Xu Laosan came over and asked me what beautiful things I thought, with a smile on his face.

I pursed my lips and said what are you talking nonsense, didn't you see that I gritted my teeth just now, my upper and lower teeth were together, and I made a sound, where did I think of beautiful things, I thought of hatred! Bone-cutting hatred! Do you understand!

Xu Laosan turned his hand and handed me a mirror, saying that you kid look in the mirror by yourself, anyway, I didn't see any hatred on your face, but found that your smile was very bright.

I'm also curious, I'm obviously ruthless, how can I laugh on my face!

So I froze and took a look in the mirror.

I also found that a smile appeared on my face, I threw the mirror out of the wall with my hand, and said, "Third grandfather, I'm not laughing, I'm laughing." ”

"The kind of cruel smile that pinched the enemy in the palm of his hand and rubbed it at will, a cruel grin!" Again, I emphasize.

Xu Laosan looked out of the wall with pity, feeling sorry for the small mirror, so he said to me very unceremoniously: "Stinky boy, less coming, how do I look at it, how do I feel that you are a lewd smile!" ”

"Yes, I'm just smiling and smiling! The pleasure of revenge! I said with a clenched palm.

Xu Laosan didn't answer my words, but said: "Now, you believe me, weird song, it's not to hurt you, she won't let Ji Caiyun, that little girl, hurt you." ”

As soon as I heard this, I clutched my chest and felt distressed.

"Third grandfather, you see that I am not injured on the surface, but in fact, I have suffered very serious internal injuries."

As soon as I said this, Xu Laosan was taken aback, and stretched out his hand to take my pulse: "Eldest grandson, is it a secret injury to your internal organs, hurry up, let the third grandfather give you a pulse!" ”

I said no, what I hurt was a heart, sad, do you understand.

Xu Laosan kicked me hard to express his disdain.

"Get out of the way, I didn't answer your words just now, you're not done yet!"

"Isn't it just a woman, are you worth worrying about? Looking at the thousands of miles in this world, there is no grass at the end of the world! A dignified manly man, he can still be hurt by a woman! Look at the opening point, Xiaomi's girl is good. ”

"Look at that girl's hip bones, they are so wide, they must be able to give birth to a big fat boy, and the breasts are big, and the breast milk content should be more, even if there are four babies in a row, they can be fed."

Xu Laosan said, and he actually revealed, matching me and Xiaomi.

I hurriedly pointed to the hall over there and reminded Xu Laosan.

"Third grandfather, don't forget, Xiaomi just instructed the black King Kong surnamed Zhou to swagger and steal the incense ash in front of our grandfather, there must be something wrong with her, good and evil are not separated, I will not be interested in her."

Xu Laosan said: "It's okay, isn't it just a little bit of incense ash, as long as she becomes my granddaughter-in-law, I don't have a problem with the incense burner taking it away." ”

I have an instinctive rejection of Xiaomi.

Not because of anything else, just because, in order to turn into a demon, she couldn't find the tricky teeth to activate the Yin Yang Butterfly, so she went to Qinglong and saw many men's private parts.

I didn't do anything further, but I found it hard to accept.

As a result, now, Xu Laosan strongly recommends Xiaomi, and I am a little resistant.

"Third grandfather, this is easy to do, you hurry up and find a little widow, give birth to a son, and the son will give you a grandson, you let your grandson marry Xiaomi, won't she become your granddaughter-in-law!"

Xu Laosan looked at me and couldn't be interested in millet, just like an old bustard facing a picky prostitute, he thought of a girl again.

"What about Tian Tian, that girl, born with a baby face, is definitely a beauty among beauties, I can guarantee that after you marry her, even if fifty years have passed, your kid has become a bad old man, she will still be as beautiful as ever."

Hearing Xu Laosan mention Tian Tian, I was stunned.

"Third grandfather, she's a female charm, okay, what do you say!"

Xu Laosan nodded again and again and said, "Not bad!" That girl is covered with thorns, and the man will turn into a stone when he touches her, you can still hold on a few times, maybe you can kiss her, but unfortunately you were struck by lightning and couldn't touch her. ”

Then Xu Laosan snapped his fingers and thought of Mai Xiaoying again.

