If Xu Laosan saw the footprints on my buttocks, it would be troublesome if Zhang Lin kicked it, and when Xu Laosan turned his head, Zhang Lin was frightened and hid aside and didn't know what to do.

At the last moment, it was still the old turtle who had a point, and he came up with a big foot, kicked hard on my ass, and used his big footprints to cover the small footprints kicked out by Zhang Lin.

I was also kicked by this kick and hit the wall skin that Xu Laosan had just plastered.

After the crisis, Zhang Lin had no worries, covered her mouth and snickered.

The old turtle spirit looked at my embarrassed appearance full of cement, and laughed there.

Xu Laosan threw the tools at hand into the old turtle spirit, pointed to the wall skin that was damaged by me, and said Lao Wangba, if you don't wipe it out for me, see how I beat you today!

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I immediately turned my head and ran, saying Third Grandpa, I'm going to wash my face.

The old turtle spirit complained bitterly behind his back, was supervised by Xu Laosan, and began to work.

I ran out of the backyard, Zhang Lin quickly followed, and she also helped me pat the footprints on my buttocks, saying nephew, Lao Wang didn't kick you just now.

I said that people are trying to help you cover up, even if it hurts, I don't blame her, but your actions just now are very dangerous, so I want to punish you severely!

"Punish me? How are you going to punish it? Zhang Lin said with a smile.

How can I punish her in broad daylight, I can only punish her for fetching water to wash my hair and face.

After I washed it and the wall skin in the backyard was also plastered, Xu Laosan came over with a basket on his back and brought the old turtle essence, saying that he was going to Qinglong Mountain to collect medicine.

The old turtle didn't want to go, but he was still taken away by Xu Laosan, and Xu Laosan confessed before leaving, saying that girl, if you are sleepy, remember to lock the door when you take a nap, remember to lock the door with a spell, and be careful that this kid sneaks in.

I said at the time, Third Grandpa, you see I'm that kind of person!

"Hmph, I think you're like that! The thief's heart is not dead, and he has to guard against it! Xu Laosan said.

Zhang Lin made a good girl and said Dad, don't worry, I will definitely take precautions.

Zhang Lin said seriously, but as soon as Xu Laosan left, I rushed into her room, not to mention locking the door, she didn't even close it!

Zhang Lin still rejected me with a red face, saying what are you doing here.

I took out the golden plum book from her bedside, and said no, I just want to study this book with you, it is said that there is a lot of knowledge in it.

When I took out the book, Zhang Lin blushed, and when I pounced, she didn't resist.

I haven't had a girl around me before, and no one has been with me during this time, I've long been suffocated, and it's just an appetizer at night, and this time I plan to release it to the fullest.

Now that there is no one in the Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan goes back and forth from Qinglong Mountain, even if he drives, it will be dark to come back, after all, the herbs are not so easy to dig, because the snow on the mountain has not yet melted.

Zhang Lin let me toss and turn, until I turned through a dozen pages of illustrations and tried them all according to the illustrations, and finally had enough.

Lying on the bed with Zhang Lin in my arms, I was satisfied.

However, Zhang Lin's mood suddenly became not very good.

"Huang Shan, you put on your clothes and leave my bed now, in the future, we can't do this, my behavior of eating tender grass like an old cow will be punished by God!" Zhang Lin said seriously.

I looked at her little face, she was younger than me, and she said that she was an old cow and ate my tender grass.

Isn't it just the nominal seniority, one level higher than me!

I said at the time, we both broke through the boundaries, and we have already committed all the precepts that should be committed, and you regret it now, isn't it a little too late?

Zhang Lin nodded seriously and said I am serious, Huangshan, you go away, you can't let my dad see it, he is so good to me, but I didn't listen to him, I made a big mistake, I feel so sorry for him, Huangshan, you go, you go......

I never thought that there would be a woman, who was a demon before and a Buddha afterwards.

I was afraid that Zhang Lin would lose control of her emotions, so she immediately got out of bed, dressed and left.

I was afraid that Zhang Lin wouldn't be able to think about it, and I didn't dare to go far, so I always stood at the door not far away and smoked, and then I heard her steady breathing and knew that she was asleep, so I felt a little more at ease.

Zhang Lin may have been tossed by me, and he slept until the night, and he didn't wake up when Xu Laosan came back.

Xu Laosan and the old turtle spirit walked with the basket on their backs, and when they came back, the basket was empty.

I'll just say the third grandfather, didn't dig up the herbs?

"Don't mention it, I haven't seen a single herb I wanted, it's really hell!" Xu Laosan hung his head dejectedly, took out a cigarette from my pocket, and lit it himself.

