I didn't expect me to be Huang Guoshan, I always thought I was smart, but I was turned around by a weak female goblin.

I have to get my face back.

I roughly told the nun about the appearance of the iceberg beauty.

"Master Xiao Huang, through your description, I feel that this woman is mostly a pheasant who has become a sperm, and she gives you something to eat in order to make your body into a medicine primer, so as to absorb your essence and blood, so that she can stabilize her human form and appear under the sun."

Xu Daochang said that the iceberg beauty is to train me to be a medicine man.

The nun said that the iceberg beauty was going to use me as a medicine primer.

They don't know each other, but the statements are similar, and it seems that the credibility is not low.

I felt dizzy, my brain was a little excited, and suddenly another question came to my mind.

I said to the nun, Mrs. Shi, no, the feathers on the male pheasant are colorful, and the female pheasant is generally gray and slippery, not beautiful at all, she is beautiful and has good skin, and she is wearing colorful clothes, if you want to say that she is pheasant essence, she should also be a man.

"Little Yellow donor, you can drill the horns of the cow with this, she can become a sperm, and she can't be speculated with common sense, right, some of the rats that become sperm are bigger than the calf."

I said Mrs. Shi, what you said is reasonable, I may have drunk a little too much, and now I don't care, I want to go up the mountain and catch that pheasant essence.

I finished propping up the table and trying to stand up.

The nun put one hand on my shoulder, and when she pressed it hard, I couldn't move.

I looked at the nun, who was as thin as a hemp pole, and felt that she weighed at most eighty pounds.

And the age of the nun doesn't look old, she is only about forty years old, only a little older than Yuan Laoer.

As a result, as soon as this thin nun stretched out her hand, she was able to hold down me, a young man, in one fell swoop.

I shook my shoulders vigorously and didn't shake off her hand.

You know, I have a lot of strength, and I can break a hole in the wall with one punch.

Even if drunkenness makes me a little less strong than usual, it is much stronger than the average person.

So this thin nun does have more than two brushes on her body.

I had a headache as soon as I tried hard, and I didn't want to fight with the nun, so I sat down again.

"Don't get excited, little yellow donor, that pheasant essence is not as easy to deal with as you think."

When the nun said this, she looked at me and then at Yuan Laoer, and asked us with a smile: "You two, have you ever heard of the Eight Immortals?" ”

"I have only heard of the Eight Immortals of the Earth, but I don't know the specifics, it is said that this statement is about to be lost by now, even those old people, few of them know."

Yuan Lao Er shook his head after speaking, saying that he was ashamed of his shallow knowledge.

Yuan Lao Er has been wandering the rivers and lakes for 20 years, and he doesn't know what the Eight Immortals are all about, and I don't know anything about a half-grown child who has never seen the world.

I shook my head and said that I had never heard anything about the Eight Immortals.

"Master, tell us about the Eight Immortals."

As soon as I asked, Yuan Lao Er was also very curious, and he also urged the nun to hurry up.

"The eight immortals of the earth, that is, the eight kinds of animal fairies, because they are more spiritual, the ancients corresponded to them with the eight immortals in the sky, called the eight immortals on the ground, and they were afraid that they would be contaminated with bad luck or invite disasters, and they also gave them the honorific title, in addition to the fox yellow, white, willow and gray five families that everyone often says, there are three other ......"

Fox yellow, white willow gray, I've heard of this.

Refers to adult foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, snakes, and mice.

The nun also told me that in addition to the eldest of the eight immortals, the remaining seven types are:

The second is a snake fairy, because the snake is also called a long worm, so it is called Chang Erye.

The third child is a fox fairy, and the fox Hu is homophonic, so he is called Hu Sangu.

The fourth yellow skin fairy, known as the fourth yellow master, is the most common among the people.

The fifth is a rat fairy, and there are more gray squirrels in the mice, so they are honored as the gray five masters.

The sixth is a hedgehog fairy, because the thorns are white, and after becoming a sperm, he likes to lie in the tree hole and do not move, and he looks like an old dragon clock, so he is called the white sixth grandmother.

Lao Qi is an embarrassed immortal, because the front two legs are short, so he is honored as the seventh master.

Last in line is pheasant essence.

Pheasant essence generally wears colorful and bright clothes, so it is called Caiba girl, because Caiba is not good, and later changed its name to Caiyun girl.

The fox spirit is enchanting, and the pheasant spirit is cold, and after these two kinds of essence, they are both beautiful animal fairies, which can most confuse those men who are not strong-willed.

And the pheasant spirit is better than the fox spirit in terms of seduction.

Because the vixen wants to take the initiative, most of the time, it needs to attract and tease men with flattering eyes.

The pheasant essence uses the cold fan to let the man pounce on himself.

Listening to the nun say this, I said in my heart Caiyun girl, Caiyun girl, aside from all kinds of details, the name alone can be matched.

It turns out that the iceberg beauty is really a pheasant essence.