"I think it's still a yang ghost, it's not bad, although it's now sloppy, but it's also a beauty, as long as you kid is moisturized, that budding flower will be watered by you, and it will be open and delicate!"

I snorted and said, "Third Grandpa, now is not the time for you to pimp me!" We have a lot of business! ”

With that, I went to the room and poured a glass of water, and brought in two small benches.

When Xu Laosan sat down, I handed him a cigarette, lit it for him, and then knelt in front of him and kowtowed three times.

Xu Laosan hurriedly pulled me up and said, "Oh, my eldest grandson, why are you kowtowing." ”

"Third grandfather, for me, you actually stabbed yourself in the heart, your grandson has written down your feelings for me, if you are in trouble in the future, your grandson can't save you, and you will also insert a knife yourself!"

I'm serious.

This time I have something to do, and my grandfather is still thousands of miles away.

Hu Xiaoli just arranged for Aunt Dou to release a tofu fox who talked a lot, but didn't care about it, and didn't help at all.

Although it was Changmao and the sixth son, they finally rescued me, but Xu Laosan, there is no credit, there is hard work!

If others don't say it, my own father has long forgotten me.

Hu Xiaoli? Can she be a martyr for me when I die?

Forget it, if my father, her nerdy husband, could live for 10,000 years, she would have to climb out of the coffin even if she died, and borrow another 9,960 years from the sky!

At present, the only person who loves me so much that he can be buried with his life is Xu Laosan!

If I don't kneel to him, who will kneel!

Xu Laosan thought that he didn't use his strength in the right place and didn't rescue me with his own hands, but in fact, he not only felt guilty, but also blamed himself.

Seeing me kowtow to him at this moment, coupled with the touching words I said, he burst into tears for a while.

"Good grandson, with your words, the third grandfather's knife was not in vain!"

"In the future, even if you don't have my surname Xu, I will treat you as your surname Xu! You're my own grandson! ”

"However, you remember it for me, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have good fortune and misfortune, the third grandfather has lived for sixty years, sixty years, the life of a Jiazi, and he has lived enough, if I die, you must also live well!"

"At that time, if I am killed and I am not sure that I have won the other party, you will not avenge me!"

"Giving people heads, it's not the character of the third grandfather!"

Xu Laosan said very emotionally, wiping his tears and wiping his sleeves wet.

I feel that if this continues, the scene is a bit sad, a bit like a memorial service for him.

So I was going to make a joke and dispel the sad atmosphere.

"My third grandfather buys a cabbage, but also peels off a few pieces of vegetables outside, I have a good example, I promise to follow your old man's teachings, and never take the initiative to give people heads, loss-making transactions, we never do it!"

When I finished speaking, I laughed.

In the past, if I said this, Xu Laosan would definitely choke me twice, but this time he didn't.

"A hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, and he doesn't die and doesn't be a ghost! Kid, you can think so, that's right! ”

Xu Laosan was not only not angry, but also said to me with appreciation.

"Third grandfather, we won't go that far, even if you have a big enemy, as long as you don't go out of the Guandi Temple, the relevant master and Shan Biao are there, and no one can hurt you, so let's study the matter in front of us."

When I said this, I asked Xu Laosan my questions.

Since it wasn't the Song Fairy who carried me from Paohuling to Lao Turtle Pond, who would it be?

The one who turned the note I wrote into a dark coin, is it the one who carried me?

Just like solving a homicide case, the first thing to do is to investigate the enemies of the deceased.

The old turtle spirit was the first to be excluded.

Although there is a grudge, the old turtle spirit no longer has the ability to do the above two points.

Whether he was unintentionally or intentionally, he led Changmao and Liuzi over to save me, just from the fact that it was chased by Changmao and Liuzi, he was indeed greatly injured.

Otherwise, he wants to lure Changmao and Liuzi over, and there are many more decent methods.

The little junior sister is being chased by Gu Dan, and she can't spare her hands.

I thought about it and said, "Could it be that the little junior sister killed the clay figure and came back?" ”