870 Hide from Xu Laosan

If I hadn't heard the sound of the gate and knew that Xu Laosan was back, Zhang Lin and I would definitely continue to flirt.

Hearing Xu Laosan's cough, Zhang Lin was so frightened that he rushed into the room.

I'm not afraid, even if he knows, I'm not afraid, the old turtle spirit is on my side, in addition, I also have grandpa's backing, grandpa has always thought, I took Zhang Lin away.

So I swaggered to the East Cross Courtyard, and smoked a fritter from Xu Laosan's hand.

Xu Laosan took the fritters and chopsticks, and the old turtle Jing also served the porridge on the table, I sat on the edge of the table without changing my face, Xu Laosan kicked me, and said What about your little aunt, why haven't you come to eat yet, and don't call her.

I agreed, grabbed the fritters in my hand, and went to the West Cross Courtyard while eating.

Zhang Lin sat in front of the dresser, saw me coming, turned around and asked me, saying what to do, my face was still so red.

I just said that you didn't think of a way to cover it up just now, you look at me, pretend to be nothing, my third grandfather can't see it at all, you just need to be psychologically stable, don't panic, I promise he won't suspect you.

Zhang Lin still didn't dare to go over.

I'll just say that the more you are like this, the more suspicious the third grandfather will be, if you listen to me, it's right, I'll go first, and you should hurry up.

Zhang Lin said you wait, I'll go with you.

I'll just say goodbye, we didn't go together before, this time we went together, I talked and laughed again, and then you were as shy as a flower, the third grandfather could see it at a glance, in fact, I wasn't afraid that he would see it, I was afraid that you would be afraid.

Zhang Lin said Okay, you go first, when it's time to eat, you are not allowed to do anything to me, if you dare, my father will see it, I will turn my face with you Believe it or not.

I said I believe it, how could I not believe it, Zhang Da Fairy's kung fu of throwing iron chains.

Zhang Lin was angry and wanted to kick me, so I said look at it, you are obviously flirting, and you are afraid that I will do something to you!

After I finished speaking, I ran away, and when I returned to the East Cross Courtyard, Xu Laosan said, why did you kid go for so long, did you bully your little aunt again.

I hurriedly said no, I just went to the bathroom and peed.

Xu Laosan looked at the little fritters left in my hand and said that you kid liar, you take the fritters to pee?

The old turtle smiled and said that this is not simple, Huang Shan put the fritters in his mouth, so that he can free his hands, not to mention peeing, and play a ......

Xu Laosan slapped the old turtle on the shoulder, and said What about eating, you old Wang Ba, can you not talk about such a disgusting topic, what to fight!

The old turtle smiled, turned his head and said to me: "Huangshan, do you see, what is it to fight that, in the eyes of the Taoist chief, it is a serious crime, if you do something else, wait for the Taoist to castrate you." ”

I asked Xu Laosan, the third grandfather, really.

Xu Laosan nodded and said for sure, I have a knife here, sharpened brightly, and I haven't used it yet.

I clamped my legs tightly.

It seems that before grandpa came, no matter what, I couldn't be discovered by Xu Laosan, I couldn't count on the secret between me and Zhang Lin, I can't count on the old turtle spirit, this old Wang Ba, he likes to watch the excitement, and he may fan the flames at that time.

Anyway, now that I have seen through it, the old turtle spirit will not betray me and Zhang Lin, but he waited for the two of us to show his feet, and was found out by Xu Laosan.

This process is simply a great pleasure for the old turtle spirit who loves to watch the lively.

At this moment, Zhang Lin came over, Xu Laosan looked at her, and immediately asked, "Girl, no, why is your face so red?" ”

Zhang Lin first pretended to be nothing, sat opposite Xu Laosan, also next to me, and then took out the prepared rhetoric, saying that he washed his face with snow water or something.

Xu Laosan's suspicion was placed on me, so he didn't suspect Zhang Lin.

Xu Laosan handed Zhang Lin a fritter and said don't wash your face with snow water in the future, you can rest after eating, I will go to Qinglong Mountain to collect medicine, you have a problem with your tongue, you can't rely on Huangshan to treat every time you get sick, this kid is not honest, so I still want to use herbs to solve the root of your disease.

Zhang Lin nodded and said Dad, I bothered you.

Xu Laosan was stunned at the time, and said Why are you so polite to me, what I said before, you can refute it at every turn.

Seeing that the old turtle wanted to speak, I immediately rushed to say: "Third grandfather, my little aunt is sensible, I know that you have worked hard, this is not very normal, children can make progress, not to mention my little aunt, a fairy." ”

Zhang Lin followed my words and hurriedly said Dad, you have worked too hard lately, Qinglong Mountain, go another day.

