Hearing that I wondered, could it be the little junior sister who did it, Xu Laosan shook his head.

"My clay man, even if she can't beat the little junior sister and the cat ghost, but without the incense ash of my Guandi Temple, the little junior sister doesn't want to destroy the clay man, the clay man is pestering her, she can't spare her hand at all, come back and make some trouble."

Xu Laosan is very sure of this.

I also know in my heart, little junior sister, I don't dare to step into the Guandi Temple.

As a witch Gu sect person, if she dared to come in, Master Guan promised to swing a knife and chop off her head.

The cat ghost did not dare to approach the statue of Master Guan, and the last time the Taoist temple was not changed to the Guan Emperor Temple, the cat ghost sneaked in, and he had to hide in the vat and cover his yin qi with water.

At that time, the statues of the gods were all targeted by the rat spirit with red paint, and the cats and ghosts were afraid.

Now not to mention the old man Guan in the main hall, just the one who is angry and carrying a knife outside, the cat ghost can't be provoked.

"Moreover, the people of the witchcraft are not proficient in feng shui, do not study the five elements, and don't understand what Qimen Dunjia is, so even if the little junior sister secretly runs back, she can't do it, this kind of advanced handling technique."

Xu Laosan said very surely, the little junior sister was also excluded.

Except for the old turtle spirit and the little junior sister, I don't have any powerful enemies anymore, by the way, could it be that the gods did it? I scolded the heavens and the earth that day, maybe some gods came to teach me a lesson, and wanted to trap me in a cave for a thousand years.

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan burst out laughing.

"Child, the Three Realms are different, and they can't easily go to each other!"

"After the goblin becomes an immortal, he can't stay in the world, he must immediately report to the heavens and be included in the division of the immortal class, Ji Caiyun, if it weren't for the queen ant and rubbed away her spirit, she wouldn't have been delayed for another forty-nine days."

"Monkey King, the somersault cloud has doubled, 108,000 miles."

"There is a golden hoop rod hidden in his ears, and he has seventy and two changes in his body, and he is omnipotent under the Tianshan Mountains."

"At the beginning, he was as powerful as him, and after accepting the Heavenly Court's recruitment, he didn't have to go to heaven immediately to take up his post, and he was Bi Ma Wen for a period of time."

"In this world, in addition to the fact that the heavens really can't stand it, except for a few heavenly thunders, the gods rarely interfere, our Dao Fu, the ones invited are not the gods, but the gods who are driven by the gods."

"Even if you point to the sky and scold the earth, and beat you two heavenly thunders, this matter will be over."

"There are more people who scold God than those who worship Buddha."

"If you scold God, he will send the immortals to clean up one by one, and the immortals will be tired to death, besides, God looks at us, just like we look at ants, will you be angry with ants? You certainly won't. ”

"God won't, he's not so stingy."

"So, although the immortals have mana and are easy to carry, they definitely didn't do it."

Xu Laosan said that the head is the Tao, and I have to obey it.

Since it wasn't done by the gods, who could it be?

Ghost corpses?

He has the ability to drink up my brains long ago, or directly take away me.

I pondered for a long time, and suddenly, I thought of a key person, but she was dead, that person was Yuan Laoer's partner and wife, a fake nun known as the poison sac in the rivers and lakes.

"By the way, Third Grandpa, the fake nun I killed before has a very special identity."

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan became interested.

"What identity?" He asked.

"Before the ghost corpse went down to the underworld, he said that the poison sac was the head of the Huanxi Buddha, and the current biological daughter of the Huanxi Buddha, could it be that the Huanxi Buddha personally came to the door and wanted to avenge my deep hatred for killing his daughter?"

Xu Laosan slapped his thigh and said, "I said that Chu Zhongtian just now, do you remember?" ”

I nodded, and said How can I not remember, listen to what you mean just now, Chu Zhongtian should be Master Hejihai, and Master Tai and his old man, who are on the same level as the rivers and lakes.

Xu Laosan said: "Yes, this Chu Zhongtian is the current Huanxi Buddha - in fact, the ghost corpse is a little wrong, the Huanxi Buddha is in charge, the most popular name in the rivers and lakes is not Huanxi Buddha, but Huanxi Bodhisattva." ”

High up, high mountains.

