I was afraid that my sudden appearance would scare the big head out of trouble, so I quietly retreated outside, but I didn't think that the battle between them lasted a little long, and I coughed loudly until it was not over after dark.

"Brother, are you back?"

The big head quickly came out with his pants in his belt, and was a little depressed about me disturbing his good things.

I joked with the big head, saying that I heard people say that the first time for men is very short, how can you do it for so long.

The big head whispered to me that the first time was indeed short, but once it was born and twice cooked, and when it came to the third time, it was a blind man walking, and he couldn't tell the difference between day and night.

It turns out that the big head has fought a few times, and he has changed from raw melon and egg to old fritter.

I asked the big head to bring me the wallet in the bedside table, and I said I'm going to surf the Internet, I don't have an opinion on how long you two play, as long as you don't let Xiaotong's mother tear down my house.

In fact, Datou and Xiaotong are childhood sweethearts, and their grades are not good, and I look forward to their success after graduating from high school.

Thinking of this, I walked out of the yard.

The big head slammed the door shut inside and plunged into the room.

In fact, the wallet contains the gold and jade ring, and the last time the iceberg beauty received the bracelet, she will definitely not ask for the ring if I give her the ring again.

It's been seven days now, and I'm going to give her the ring tonight.

Sneaking out of the village, I went up the mountain again, and halfway through the mountain spirit was roasting meat and eating.

I bent my waist and quietly walked over to take a look, and it turned out that the leftover beef legs and oxtails of the skeletons in the cave were all roasted by the mountain spirits.

The meat stinks, and it smells terrible when grilled.

This little guy is really not a picky eater, it seems that as long as it is meat, he can eat it.

I suddenly felt that if the mountain spirit wasn't a little ugly, it would be nice to take it home as a pet.

The mountain spirit heard the movement and looked back at me, but after the last frustration, it did not dare to be so angry with me, and quickly jumped onto a branch, and looked at me pitifully.

I could read the little guy's mind and hate me, but I didn't dare show it.

I thought it was cute, so I said don't disturb it to eat, and turned around and walked towards the mountainside.

Walking to the mound on the mountainside, I tidied up my clothes and called out to Sister Caiyun.

As soon as the words fell, the iceberg beauty walked out.

She had been replaced by my torn skirt and was now wearing the same color and colour.

I went up to see that the teeth on my bracelet had been rounded by her.

It is also made into small beads as pendants, worn as a necklace, and worn on a white and smooth neck.

I praised her and said that Caiyun's hands are very skillful, and this necklace is really good.

As I spoke, my hand was raised dishonestly, and I grabbed the necklace and pretended to admire, sliding my hand around her neck.

The iceberg beauty stood with her eyes closed and her hands down, letting me take advantage of her.

By pampering me, she gave me further courage and courage.

I couldn't help but let go of the necklace and just swam my hand down.

Actually, I wasn't like this before, but I was recently infected by a big head.

This time, the iceberg beauty didn't tolerate me anymore, sighed and broke my hand, looked directly at me, and asked, "Master, in your eyes, am I a very frivolous woman?" ”

I hurriedly said how could it be, in my opinion, you are ice and jade, and you are definitely not frivolous.

"Since that's the case, then can you respect me in the future, if you really have thoughts about me, it's best to take it step by step, don't come up and do it, okay?"

The words of the iceberg beauty made me blush.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, I wanted to change the topic and asked: "Why did you give me a slap, can you pinch it, I thought before, I would encounter the corpse poison in the skull?" ”

The iceberg beauty smiled and said that when I went up the mountain to find her, I often had to pass through the foot of the mountain, and it was inevitable that I would encounter skeletons, so I made preparations in advance.

I told her about the encounter with the skeleton and the matter of Xu Daochang.

I also told her that Xu Daochang was very powerful, and he was like flying in the grass, and I had the opportunity to test his details to prevent him from really killing him up the mountain one day.

The iceberg beauty smiled and said that Xu Daochang didn't have to care at all, even if he came up the mountain, he had to pass the mountain spirit level first, don't look at the mountain spirit can't beat you, but to deal with Xu Daochang, it is more than enough.

She said again: "Although the corpse poison plus perilla is indeed more poisonous, it is not fatal to you, master, the surname Xu is a bit exaggerated, and you are also a little scared of yourself." ”

As soon as she said that, I was relieved.

I also feel that Xu Daochang, although his ability is not small, is a little nervous.

I told her again that after I had eaten the slap, my fists were hard and my strength was stronger.

"That strength is not brought to you by the palm, but the power in your own body, which is stimulated by the palm, and when your divine power is fully recovered, in the future, in the water, even if it is a water monkey, don't want to drag you into the water."

This is good news, and I am very happy to hear it.

