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it! Isn't this the old Taoist priest of the second car? What is the name of the one you met by the lake outside the school? Yuan Tiangang. (Hah.)

What is he doing here? Is there something going on at school?

The old Taoist priest's shouting immediately attracted the attention of a large number of students at the school's 'gate'.

In this 21st century, Yuan Tiangang's outfit is really too unusual, coupled with the fairy wind bones, compassionate appearance, almost deceived me.

"This is an immortal cultivator, a legendary cultivator." There is a look of adoration on the face of the student.

"Fart, it's obvious that you're a master of the Tao who came out of the mountains."

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Regardless of the discussion of the large number of students, the old Taoist priest slowly staggered to the entrance of the school with an old cane, and carried a tattered and yellowed cloth bag on his shoulder, which was bulging and I did not know what it contained.

"Get on the table and chairs." Yuan Tiangang drank softly, and out of the crowd, two social men brought a table and a bench.

His uncle, where did Yuan Tiangang hire an extra? What is this 'forced' pretending to do?

"Huh", Yuan Tiangang hammered his crutches to the ground, glanced at the scene with horizontal eyes, and when he saw me in the crowd, he was stunned for a moment, but then he returned to nature.

"Alas, Taoist priest."

Students kept coming together, and because it was the peak time for students to attend classes, it was only a matter of moments for the crowd to gather in a heap.

"Hey, that juggler, take the stall away for me, it's not allowed at the 'gate' of the school."

The school's security guard walked up.

"Presumptuous," Yuan Tiangang's eyes widened, not angry and arrogant, "Poor Dao came here to comply with the will of heaven, and came to ignite the demonic barrier, do you dare to disobey the will of heaven?" ”

"Uh." The security guard was calmed by Yuan Tiangang's momentum, and in the blink of an eye, he was fierce again, joking, if he didn't dare to leave him, the school was about to expel him. Lao Tzu's job is going to be gone, it doesn't matter if you obey the will of God!

"Let's go, and you, all go to class, don't join in the fun here."

The security guard said that he was about to step forward and drag Yuan Tiangang away.

"Smack", Yuan Tiangang slapped the table, "Against the will of heaven!" ”

As he spoke, he put his hand into the sack, "Fighter of the Front." ”

After reciting a spell, he suddenly waved his hand, and a large white light shimmered the security guard, and the security guard seemed to be given a gorgeous coat in the sunlight.

"Pretending to be a god and 'tricking' a ghost." The security guard stretched out his hand to pull Yuan Tiangang.

What the hell is this guy doing? I was also puzzled by the crowd, what did I do when I ran to the school 'gate'?

"Spontaneously combust and remove your sins." Yuan Tiangang's face was 'pale', and there was no 'wave' in the ancient well, and he said softly in his mouth.

"Hehe, full of nonsense." Security guards were dismissive.

"This person came out in a Taoist uniform to make a fool, right? Spontaneous combustion? It's funny, do you really think you're a Taoist priest with a good cultivation? ”

"I think it's sensationalism and wants to be famous." There was a lot of talk in the crowd.

Maybe the afternoon news will come out with the term "spontaneous combustion". ”

"Boom",

Just as people were talking disdainfully, the security guard's whole body instantly ignited with white flames, and the raging flames enveloped his whole body.

"Damn, really?" I was shocked.

"Ahh The security guard was stunned and sat on his knees all of a sudden, "I don't want to be burned to death, I was wrong, I shouldn't have disobeyed the will of God." ”

He cried hoarsely and frantically slapped the white flames on his body, but no matter how he slapped, the fire continued unabated.

"Ahh Frightened, he lay down on the ground and rolled around, hoping to extinguish the flames.

"This..."

The onlookers were also dumbfounded, just now they said that the old Taoist priest was a person who sold his reputation and reputation, but in the blink of an eye, this Taoist technique frightened them.

Surprised, no one rushed out to help the security guard put out the fire.

"I am the will of heaven, I am the spokesman of the will of heaven, and to insult me is to insult the heavens."

Yuan Tiangang looked at all directions, and his majesty shocked the audience.

"I know that I am wrong, I should not disobey the Taoist, I should not disobey the sky." The security guard said in fear.

"Well, God has the virtue of a good life." Yuan Tiangang sighed compassionately, "Extinguish it." ”

As Yuan Tiangang said "extinguish", the white 'colored' flames on the security guard's body gradually disappeared.

