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Seeing that I was leaving, Sister Mi didn't agree to anything, raised her arm, and hooked my neck.

"Huangshan, why don't you go home, stay and sleep with your sister in your arms, just hug me, I promise not to harass you, let's do nothing, okay?" After Sister Mi finished speaking, she also blew on my neck.

She blew my skin a little itchy, and I quickly rubbed it.

I gently pushed Sister Mi away and said, "Forget it, even if you are sure that you can bear it, I may not be able to bear it, don't forget, I am still a child, eldest sister, you can spare me." ”

"Sister, this old cow, likes to eat little tender grass like you."

Sister Mi said this in her mouth, but she still stepped aside and gave me the way, she was also afraid that if she went too far, she would annoy me, and it would be troublesome to ignore her in the future.

Before leaving, Sister Mi said that she had been sick for a long time and became a doctor, so I asked her if I had any questions.

As soon as she said this, I thought of the fact that the iceberg beauty fell into a coma after smelling the eel oil, so I asked her if she knew what the effect of eel oil was.

"I've really seen this in a home remedy, the general eel, whether it is cooking or medicine, can replenish qi and nourish blood, there is no need to refine oil at all, there is only one kind of eel that needs to be refined......"

Sister Mi said this, don't say it.

I hurriedly asked what kind of eel can be used to refine eel oil.

Sister Mi pointed to her cheeks, closed her eyes, and said If you kiss me, I will tell you.

I said that you are not sick on your face, are you not afraid that your teeth will touch your face when I kiss you?

Hearing me say this, Sister Mi opened her eyes and said of course I'm afraid, forget it, I don't want you to kiss me in the future, poor little Huangshan, if you find a girlfriend in the future, connecting kisses has become a problem.

That's what I'm worried about.

I said in my heart that if I didn't still want to eat, I pulled out all my teeth, sighed and said to Sister Mi: "Don't mention these things, tell me about eel oil quickly." ”

Sister Mi didn't think I was very happy, so she stopped selling Guan Zi and told me directly.

It turns out that if you want to refine eel oil, you can only use one kind of eel, that is, the eel in the grave, in the past, the body was not cremated and buried, there is a saying that there must be a big eel in the big tomb.

The so-called grave eel is an eel that grows up in a grave and eats dead corpses.

The eel is a creature that the ancients called the descendants of dragons.

It is generally believed that the yang energy of the eel is very heavy, but the grave eel is an exception, because it eats dead corpses, so the grave eel has accumulated a lot of corpse qi in the body.

Therefore, the eel oil refined with the tomb eel not only can not replenish qi and nourish the blood, but has the effect of breaking the gong, even if it is a Taoist priest who has cultivated all his life, accidentally eats the eel oil, at least he will not be able to draw a talisman for a year.

There are such big side effects on Taoist monks who have practice, not to mention spirits, as long as you smell a little eel oil, although you can't break the gong for a year and a half, it's no problem to faint on the spot.

Sister Mi said this, and finally reminded me.

"Huangshan, eel oil is not like lard, the smell of oil flowers is still big, but the taste of kerosene, if someone gives you something to drink in the future, you smell kerosene, don't drink it."

No wonder the oil lamp Yuan Lao Er gave me that day, the lamp oil in it was kerosene.

Sister Mi has seen a lot of home remedies, and she has learned a lot, she has made me gain a lot of knowledge, and her image in my eyes is a little more intellectual.

Sister Mi stood there quietly, exuding the smell of intellectuality.

This smell is more lethal than coquettish, I suddenly thought of the big head in my house, making my bed squeak, I said in my heart that I can't stay for a long time, otherwise I may fall Sister Mi.

I hurried downstairs under the pretext that I was hungry.

The guys downstairs who came for Sister Mi saw me coming down, and they drooled with envy one by one, saying that I had changed my clothes, and what happened upstairs, so I don't need to talk about it.

I didn't explain, I got out of the Internet café, saw that it was already dark, and went to the tavern.

The signboard of the tavern has been replaced with the word "big stunned restaurant", as soon as I entered, I saw the big head mother, serving food and collecting money, busy feet do not touch the ground.

"Auntie, do you want me to help?" I shouted.

Xu Da was stunned that he finally had a fixed store, and the business was good, and the eldest mother was very happy, and when she saw me, she beckoned me to sit down, with a smile on her face, and asked me what I wanted to eat.

