912 Master Guan goes on patrol (plus a few diamonds)

Everyone else is not stupid, I can think of it, they must be able to think of it, so at that time, no one dared to do what Xu Laosan said, and they all stood at the door respectfully.

"Poor Dao greets the Holy Emperor of Guan and the Holy Monarch to go out on patrol!" Xu Laosan said loudly.

Xu Laosan then bowed three times and bowed nine times, and then got up and walked into the side hall, and soon, he took out a wooden box from inside.

It turned out that Master Guan was defeated by Maicheng and died at the hands of Sun Wu, and Sun Quan cut off Master Guan's head and gave it to Cao Cao in order to pull Cao Cao into the water.

Cao Cao was so shrewd that he would definitely not be fooled by this, so he carved a body with fragrant wood, put the head of Master Guan on top of the fragrant wood body, and then buried him.

Now the wooden box that Xu Laosan is holding is the skull of Master Guan, as for how he got to this Guandi Temple, this is unknown.

Xu Laosan held the wooden box, and after he came out, he said to a few of us, "You go in, carry out the sedan chair of Master Guan, Huangshan Sima Xiaowu is in front, and Lao Bai Xu is stunned in the back.

If you want to say that you want to carry a sedan chair for others, as a dignified mountain god, I am definitely not happy.

But I still have nothing to complain about carrying a sedan chair for Master Guan, this is a great honor.

At that time, a few of us walked in, there was really a big sedan chair inside, the sedan chair was tattooed with a dragon, this is the emperor's specifications, of course, the dragon sedan chair is not as big as the emperor, after all, the house is small, too big to put down.

The four of us carried the sedan chair out, and carefully swept away the dust on it with a feather duster.

Xu Laosan opened the curtain of the dragon sedan chair, and there was a headless Guan Lao sitting inside.

I took a closer look, only to find that the headless old man was just a wood carving.

Xu Laosan opened the wooden box in his hand, carefully put the skull of the old man Guan and put it on the wood carving.

It's strange to say, after the skull is put up, it slowly grows flesh, and a long beard grows, what a beautiful man!

As soon as the wind blew outside, Master Guan's beard fluttered, and the surface of the wood carving at that time was bloody.

Now it seems that Master Guan inside is sitting with a golden sword, as if he is closing his eyes and recuperating.

Zhou Gai had already held Master Guan's Qinglong Yanyue Knife and stood next to the dragon sedan chair, the old turtle spirit had empty hands, and he didn't let him carry the sedan chair, he was a little unhappy.

"I said Third Master, what do you mean by this, you can all do something for Master Guan, I can't do it! What the hell do you mean by hanging me out like this! The old turtle whispered.

"Old turtle Yuan obeys the order!" Xu Laosan said solemnly, this time he also called the name of the old turtle spirit.

The old turtle was startled, but he quickly reacted, knelt on the ground, and said that if there is anything to do, as long as Xu Daochang greets him, Yuan Lao Turtle is willing to go to the soup.

"Ahem, Emperor Guan Shengjun is here, demons and monsters don't dare to approach, why do you need to go to the soup, don't say anything beautiful, Master Guan doesn't like others to pat on the back, hurry up and go outside to see, if there is anyone at the gate of Emperor Guan's Temple, if there is no one, we can go out."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he waved his hand outside, and whispered to the old turtle spirit, if there are people, drive them all away, and the ordinary people in the province will disturb the holy drive of the Holy Emperor Guan.

When the old turtle heard this, he was like a eunuch who had received a royal decree, and he went outside.

At this moment, a cough came from the dragon sedan chair.

Sima Xiaowu just took out the cigarette, and was immediately frightened, and the cigarette case fell to the ground.

I looked back, Lao Bai looked serious, Xu Da was stunned with pride, and he glanced at Sima Xiaowu, and said in his heart that tonight, let's be a good sedan chair driver, don't smoke and talk.

Zhou Gai, who was noisy and shouting that he hadn't eaten enough, almost didn't die of fright when he heard this cough, and he didn't dare to mention eating anymore.

After a while, the old turtle spirit came and said long, the outside was cleaned up, and no one was left.

Xu Laosan said okay, hard work, lead the way in front of the head, and get up the sedan chair!

In this way, the old turtle spirit fox fake tiger might, swaggering in front, the four of us carried a sedan chair to follow, Xu Laosan carried a treasure bag, Zhou Gai held the Qinglong Yanyue knife, they followed on both sides, we went out of the Guandi Temple.

The dragon sedan chair turned a corner and walked behind the Guandi Temple, and then came to Wangtang, where the water snake was a monster.

Xu Laosan said stop, and we stopped immediately.

Xu Laosan had words in his mouth, then opened the sedan curtain and put his hand into the dragon sedan chair.

When he took it out again, he had a long beard on his hand.

Xu Laosan threw his beard into the pond.

The impurities in the previously turbid pond suddenly precipitated, and under the moonlight, it turned into a pool of clear water.

"Get up! Go straight! Xu Laosan said again.

I looked at the water in front of me, and when I was still hesitating, the old turtle spirit had already jumped into the pond.

, it turns out that Xu Laosan's meaning is to let us go into the water!

The old turtle spirit jumped in, and Sima Xiaowu and I didn't dare to slack off, so we hurriedly carried the sedan chair and walked straight into the water.

Zhou Gai couldn't swim, so he went around to Xu Laosan, and just wanted to talk to Xu Laosan, Xu Laosan raised his leg and kicked him into the water.

The old turtle spirit and Zhou Gai, after entering a pool of clear water, soon lost sight of people.

The water was so clear that they were gone, and they must have gone somewhere else.

