179 The Ageless Monk
The ancients often said that the death of the country will produce demons, and in the troubled times of fierce and dangerous wars, it is just that demons are frequent, but now in this peaceful and prosperous world with abundant food and clothing, how can there be so many demons and monsters!
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan waved his hand.
"It didn't become a sperm, it was manipulated by that dog spirit, didn't you see it, the fur on the little pug is very dirty, but under the neck, there are a few long hairs as white as snow, this dog essence will also prick the hair and control people!"
It seems that these spirits will use their own hair to manipulate others.
The rat spirit who was entrenched in the Taoist temple before, manipulated Mi Mancang, and planted a handful of black hair on his rat tail on Mi Mancang's neck.
I smiled and corrected Xu Laosan and said, the white dog spirit is not a prickly hairy man, but a prickly dog, it may not have the ability to manipulate people, so it seems that it is far worse than the mouse spirit, and it should be easier to deal with.
Xu Laosan shook me by the neck again, and said that you kid chewed the words.
I rubbed my neck and said Third Grandpa, what should I do next?
"Judging from what you said, this dog eats the same kind of raw meat every day, and may have eaten human flesh, I think that since it has become interested in that Jiani, it should attack Jiani soon, and must get rid of it as soon as possible!"
Xu Laosan said, extinguished the firewood in the pot and lifted the lid of the pot.
As soon as I saw that the ribs were cooked, I immediately filled a bowl, and took out a few sweet potatoes from the ashes of the pot and devoured them.
Xu Laosan first filled a small half bowl of pork ribs, then took a small sweet potato, walked to the window of the song fairy, stuffed the ribs and sweet potatoes into the window hole, and then walked back and served himself a meal.
Xu Laosan held the bowl, shook his head and sighed, he was not in the mood to eat.
"Grandma's, I didn't eat the third grandfather, I was locked up for 20 years, and now when I come back here, I still have to serve this aunt who can't be driven away every day, the third grandfather's life is hard!"
"Third grandfather, it stands to reason that you are also a talent, both civil and military, brave and strategic, this song fairy, why don't you look down on you?" The second half of this sentence is true, and the first half of the sentence is purely against my will.
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan coughed and stood up straight.
Then this old guy, who was shameless, followed my words and said: "Huangshan, how can you kid tell the truth, the third grandfather's old bottom has been seen by you." ”
I almost didn't throw up.
I hurriedly turned the topic back on track: "Why the hell, people don't look down on you?" ”
Xu Laosan coughed twice, and then said loudly to the room of the Lige Fairy: "Your third grandfather is so good, she can't even look down on it, then there is only one explanation, although she is beautiful, she is blind." ”
As soon as Xu Laosan's words fell, the ribs and sweet potatoes were thrown out.
There was a crunch, and the bowl fell to the ground and shattered in half.
"If you are surnamed Xu, you don't spill bubbles...... Phew, you don't look for a mirror, take a good look at yourself, that sharp-beaked monkey cheek bony appearance, I am a fairy, if I can look at you, then I am really blind! ”
I almost burst out laughing when I heard the words of the song fairy, but fortunately I held back.
Xu Laosan was angry, kicked the broken bowl away, and yelled over there: "You have no one to say, Taoist monks are thin and fat, if you want to find someone who is not thin, why don't you find a monk!" ”
"The surname is Xu, you are really right, the sweetheart of this fairy is really a great monk, and he looks much richer than you!"
After listening to the words of the song fairy, I said in my heart that she must have said angry words.
I absolutely don't believe that this song fairy, who is also a mature version of the iceberg beauty, would like what a monk who eats fasting and recites Buddha.
As a result, Xu Laosan listened, like a frosted eggplant, wilted, I wanted to comfort him and didn't know how to talk to him, and after a while, he kicked his bowl of pork ribs and flew away to the wall more than ten meters away.
"It turns out that you really like that stinky monk in Jihai! His grandmother's, there is no heavenly reason, my surname is Xu, it is not as good as one, and I am afraid of the bald donkey with stuffed teeth when I eat cabbage! ”
Xu Laosan began to scold Monk Jihai again, saying that the bald donkey, isn't it just a plant spirit that can manage some and can't move his steps.
