022 The first drunk (for the second jade of the strange song, add a change, today three changes)
Although Sister Mi spoke, no one dared to say it, but it couldn't stop them from talking behind their backs.
It is estimated that the rumors will spread soon.
When Xu Da heard about it, he would definitely report to his grandfather, saying that I went to the Internet café every day and fooled around in Sister Mi's room upstairs.
God knows what else will come out.
But things are already like this, I can't help it, then I remembered something, and quietly asked Sister Mi, did Blind Liu tell you, after I suck it out for you, your teeth touch you, will you have an accident.
"Master Liu said, when you were a child, before the halogen door was closed, except for your biological parents, whoever your teeth touched would die, but now that your halogen door is closed, at least there is no threat to me, a patient."
When the baby is born, due to the poor union of the fontanelle skull, there is a large gap between the skulls on the top of the head, which is often called the halogen.
No wonder when I was full moon, I bit Liu Blind, and he immediately chopped off his fingers.
Normal babies, generally less than two years old at the latest, the halogen door will be closed, even if I am not normal, the halogen door will be closed a long time ago.
Blind Liu said that if my teeth touch Sister Mi, she will not have an accident, maybe it is Sister Mi's body, the magic power that forms her strange disease, can offset the evil and ferocious aura on my teeth.
She's going to be fine, and I'm relieved.
And I couldn't threaten my parents at the time, but my mom was determined not to breastfeed me, and I started to hate my mom again.
I said in my heart Hu Xiaoli, when you regret it in the future, Hu Xiaoli is my mother.
I asked Sister Mi again, just because you saw me baring my teeth and scaring away wild dogs, you can be sure that my teeth have magical powers that ordinary people don't have?
Sister Mi said that this is also what Master Liu said, cats and dogs are much more sensitive than people, as long as you don't hide the aura on your teeth, cats and dogs will react very abnormally when they see your teeth.
I see, I understand it all.
That day, I bared my teeth, just to deliberately show my strength to the wild dogs, so as to scare them away, of course, it is not a hidden aura, so Sister Mi will find out that my teeth have magical powers.
After thinking about this, I said in my heart that in the future, as long as it wasn't in an emergency, I couldn't just do this again and expose myself.
When I was talking about this with Sister Mi face to face, there was a discussion behind me again.
Sister Mi turned her head and glared, and those little gangsters immediately shut up and didn't say anything, and when her gaze was withdrawn, people began to talk again.
and they cannot sew up all their mouths.
Even if my grandfather wronged me and Sister Mi for fooling around, no matter how I said that I was with a normal person, it was better than being scolded by my grandfather for not knowing whether I was alive or dead, and I fell in love with the spirits on the mountain.
Thinking so, I also wanted to open it, said goodbye to Sister Mi, and strode out of the Internet café with my head held high.
Let the little gangsters behind me talk about it while drooling and envy me.
The sun was shining outside and the weather was nice.
After walking a few steps on the old street, my body stretched and my breath was smooth, and after exhaling a few mouthfuls of turbidity, my stomach was empty, and my stomach was rumbling, and my eyes swept to both sides, thinking about what to eat.
It's not yet noon, and the old street is not a market today, and there are not many people on the street.
Yuan Laoer's tavern was not as busy as the day of the fair, he moved a rattan chair and was sitting in front of the store smoking leisurely.
Yuan Laoer's eyes were sharp, and when I passed by, he saw me at a glance and quickly stood up.
"Are you old and idle? Yesterday you came to eat, there were too many customers in the store, I was too busy to greet you, but the waiter collected your meal money, I was very sorry not to go, hurry up and sit down. ”
It's hard to refuse with a smiley face, and Yuan Laoer's expression is very sincere, so I'll go over.
But if he had greeted me so kindly yesterday, I would have been suspicious of him because of the words of the iceberg beauty.
At night, the iceberg beauty first showed her fox tail, and now Yuan Laoer's diligence is in my eyes, that is to continue his previous attitude towards me, and it feels normal.
After I sat down, I said Boss Yuan, you are doing this small business, it is not easy to be busy, and I should give money, besides, the food you cook tastes good, and it is not worse than my neighbor Chef Xu.
Yuan Lao Er said, are you talking about Xu Da stunned, my cooking skills are far worse than him.
To be honest, except for the bear's paw that day, Yuan Laoer's fried other dishes, I felt the same when I ate it, he had a lot of guests here, mainly his own farmhouse wine, which was delicious.
I exchanged a few more polite words with Yuan Laoer, drank half a cup of tea from him, and then filled the water in my stomach, but my stomach screamed again.
"Hungry, aren't you? I'll stir-fry a few side dishes right away, let's eat together, and have some wine. ”
Yuan Lao Er said, put on an apron, and began to chop vegetables, I couldn't stop it, the restaurant was hot, and his hands were fast, and the four small dishes were quickly served on the table.
When I was hungry, I drooled when I saw something to eat.
The dishes are ready, and if I say that I won't eat them, it will seem fake, so I'm not welcome.
