Chapter 35: Dick Silk counterattacks the tsundere
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"Wow, it smells so good. [Latest chapters are free to read to *ha*]"
As soon as I entered, I smelled the faint smell of coriander, which was very comfortable.
"I love the tune!" I twisted my waist to undress.
Anyarin was burrowing under the covers, peeling banana peels in her hands, looking at me speechlessly.
"Don't twist your waist in front of me, okay?" Anyarin's gaze was full of strangeness.
Grass, she still remembers the scene when I was burned by the 'yin' fire that day and twisted my body wildly, and my face immediately turned green.
"I'll tell you, I'm just letting you sleep with me, don't move your mind, otherwise, I won't let you have evil thoughts in the next life."
As she spoke, Anyarin took a hard bite of the banana.
"it." I clutched my crotch in my heart.
I sneered, "Why, I'm not interested in a little kid like you who isn't well-developed." ”
"Really?" Anyarin looked at me suspiciously.
"Alright, go to bed, it's not too early." I put away my lewd expression, lifted the bed, and was about to go to bed.
it, black-edged lace! Damn, Anyarin is actually wearing a lace half-sheer Nenei, this is the rhythm of 'force' death**Wow!
"Calm, calm, I'm a decent gentleman, I'm not Lolita." I quickly looked away.
"What are you doing?" Anyarin ate bananas one bite at a time.
"Glah", I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva as I watched Anyarin's mouth open wide and eat the banana in one bite.
"Are you thinking 'messy'?" An Yalin's face darkened suddenly.
"Ahem, no, I just think you're cute." I got into the covers with a dry cough.
"Take off your pants, it's dirty." Anyarin kicked me and almost hit my big birdie, scaring me out of the air.
"Paralysis, you were on point when you kicked me, you almost mentioned that!"
I hated getting out of bed, taking off my trousers and coat, and getting under the covers again.
Oh! It's too **, Anyaline's tender and smooth little long 'legs' touch my black 'hair' and 'legs' from time to time, and it feels like another ** 'desire' fairy 'desire' to die.
"Why do men have 'hair' on their 'legs'?" Anyarin frowned.
"Damn, then when you reach the 'spring' stage, there is a kind of don't buy 'hair' cream." I glared at Anyarin.
"Tomorrow, I'll buy 'hair' cream to help you take off your 'hair'."
"Damn, I was wrong, don't give me 'hair'." I was scared out of a sweat, in the summer, wearing a short 'pants', a big man's 'legs' were bare, this is too!
"Alright, go to bed, don't turn off the lights tonight." Anyarin leaned into my arms in her pajamas and closed her eyes.
"Is it because the ghosts of the night scared you?" I gently 'touched' Anyarin's hair.
"Well, not only the ghosts, but also the hooligans in the amusement park." Anyarin said softly.
"Don't be afraid, it's all over, and I won't let anyone who dares to touch you make it easy for them."
"Hmm." Perhaps sleepy, Anyarin answered, and fell asleep with her head resting on my chest.
"Looks like you're tired too." I helped her fold the quilt at the edges.
I'm such a **** who has never touched a 'woman' or 'sex' since I was a child, and tonight I hugged the tsundere 'female' king so closely, and my nose was full of the body fragrance of the young 'female', and my heartbeat suddenly accelerated.
My face was a little hot, my chest was a little stuffy, and I couldn't breathe. My hand rested on Anyarin's arm, and the silky and warm touch made my hand tingle like an electric shock.
Naturally, my underneath was fierce, straight against Anyarin's belly.
", go down, don't make trouble, give me a face, don't be naughty." I hurriedly retracted to press it down.
Damn, why am I so uncompetitive! What the hell is still a 10-year-old kid, am I so useless?
I can't hold it down, I can only 'want' to cry and hug Anyarin without tears.
In the first half of the night, I never fell asleep, and the ferocity below made me worried, I shouldn't just throw it away!
In the second half of the night, I fell asleep in a daze.
"Huh? Yang Yun, why do you have dark circles under your eyes? Didn't sleep well last night? ”
As soon as she woke up, Anyarin laughingly poked my eye bags with her hand.
I straightened up sleepily and looked at Anyarin with resentment, it's not you yet! It's okay for me to sleep with you, and I can only sleep and can't do anything else, suffocating me!
