I lied to Xu Da and said that I often go to Internet cafes, I feel that I should know about the recent developments in Internet cafes, at least when he asks, I will not be dumbfounded, I don't know how to answer.

In fact, I'm not afraid of Xu Da being stunned, but I'm afraid that when grandpa comes home, he will tell grandpa.

Xu Da was stunned by this person, as his name suggests, and there is no possibility of buying.

And he has special respect for his grandfather, as long as he knows, he will definitely tell him, so I must not leak it to him.

Normally, what I do, even if I make a small mistake, grandpa doesn't bother to criticize me, but if he knows about the existence of the iceberg beauty, even if he doesn't go to the mountain to burn the iceberg beauty, it will make me cut off contact with her.

Grandpa is not a simple old man.

When I first came to the countryside, one morning after eating breakfast with my grandfather in the old street, when I came home, I saw a group of people, around the four forks in the old street, the lonely old poplar tree, buzzing and talking about something.

There was not even a hint of wind at that time, and as a result, the leaves of the poplar trees rattled and rattled.

The poplar tree is also called ghost clapping in our place.

Because when the wind blows, the leaves of the poplar tree turn like ghosts clapping their hands.

When my grandfather and I got closer, I heard someone say, it's broken, the wind is gone, but this poplar tree is clapping its hands, this is a big omen, we are probably going to bleed.

Grandpa snorted and said that you are all idle and have nothing to do, what is the bad omen, I think this guy has obviously eaten too much.

There were several middle-aged people in the crowd who set up stalls, and their mouths were a little broken after a long time in business.

These middle-aged people said, how can the poplar eat the nutrients in the soil, how can it still be eaten, Uncle Huang, your old man is also highly respected in this vicinity, you can't lie to us like this.

Grandpa said I was full of food, and I wanted to lie to you fools.

After Grandpa finished speaking, he said to me Nunu and asked me to go under the poplar tree and sprinkle a soak of boy urine.

I listened to everything my grandfather said, but I also understood something at that time, and seeing that there were big girls and little daughters-in-law in the crowd, I was a little shy, so I tried to get as close to the poplar as possible, turned my back to everyone, and on the poplar.

The amount of urine was not small, the poplar tree was wet, and my shoes were also splashed.

"Uncle Huang, what kind of trouble is your old man, could it be that when Huangshan soak in urine, he can still dissipate food and gas for poplars?"

Someone shouted like this, and everyone else laughed, which made me embarrassed, lifted my pants, and went into the crowd with a red face.

Grandpa patted me on the shoulder, then walked over to the poplar tree and kicked me with his leg.

Grandpa's kick is not small.

The poplar shook violently, and at the place where the tree was more than a person tall, there was a slump the size of a spp., which suddenly cracked from the tree.

After the nodules cracked, they fell to the ground and rolled away.

Underneath the tree was a black hollow with a stinking smell coming out.

This time surprised everyone, and the onlookers retreated.

A young man was more courageous, so he took a long bamboo pole, put it into the hollow of the tree, and stirred it vigorously.

Crackling, popping, slowly flowing out of the tree hole, a lot of sparse things.

When everyone looked closely, it turned out to be a large snake wrapped in a ball of acid.

The skin of the serpent has been digested.

Most of the snake meat has been digested, and snake bones in many places have also been exposed.

An old man quickly figured it out and began to accuse the butcher of killing pigs in Lao Cai.

The old man said that the butcher often killed pigs and sheep under the poplar tree, and the blood of pigs and sheep flowed all over the ground every time, and then seeped into the soil, and was absorbed by the poplar.

Over time, the poplar drank too much blood and became a sperm.

The poplar tree that has become a fine tree can't satisfy it if it drinks blood, and it also wants to taste the taste of meat.

Normally, this poplar tree must have eaten a lot of birds and fat insects that fell on it.

At night, the big snake probably climbed the tree and was tied to the hole in the tree with branches by the poplar tree and eaten.

The serpent was thick and long, and the poplar tree had not finished digesting it until dawn, and the sun shone on the poplar tree, and the poplar tree was afraid of being damned, so it trembled.

The old man said this, and the people nearby also echoed, saying that the dogs and chickens at home recently didn't come home after going out, and it seemed that they were all eaten by poplars.

The poplar tree, which can't move, can actually eat living things, it must be that Chengjing has not run away.

Everyone was frightened, the women and children were sent away, and the rest of the men first slapped their sycophants wildly and praised their grandfather's fiery eyes.

Grandpa smiled and said nothing, and everyone asked him again what to do with this poplar spirit.

Grandpa pointed to the fire in the distance and led me home.

When I went to look at it in the evening, I found that the poplar tree was gone, and only a large blackened pit remained.

It turned out that at noon, under the guidance of the old man, everyone dug up the poplar tree by the roots, poured a lot of gasoline, lit a fire, and burned the poplar tree to ashes.

When I got home, I asked my grandfather that if the poplar tree can become a fine thing, the dirty thing must also exist, and whether I am a dirty thing or not.