Hearing my voice, Xu Da ran out with a big spoon and said that Huangshan is our family's great benefactor, he doesn't want to order, what do I do for him.

I said, uncle, don't be polite, just a meat and a vegetable, just a little spicy.

Xu Da stunned fried two dishes for me, I had to pay after I ate it, but the big head mother resolutely refused to accept it, I went to the back kitchen again, and asked Xu Da stunned for a piece of barbecue.

Xu Da was stunned and directly took me a leg of mutton, and I said that you didn't make money for this leg of mutton in a day.

"Huangshan, you underestimate the profit of the restaurant, if you can't earn a leg of mutton a day, what am I busy with, hurry up and take it away, and come to eat every day in the future."

Seeing that Xu Da was stunned and his family were too busy, I didn't say much, and left with a leg of mutton.

I take the leg of mutton because I'm afraid I won't find the mountain spirit, but if I roast the leg of lamb on the mountain, I'm not afraid that the greedy mountain spirit won't come out.

I bought two more bottles of mineral water, a bottle of Erguotou, and sneaked up the mountain.

I went to the grave on the mountainside first, and shouted for a long time to the Caiyun girl, but the iceberg beauty did not show up.

I knew that she was still angry with me now, and I was afraid that she would see that I had treated Sister Mi again, so I didn't call her again.

The mountain spirit did not appear, so I went to the place where it often roasted meat, set up the leg of mutton, smeared it with the condiments that Xu Da was stunned to give me, and picked up dry wood to light a fire and roasted the leg of mutton.

Sure enough, halfway through the roast, the mountain spirit jumped off the tree.

After last night's incident, the mountain spirit and I had no life, jumped in front of me, opened his mouth to call Dad, and then stared at the leg of mutton with stunned eyes, and his mouth drooled.

I patted the mountain spirit on the head and said that my son is good, and when the meat is roasted, Dad will give it to you.

The more the leg of mutton was roasted, the more fragrant it became, and the mountain spirit couldn't wait, so I had to take the leg of mutton off and give it to eat, and tricked it into drinking up the bottle of Erguotou.

I originally thought that the mountain spirit could only drink the ecstasy soup prepared by the nuns to get drunk, but I didn't expect a bottle of two pots, and this little guy would be drunk after drinking.

As long as the relationship is wine, this guy will get drunk when he drinks it.

Seeing that the mountain spirit was full of wine and food, and slept in the palm of my hand, I mixed the medicinal materials that Sister Mi gave me, mixed a little mineral water to make medicinal mud, and applied it to the mountain spirit.

After a while, I rubbed the mud off, but I didn't get a single hair off the mountain spirit.

Now I have no bottom in my heart, how can this be, I recalled the situation last night, and suddenly remembered, the mountain spirit came out of the pot and fell into the ashes again.

I quickly pinched a few handfuls of ash from the fire, mixed it into the medicinal mud, and then applied it all to the mountain spirit, painting him like an egg.

After a while, when I rubbed the medicine mud, the long hair on the mountain spirit fell with the medicine mud.

Don't look at this little guy's black face, but his body is very white, and he is as cute as a doll.

I washed it with mineral water again, then tore off a corner of my garment and made an apron for it.

Wrapping my apron around the mountain elf, I woke it up with a flick on its head.

I took out the small mirror from Sister Mi's house and asked the mountain spirit to look in the mirror.

The mountain spirit suddenly saw his hairless self in the mirror, and excitedly began to call his father again.

Looks like it likes it the way it is, too.

"Good son, I don't know if you will be dissipated after you go down the mountain, but it's okay, when I reach the age of eighteen, I can take you down the mountain, and then find a way to make your little face white, and then you will have a lot of fun."

The mountain spirit seemed to understand my words, stood up from my hand, climbed up to his shoulder along his arm, and came to a golden rooster like Sun Wukong, and looked down the mountain with his little hands on the pergola.

I followed its gaze, and due to the stimulation of the new school, the neon lights of the shops in the old street are still on, and the lights are bright and colorful, which looks much more prosperous than before.

It seems that this little mountain spirit also yearns for life under the mountain.

I used my fingers again to measure the mountain spirit's figure, and planned to go down the mountain to make two clothes for it.

The mountain spirit was excited, and I was more excited than it.

In the future, with this little guy with speed and strength, if I encounter a snake or skeleton that has become a spirit, I don't need to open my mouth to bite, this little guy can help me deal with it.

A new journey in life is about to begin.