However, no matter how Xu Laosan scolded, he never replied to the song fairy.
Xu Laosan scolded like this, and I immediately thought of a master.
That time in the office building of the county seat, Teacher Xue, who was traveling with Liao Jinhui, said that when she was a child, there was a locust tree spirit in the kindergarten in her hometown, which was later eradicated by a monk.
Although Teacher Xue didn't see how the monk made a move, from her description, I could also know that the monk had extraordinary skills.
Because when Mr. Xue went to see it the next day, the old locust tree disappeared without a trace, and there was not even a burning pit left, so I felt that the monk was much more powerful than my grandfather.
I asked Xu Laosan if that Jihai had stayed in Jin Province.
Mr. Xue's hometown is in Jin Province, that place was called Yunzhou in ancient times, in the five dynasties of troubled times, the Later Jin Shi Jingjiao ceded to the sixteen states of Yanyun of the Liao State, Yunzhou is one of them.
Xu Laosan was stunned for a moment, stopped scolding, turned his head and asked me, "How do you know?" ”
I said that I heard a university professor tell the story of a great monk who eradicated the essence of the locust tree, and the place where the story took place was Yunzhou, Jin Province.
"Then you can't be wrong, it must have been done by Jihai's bald donkey, because he stayed in the Hanging Temple in Yunzhou for a while, and if you calculate carefully, it has been nearly fifty years since now."
I was surprised by this change.
"Third grandfather, that Jihai monk, he was able to eradicate the locust tree spirit fifty years ago, I think he was not young at the time, and nearly fifty years have passed, he should have been in the ground, right?
So what do you have to do with him! The dead can still be your rival and rob your woman! ”
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan lit a cigarette.
"Child, you are still young, how do you know, that bald donkey is not a serious monk at all, he is obviously a demon monk!
When I was young, he went to my master for tea, and he looked like he was in his thirties.
When I was in my thirties, he came to play chess with my uncle, but he looked like he was still in his thirties, and I seriously suspected that the ageless Jihai was a demon goblin! ”
The more Xu Laosan spoke, the more angry he became, and later he scolded the song fairy.
He pointed to the room of the Lige Fairy and shouted: "Huang Shan, you understand now, she actually likes a demon monk, what kind of fairy can she be?" She's a weird song! ”
No matter how Xu Laosan scolds, people are out of the song fairy.
This feels like Xu Laosan fired a cannon here, but the people had already evacuated their positions, and his shells hit the open ground.
Seeing that Xu Laosan had lost his temper and arrived home, I had to stop him as a junior.
I said in my heart that if you are really a demon spirit, then the next step is to cultivate into a demon.
Then wouldn't it be just right for him to match this weird song, or the fairy of the song.
"Third grandfather, it's okay, feelings can't be forced, if you look at the song fairy and get in the way, you just let her go, scolding and scolding like this, how embarrassing, it's really not good, you kill Jihai."
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan is even more decadent.
"Chase her away? I can't beat her!
Kill Jihai? He killed me before I killed him.
Even if Jihai doesn't kill me, my master's old fool will kill me.
Didn't I just say that the monk Jihai was either looking for tea with my old foolish master or playing chess with my little foolish uncle.
He is all about my upper route, where is the third grandfather, he can afford to provoke others! ”
I said in my heart that you were here, scolding people behind their backs.
If people come here, don't talk about my grandfather, even you Xu Laosan have to kneel!
"Third grandfather, so to speak, Master Jihai, his ability is higher than you, his seniority is better than yours, he is still an ageless monk, it is estimated that he is young and strong, and it is not a loss for you to lose in the hands of such a master!"
Xu Laosan smoked another cigarette.
"That's right, what you said about the eldest grandson makes so much sense!
Where there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a plum!
The third grandfather figured it out! ”
After standing up again, Xu Laosan snuffed out the cigarette butt.
It's time to discuss how to get rid of the white dog spirit.