mai Xiaoying said yes, she said it, but she still didn't believe it.

Suddenly, Mai Xiaoying pointed to the palm print on my belly, the palm print of the Gu fetus, and said, "No, why is there an extra palm print on your belly, was it taken by a woman?" ”

Mai Xiaoying liked me behind her before, so she never saw the palm print, this time she wanted to walk by herself, and then she found the palm print, and she was very excited for a while.

To be honest, I was scared of Mai Xiaoying.

Every time she gets excited, she has to touch the kitchen knife.

I hurriedly explained to her, you take a closer look at this palm print, it is so small, it is obviously a small baby, this is when I caught the nightmare with my third grandfather before, I was slapped by the nightmare, I don't believe it, you call him now.

If it were someone else, Mai Xiaoying would definitely call, but she respected Xu Laosan very much, and didn't want the matter between the two of them to make trouble to Xu Laosan, she was afraid that Xu Laosan would look down on her.

So Mai Xiaoying chose to believe me for the time being.

Then she took out her mobile phone, called Jasmine, called Jasmine, and she called Xiaorou again.

Xiaorou and Jasmine are both good girlfriends of Mai Xiaoying, they have nothing to talk about, and the things between the beds are no exception.

In the end, Xiao Rou gave her an idea, saying that it must be that palm print, the latent root of the disease has exploded, affecting my ability, that palm print is poisonous, you can cook it with a raw egg, and then peel off the shell and use the boiled egg to pull out the poison.

Mai Xiaoying believed that I was not stealing outside, so she jumped out of bed and went to boil eggs.

When she rolled the palm print with a boiled egg as Xiao Rou said, the palm print slowly regained the cool feeling it had before, and this coolness spread and made me feel comfortable.

And then...... Then I fell asleep.

After waking up in the morning, I didn't dare to face Mai Xiaoying, but she was on the pillow, but her face was full of food and drink, and it didn't look like she hadn't been nourished by me at all.

I felt that something was wrong, so I asked her tactfully, Xiaoying, when did I fall asleep last night.

"How do I know when you're asleep, all I know is that you're motionless with your eyes closed, and your mouth humming like a pet pig."

When Mai Xiaoying said these words, she had a red cloud on her face, just like a young woman, a ripe face.

I asked her again, "When did you fall asleep?"

"I don't know very well, when I fell asleep, anyway, I'm very happy, last night I was like you before, from the old street to the county town walked a few back and forth, I was tired, I fell asleep, the taste of the walk is really good."

Mai Xiaoying said, arching into my arms, saying that she would sleep again.

Soon, Mai Xiaoying fell asleep.

The connotation of walking is a little secret between me and Mai Xiaoying.

After that day, Mai Xiaoying was like finding a magic weapon, no matter what was lacking at home, eggs could not be missing, every time I woke up, I felt back pain, I said Xiaoying, can we stop for two days, and if this continues, I will die.

Mai Xiaoying smiled evilly at me and said, "Yes, but I want to guarantee that even if you leave my sight, you won't be able to steal fish, otherwise, I can't rest assured." ”

From that day on, Mai Xiaoying used two eggs on me in one day, only at night, which was just enough for one time.

In this way, after more than ten days, it was finally officially the summer vacation.

Mai Xiaoying's face became whiter and whiter, almost whiter than flour.

And her figure is getting better and better, this time the 34C is the real 34C.

It was hot, and when she bought thin and big glasses, she shouted even louder.

Only then did I understand that what Hu Xiaoli said to Mai Xiaoying was actually not a big touch, but a snap.

In fact, this is not bad, although I fell asleep, but when I woke up, I could still feel the surging torrent left by Mai Xiaoying, and she could enjoy happiness, and the two of them lived in harmony.

If there is one more child, it will be a complete family of three.

However, Mai Xiaoying is good at everything, but her suspicion is getting worse and worse.

Since the two of them rolled the sheets, Mai Xiaoying has not allowed me to contact other girls alone.

She will also look at my mobile phone at any time, and I have to cooperate with her inspection anytime and anywhere.

Whether I go to Sima Xiaowu, or find the long-haired six sons, or even go to the big head to eat and drink, I have to send her a small video of the scene in order to confirm that I didn't go to the woman.

If I go to find Yang Junfeng, I don't need to send a video to Mai Xiaoying.

Because Yang Junfeng is her cousin, she can directly ask Yang Junfeng for verification.

As for Li Biao, he is even more of a strict wife, and he is afraid that Xiaorou will die.

Once Boss Lu asked Li Biao to do something, and in order to thank Li Biao, he invited Li Biao to dinner in the evening.

As a mutual friend of both of them, of course I have to accompany them.

So at the dinner that night, a ridiculous scene happened.

After sitting down, before eating, Li Biao and I each took out our mobile phones, took pictures of each other, took a small video, and sent it to our respective wives before moving chopsticks.

"Lao Tie, Xiao Li, what are you two doing?" Boss Lu came to laugh at the two of us.