Lord Yama walked to the door, and he couldn't stop boasting about the taste of beer.

"You come often after it's delicious, and every time I invite you to drink enough." I said with a smile, and at the same time thought to myself, "It's not difficult to entertain you, it's just beer."

"It's a pity that when I return to the underworld, I can't come to the world anymore, the hot summer is coming soon, if there is a cold beer to drink every night, how nice it would be!"

With my support, Lord Yama came to the foot of the mountain in Paohuling, and couldn't help but complain to me, saying that he was not as good as a ghost and a city god, and he could often wander around the world, eat whatever he wanted, and drink whatever he wanted.

I'll just say that this is a trivial matter, and I'll pack your beer in the future!

"Don't lie to me, if you lie to me, I'll write your name in the book of life and death, I can tell you that my book of life and death is much more advanced than the judge's book, and you can't do it if you are a mountain god."

Lord Yama joked with me, then revealed his true identity, waved at me, and walked away.

After I returned to the Guandi Temple, Zhang Lin and the little demon were waiting for me anxiously.

Seeing that I was coming, the little demon hurriedly went to find me a change of clothes, and went to the bathroom to put water for me.

I told Zhang Lin about the matter briefly.

Zhang Lin learned that I had made friends with Lord Yama, and I was so happy that I hugged me vigorously.

The little embarrassment demon pushed the door in, and when he saw this scene, Zhang Lin said very generously, Xiao Miao, what are you looking at, or would you come over and taste it too?

The little demon blushed and said, No, no, I put the water away, if he goes to take a bath, he will go, if he doesn't wash, you can continue, I have to go to the East Cross Courtyard and clean up.

The little demon left after speaking.

Zhang Lin regarded me as a great hero, accompanied me all the way into the bathroom, took the initiative to untie my clothes, and bathed me.

The west cross courtyard is now arranged with three bedrooms by the little demon, and she sleeps in one by herself, and by the time I wash it, she is already asleep.

This girl is too sensible, as long as Zhang Lin is present, she will never have any thoughts about me, she just treats herself as a little maid and thinks about Zhang Lin everywhere.

That night, in order to reward me, Zhang Lin was very kind to me, she was afraid that I would not be happy, and she wanted to call the little demon together, but I refused.

If the little demon came over and Zhang Lin was here, she would be very unhappy.

I don't want the little demon to be wronged.

The little judge fell, and within a few days, Zhang Lin turned positive and became a legitimate little judge, and also took over the little judge's mess.

In this way, Zhang Linke is busy, after all, what the little judge left her is a mess.

I was worried that Lord Yan's wife would embarrass Zhang Lin, but Zhang Lin said that there was nothing wrong with it.

Lord Yama's wife was very strong, and she quarreled with Lord Yama, and she had to let Lord Yama kill Zhang Lin, but Lord Yama was very tough this time, but she didn't agree, and her wife was angry and hanged herself.

At that time, when I heard Zhang Lin say this, I still didn't believe it, so I said that the wife of Lord Yan can also kill herself?

"It stands to reason that she can't, but she is angry with Lord Yama, so she has to kill herself, and then she goes to the world to be reincarnated, saying that when she grows up, she will marry, and she will marry again and again, and she will cuckold Lord Yama."

I couldn't help but laugh.

It's a pity that this eldest wife forgot about Meng Po soup.

After she died, a bowl of Meng Po soup was poured down, and she couldn't remember that she was once the wife of Lord Yama.

However, her reincarnation into someone else is not necessarily a bad thing, when she grows up, she meets a little brother who loves her, and the two of them spend the month and the moon to fall in love, isn't it beautiful!

I haven't forgotten that Lord Yama asked for beer.

Xiao Chenghuang, Lao Turtle Jing, Zheng Poyu, these three can send wine to Lord Yama, after I thought about it, I still gave this beauty to Lao Turtle Jing.

After all, Xiao Chenghuang has no ambitions and is not old-fashioned, and he was entangled by Xiao Zi and asked him to send beer to Lord Yama, and he was blind to this opportunity.

And Zheng Poyu doesn't know how to make a fool of himself, and if he sends beer, he doesn't know how to deal with Lord Yama.

Therefore, the old turtle essence is the most suitable.

It turns out that I am right, the old turtle spirit often sends beer to Lord Yama, and within a month, he climbed from the position of the ghost in Pengcheng to the leader of the ghost in this province.

This guy is so majestic, he took Mrs. Mei and went directly to the provincial capital to join the company.

Before leaving, the old turtle spirit thanked me, and said brother, if you have something to do in the future, the ghost of the province will guarantee to go to the soup.

I said that you are not sincere, you have to go to the soup and fire.

"You underestimate the ghost leader of a province, there is no big thing, why do you need me to go to the soup, by the way, after my old woman leaves, there will be a land lord here, that is, the land lord on the side of the old turtle spirit before, the old man is not bad, you take good care of it, don't let the little city god bully him."

I said that your abacus is really loud, and you haven't repaid me yet, so you found me another thing to do.

It was a short white-bearded landlord, and on the first night he came, he came to Guandi Temple to worship Menzi, and Zhang Lin was not there, so I received him.