"What the hell is wrong, it must have been done by the dragon girl in Tsing Yi, last time we disturbed her purity, this time she knew about going up the mountain, she definitely won't let us dig up the herbs, hum, according to me, we should let Huangshan and Zhang Lin have a yin and yang intercourse, and then conjure up the real body, from the middle of the lake, catch the dragon girl in Tsing Yi out, let us get angry!"

The old turtle said, and took out a cigarette from my pocket.

Xu Laosan snorted and said Lao Wangba, if you dare to mention Zhang Lin in Huangshan again, believe it or not, I will directly put you in the cauldron and stew Lao Wang Ba alive!

Xu Laosan said, looked at Zhang Lin's door, and immediately sighed.

He found the pile of cigarette butts I smoked.

"Good boy, you are really a thief, your little aunt is sleeping inside, and you are peeping outside the door! It's not that pile of cigarette butts, I didn't know you did this good thing! ”

Xu Laosan said, grabbed my neck, and pressed me to the ground.

The old guy was so ruthless that he even burned my neck with his cigarette butt, and at that time, due to the sudden pain, I couldn't help but show my true body.

Seeing that I was covered in golden scale armor, Xu Laosan was stupid at that time.

Xu Laosan let go of me, then grabbed a handful of snow in the corner of the wall, formed a snowball, and said stinky boy, spit on the snowball and take a look.

The old turtle spirit stood aside, squeezing his eyebrows and making eyes, looking lively.

Xu Laosan handed the snowball in front of me again, but I had no choice but to blow on it.

A mouthful of thunder spewed out, if Xu Laosan hadn't dodged quickly, he would have been burned by the thunder fire.

Xu Laosan gritted his teeth and said, don't spit thunder fire, it's just an ordinary exhalation, hurry up!

I had no choice but to do what he said.

Looking at the snow-white snowball, Xu Laosan stomped his foot, threw the snowball in my face, and then began to slam the door frantically.

What Xu Laosan smashed was Zhang Lin's door.

He must have seen that my scale armor had turned golden, and the breath he spit out had lost his corpse qi, and he concluded that Zhang Lin and I had become yin and yang.

The old turtle came over with a smile and patted my waist - now I showed my real body, so tall that he couldn't pat my shoulder if he wanted to, so he could only pat my waist.

"Brother, as soon as Zhang Lin opens the door, you will be miserable, I advise you to leave as soon as possible, otherwise, you can still commit the next offense, and you will not succeed in beating your third grandfather!"

I didn't leave because I didn't want to run away by myself and throw Zhang Lin to Xu Laosan alone.

"Dad, is it you, what are you doing slamming the door, I haven't woken up yet." Zhang Lin was in the room, talking lazily.

"Hurry up and open the door, I'll ask you something!" Xu Laosan suppressed his anger and said.

"Then you wait, I'll get dressed." Zhang Lin said.

At this time, I had already stepped forward to explain to Xu Laosan: "Third grandfather, the cigarette butt at the door is because my little aunt is asleep, and I was afraid that a foreign enemy would come, so I guarded her door to protect her." ”

Xu Laosan snorted, what do you say about foreign enemies, she is usually kind to others, no one has offended, besides, I haven't seen you kid guarding her door before, how can you be a good person who silently dedicates herself this time!

I was also anxious at the time, and I was speechless when asked by Xu Laosan.

Or the old turtle is smart, and immediately said: "Third master, the big fairy is kind to people, but she is not good to ghosts, people in Huangshan are afraid of evil ghosts, taking advantage of today's cloudy sky and no sun, come to attack Zhang Lin, right?" ”

I wiped my sweat and nodded again and again, saying that what Brother Turtle said was true, and what Brother Turtle said was true.

"It's a fart! I Guan Di Temple is guarded by the master, which evil ghost dares to come in during the day! Xu Laosan didn't believe it at all.

This time I don't need to be reminded by the old turtle spirit, I know how to answer, I just said the third grandfather, it's not that I'm stupid, I didn't expect it, alas, the third grandfather, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have smoked in front of my little aunt's door, let the smoke drift into the crack in the door, let her smoke smoke my second-hand smoke, third grandfather, don't be angry, I'll rub your old man's shoulders and beat his back when I turn around......

Xu Laosan kicked me in the leg.

If I hadn't conjured up my real body, he would have kicked me twice.

Xu Laosan's strength is not small, which shows how angry he is now.

But my real body was as stable as Tarzan, and I bounced him out and sat down in the snow.

The old turtle spirit hurriedly ran over, helped Xu Laosan up, and said Third Master, look at you, why bother.

At this moment, Zhang Lin came out!