In order to take care of my face, my wife deliberately lowered her voice, so Jiani and Ben Ben didn't hear the movement here, and they didn't notice that I was peeping outside the window just now.

I have to get out of here.

From the moment I watched Jiani lick her tongue, I felt that this dog was extremely abnormal, and I was really afraid that it would eat Jiani's flesh at night, and then become Jiani's human appearance, which would be terrible if it harmed people.

When it arrives, it will invite Jiani's male fans, and it will not be a one-size-fits-all meal.

I finally waited for Lao Bai's wife's criticism, and it came to an end, I picked up Lao Bai's teacup, shook it in front of her, and said Auntie, Uncle is watching chess below, waiting to drink water.

My wife reached out and grabbed my ear and said, wait.

This old lady has to make a deep review before she can let me go.

The conscience of heaven and earth, I have no evil thoughts about Tian Tian's kind of superb chick, and I don't have any thoughts about this Jiani, but in order to get out as soon as possible, I still made a review against my will.

It's really hard to pick up clothes, and put on a voyeur hat for nothing.

Who knows that Lao Bai's wife shook her head and said Huangshan, you are very unconvinced by the review, no, you haven't realized your mistakes from the bottom of your heart, so you write a review book.

Lao Bai's wife's surname is Dou, and her presence in Lao Cai has always been very low.

I have seen it today, this Dou Auntie, who usually lowers her eyebrows and pleases Lao Bai, and has the potential to be a class teacher, if she catches a little mistake, she will endlessly ask me to do this and that.

I still have a bamboo board tied to my right index finger, and I want to write a review book that wants my life.

I didn't dare to rush downstairs by force, or if she shouted, she would alarm Jiani and Ben Ben in the cubicle, and that would startle the snake.

I was forced by Aunt Dou, so I said: "Auntie, let me tell you the truth, I'm not here to peep, I'm here to protect your beautiful tenant today, she is in danger now." ”

Aunt Dou smiled and glanced at me.

She actually looked down on me very much, and I was a mortal god in everyone's eyes.

"Jiani is a hard-working child, as long as she lives with me for a day, I am responsible for her safety, and I want you to be nosy with a hairy child, anyway, it's not right for you to spy on her! Review the book, don't think about leaving if you don't write it today! ”

After Mrs. Dou finished speaking, she threw a pen and a notebook into my hand.

It's really unforgiving, it's too forceful!

No wonder Lao Bai can't move at every turn, because sesame and garlic beat you up for a little thing!

I put my notebook and pen on the windowsill.

"Auntie, what you said is so domineering, yes, a few little gangsters, my Uncle Bai can also deal with it with a tofu knife, if it is not a living person like a gangster who poses a threat to Jiani, but a demon and a monster, you can also deal with it?"

Aunt Dou didn't hesitate for a second, and said to me categorically, I can deal with it!

"Can you deal with it? The long-haired grandpa in the town next door, who almost turned into a zombie that night, threw the millstone downstairs of your house how far he stood, why did he scare you and my Uncle Bai so much. ”

A woman's tone was so loud that I couldn't help but sneer after I finished speaking.

Lao Bai is as thin as a hemp pole, but Aunt Dou is very fat, and she feels that the oil and water in their house have been eaten by Aunt Dou in her stomach, and when I opened it short, her fat lips trembled.

Aunt Dou grabbed me by the collar.

"Huangshan, even your mother Hu Xiaoli, you have to be polite when you see me, no matter how powerful you are, she was born, so don't be crazy about you, your mother's ability, say it and scare you to death!"

Aunt Dou's words of suppressed anger made me feel excited.

Listening to what she meant, my mom is much better than me.

She seems to know my mother's secret.

I flipped my hand, pinched her wrist, and then bowed to her three times: "Auntie, I bumped into you, I will make amends to you, and please tell me what my mother has secrets." ”

As a result, as soon as I asked this, Aunt Dou, who was domineering just now, immediately wilted.

"What secrets can your mother have, I said that she was polite to me, just because she and your father were able to know each other, it was my credit, after all, I am also a matchmaker, and of course she will not forget me if she has Ruyi Langjun."

When I still wanted to ask Aunt Dou, Lao Bai yelled downstairs.

