911 Prepare to negotiate
When Zihuan Chenghuang was annoyed, Xu Laosan sprinkled salt on his wound again.
"You have a small brain, of course you can't think of it, what kind of bullshit to conquer the general of the captivity, in my eyes, it is most appropriate to remove that captive, you are a broken general!"
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he laughed again.
"Dao Chief, you can't watch my jokes, you can't catch Hu Jingtian, and Zhang Guancha can't get out of it."
Xu Laosan lit a cigarette, glanced at Zihuan Chenghuang, and said that you are the broken general, you can't catch Hu Jingtian, and you will bear the brunt of your guilt, my daughter is just a nominal deputy of yours, this matter, it doesn't matter where she hurts.
Zihuan Chenghuang sighed and said:
"Dao Chief, do you know something, I have already made a military order with the underworld, within half a month, Hu Jingtian will be brought to justice and arrested and brought to justice, the documents made by the little judge, on the military order, not only I pressed my handprint, Zhang Guancha and Zheng Guancha, both of them also pressed, Hu Jingtian cannot be caught when it expires, and we will all be dismissed and investigated."
When Xu Laosan heard this, he threw away the cigarette in his hand and grabbed Zihuan Chenghuang's neck.
"Little Chenghuang, your brain is in water, you make trouble yourself, and you have to drag my daughter into the water, I will strangle you believe it or not!"
I saw that Xu Laosan pinched the Zihuan Chenghuang, and he was almost out of breath, so he hurriedly went up and broke his hand away.
Seeing that he hadn't lost his breath yet, I lit him another cigarette and persuaded him: "Third grandfather, if you have something to say, we can't do it." ”
Xu Laosan said angrily: "I finally helped your little aunt to the position of the city-level ghost, but this guy has a bad brain, and took the initiative to take over this matter, if it affects your little aunt, the ghost position is lost, and she will become a wild ghost again!" You think I can't be angry! ”
When Xu Laosan said this, I also felt a little wrong.
I think that the little judge took the initiative to help me solve Zheng Poyu's matter before, and it was for this military order that he laid the foreshadowing.
This little judge is really not a thing, after digging a pit, he is waiting to bury people.
It must have been him who made Zihuan Chenghuang fooled, think about it, with Zhang Lin's temperament, the half-hung Chenghuang has signed, she is so strong, she will definitely sign it.
Not to mention Zheng Poyu, when the new official took office, Zihuan Chenghuang and Zhang Lin both signed, he knew that it was a big pit, and he had to jump into it, so he had to sign it.
Thinking of this, I said Third Grandpa, this matter can be done, Hu Jingtian can be caught, but we can't suffer a dumb loss, we have to get the conditions.
What conditions did Xu Laosan say?
"The little judge must be asked to get a document, a document signed and sealed by Lord Yama, that is, once Hu Jingtian is caught, this is a great achievement, and all the water ghosts on Peacock Island must be turned into Yin soldiers of the underworld, and they can continue to be stationed on Peacock Island, so that it can be done."
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan didn't have much interest at all.
"I said Huangshan, those water ghosts are all your people, and it is beneficial to you to turn positive, what does it have to do with your little aunt!" After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he also took a puff of cigarette at me, expressing his disdain.
"Third grandfather, do you think I want to gamble with my little aunt and fight for my own interests? You're wrong, as long as the water ghosts can be clearly identified as Yin soldiers, then I can swear that from now on, those more than 1,000 water ghosts can be placed under the command of the little aunt, and she will have full command, and I promise that I will not point fingers. ”
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan's eyes suddenly lit up.
"That's a great deal! As long as my daughter has a genuine Yin soldier composed of thousands of water ghosts, the title of a city-level ghost will definitely not work, there will be benefits if you have military power, when the time comes, it will not be a piece of cake for her to get a little judge, Zhong Kui, a big judge, will have three thousand Yin soldiers on hand! ”
Zihuan Chenghuang saw that Xu Laosan began to loosen his mouth, and knew that his chance to get out of the predicament had come.
"Dao Chief, congratulations, when you are old, you will be the judge of her father, no matter where you go in the country, the ghosts there will not be regarded as ancestors!" Zihuan Chenghuang said.
I saw that the more Xu Laosan listened, the happier he became, and he hurriedly added another fire.
"Third grandfather, aren't you looking for Yuan Feifei, if the little aunt becomes a judge, then the ghosts and city gods all over the country will definitely help you find Yuan Feifei, it's better than you taking a big army, driving a car, and looking for strength aimlessly, when the time comes, you will not only be the judge's father, but also a beautiful woman, this business, we will not lose money!"
Xu Laosan was praised and praised by me and Zihuan Chenghuang, and finally made up his mind.