The iceberg beauty thought about it again, and suddenly frowned, so I asked her what was wrong.

"What you need to pay attention to is that Yuan Lao Er, I feel that he used two thieves to meet you, and later followed you up the mountain, and then opened a tavern in Lao Street, all in order to get close to you and gain your trust."

I'm not right, what does Yuan Lao Er say, it's a straight temper.

The iceberg beauty said: "Master, you are still young, and you have little experience in the rivers and lakes, so I don't see it, I dare to say that Yuan Lao Er is a fake name." ”

When the iceberg beauty said this, she flashed her two big eyes and looked at me with a smile.

I knew she was letting me understand it myself, and I thought about it for a long time, and finally figured it out.

Yuan Lao Er should be a pseudonym.

This fake name is made up according to the wine gourd he carried, the wine gourd is round, divided into two sections, so he said that his name is Yuan Laoer.

"The mountain spirit, an ordinary spirit, can't get drunk at all, Yuan Laoer's wine can get the mountain spirit drunk, and he is well-informed, his origin must be very unusual."

The iceberg beauty has a way to say, and she is also a thoughtful person.

I feel that if I marry her in the future, I will have to worry about a lot less things.

Thinking of this, my heart was bubbling with beauty, and I unconsciously stretched out my hand and wanted to hug her again.

The iceberg beauty jumped on the hem of her skirt and dodged lightly, saying that the old man was naughty again.

I'm not like a big head, I can say sweet words, and I'm stupid and stupid for a while, and I don't know what to say.

I was stunned for a while, I felt that as a big man, although I don't know what a big man is, but being mastered by a little woman feels a little uncomfortable.

Not necessarily every girl likes sweet words, I think of the last time, I used domineering to conquer the iceberg beauty once.

Thinking of the scene of Datou and Xiaotong Qingqing again, I can't help it again.

So I stepped forward quickly, didn't allow her to dodge, hugged her, and said in a commanding tone, Sister Caiyun, give the master a kiss.

My tone and demeanor at that time were just right, and I had a very husbandly demeanor.

Sure enough, this iceberg beauty ate this set, and saw me standing majestically on the mountain, looking like someone else who would give it to me, so she looked at me obsessively and closed her eyes.

No matter how stupid I am, I understand that when a girl closes her eyes, she acquiesces that you can kiss her.

Seeing her cherry mouth and pink lips, so delicate that I kissed her.

I changed direction halfway through the kiss, gave up her lips, closed my mouth on her forehead, and kissed her lightly.

Because I haven't lost my mind, I'm afraid that if I kiss her on the lips, if both of them are emotional, and if we have feelings, and the tongues are entangled with each other during a deep kiss, she will definitely touch my teeth, and it will be troublesome.

It turns out that whoever touches my tooth and I curse will die immediately.

If I don't curse, I won't die right away, but it won't be long before something big happens if I don't die.

For example, the doctor who delivered me, and the blind man Liu who touched my bones.

Now I feel that if I want to live forever with the iceberg beauty, I have to overcome two obstacles.

One is to find a way to make her not be able to lose her soul after going down the mountain, and the other is to make the teeth in my mouth not hurt her.

I was shocked to think of this, the tooth I lost last time is now on her neck, she won't have an accident in a few days.

I first talked about the weirdness of my teeth, and then I told her about my worries.

The iceberg beauty smiled and said Master, please rest assured, after your teeth leave your body for a day, the curse function will disappear, so I am wearing a necklace, don't worry.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said it would be best.

Thinking of the shallow kiss I gave her just now, a few more red clouds floated on her face.

Seeing that she was shy, I hurriedly said, the master will be responsible for the end, and I will marry you in the future.

The iceberg beauty smiled and said that you are not an adult yet, and when you turn eighteen years old, the little woman can give you everything, including a virgin, but it is still a little early to talk about this.

After she finished speaking, she felt very embarrassed, turned her head and ran away with a red face.

I wanted to chase, but it was too late, so I shouted at her back: "Sister Caiyun, what should I do so that you will not be lost after leaving Paohuling." ”

Although she was no longer visible, her voice still carried along the mountain wind.

The iceberg beauty said: "After a year, when you turn eighteen, you will be able to recover all the mana of the great master, and then you will carry me down the mountain, and I will not be scattered." ”

I see, maybe after the age of eighteen, my teeth will be fine when they touch her.

I walked down the mountain with a relaxed step, and when I got home, I found that Datou and Xiaotong had left, and my bedroom had been cleaned up, but the wall skin at the head of the bed had still fallen off a lot.

On my mouth, there is still a fragrance.

This is the female fragrance left to me by the forehead of the iceberg beauty.

I kept licking my tongue and couldn't sleep.

I'm just going to go to the Internet café for a walk.