603 Spotting the bag

Ji Caiyun hurriedly dodged, I pinched the corner of the skirt and didn't let go, if it weren't for the solid material of the skirt, and when she crossed the catastrophe, the skirt also went through the baptism of thunder, and now it is strong and flexible, her skirt will be torn.

"Master, I really can't share a bed with you until Xiaofeng wakes up."

Ji Caiyun said while struggling, begging me to let go.

"Can't share a bed? Two days ago on Peacock Island, after Xiaofeng was struck by lightning, it has always been the same as it is now, why didn't you say that in those two days? Didn't you share my bed for the past two days? And you're having a lot of fun. ”

As soon as I said this, Ji Caiyun was speechless and didn't say anything more.

But she didn't speak, but she still resisted, and she stepped forward and backwards sharply, and the corner of her skirt slipped out of my hand.

I snorted, took off my clothes, and when I thought to me, I turned into a giant again.

And this time my head is a huge tiger head, and my hands are also giant tiger palms, which look very vicious in appearance, and even more with a strong wildness, this is the mountain god, the most primitive true face.

I casually pulled a tiger skin robe from the large cabinet next to me and draped it over my body.

This robe should be the clothes of my previous life, that day Dajin was hiding from the sun in the Guandi Temple, and he cleaned up and maintained it again, and now it is very comfortable to wear on his body, in the end, it is fur.

Wearing this tiger skin robe, coupled with the tiger's head and tiger paws, it makes me look like a big tiger standing.

Now I am dressed the same as Xiaobai and Ji Caiyun, except for the long coat, the inside is vacuum.

At this time, even my voice changed, and my voice became much thicker, and the urn sound was angry.

In the days when I was away, various mountains also sent me a lot of things, wild vegetables and wild fruits, fungus mushrooms and so on, although they are all vegetarian, but these are natural game, very fresh, and it must taste good.

"Go, first wash a few wild fruits for the master to eat, then choose vegetables and tear mushrooms, and cook me a good meal!"

Ji Caiyun saw that I wasn't going to push her down, so if she was amnestied, she immediately ran to the backyard to cook.

I sat on the Taishi's chair and listened to the tinkling of pots and pans in the backyard.

Ji Caiyun was busy for a while and then turned back, and took a small bag of rice from her bedroom.

It was a small snack given to her by Da Jin, Da Jin is not used to eating human cooked food now, peanuts and rice are all eaten raw, and so are several other immortals, they are basically vegetarians.

As for why you don't eat meat, it's because there is an old rule in Paohuling.

This rule is that after cultivating the human form, they are not allowed to kill for eating.

This rule is probably for fear that the seven immortal families will kill each other.

For example, Lao Gray is a rat spirit, it stands to reason that rats are food for foxes, weasels and snakes, in case Lao Hu Lao Huang or even Xiaobai, because of greed, wants to eat Lao Gray, then it will fight, affecting the unity of Paohuling.

Ji Caiyun brought me a plate of wild fruits, among which I liked the bowl of peaches very much, and I took a big bite when I picked it up.

Ji Caiyun said respectfully: "Master, I used my snacks to make you a pot of rice, and I also stewed a pot of wild vegetables and mushroom soup......

I waved my hand and said that you can just make the decision for me for these trivial things.

Ji Caiyun hurriedly went to continue cooking in the pot, as soon as she left, I put down the peaches, in fact, I just made a appearance, although the peaches were delicious, but I didn't have any appetite.

I wondered if I should stop her if she could really ascend.

I also want her to improve, but as soon as she improves, if she is half a level higher than me, she will immediately turn back to rectify me, before she was her owner, I was my tracheitis, everyone does not disturb each other, how good it should be!

As a result, I was oppressed by Mai Xiaoying every day, and she had to come over and step on me.

Not only did it make me beat chickens and eggs, but even Tian Tian's poor little girl was also hurt a lot.

Even if I fulfill her this time, I am sure that the first thing she did when she ascended to heaven and became a great immortal was to come here to find trouble with me.

She is a cautious eye who has revenge, and she is a small revenge.

She couldn't think of the wrong things she had done, and she couldn't think of me sparing her life on Peacock Island, she could only think that I was on Peacock Island, bullying her in all kinds of ways, and treating her as a maid in the room.

At that time, she will insult me in front of the immortals in Running Tiger Ridge, and feed me.

In the end, she might kill me in order to prevent future troubles.