Xu Laosan scratched his head and said that happiness came too suddenly.

Fortunately, I said it first, otherwise the old turtle spirit would have been a thief, and it would have been over.

When breakfast entered the normal rhythm, I smelled the fragrance of Zhang Lin next to me, and I couldn't help it, so I scratched her leg.

Zhang Lin had a smile on her face, but she had already stepped on my foot and crushed it hard.

I was in pain, and I screamed.

Xu Laosan turned his head to look at me, and said that he was eating, what is your kid's name!

The old turtle spirit spoke first this time, third master, I think Huangshan must have eaten too much, and suddenly his stomach cramped.

Xu Laosan looked at me and asked if this was the case.

If you talk too much, you will lose it, I have to say yes, my stomach cramps are terrible.

"Eat and hold on, you still don't get up to exercise, what else to eat, go, last time there were only holes in the backyard wall, the wall skin has not been repaired, there is cement and sand in the tool shed, you move out and ash, go back and I will wipe the wall skin, don't eat and sleep all day long."

I looked bitter and said Third Grandpa, in this winter, the dripping water will turn into ice, and the cement will freeze when it is ready, and you won't be able to wipe the wall at that time.

"What's the cold, you kid's thunder fire can't be used! Ordinary people can't wipe the wall skin in this weather, let's two ordinary people, don't say it, hurry up, when I eat well, if you don't live well, see how I beat you! ”

I hadn't eaten enough at the time, so I had to go to the backyard to work.

Before leaving, I glared at the old turtle spirit.

The old turtle stared at me even more sharply, and he was now pinching my handle, so he didn't scare me at all.

was glared at twice by the old turtle spirit, I could only soften, and smiled at him, meaning that the big brother was merciful, don't betray the brother.

The old turtle smiled at me proudly.

At this moment, Xu Laosan put down the soup bowl, and the old turtle spirit hurriedly talked to Xu Laosan about the weather, and asked Zhang Lin if there were any monsters nearby.

Zhang Lin said that there are monsters, and there is a king Bachengjing in front of me.

Hearing this, I had already stepped into the backyard and rummaged through the tool shed, and found the hard cement, and a pile of sand, which I shoveled with a shovel, and began to dust it by the wall.

After a while, Zhang Lin came running like a thief, holding half an oil cake in his hand, standing beside me, Zhang Lin shook the oil cake at me and asked me, "You haven't eaten enough, have you?" ”

"It's still my aunt who loves me!"

After I finished speaking, I wanted to reach out to pick it up, but when I looked at my hands, they were covered with mud and sand, so I had to say to Zhang Lin, little aunt, feed me.

"Did I chew it up and feed it to you, boy, if you want to eat it, I'll take it, and you can bite it yourself!"

So Zhang Lin took the oil cake, and I stretched out my head and took a big bite.

Before I could swallow the food in my mouth, the old turtle spirit came out, snatched the oil cake from Zhang Lin's hand, put it in my mouth and ate it.

"If you want me to say, the heat of this oil cake is not yet at home, if it is fried for a while......"

I didn't wait for the old turtle spirit to finish speaking, I said okay, count you ruthless, this time you saw that you pinched my handle, so you bullied me like this, don't you, you wait, wait for my master to come with grandpa, I want you to look good.

"Brother, you're wrong, I'm not robbing your oil cake, but to save you, your third grandfather is about to arrive!"

Hearing the old turtle spirit say this, Zhang Lin hurriedly left from the other side.

There is an apse in front of the backyard, and both sides of the apse can be passed, Zhang Lin just entered the passage on the west side, and Xu Laosan came from the passage on the left.

If it weren't for the old turtle spirit, this time Zhang Lin was holding the oil cake, and I stretched my neck to eat the oil cake, which would definitely be discovered by Xu Laosan.

I smiled at the old turtle and expressed my gratitude, and then worked hard to wipe the wall with Xu Laosan.

When I was working, Zhang Lin pretended to be bored and came to watch us work, and when Xu Laosan couldn't see it, she would raise her leg and kick my ass, I wanted to fight back, but there was mud and sand on my hands and feet, and seeing that her clothes were new, I couldn't do it, so I had to let her bully me.

This feeling of flirting with me under Xu Laosan's nose is very exciting, Zhang Lin can't let it go when she plays, and she was almost discovered by Xu Laosan several times.

For example, the last time, when Zhang Lin kicked me, I hit my head against the wall.

Xu Laosan immediately turned his head!