If Lord Yama doesn't leave, I won't be able to get up, after all, I just designed to kill the little judge, Zhang Lin is an important member of his Yama Palace, he can let Zhang Lin go, but he may not be able to let me go.

Now I say this, it is because, I believe, he has already seen through everything, and the cause of the death of the little judge, he knows it in his heart.

And the relationship between me and Zhang Lin, he won't be unaware, so the role I played in killing the little judge, he must also understand it in his heart.

But I waited for a while, and Lord Yama didn't leave, and he sighed.

"I've been here for so long, why haven't the mountain gods of Running Tiger Ridge come out to meet me." Lord Yama said to himself.

Actually, I also understood that he was implying to me, that he knew that I was nearby.

Since this was all the case, it was no fun for me to hide any longer, so I got up from the pit and shook my body vigorously, and all the dirt was shaken off by me.

I slapped again, and then walked over to Lord Yama.

"Lord Yama has arrived, the little god has lost his welcome, and he also asks Lord Yama to atone for his sins." I'm kind enough to say.

Lord Yama is tall, and although his face is vicious, his expression at the moment is quite kind.

"The mountain god is polite, I have nothing else, that is, my brother-in-law died here, I want to ask you, the specific experience, this mountain is yours, every grass and tree is also yours, presumably you want to know the truth, it shouldn't be difficult, just call out the small animals nearby, smell it."

Others call me the mountain god, but the king of Hades only calls me the mountain god, and this is because his status is higher than mine.

When I heard this, I just looked at another mountain, pointed to that side, and said, "Lord Yama, it's a pity that my mountain temple has long been abandoned, and there should only be tea over there, otherwise, you will come and sit with me?" ”

Lord Yama smiled and said that you don't have to talk about him left and right, you haven't answered my question yet.

I nodded at the time and said I know the truth, but I can't go into details, anyway, I can only assure you that your brother-in-law is definitely innocent.

Lord Yama changed his face at that time, and said that if you don't say it, you won't be afraid that I will kill you?

Originally, he had a very heavy murderous aura on his body, but as soon as he changed his face this time, the murderous aura was like a cold wind blowing in his face, and after it blew on his face, it made me feel like a knife.

Even if death is imminent, I won't say it.

Because even if they can guess, but there is no evidence, and if I say it, then there is evidence.

After thinking about this, I held my head high and said Lord Yama, if you want to kill me, then you can do it.

Lord Yama suddenly laughed, still looking up to the sky and laughing.

I didn't know why, so I was stunned.

After a while, Lord Yama stopped smiling and said, "Mountain God, there is really a kind!" But you may misunderstand what I mean, I know that you are the target of Judge Zhang, according to the world, you are the family of the executives of my unit, how can I kill you! As long as you don't drag the judge back, at the end of the year, I plan to send you a commendation for the advanced family members of the prefecture system. ”

Hearing Lord Yama say this, I was also relieved.

"Thank you Lord Yan for your promotion, I will definitely support Zhang Lin's work very well, and if there is something in the underworld, I can help at any time." I climbed up the pole.

This is also what Xu Laosan taught me before, a big man like Lord Yama who is in charge of one of the Three Realms, as long as he shows goodwill, don't be tough with him.

Say good things, who wouldn't!

"Mountain god, why don't we find a place to eat and drink?" After Lord Yan finished speaking, he turned into a middle-aged man in a suit, looking very much like the teacher in the Zihuan branch.

I said yes, there is a Xu family restaurant at the foot of the mountain, and the things in it are good, but I don't know, do you have any taboo things.

"Don't eat? No, what I eat, I haven't eaten a human meal for a long time. Lord Yama said.

Since that's the case, let's go, who's afraid of whom!

So I walked down the hill with him, and of course, we walked very fast.

"Would you like to call a few companions?" I asked halfway through.

Actually, I wanted to call the old turtle spirit and Zheng Poyu, so that they could be familiar with Lord Yama.

"No need, just the two of us, there are too many people, it's inconvenient to speak." Lord Yama rejected me in one bite.

Of course, his words didn't make me feel uncomfortable, because everyone said that it was inconvenient for people to talk too much, and it was clear that he wanted to talk to me a little, which was not enough for outsiders.

This is obviously treating me as his own.

I and Lord Yan soon came to the Xu Family Hotel, because the two children are very healthy, so the Xu Da stunned restaurant has already opened for business, and we always have to make money for the children to make milk powder.

When Lord Yama and I walked in, Xu Da was stunned and asked me, who is this gentleman?

I'll just say it's an associate professor at the Zihuan branch.

Xu Da was stunned to see that Lord Yama was dressed very bookishly, so he believed it, and invited me and Lord Yama into a private room on the second floor.

"Uncle Da Shu, I know that your apprentice is in charge of the kitchen now, but what, my friend is very important to me, so I want to ask you to cook it yourself, Uncle Da Shu, do you have time?"

If someone else said this, Xu Da would definitely refuse, but for me, he had no reason to refuse.

I've saved my first two lives, and I've saved his grandchildren, and he's worried about how to thank me.

