033 Big slap
When the mountain spirit came down from my shoulder, I patted it on the head and said to it, "Good son, do you know where the iceberg beauty lives?"
The mountain spirit looked at me stunned, as if he didn't understand what I meant.
I learned from it to call my mother, and told it that the iceberg beauty I was talking about was the beautiful mother it had called before.
The mountain spirit looked around, looked up at the hill again, and shook his head at me.
"Well, you are much more familiar with the mountain of Running Tiger Ridge than me, you have been going around a lot in the past two days, and I will find out where she lives, and I will take you to play with her then."
The mountain spirit bared his teeth, indicating that he did not dare to play with the tigress who killed people without blinking.
I coaxed the old man for a long time before the mountain spirit nodded, and jumped up to find the residence of the iceberg beauty.
It was just midnight, and I came to the abandoned hut last night, rummaging through the broken ruins, trying to see if Yuan Lao Er and the nun were burned.
I finally found them, but they were not burned to ashes as I imagined, but they were burned and shrunk a lot, and their skin and flesh were charred, like two pieces of charcoal.
Fortunately, Xu Daochang spoke, and the people under the mountain knew that the mountain was not very peaceful, and they didn't dare to go up the mountain, so no one found the two bodies at all.
In order to destroy the corpses, I dragged the two corpses to the grave pile on the mountainside.
I found a small rusty shovel in the grass nearby.
I guess it was dropped by the people who went up the mountain to dig wild vegetables, so I found an old collapsed grave and dug it with a shovel.
I threw the nun's body into the grave first, but I didn't expect her to burn so badly that she fell into the pit and her body scattered and shattered into bone slag.
And Yuan Laoer's body was relatively strong, and it didn't fall apart.
Looking at Yuan Lao Er, who had shrunk to one-third of his original size because of the fire, I couldn't help but feel a little depressed, I didn't even ask about the origin of him and the nun, and I didn't know which sect they were in the rivers and lakes.
The small shovel was so small that it was very difficult to shovel the soil, and I had to cover the grave with old soil as a camouflage, so I was tired and had a sore back.
After all this, it is almost dawn.
When the sun appeared, the ghouls and spirits had to hide, even the mountain spirits, so I didn't wait to say hello to the little guy and went down the mountain before dawn.
After returning home and just being lost for a while, the big head came on time with Xiaotong again.
"Big head, you have a restaurant at home, why don't you go to help, you are not afraid of exhausting your father and mother to death." I couldn't help but criticize the big heads.
"It was my dad who didn't let me go, and he said that as long as I didn't throw away the student's hat, my task was to study hard, so he insisted that I get involved in the family's business, and I couldn't even help."
I said to myself, you should study hard.
I said to Xiaotong again, sister, you come out with the big head every day, doesn't your mother suspect it at all?
"Brother Huangshan, we are going to build a school in Laojie, and the construction has begun, my mother has been busy uniting several hotel owners in the past two days, and wants to contract a little earthwork project, how can I have the time to take care of me."
After Xiaotong finished speaking, he took the arm of the big head and the two of them came to see me together.
I was furious by the two of them, and knew that they wanted to get rid of my light bulb, so I stomped my foot and said, "Well, in that case, then you two have a good talk, and I'm leaving." ”
Xu Da's restaurant was closed in the morning, so I went to the breakfast shop to have breakfast, and then walked around the old street, thinking about which tailor could make the little clothes worn by the mountain spirits.
As a result, I was walking and ran into the most famous gangster in the neighborhood, the nickname Gu Dan.
Gu Dan is twenty-five or sixteen years old, and he is especially capable of fighting.
The small place of Laojie couldn't hold him, so since two years ago, he went to the county town to mess with a big boss.
I heard someone greet Gu Dan and say why Brother Dan came back.
Gu Dan told people that his boss had contracted the project of digging the foundation of the new school, and knew that he was a native of Laojie, so he sent him over to take full charge of the project.
Then Gu Dan began to brag, saying that in the county seat, there is fragrant and spicy food, and there are Niu Bubbles, and returning to the old street is like returning to the primitive society, there is nothing fun.
Originally, they talked about them, and they didn't have anything to do with me, but when I passed by, Gu Dan waved when he saw me, and said Huangshan, you kid come over to Lao Tzu.