"Grandma's, this time the Dao Ye personally went out and went down to the underworld to talk to the little judge about the conditions, I can't let this dog thing look down on the characters who went out of our Guandi Temple! I want to play tricks on my daughter, but there is no door! I want to figure it out first! ”
Xu Laosan's method has always thought of the evening.
He didn't say what the solution was, so I asked me to call the old turtle spirit first.
I dialed the phone, and the old turtle had just answered, and before I could speak, Xu Laosan snatched the phone.
"Old Wangba, where is it...... Stop talking nonsense, go back to Guandi Temple now...... I can't be in such a hurry if there's no hurry! Hurry up, it's too late, and the Guandi Temple will be set on fire! ”
When Xu Laosan said this, he hung up the phone.
"Xiao Chenghuang, you are here to take care of the house, I will take Lao Wang Ba and Huangshan to take a trip to the underworld, by the way, Huangshan, you drive Zhou Gai to pick me up, go now, even if he is sleeping with a small bottle, you have to pull him out of the bed!"
I don't know what Xu Laosan is going to do, but seeing that he is very energetic, I still went to call Zhou Gai.
When I arrived at the Internet café, Zhou Gai was making out with a small bottle at the bar, you feed me a bite of ice cream, and I feed you a roast leg of lamb.
I said at the time, Zhou Gai, the Taoist chief called you, let you go over immediately.
Last time, Zhou Gai ran with Xu Laosan, took the gold ingots and handed them to Bao Xiaovial, who thought that Xu Laosan had another way to make money, so let Zhou Gai go over and get a piece of the pie.
So although Zhou Gai was reluctant, he was very supportive of the small bottle, saying hurry up, don't let the road wait for a long time.
I took Zhou Gai back to Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan was in the courtyard, dressed up Zhou Gai, his hair stood on end, and then on his face, he glued a lot of beards.
Xu Laosan was busy with work, turned his head to see that I was still there, and said don't look at you, kid, go, pick up Lao Bai and Xu Da stunned, and say that I have a big business here, and I can't do it if I don't come.
So I ran again and picked up Xu Da stunned and Lao Bai.
Xu Da was stunned in the hotel, and as soon as I said that Xu Laosan was looking for him, he rushed out with his clothes on.
And Lao Bai and Lao Turtle Jing both drank a lot of wine and helped each other to walk on the street, and I asked Xu Da to be stunned and called them into the car again.
After coming to Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan had already painted Zhou Gai's makeup.
There is no difference with Zhou Cang next to Master Guan.
Xu Laosan threw a few clothes and gave me and Lao Bai and Xu Da Da stunned, saying that you guys hurry up and put them on, and we will go to the underworld later.
Lao Bai, as the descendant of Qin Tianjian, is not afraid of the underworld, Xu Da was stunned, and said Chang, I heard you right? Go to the underworld? I'm a big living person, I went there, and I can come back!
"Your master Dou Yiscoop, how can there be such a nest apprentice as you, I said to go to the underworld, but I didn't let you die, we can come back if you go, you are afraid of a fart!"
After Xu Laosan finished scolding, he touched his mobile phone again.
"Little Wu, can you kid hurry up, I'm waiting for you!"
It turned out that Xu Laosan also called Sima Xiaowu.
Xu Da was stunned and wanted to say something, so I whispered to him: "Uncle Da Da, I know that you want to go shopping with your grandson, don't worry, you can come back if you go, and you can still accumulate yin virtue, and you won't delay you holding your grandson." ”
Hearing me say this, Xu Da was stunned and didn't say anything anymore.
At this time, Sima Xiaowu also arrived, and Xu Laosan also gave him a set of clothes.
I, Sima Xiaowu, Lao Bai, and Xu Da were stunned, the four of us looked at the good clothes, and we were wearing the clothes of the ancient sedan chair man!
Although the material of the clothes is very good and the colors are bright, it is obviously the uniform of the sedan chair driver!
The old turtle spirit also said at the time, Dao Chief, they all have clothes, what about mine?
Xu Laosan said that you are a hunchback, how can I have clothes suitable for you, you just need to wear this now!
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he changed into the previous robe, and put on the treasured Taoist robe, and even the Taoist crown was neatly worn.
Boss Xu took everyone to the door of a side hall in the backyard.
The location of this side hall is in the corner, Xu Laosan usually doesn't let people approach, and he waits for no one to enter the Guandi Temple every time.
Xu Laosan knelt at the door, with words in his mouth, and he didn't know what he said, and he kowtowed many times inside, and the Dao crown was knocked off.
When I helped him pick up the Dao crown, Xu Laosan looked back and said What are you all doing in a daze, kowtow!
So everyone knelt behind him, and under his leadership, they kowtowed to the door of the side hall.
When the door of the side hall was slowly opened, Xu Laosan said that it was okay, get up, remember, the expression should be serious, the action should be respectful, and from the heart, maintain respect for Master Guan!
I said in my heart that this is to welcome Master Guan?