"Huangshan, why hasn't the teacup been taken down for the uncle, is it that mother-in-law who broke my teacup? You ask her, if she didn't fight for three days, she went to the house to uncover the tiles! ”

I stretched out my head to see that Lao Bai was thundering downstairs.

Aunt Dou took the opportunity to stuff the teacup in my hand and said Huangshan, hurry up and help Auntie take it down, otherwise that old thing will beat me again tonight.

Then she pushed me to the top of the stairs.

Jiani must have heard Lao Bai's roar too, opened the door a crack, and waved at me.

Clumsy hid it well, hiding in the crook of Jiani's legs, and smiled at me very obediently, I said in my heart that the more you know how to disguise, the more dangerous it is.

took the teacup downstairs, stuffed the teacup into Lao Bai's arms, I looked back, I lost my domineering, and turned back to my husband's obscenity, and the angry bag like Aunt Dou turned around and left.

Back in the Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan was burning the cauldron.

I just wanted to tell Xu Laosan about the situation, he shushed me, his eyes swept to the side, I followed his gaze and looked, the pug that ate snake meat yesterday came in again.

Xu Laosan means that there are outsiders present, and they will say it.

I wondered in my heart, could this little pug understand human speech?

If you want to say that the kind of old dog can understand people's tirades, I can still believe that this hungry pug is obviously a milk dog that has been abandoned by its owner for a short time, and it can't even forage for food, but it can also understand human language?

But since Xu Laosan has made a statement, I haven't said anything.

The pug followed the fragrance, circled around the pot, and wagged his tail at Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan lifted the lid of the pot, sandwiched a piece of half-cooked pork ribs, and threw it to the Baja dog, which pressed the ribs under his paws and gnawed them happily.

But when I took a closer look, the puppy ate and ate, and its ears were indeed erect.

So I smelled the smell of meat and said to Xu Laosan: "I said long, monks don't eat meat, you eat meat every day, aren't you afraid of the Taoist immortals in the sky, blame you?" ”

Xu Laosan smiled and said that there are two major schools of Taoism, which are divided into Quanzhen and Zhengyi.

The Baiyun Temple in the capital and the Laoshan Taoist priests in the East China Sea belong to the Quanzhen School.

Zhenjiang Maoshan Sect, Longhu Mountain's Heavenly Master Sect, all belong to the Zhengyi.

The Quanzhen School is a monastic system, what can't be a secular marriage, can't drink and eat meat, these rules and precepts, the Quanzhen School is not lacking, but relatively speaking, it is a lot freer.

Zhengyi can not only eat meat and drink wine, but also marry a wife and have children.

However, when eating meat together, we must eat three pure meat, the so-called three pure meat, that is, do not see killing, do not smell killing, and the most important thing is not to kill for yourself.

To put it bluntly, the meaning of these three articles is that you can eat meat as long as you don't watch the scene of killing, don't listen to the sound of killing, and can't kill and get meat by yourself.

"I, the Taoist chief, do not belong to Quanzhen, nor do I belong to Zhengyi, I am under the banner of Emperor Guan Shengjun, unrestrained and free-spirited, I will eat Sanjing meat if I have the conditions, I am in a hurry, the Taoist master will do it himself, and it is okay to kill and eat meat."

After Xu Daochang finished speaking, he glared at the little pug viciously.

The little pug was frightened by Xu Laosan's words.

The little thing ran away with the ribs in his mouth and his tail between them.

When the little pug ran away, I sat next to Xu Laosan.

Then I whispered to Xu Laosan everything I heard and saw today, about Jiani's dog.

"Originally, based on these alone, I couldn't conclude that the dog had become a sperm, but as soon as this little pug came, I knew that the dog had indeed become a sperm, because this little pug was the eyes and ears sent by the dog spirit."

Xu Laosan said, pointing to the statue of Old Man Guan over there.

"Did you see Master Guan's blade, is it a little off?

This is because this pug has a hint of demonic energy, and Master Guan originally wanted to kill it, but his old man felt that it was not worth the shot, and it was broad daylight, so he was afraid of scaring people, so his old man took the knife back again. ”

"Demonic spirit? Could it be that this pug has also become a sperm? "I was taken aback.

I feel that in this peaceful and prosperous world, there are demons everywhere.