604 The brocade pheasant eats a slap
However, the road is wide, which is also relative to what Ji Caiyun said, for me, the road is not afraid, our car is also big, I was so drunk at the time that I couldn't push it away, so I let people sit across the tiger until I finally flew up and fell asleep.
When I woke up, it was already dark, and at this time, all the strength of the wine had passed, and Ji Caiyun had also cooked a meal, and when she beckoned me to eat, she also looked like she was overworked and the pain was unbearable.
I pretended not to find anything, and comforted her that I would not be like this in the future, and that I would come when I wanted to.
After eating, I pretended to be ashamed and embarrassed to face her, and said that I wanted to walk around, and then I left the mountain temple.
I walked around and saw Winter Snow squatting against the moonlight on the territory that belonged to the mountains.
It seems that this tiger girl is cultivating.
Feeling that the time was almost up, I summoned the mountain biao, and after riding it, I asked it to take me to the top of the mountain in Dajin.
After Shan Biao became a mountain yellow, the detailed map of Paohuling returned to its mind, and it was more familiar with the terrain of Paohuling than me, carrying me at a gallop.
I also told it to slow down, and then I looked at the scenery in the moonlight, and came to the territory of Dajin leisurely.
As I said before, the territory where I first met Ji Caiyun was actually Xiaobai's mountain.
And the mountain of Dajin is another place, this time I came to the territory of Dajin, there are a lot of pheasants on the mountain wandering, of course, they don't call themselves pheasants, because pheasants are not very good, they all call themselves pheasants.
Of course, the male brocade pheasant is colorful, the female brocade pheasant is small, not to mention, it is not good-looking, only after cultivating a human shape, the female brocade pheasant can wear colorful clothes and become good-looking.
The mountains of Dajin are all female brocade pheasants, and there are few cultivated in human shape.
After all, for hundreds of years, they have been sealed by God with the invisible power in the underworld.
When they saw me coming, all the brocade pheasants knelt on the ground, and two of them were clever and wanted to inform Da Jin, so I said that whoever dared to leave the place where she was standing now would give her to Shan Biao to eat.
As soon as I said this, all the brocade pheasants didn't dare to move.
I casually pointed to a brocade pheasant that was relatively large and had been half-humanoid, and said you, take me to your master.
The brocade pheasant didn't dare to disobey, so he had to lead the way in front.
The pheasant led me halfway up the mountain, a cliff with countless green vines hanging from the top of the cliff, and hung the whole cliff into a green barrier.
The pheasant nodded at somewhere on the barrier, and I waved my hand, and she walked away.
I gritted my teeth and closed my eyes, and then the tiger's eyes opened, and immediately through the gap in the green vine, I saw the hole of Dajin, I asked Shan Biao to wait below, and then I reached out and grabbed the green vine.
"Go back and look at Ji Caiyun, don't let her leave the mountain temple." I said to Shan Biao.
The mountain biao ran away, and I climbed up along the green vine.
Although I have taken back my true body, if I want to return to the peak state of my previous life, I still have to go through cultivation.
Only by absorbing enough of the essence of the sun and the moon can I fly like other immortals, and now I can only climb up along the green vines, but after all, I am a scattered immortal, and I climb fast.
In the blink of an eye, I scurried up and down to the edge of the cave of Dajin.
Pushing aside a piece of green vine blocking the entrance of the cave, I quietly got into the cave of Dajin, which was full of green vine decorations, which looked full of greenery.
The further you go, the more luxurious it becomes, and compared to here, my mountain temple is like a slum.
Walking deeper into the cave, I looked up and saw that there was a small hole leading to the top of the mountain.
I also understand the function of this small hole, so that it is convenient for Dajin to sit here and absorb the aura of the mountains and rivers and the essence of the stars and moons.
Now Dajin was sitting, engrossed, and I coughed behind her, and she didn't even notice.
I went around to her and looked, good guy, Dajin was meditating with his eyes closed with his face facing the entrance of the cave.
I shook my body, put away my tiger palms, and sat down beside her with my tiger skin robe open.
It was a whole mountain stone, a whole set of stone tables and chairs made of carving, and there were grapes and other fruits on the stone table, and I grabbed a bunch of grapes.
The grapes are very sweet in the mouth.
I quickly determined that most of the wines that Ji Caiyun poured me today were made from this grape.