These are not my thoughts, she has done many excessive things before, including trying to kill me.

I thought about it for a long time, and finally decided that as long as I was sure that she still had two hearts, I would definitely clean her up.

If I hadn't spared her like that on Peacock Island, she wouldn't have wanted to break away from me like she is now.

After making up my mind, I felt a lot more at ease.

This time, I ate peaches, and I also felt sweet, and finally when Ji Caiyun served the meal, I shook my tiger head, picked up chopsticks as big as fried fritters, and ate them.

Ji Caiyun stood next to me, didn't eat, I knew at a glance that she was weak-hearted.

For example, Xiaobai, when she is alone with me now, all kinds of tricks, don't give me face at all, originally Ji Caiyun was like this on Peacock Island, but now she has become honest, so I conclude that she has a ghost in her heart.

If I couldn't share a bed after chanting, she could have rejected me with all the confidence.

It was because she lied that she would lower her voice now, and I asked her to eat with me, but she resolutely refused to sit down, saying that she would stand and serve me to eat well, and then she would eat the leftovers.

I slapped the table and said sit down and eat!

Ji Caiyun was frightened, so she sat down and ate carefully.

"Caiyun, you said that I have been good to you all along, have I been good to you? If you stay in Paohuling in the future, I promise to give you enough dignity, and if you are willing to ascend to heaven, as long as you promise not to retaliate against me, I will help you. ”

Ji Caiyun hurriedly shook his head and denied it, saying that he would definitely follow me closely in the future, and he would not go to heaven no matter how good it was.

I spoke earnestly again, and I told her for a long time from the bottom of my heart, but she just didn't admit it.

"Okay, since you follow me with all your heart, I'm satisfied, I'm full, you eat and clean up, pack up and come to see me." When I finished speaking, I stood up and wanted to leave.

Ji Caiyun grabbed me and took out a small wine jar.

Ji Caiyun poured me a big bowl, I smelled it, this wine is really fragrant.

"This is the rice wine brewed by Sister Dajin, sir, you can taste it, how does it taste, mellow or not."

After Ji Caiyun finished speaking, he picked up the wine bowl and brought it to my mouth, I smiled, and said that I don't need you to serve, I can drink it myself, and then took the wine bowl, raised my neck and drank it all.

Ji Caiyun poured me another bowl, and I drank it dry again, and finally drank seven bowls in a row.

In fact, I know very well in my heart, she is afraid that I will forcibly push her down later, so she plans to get me drunk, but she underestimated my amount of alcohol, I am a dignified mountain god, and I can still be drunk by the wine brewed by my subordinate immortals!

After seven bowls, I started pretending to be drunk.

When I was drunk and hazy, Ji Caiyun helped me into the bedroom with a smile and went to bed, she also pinched me hard, I pretended not to feel it, she thought I was drunk and unconscious.

Mai Xiaoying learned lip language from Hu Xiaoli, and later I also learned a little from Mai Xiaoying.

Ji Caiyun went out to clean up the mess at the dinner table, so I squinted my eyes and peeked at her lips through the crack in the door.

I didn't learn lip language well, but after watching it for a while, I still saw it, because Ji Caiyun muttered over and over again in his mouth in an extremely weak voice, just the same sentence.

"When I return from heaven...... Wait for me to return from heaven......"

In this way, it confirms my previous judgment, grandma, you girl, why don't you know what to do!

I slipped back into bed and coughed hard.

Ji Caiyun didn't dare to turn his face with me now, so he immediately ran in, still holding a bowl of water in his hand, and said Master, are you on the wine, this is grape water, you drink a little to relieve hangover.

Then she poured the big bowl into my stomach.

Where is the grape water, it is obviously wine, and I don't know where she got it from, the wine is very strong, more powerful than the seven bowls of rice wine just now.

That way, I don't have to pretend to be drunk.

"Undress! Go to bed! Bedtime! I patted the bed and said.

"Master, if you don't take off your clothes, you can also sleep, I'll wash it, and I'll serve you." Ji Caiyun said with a smile, her tone was very gentle.

Seeing that she agreed very simply this time, I thought that my previous judgment was wrong.

Soon, she flew in in a colorful long dress, turned over and jumped on the bed, lifted her skirt and sat on the tiger, very active.

Although I was drunk, I could also feel that the road was a bit wide, and it was definitely not Ji Caiyun.