It must have gone to the underworld, and this is the road to the underworld!

I said in my heart that this master is so powerful, just throw a beard in the pond, you can open the way to the underworld, admire and admire!

Sima Xiaowu and Lao Bai and I all understood the meaning of this, so we didn't think much about it and went straight into the water.

Even Xu Da was stunned this time without being ambiguous, and went into the water with us, without dragging us back.

After entering the water, I felt a little tightness in my chest, but when I opened my eyes again, there was already a tall city tower in front of me, and the city tower had three big characters on it.

, I came directly to the gate of the underworld!

Today's guard at the city gate turned out to be a bull-headed horse face, the bull-headed horse face is not simple, and it is also ranked among the top ten yin handsomes in the underworld, and black and white impermanence, that is an official position at the same level.

The bull head was very fierce, and he shouted at that time: "Who is coming, stop the sedan car and go slowly!" ”

After listening to the words of the bull head, the Yin soldiers guarding the door, with their knives out of their sheaths and arrows, were aimed at this side.

The old turtle spirit was clever, and he had no teacher for a while, and shouted: "Guan Sheng Emperor is here with a holy car, who dares to be rude, aiming the sword and gun at the dragon sedan chair, it is to offend Guan Sheng Emperor and kill him!" ”

Xu Laosan nodded approvingly to the old turtle spirit.

I glanced at Sima Xiaowu and said in my heart that this old turtle spirit is a eunuch with a fox and a fake tiger.

Listening to the old turtle spirit shouted with confidence, Ma Mian looked at the bull head, and the two of them glanced at each other, and let the Yin soldiers behind him put the knife into the sheath.

At this time, the dragon sedan chair had been lifted in front of Niu Tou Ma Mian, and Niu Tou just wanted to stop the dragon sedan chair to check to see if it was really Guan Lao, and Ma Mian pulled him behind him.

Ma Mian has a good brain, and he can see at a glance that Xu Laosan is the leader, and he arches his hand to Xu Laosan first.

"This Dao Leader, what happened to Emperor Guan Sheng, I don't dare to ask villains, but I'll wait for Emperor Guan Sheng to bow down, this is not too much, right?" Ma Mian said politely.

Xu Laosan smiled slightly, not too much, not too much, but I still have to report it first.

"That's nature, that's nature." Ma Mian said politely.

Xu Laosan opened a gap in the sedan curtain at that time, and said to the inside: "Emperor Qiqi, there are two adults in the underworld, who want to kneel down and ask for peace." ”

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he put down the sedan curtain.

However, Niu Tou Ma Mian had already seen Master Guan inside from the gap, and knelt down at that time.

Regardless of whether Master Guan's Yuan Shen has entered the dragon sedan chair or not, the skull of Master Guan alone can prove that there is no doubt that Master Guan is inside, so the bull head and horse face will kneel.

The bull head and horse knelt down, and the hula knelt down in the back.

There was a knocking knock.

"There is still something important for Emperor Guan Sheng to enter the underworld, everyone get up, your mind, Emperor Guan Sheng has understood it, I hope everyone, don't delay his old man to go in to do something."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, there was another cough in the dragon sedan chair.

Listening to the bull head and horse face, this was the impatient voice of Master Guan, and the two of them hurriedly stood up, made way of a big road, and said We will welcome the Holy Emperor Guan into the city!

And just like that, we entered the city without any problems.

Originally, the carriage needed to be transferred, but because the old man Guan inside was actually a skull and wood, Xu Laosan didn't let him take the carriage, and let us continue to carry the sedan chair inside.

Niu Tou Ma Mian also carried Yin soldiers, and he followed us all the time, saying that he wanted to protect Emperor Guan Sheng.

Xu Laosan smiled and said Okay, since that's the case, you can follow.

On the way, Niu Tou also asked Xu Laosan: "Dao Chief, the military attache rides a horse and the civil official sits in a sedan chair, and Master Guan is a military general, why do you still sit in a sedan chair?" ”

Xu Laosan made a straight face and said Lord Niu, this is a bad word, Emperor Guansheng, do you understand? Now Emperor Guan Sheng is an emperor, and he is no longer a military general, riding a horse or sitting in a sedan chair, in fact, you can judge it!

Niu Tou was frightened by Xu Laosan at that time, for fear that Master Guan would be angry, so he hurriedly said that the small one was wrong, and the small one was wrong.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Ma Mian said to Xu Laosan: "Dao Chief, what is Emperor Guan Sheng's trip to do, can you reveal a thing or two?" ”

"The ghost sent Zhang Lin, it was Emperor Guan Sheng as a guarantor, so he came to the underworld to take office, Emperor Guan Shengjun was afraid that Zhang Lin would not work well, so he wanted to come to the underworld and ask Lord Yan, how is Zhang Lin's work, and I have a number in my heart."

Ma Mian is a shrewd person, and when he heard this, he hurriedly exaggerated that Lin did a good job and received continuous awards.

In fact, what Ma Mian must have thought in his heart was that Master Guan was for his own people, and the official was coming, and the female ghost was poor, and he was going to be promoted again.

So this sensitive topic, Ma Mian did not continue, but referred to a few of us.

"These palanquin drivers don't look mortal, what are their origins?" Ma Mian asked.

"I don't have to introduce this one with a big knife, right?" Xu Laosan said.

Zhou Gai straightened his chest and abdomen at that time, and snorted vigorously.

"This must be General Zhou Cangzhou, who is holding the knife, I recognize it, Dao Chief, you can just introduce the others." Ma Mian said politely.

Xu Laosan smiled, and then began to introduce a few of us.