Originally, my master's name was very imposing.

But the Joy Bodhisattva Chu Zhongtian, his name is even more imposing than the name of the master.

Chu Zhongtian, like the sun in the sky.

Just by listening to the name, you know that this is definitely not a person who is easy to deal with.

Although Xu Laosan said that when Chu Zhongtian saw Master Tai, he would also give Master Tai some face, but it did not necessarily mean that he was afraid of Master Tai.

For example, when I see Lao Bai, I will definitely give face, but this does not mean that I am just afraid of Lao Bai, but I just have the least respect for my elders.

So, I hurriedly asked Xu Laosan.

"Third grandfather, that Joy Bodhisattva Chu Zhongtian, is he a feng shui master who is proficient in feng shui, or a genius who has penetrated Qimen Dunjia? Does he even know how to carry it? If he could, wouldn't his handling skills be powerful? ”

My series of questions are just to find out the truth of Chu Zhongtian.

Xu Laosan bit his lip, thought for a while, and answered me cautiously.

"If you want to talk about Chu Zhongtian, I must first tell you about the situation of the Huanxi Buddha."

"Our Five Elements Escape, including other Buddhist and Taoist sects, although there are few people, but if you pull any one, you are also a person with two brushes."

"Huanxi Buddha's first-class sect, just the opposite of us, although there are people all over the world, but the quality is uneven, except for a very few, such as Yuan Lao'er poison sac, the rest of the many people are bullshit."

"For example, the one attached to the white dog was easily leveled by us."

"It's that kind of goods, in the Joy Buddha Sect, it can be regarded as a middle-class talent."

"Why do you rejoice that there are so many mediocre people in the Buddha?"

"There are many mediocre people, because the operation of the Buddha of Joy requires them to earn a lot of money, why do they need a lot of money? It is because the teaching itself, that is, the Bodhisattva of Joy, is a bottomless pit of dissatisfaction. ”

"Some people say that Huanxi Bodhisattva used to be a man, and he was first raised as a prostitute boy, because he accidentally ate meat Ganoderma lucidum, and after surviving by luck, he practiced the Yin and Yang Butterfly on his body."

"Some people also say that Huanxi Bodhisattva used to be the top brand of Qinglou."

"In order to maintain her appearance, she often eats pearl powder, that is, she takes the priceless pearl at the bottom of the sea, uses a small knife, scrapes it into powder layer by layer, and eats it, but she eats a cold clam old pearl, and the old pearl turns into a yin and yang butterfly."

"Anyway, no matter whether the Bodhisattva is happy, whether he is a man or a woman, whether he eats meat Ganoderma lucidum by mistake, or he is greedy for pearl powder, he has cultivated the Yin Yang Butterfly, and by chance, he has successfully turned into a demon."

"At present, in this world, the only one I know who has turned into a demon is him."

"But because the original Yin Yang Butterfly was not cultivated by himself, his foundation is unstable, and if he wants to maintain his longevity, he must continue to eat meat lingzhi and pearl powder."

"He eats like that, but he eats it like a meal."

"Meat Ganoderma lucidum and pearl powder, when you eat it, how much does it cost, you don't need me to explain it to you."

"Because of this, on the rivers and lakes, many people call him the Bottomless Pit Bodhisattva."

"So in order to ensure that he can eat meat lingzhi and pearl powder every day, the Bodhisattva of Joy needs a lot of money, and as the master of the sect, he must not be able to make money himself."

"So, he rejoiced in the Buddha's door and began to recruit disciples."

"People who are originally upright will not join the Buddha of Joy, so those people who pour into the Buddha of Joy, none of them are good, they are all looking for a backer to make a lot of money, as long as they share fifty percent of the profits and hand them over."

"In this way, it will be messed up."

"There are more and more innocent victims."

"That year, you were too master, I couldn't stand it anymore."

"So, your master, you found the demon monk Jihai."

"The two joined forces and finally found out where the helm of the Huanxi Buddha Gate was."

"Then go directly to the door and settle accounts with Chu Zhongtian."

"After the three of them met, I don't know what happened."

"But later, Chu Zhongtian compromised."

"He promised his disciples that he would not harm innocent people in the future."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I expressed my disbenecy: "Jiani, not innocent!" ”