Xu Da was stunned and said Huangshan, you will see the outside when you say this, you can order food.

I ordered Xu Dashuang's best roast leg of lamb, as well as braised pork, and a few side dishes, Xu Dashuang took the menu and went out.

A waiter here brought two bottles of good wine and a pot of good tea.

"It's just two bottles, not enough to drink, mountain god, why don't you want me to drink it?" Lord Yama said with a smile.

"Lord Yama, you can't laugh at me like this, you may not know that there is still a kind of wine in the world, called beer, drink beer after drinking liquor, you are always energetic!"

After I finished speaking, I called the waiter and asked me to bring a case of beer.

Looking at the yellow liquid in the bottle, Lord Yama said that it was good, and it looked delicious.

After a while, Xu Da was stunned and the fried side dishes came up, I opened the liquor with Lord Yama, and drank it one bottle at a time, Lord Yama drank the beer as soon as possible, so the liquor drank quickly.

After all, he hasn't drunk the liquor, those who died, the family always had to pour wine in front of the grave, and the ghost received the wine underground, and the delicious one would definitely be offered.

When the liquor was finished, the roast leg of lamb came up.

As for the braised pork, it is served when the rice is served.

Lord Yama tasted a roast leg of lamb and said it was really good, the taste was invincible!

After he finished speaking, he took out a small notebook, and then stretched out his head and asked me, what is the name of the cook?

I felt a little wrong, so I said, "Why are you asking this?"

"As long as I write his name in this notebook, he won't live to dawn, so that he will go to the underworld, and I will arrange for him to be the imperial chef of the underworld." Lord Yama said.

Damn, how can this work!

"I said Lord Yan, people make good food because they respect you, but because of this, you still want to let people die, this is reasonable, it doesn't make sense, you can't do this!"

I said it so badly, and this persuaded Lord Yama.

Grandma's, almost killed Xu Da stunned, thinking about me, I was in the back row, and the sweat on my forehead came out.

Finally, seeing that Lord Yan put away the small notebook, I quickly changed the topic and asked him what he wanted to say to me.

"Mountain god, what I want to tell you is that the little judge is nominally my brother-in-law or my subordinate, in fact, I am about to be killed by him, this time he died, I am really happy, and I can't say it with Cui Juan them, so I have to find you, otherwise, I will suffocate to death."

After Lord Yama finished speaking, he took a sip of beer.

"Yes, this beer is so good, I like the taste!" He boasted about the beer again.

"If it's good, you can drink it hard, if one box is not enough, let's move another box." I said generously, beer is not worth much, you drink it hard.

Lord Yama quickly got drunk and had nothing to say to me.

It turned out that the pink skeleton's previous life was the first love of Lord Yama.

Although Lord Yama is married, he still misses the pink skull.

As a result, Lord Yama's wife is another hot girl, who always calls and drinks Lord Yama at home, and never gives him face.

The more this happened, the more Lord Yama missed the pink skeleton, and later he knew where the pink skeleton was located, so he ran to catch up with others.

As for the pink skeleton, I also want to have a big backer, and the backer of Lord Yama is not small.

So the two hit it off and often had trysts.

Originally, the little judge was in the underworld, and he was an ordinary Yin soldier, but this guy was very attentive and found out about the adultery between Lord Yama and the pink skeleton, so as to threaten Lord Yama and let Lord Yama promote him.

Lord Yama had no choice but to promote him from a Yin soldier to a minor judge.

Later, the things that the little judge did were the same as I thought, and Lord Yama knew a lot, but because the little judge was holding his handle in his hand, he didn't make any moves.

I said at the time, you, the prince of Yama, are too aggrieved, if you are the emperor of the world, which courtier dares to blackmail him, as long as he raises his eyebrows, that courtier will be wiped out by the nine clans.

"That's the emperors of the world, they don't understand the way of heaven, so no dynasty can last long, I'm different, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, no matter how the dynasty is changed, I am still the Lord of Yama, and the Lord of Yama cannot easily kill his subordinates, especially the executives who are qualified to go to the palace of the king of Yama."

I smiled, and said in my heart that it seems that Zhang Lin and I have helped Lord Yan solve a big problem.

"This time you and Zhang Lin did a great favor to me, I can't give Zhang Lin a promotion, after all, she has little qualifications, and I am under a lot of pressure to promote her to be a judge, if it weren't for the statement that a woman can hold up half the sky and must increase the proportion of female officials, Heavenly Court will not approve it, so I won't be able to promote her again, but don't worry, she's a female judge, as soon as the probationary period arrives, I guarantee that she can be turned positive, and before she only had a title and no specific authority, this time the little judge died, the authority of the little judge, I'll leave it all to her. ”

With Lord Yama's assurance, I am more at ease.

Now I only hate killing the little judge, it's too late to kill, and if I knew the Tao inside, I would have done it to him a long time ago.

Lord Yama took out his heart with me and treated me as a friend, so I frequently raised my glass and drank with him, and I must let him go home happy.

In the end, he really drank too much, and I helped him out of the restaurant.

"The beer is really delicious!" He said again.