Don't look at this kid in the old street, but because he was playing me on the street, he was kicked into the big basin of the fish stall by his grandfather, and he didn't dare to do anything, so I wasn't afraid of him at all.
What's more, I'm not the same kid I used to be, even if I'm tired in the middle of the night on the mountain, I'm sure I'll break three of his ribs with one punch.
But I'm going to see what this guy is trying to do when he calls me over.
"Huangshan, I heard that you and Xiaomi have been quite close recently, I can warn you, sooner or later she will be Lao Tzu's person, you better stay away from her."
I thought it was something, but it turned out to be this.
I've heard people say before that Gu Dan knew that Xiaomi's family was rich, and he had long wanted to marry Xiaomi, so that he could get Xiaomi's father's property at that time.
I look down on this kind of thing that is fierce on the surface and looks forward to eating soft rice in my heart.
So I didn't say a word, but raised my head and pointed my nostrils to the sky to show my disdain for him.
Today, there are people coming and going in the old street, and Gu Dan saw that there were many people around him to watch the excitement, and he felt a little embarrassed.
Gu Dan looked like a tiger's back, relying on his strength to be stronger than me, so he pushed me, and said viciously: "You kid, don't think that with the support of Old Man Huang, I won't dare to do anything to you." ”
"Gu Dan, you said that Xiaomi will be your person sooner or later? Phew, as long as the master is willing, she doesn't have to be sooner or later, she will be the master's person at any time, and warn me, which onion are you. "I didn't give him any face.
Someone coaxed in the crowd, saying that Huangshan was right, and Xiaomi is now in love with Huangshan.
Gu Dan has been in the county for a long time, and he really thinks of himself as the big brother of the Black Society, angry that I don't give him face, and angry that Xiaomi gives me face, he is annoyed and angry, raised his fist to my face, and smashed it hard.
The thief who provoked me in the old street last time was cursed to death by me, and even Yuan Lao Er and the nun, these two mysterious Jianghu people, who had ecstasy soup and wine lice, were all buried in the grave by me.
Recently, this mountain is up and down, I can't go through the mountain, when I am in the limelight, you are a bullshit bastard, you eat the bear's heart and leopard gall, and you dare to come to pick the tiger's whiskers.
Master is not used to your stinky problem!
Before Gu Dan's fist hit me, I slapped him in the face, and the kid flew out sideways, swelling half of his face, not to mention, and opening his mouth to spit out two back molars.
After Gu Dan got up, he looked at me and the people around him, he didn't believe that he was slapped by me at all, and even the onlookers rubbed their eyes, thinking that they had seen it wrong.
Gu Dan wanted to do something with me, but a middle-aged man in a suit shouted Mr. Gu outside the crowd.
The middle-aged man has a beer belly and an extraordinary bearing, and he is definitely not from the neighborhood.
Gu Dan turned his head and saw the middle-aged man, and immediately nodded and said, "It turned out to be Principal Zhao, hehe, my eldest brother asked me to come to you to discuss the project." ”
Gu Dan said this, I knew that this Principal Zhao was the person who built the new school.
Principal Zhao smiled at me, and I smiled at him.
I don't know which nerve Principal Zhao took wrong, so he came over and whispered to me, "Young man, when the school is built, I will ask you to be a teacher." ”
After Principal Zhao finished speaking, he didn't wait for me to reply, turned his head and held his big belly, and walked to the construction site.
Gu Dan put down the official sentence of "you wait", followed behind Principal Zhao, and walked away.
One slap made Gu Dan fan away, in everyone's opinion, I am simply a fairy possessed.
I used to be beaten in public by thieves on the street, and it always made me feel ashamed.
This time it can be regarded as recovering all the lost face.
Originally, in order to avoid suspicion, I didn't plan to go to Sister Mi's Internet café, but when Gu Dan said this in public, I rebelled and went directly to the Internet café to find Sister Mi.
There are a lot of people surfing the Internet today, and Sister Mi is busy, waving to me and letting me go upstairs by myself.
I drove upstairs, took a shower, and fell asleep on the sofa in the living room.
When I woke up, Sister Mi asked me if I had beaten Gu Dan.
I said I did.
Sister Mi said that although Gu Dan should be beaten, his grandmother is a goddess and will definitely take revenge on you.