"Damn, what a cheat, if you just sleep in the future, don't let me accompany you,!"
I put on my shirt and pants and went into the bathroom.
Breakfast was made by Anyarin, and I was very powerful yesterday, plus I didn't sleep well, so treat me.
After breakfast, I went to school, and as for Anyarin, she was homeschooled at home, which was equivalent to going to school.
As soon as I arrived at the 'gate' of the school, I saw Pu Xianglong, who was carrying the handbag, standing around the 'gate', and I didn't know if he was looking for something.
"What are you doing, Pu Xianglong, it's early in the morning."
I walked up to say hello, and after the afternoon of fighting the ghouls, we were acquaintances.
"If you don't join me, I won't tell you."
Pu Xianglong was still bent on pulling me into the fire pit. Just kidding, I don't want to 'deal' with those demons and monsters all day long, and I'm going to lose my life if I don't do it well.
"Come here, I really have something to ask you." I pulled Pu Xianglong into a corner where no one was around.
"Do you know how 'physical' strength distinguishes strength?"
Pu Xianglong glanced at me, and was about to speak, but I hurriedly interrupted him: "Nima, you have to use this little thing to blackmail me into joining the gang!" ”
"Well, then I'll tell you, it's not a secret anyway." Pu Xianglong said.
"The method of distinguishing the strength of the human body is very simple, that is, it depends on how strong your punch is, and the strength of an average person's punch will not exceed 50 kilograms. And some professional fighters, such as Tyson, the most famous boxer, can reach 150 kilograms in one punch, and Bruce Lee can reach 180 kilograms in one punch. ”
"As long as the power of a punch can reach 150 kilograms, it can be regarded as a ghost soldier skill at the 'gate' level. The upper, middle and lower three small realms are increasing by 5 times the strength, and there is 10 times the room for growth from the big realm of ghost soldiers to ghost masters. ”
"Fart, this is outrageous, how can one person's strength be so great!" I don't believe it at all.
"Yang Yun," Pu Xianglong looked at me solemnly, "Ghost arts, Dao arts, and ghoul blood spells, these spells all have limits, but the strength of our human body has no limits. ”
"And what extent do I have power?"
"Judging from the fact that you smashed the heart of the ghoul with one punch that day, the power of your punch is at least more than 750 kilograms, because the ghouls who can hold the position of captain are all medium ghost soldiers."
Pu Xianglong said solemnly.
"! I have 750 kg in one punch now? So fierce? Wouldn't I be able to punch through the steel plate with one punch? ”
I suddenly 'agitated', after tempering Qin Yingying, I was added to the merit again, and the 'flesh' body was strengthened again, and now it must be more than 750 kilograms.
"Don't be complacent, your strength does not mean that the hardness of your fists can be compared to the iron plate. If you hit an iron plate, you will probably break your hand. ”
Pu Xianglong threw a basin of cold water on me.
"Ah, so there's still this,, I almost thought I could be superhuman."
"You just hit the ghoul's body that day, and because the 'flesh' is soft, your fist can be unscathed. Don't try to go against the steel plate. ”
Pu Xianglong kindly reminded me.
"Okay, I see." I nodded.
"By the way, the ghoul, and the silver knife in your handbag..." I seem to ask a lot of questions.
"Join me and I'll tell you everything." Pu Xianglong is here again.
"Grass, these are all classified, aren't they?" I was depressed.
"Yes."
"Paralyzed, class went, hum."
I'll turn around and leave, I'm definitely not going to join that repression army anyway.
"Hey," Pu Xianglong called out behind me.
"I'm not going to join." I turned around and grimaced at him.
"Take this, force tester, your strength can be measured at will." Pu Xianglong threw me a small metal ball.
"Uh, thank you." This thing is so valuable to me, I can sense the concentration of 'yin' qi by myself, but I have no concept of power.
"Someday, you'll join our repression army." Pu Xianglong walked into the school 'gate'.
"Know astronomy, know geography, look at feng shui, calculate the bright wheel, pack to exorcise ghosts, but the law, and martial arts cheats are waiting for you to get."
A long and calm voice floated from afar, and an old Taoist priest in a green robe walked from the boulevard outside the school gate.