I entered the store and sat face to face with Yuan Laoer, picked up the chopsticks and ate, when I was half full, he took out a bottle of wine, shook it and then opened the lid, that fragrant.
The wine is so fragrant that even I, who has never drunk alcohol, want to take a sip and taste it.
I thought so in my heart, Yuan Lao Er had already poured me a cup, and he filled it himself, and he saluted me, saying that you are young, but your cultivation is not shallow, and the magic of witchcraft is simply at its peak, and I will do it to you at will.
Yuan Lao Er raised his glass and drank it all after speaking.
Today, Yuan Laoer's cooking is very appetizing to me, I am very satisfied with what I eat, depending on his age, I have to turn a corner with my two years old, everyone is dry, I am embarrassed to be really casual, pinching my nose and drying.
The cup is just a small cup of two or two, I didn't choke on it, and after the wine was down, I still felt that my mouth was fragrant, and the blood flow accelerated, and my limbs were extremely comfortable.
I couldn't help but burp a wine, Yuan Lao Er filled me again, and I it again.
After drinking four glasses in a row, I felt that the wine was coming up, so I asked Yuan Lao Er, is this kind of wine the wine you gave the mountain spirit that day?
Yuan Lao Er nodded and said yes with a smile.
That day, the mountain spirit drank two taels, and beat Yuan Lao'er's chest in distress, but he didn't expect him to let me drink seven or eight taels today.
Moreover, the two taels of wine that day exchanged Yuan Laoer's life from the mouth of the mountain spirit, so he was distressed, which shows the preciousness of this wine.
And today, there is no danger at all, but he is willing to entertain me with this wine.
I feel that Yuan Lao Er is very interesting.
In addition, I drank too much and my brain was a little inflexible, so I pulled Yuan Laoer, introduced him as a bosom friend, and told him the truth.
"Boss Yuan, in fact, I don't know any witchcraft at all, and I'm not the kind of master you think, I can curse people to death, this is because I was born with iron mouths and steel teeth."
Under the influence of alcohol, as soon as my conversation box was opened, I couldn't close it at all.
I told Yuan Lao Er about all the grievances I received from my parents when I was a child.
Yuan Lao Er comforted me vigorously, and together with me, he criticized my parents fiercely.
Yuan Lao Er is like a confidant big brother at the moment, which sentence tickles me and which sentence he says, and also pats me on the back a series of times, saying that I am talented and more clever than that Xu Daochang.
I waved my hand and said that Xu Daochang is a monk, and he jumped out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Forms, so he had a lot less troubles than us laypeople.
Yuan Lao Er said, you always give an example.
I said that monks should not fall in love, which invisibly saves the barrier of "love", and we people in the world can't get around it.
Yuan Lao Er came to pat himself again, saying that you speak really profoundly at a young age, but you, a natural hero, have encountered any sad beauty passes, can you tell me.
I said you close the door, and I said.
Yuan Lao Er hurriedly closed the door of the tavern and filled me with another glass of wine, and I dried it up, saying that it was all Caiyun's fault.
I told me how she gave me anchovies and bears because of chasing pheasants and meeting iceberg beauties, and tricked me into helping her go to the Taoist temple and steal the everlasting lantern.
Yuan Lao Er smiled, opened the freezer where the ingredients were stored in the tavern, took out a candle and put it inside, and lit it with a lighter.
"You always seem to have been deceived by her, even in a cold place, the candle can be lit."
Yuan Lao Er closed the freezer and said to me.
"I suspect now that she's not a frozen human, but a goblin."
With that, I punched the corner of the table.
"You're wise, she's a goblin, but you always want to know what kind of goblin she is?" Yuan Lao Er sold Guan Zi with me.
After Yuan Lao Er finished speaking, he filled it up for me again.
I said I told you everything, Boss Yuan, why are you still going around in circles with me, if you know what kind of goblin she is, just say it.
"I have a cousin, she is a profound nun, she has traveled all over the world and is well-informed, she has recently relapsed from an old injury, she happened to pass by here, and is recuperating in my shop, the last time you were old in the corpse poison, she saw it upstairs, and told me, the origin of the female goblin, she must know."
I said don't wait, hurry up and come down.
Yuan Lao Er went upstairs with a pout, and soon helped a ruddy-faced nun down, her bare head shining brightly.
I hurriedly stood up and said that the teacher was too good.
I was a little shaky due to drinking too much.
The nun clasped her palms together, first said Amitabha, and then asked me to sit down and rest.
"Little Yellow Donor, with all due respect, that demon girl gave you anchovies, just to calculate that you will lose your teeth if you eat fish, in other words, she is for your teeth, so she sent fish to you."
I said that I don't talk about the rest first, this is not right, the bracelet made of teeth is a bracelet that I took the initiative to give her.
"People didn't mention it, you willingly offered it with both hands, this is her cleverness." The nun shook her head and said.
I felt like I was being played like a donkey.
I'm going to kill that banshee, no, I'm going to rape and then kill!