Grandpa smiled at me, saying that I lied to them and scared them to play, where can the poplar tree become sperm, and that snake was put in the hole of the tree at night, and I had already seen that the poplar tree was not pleasing to the eye, and I just wanted to burn it.

When I was young, I was deceived by my grandfather, and now I think about it I would be so stupid.

So I feel that my grandfather also has the ability to catch ghosts and eliminate demons, in case his temper comes up, he treats the iceberg beauty as a goblin, and it is difficult for me to do it in the middle.

It is still the practice of the big head directly, and I try hard to cook the raw rice and mature rice.

As long as I can make the iceberg beauty in the belly, pregnant with my child.

With the flesh and blood of the old Huang family, grandpa will have nothing to say at that time.

Before that, I'd better try not to let Xu Da be suspicious, so as not to alarm grandpa.

That's why I decided to go to an internet café.

I walked through the village to the old street, where the newly installed street lights were still on, and I walked slowly to the door of the Internet café.

The coquettish cashier of the Internet café is actually the daughter of the owner of the Internet café, she dropped out of school very early, and she is only about 20 years old.

Don't look at her age, she is still a woman, but she is very social in the old street, and she is called Sister Mi.

Sister Mi was holding her mobile phone, at the door of the Internet café, and she didn't know who she was talking to on the phone.

It's summer, and there are a lot of mosquitoes outside.

Sister Mi is wearing hot pants, her long legs are white under the street lamp, she doesn't even wear stockings, and there are inevitably mosquitoes, so go up and try it.

Sister Mi pinched the mobile phone with one hand, and practiced crackling on the big white leg with the other hand, slapping the flesh on the leg for a while.

When she hung up the phone, I went up to say hello and said hello to Sister Mi with a smile.

Sister Mi glanced at me and said that you kid stared at my thighs in a daze, do you have any thoughts about me?

Sister Mi's coquettish name is very loud nearby, I, a person who has a habit of cleanliness in love, has no thoughts about her, she misunderstood me.

Before I could argue, Sister Mi continued: "You really think I'm a good man, don't look at me and don't care about what I usually say, but I also have my own bottom line." ”

I didn't expect Sister Mi to feel so good about herself.

I just glanced at her from afar, and she suspected that I was trying to get her to bed.

I said in my heart that just your two legs, others look at them and drool, but compared to my iceberg beauty, they can only be regarded as two pieces of wood.

I hurriedly said I don't dare, Sister Mi, we were also a school when we were in elementary school, you are also my senior sister, my younger brother has something to trouble you, if Xu Da is stunned to ask recently, you must say that I often come to the Internet.

Sister Mi raised her eyebrows, looked at me contemptuously, and said Huangshan, how old are you, where did you come from, and tell me about the friendship of classmates.

At this moment, a group of stray dogs came in the distance, probably hungry, and took Sister Mi's white thighs as edible fat, and ran over to this side with a howl.

By the time Sister Mi reacted, it was too late to run back to the Internet café, and she was so frightened that she covered her thighs.

The group of stray dogs, who had no interest in me, squatted in a circle, surrounded Sister Mi, and didn't yell, but just grinned at her, as if they had a deep hatred.

I picked up a stick, but I couldn't get rid of it.

Seeing that they were about to bite Sister Mi, I had no choice but to grin and show my two rows of teeth.

The big dog in the lead stopped his foot, howled and turned around with his tail between his legs and ran.

The puppies in the back were so frightened by me that they squatted on the ground, shaking their legs and peeing out.

Sister Mi saw that I was just grinning, and scared a group of vicious dogs to the point of urine, and her attitude towards me immediately changed, just now she didn't recognize me as a junior brother, but now she stretched out her hand and climbed my arm in a blink of an eye.

"Huangshan, Sister Mi looked down on you before, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, you secretly learned some spells with your grandfather, right?"

After Sister Mi finished speaking, she also leaned her body over and rubbed her chest against me.

I still didn't feel anything about her, so I smiled and broke free from her, saying that I knew what kind of spells, that is, there was a heaven and earth aura in my body, which suppressed these beasts.

Sister Mi said that you are really good at talking, now look at it, you are much more attractive than before.

I saw that she was obsessed with me, so she said what I said just now, can you promise me.

Sister Mi nodded again and again, saying that Xu Da was stunned, my sister couldn't fool others, and she couldn't fool him, so this matter was wrapped up in my sister.

I asked again if anything had happened in the Internet café recently, and Sister Mi told me everything.

It's nothing more than a few players who turned their faces and scolded because of playing the game.

There are also two gangs of gangsters in the old street, because they are jealous of the wind, and they fight and break the blood.

Sister Mi also said that as long as Xu Da was stunned to inquire, she would notify me as soon as he left.

I feel that this matter is here, there is no problem to hide Xu Da's stunned, and when my grandfather comes back, I will almost start school, so I pretended to yawn, said thank you to Sister Mi, and said that I would go home to sleep.

Before leaving, Sister Mi also threw me a wink.

"If you are free at night, remember to come and accompany my sister to the night shift." She said.