Okay, you pheasant essence, accidentally asked me to call you Caiyun, almost exposed the old bottom, in order to cover up, you forged a stone tablet, and made a story of sacrificing to the mountain god to fool me.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I wished that it would get dark so that I could go up the mountain and catch her.

I said to the nun: "Mrs. Shi, the pheasant essence is ranked at the end of the year, and she must be the best one among the eight immortals of the earth." ”

The nun shook her head, saying that the ranking of the eight immortals of the earth is in order, but it does not mean that the upper can be defeated, I will give you an example, for example, Chang Erye, if it only has three hundred years of practice, and meets the gray fifth master who has practiced for thousands of years, even if it is natural for snakes to eat mice, but because it is not enough to practice, it only kowtows.

I said it's okay, that pheasant essence, the cloud of colorful clouds, she can't even write traditional characters, and it is estimated that she doesn't even have a hundred years of practice.

"Little Huang Shi, that's not necessarily, if she has practiced for two or three hundred years, she will start to be literate, and don't look at her as the last of the Eight Immortals, but it is said that if she doesn't leave the nest, King Kong won't be able to kill her, as for why, I don't know, maybe God, take care of her in the dark."

Hearing the nun say this, I nodded to her and said that it seemed that pheasants could really turn into phoenixes.

I suddenly thought of another thing, the iceberg beauty often calls me the eldest master, am I the reincarnation of the boss of the Eight Immortals?

Thinking of this, I woke up half of the wine, and my brain didn't hurt so much, glad that I didn't tell Yuan Lao Er about this just now.

I pursed my lips, trying not to let the nun see my teeth clearly, and asked her quietly: "Master, the boss of the Eight Immortals, you haven't said what kind of spirit is that?" ”

"The statement of the Eight Immortals of the Earth was told to me by my master, and at that time he only said the last seven, and when I asked him who the boss was, he didn't say it explicitly, but just said that the animal fairy, before the catastrophe, was just a dirty thing in the final analysis, and the only thing that was not a dirty thing was the boss, who was born even if he was half a god."

Hearing the nun say this, I felt a lot better.

If I were to be the reincarnation of the boss of the Eight Immortals, then I wouldn't be a dirty thing.

If only I could prove it.

In that case, I will return to the city as soon as possible, kick open the door of the house, and tell Hu Xiaoli, who is so ruthless that she has never hugged me, that I am born to be half a god, so I am not a dirty thing.

I get a little distracted when I think about it.

I didn't hear what the nun said again.

The nun had no choice but to pat me on the shoulder and said to me again: "Little Yellow Donor, I can help you take down that pheasant essence without your appearance." ”

I feel that no matter what I say, even if the iceberg wants to eat me as a medicine in my stomach, it is a matter between me and her.

Besides, whether it's true or fake, she has also called me for a long time.

She also spent some quality time with me.

She is in my hands, and if I relent, I can teach her a lesson and let her go.

If she falls into the hands of a nun, I don't know what kind of miserable fate she will end.

Thinking of this, I smiled and said, if I don't take too much action, I can deal with it myself, but there is one thing I don't understand, why did she ask me to help her steal the everlasting lamp in the Taoist temple?

The nun asked me what the lantern was.

I just said that it is the everlasting lamp in the Taoist temple at the end of the street, which has been on for hundreds of years and has never been extinguished.

Hearing me say this, the nun fell silent.

The nun's expression became more and more solemn.

Yuan Lao Er and I looked at each other, not knowing why she suddenly became like this.

After a long while, the nun did not say a word, or even move.

I finally waited until she moved, but she just pulled a chair behind her ass and sat down very decadently.

Yuan Lao Er couldn't help it, pulled the nun, and asked, "Cousin, what's wrong with you?" ”

Only then did the nun take a sip of tea and said, "When the little yellow donor himself wanted to deal with the pheasant essence, I laughed at him in my heart for underestimating the pheasant essence, but I didn't expect that I also underestimated the pheasant essence. ”

I was stunned when I heard it, what, is it possible that the iceberg beauty is very powerful?

Think about it if she used to pretend, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, hiding her true strength, if I went up the mountain and couldn't catch her, but was caught by her, chopped up and ate me, it would be over.

What should I do if my grandfather can't find me when he comes home!

I cautiously asked the nun, Mrs. Shi, can you elaborate on it.

The nun said: "It was from the fact that she wanted to grow the lantern that I saw that she was not simple, I estimate that she has at least about 500 years of practice, and she let you steal the lantern in order to survive the calamity." ”

It turns out that every 500 years of cultivation, spirits can experience a tribulation.

If the tribulation fails, it will be struck by the thunder, and if you don't die, you will lose your skin.

The ever-bright lantern not only allows the spirits to walk in the sun, but also helps them to survive the calamity.

Because the ever-bright lantern, because it is often enshrined in front of the statue, it is contaminated with the immortal energy of the statue, which can offset part of the lethality of the heavenly thunder.

The iceberg beauty wants to keep the lantern alive, or it may be to prepare for the catastrophe.