What I didn't expect was that after eating a bunch of grapes, I was drunk again, grandma's, it seems that Ji Caiyun said that it was not a lie to say that it was grape water, this kind of grape does not need to make wine at all, it is directly crushed, and the grape water can be intoxicating.
Luckily, I didn't eat many grapes, and after midnight, I came to my senses.
I opened my eyes and saw that Dajin had already knelt in front of me, and when I woke up, she kowtowed and said, "I don't know if the eldest master is coming overnight, is there anything to arrange for Xiaoxian?" ”
I smiled and said Dajin, you are so far away from the master, are you afraid of the master, wait for the next life to swallow you?
"No, no, no." Dajin looked at me with anger on his face, and he couldn't tell the difference.
"If it's not, why are you so far away from me?"
Hearing me say this, Dajin didn't dare to stand up, crawled on the ground on his knees, and slowly moved to me.
I stretched out my big hand, pinched Da Jin's chin and lifted it up, this action was a little light, she thought I came tonight to let her sleep, the spring breeze was full of face, smiling, exuding that kind of ripe beauty charm.
I snorted, suddenly let go of her chin, raised my big hand to open the bow left and right, two loud slaps, hit her neck, both dangling, and it took her a long time to recover.
"Master, I didn't violate anything you asked, why did you hit me?"
Dajin covered his face, looking very aggrieved, and his tears were like a kite with a broken string.
I didn't answer her, but said to stand up, Dajin looked at my serious appearance, didn't dare to say a word, and immediately straightened up and stood up.
"Turn your back to me and take off your skirt." I sat still and continued to command her.
Dajin silently complied.
"Bend down and put your hands on the ground...... Pout. I said coldly.
Dajin did it again, but this time she was still a little excited, and said in a trembling voice: "Master, you are finally here again." ”
I snorted and said coldly, okay, put it on.
When Dajin heard this, he was clever, but he still obediently put on his skirt and knelt on the ground again.
"Why did I hit you, let me tell you clearly, you have a red mole on your left thigh, and today is this red mole, which makes me dizzy, and that road is still flushed, obviously a car passed not long ago, yes or no?"
"Master, didn't you ask knowingly, isn't the car driven by you?" Dajin knelt on the ground and bowed his head and said.
After I was drunk by Ji Caiyun today, it was not Ji Caiyun who sat on me across the tiger, although I was drunk at the time, but I was also very clear, and I can basically be sure that Ji Caiyun used the bag trick, and she replaced her with Dajin.
Now that I have watched Dajin, all the indicators are consistent, and I can basically determine that it is Dajin.
I originally thought that this bag drop plan was discussed by Dajin and Ji Caiyun, and they must both hide it from me, but I didn't expect that before I tortured Dajin to extract a confession, she took the initiative to admit it, still with a question mark on her face.
I asked and found out that Ji Caiyun's courage was really too big.
It turned out that Dajin was chatting with her, she pulled Dajin and didn't let go, and when Dajin wanted to leave, it was already dawn, and my footsteps were getting closer and closer, so Ji Caiyun asked Dajin to hide.
Ji Caiyun scared Dajin at the time, saying that if I saw Dajin stranded in Guandi Temple, I would have to kill her.
So Dajin hid under the bed, and he didn't dare to come out.
Later, when I was eating, Ji Caiyun pulled her to the kitchen to help, and when I was drunk, Ji Caiyun pretended to pass on the holy decree, saying that I summoned Dajin and asked Dajin to come and accompany me, Dajin was very happy to hear it, so he came over.
Ji Caiyun underestimated my supernatural powers.
It's true, if I was very drunk at the time, I only cared about comfort, where would I care about changing people.
Now it seems that when Xiaobai is not there, and Ji Caiyun is alone, she will not let me touch her no matter what, no need to ask, she is afraid that she is pregnant and will not be able to soar.
I snorted, and said in my heart that I had given you enough chance, and you still played tricks with me, see how I punish you!
I told Dajin about this in 1510, and then I asked her if I should kill Ji Caiyun.
Da Jin was startled, and she didn't dare to answer.
She was struggling.
Answer not to kill, she is afraid that I will be unhappy, and answer that I should kill, she is afraid of offending Ji Caiyun.
"Master, you hit me in the face, why don't you care about me."
In order to avoid that question, Dajin actually lied to me.
I slapped the table: "Da Jin, you deceived the master, what crime should you be guilty of!" ”