The land lord thanked me vigorously, saying that if there was no mountain god to send Lao Yuan to the throne, I would not have been able to get this land temple.

I'll just say that you are in Lao Turtle Pond, don't you also have a land temple?

"Don't mention it, it's not a formal establishment over there, but when you get here, it's a formal establishment, and if there is something here in the future, the mountain god will tell you." The land lord is very polite.

After a brief chat with him, I sent him away.

As soon as the old turtle spirit left, there were no other ghosts on Pengcheng's side, so Zheng Po captured one and took a group of Yin soldiers to inspect Zihuan County.

Originally, the two of them discussed, but now Zheng Poyu himself has the final say, and speaking of which, he can be regarded as promoted, so he is also very happy.

As for Xiao Chenghuang, he has no intention of climbing up now, and his only thought is to defeat the Hedong Lion at home.

Until now, Xiao Chenghuang has not rolled the sheets with Xiao Zi.

"Mountain God, this girl eats and drinks without saying, and often buys clothes, she is happy when she buys it, she buys it at home, sometimes she doesn't wear it, my antiques have begun to be sold, I can bear these, anyway, when I become a poor egg, she will also live a poor life, the only thing I can't bear is that I haven't rolled the sheets with her now, what toad urine you said last time, the smell is too strong, after she smells it, she doesn't drink it at all!"

I said at the time, otherwise, when my third grandfather comes back, let him help you dispense medicine?

"The Taoist went to find his daughter-in-law, I don't know when I'll come back, I can't wait, tomorrow night, I'll take Xiaozi to find her father, Lao Tzu wants to return it! I can't control it so much this time, and her father can't be my top boss! ”

The little city god complained, and then left in a huff.

I originally thought that he would really go to the provincial capital, but he didn't go for a few days, but that ear was getting bigger and bigger, and it seemed that he would be pulled by Xiao Zi every day.

Zhang Lin is getting busier and busier, and in the summer, she often comes back for several days.

I couldn't sleep every time, and I said in my heart that if I knew this was the case, I wouldn't let her be a little judge.

As for the little demon, except for the night of the first time, he never let me touch it.

That time, Zhang Lin hadn't come back for ten days, and I felt like I couldn't help it, but I didn't want to force the little demon, so I had to pour several buckets of cold water on my head without night.

That night, just after pouring a bucket of cold water, the gate of Guandi Temple rang again.

After the little demon went to see it, he said that the person who came was an associate professor of the Zihuan branch and wanted to see you.

I thought about it, an associate professor at the Zihuan branch?

, could it be that Lord Yama is here?

I hurriedly ran out and opened the door to see that it was Lord Yama.

I asked him to enter the Guandi Temple, but he didn't come in yet, squirming and pinching.

"I said Lord Yama, even if you have something to say, you said that you control the life and death of tens of millions of people, why are you still so unhappy now."

Lord Yama gritted his teeth and said Brother, the pink skeleton is now, is it there for Master Wanghong?

I nodded, and said yes, what, are you going to catch up on old love? I don't feel good, because the pink skeleton has already followed the monk to become a monk, and he said that he wanted it.

"Brother, do you think this is okay, Mrs. Forget Red is not a simple person, I want to steal the pink skeleton from her, it's not easy, you take me to meet Mrs. Forget Hong, I'll discuss with her, let her arrange for the pink skeleton to meet me, is this okay?"

Lord Yama has called me brother, I can't help with this help!

I was going to go with him, but Xiao Chenghuang came to the door with a blue nose and swollen face.

Seeing the little city god, Lord Yama hurriedly hid.

"Mountain God, no, I really can't stand the birds, tonight no matter what, you have to accompany me to the provincial capital, I want to take Xiaozi out of stock!" If I don't return it, my ears will fall off! Look at it, look at it, if there was a women's federation in this stepping horse prefecture, I would have sued Xiaozi for long-term domestic violence against me! ”

I looked at Xiao Chenghuang's ear, and his right ear was torn off and almost fell off.

I'm also angry.

Xiao Zi is indeed too much, no matter what, this is also the husband you are willing to marry!

How could anyone be so ruthless to her husband!

I called the little demon and asked her to bring the little city god in and give her some medicine.

Lord Yama came out of the shadows, and in order to quickly find the pink skeleton, he said to me that he had a way to solve it on the side of Xiao Chenghuang.

I asked him if there was any way to make Xiaozi be kind to her husband.

"I also know a little bit about that girl, although she has a twenty-year-old body, her mind is still a little baby, and she is the kind of naughty little baby, so I just need to make her mind mature, you see me."

After Lord Yama finished speaking, he took out a small notebook, wrote Xiao Zi's name, and added sixteen to the age in the back.

"In this way, this girl will be about twenty years old, and she will be much more sensible." Lord Yama closed the small book and said.

I asked Lord Yama to wait for me at the nunnery first, and then I went in to find Xiao Chenghuang.

He also insisted that I go with him to the provincial capital.

"You give Xiaozi another chance, you go back first tonight, she will move your finger again, and it will not be too late to withdraw from the marriage."

The little city god was frightened and said that he would not go back.