"Stand up and see if there are no injuries on your body?"

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and looked at the security guard.

"Thank you for your kindness." The security guard kowtowed respectfully, then stood up and looked around.

"Hey, there's really no burns." I have good eyesight, I can see clearly, the security guard has gone through such a large formation of spontaneous combustion, there is no damage on his body, at most the skin is a little red.

"I'm not hurt!" The security guard couldn't believe it.

"What I burned just now is the evil obstacle in your heart, the demon barrier, you are disrespectful to me, disrespectful to the sky. This is because your soul has been 'blinded' by evil obstacles, and I have purified your heart, don't you have great respect for the heavens now? ”

Yuan Tiangang looked at the security guard in front of him with satisfaction.

"Yes, thank you for growing up to perfect me and purify my soul." The security guard enthusiastically worshiped Yuan Tiangang, and in a blink of an eye, he became his most devout believer, and he no longer mentioned the matter of bombing Yuan Tiangang away.

"What a master." The onlookers were amazed, from the heart, because it was happening right under their noses, and it couldn't have been magic. This is a real Taoism!

Damn, so awesome'? If you say spontaneous combustion, you will spontaneously combust, and if you say that you will extinguish a fire, you will And it didn't hurt the skin? What else can remove the hindrances of the mind? It seems to be the same as the truth.

I half-believed, with this Yuan Tiangang's 'sex' of cheating father, how could he be kind enough to help people go to the demon barrier and pay him back!

Yuan Tiangang motioned for the security guard to step back, then sat down on the bench and placed the cloth bag on his shoulder on the table.

Then, under the curious gaze of everyone, he took out an old wooden box from the cloth bag, solemnly opened the wooden box, and took out something like a dial, bronze, rusty. The dial is engraved with dense ancient letters, and I don't know any of them anyway.

"This is an innate gossip diagram!" Some people in the crowd called out.

"That's right, the innate gossip map, the positioning of heaven and earth, the ventilation of mountains and rivers, the thunder and wind are thin, the water and fire are not 'shooting', and the gossip is wrong."

Yuan Tiangang solemnly stroked the bronze disc.

"I know that many of you have more or less doubts and curiosity about the past or the future, and I can steal the providence for you."

"This innate gossip map, in accordance with the will of heaven, can help you explore some mysteries that have happened in the past, of course, because it is a matter of the past, so it will not take me too much life to deduce."

"So amazing?"

"It must be a lie, a swagger."

The onlookers were immediately divided into two factions.

"Many of you have fallen into the obstacle and need me to help you remove it." Yuan Tiangang saw that most people didn't believe him, so he slapped the table and threatened to do the right thing for heaven.

At this moment, those who did not believe him did not dare to speak.

", this pit daddy's Taoist priest is still thriving!" I was dumbfounded, and a single sentence frightened thousands of students on the spot!

"You, come here." Yuan Tiangang pointed to a glasses ** silk in the crowd.

"Ahh After being startled, he obediently walked in front of Yuan Tiangang.

"Hand on the compass."

"Oh."

The moment the ** silk put his hand on the compass, countless ancient seal characters broke away from the compass and turned wildly on the table, and finally arranged a hexagram floating in front of the ** silk.

"You, 80% of your spare time is watching 'sexual' erotic movies and masturbation, which has caused your impotence ~ impotence ~ premature ejaculation, yes or no?"

With a move of Yuan Tiangang's hand, the floating hexagrams fell into the compass and regained calm.

"Dao Chief... The ** looked at Yuan Tiangang stupidly.

"Smack", knelt down directly, "Dao Chief, you are really a god, please help me cure premature ~ ejaculation, in the past few days, I lost it in a few strokes." ”

"Well, I'll help you reverse the heavens and steal the will of heaven for you."

Yuan Tiangang looked at the ** silk with pity.

"It's just..."

"If the Taoist chief has any needs, just say."

"It's just that I need to spend my life against the 'chaos' heavenly machine, and I need you to take out money, and I will sacrifice your money to the God of Wealth, so that he can help me continue my life."

Yuan Tiangang looked at the sky at 45 degrees, with his hands behind his back, looking like I don't go to hell and who will go to hell.

Grass, your uncle, it turns out that he wants to cheat money! Paralyzed, this business is 'very' big!

I seem to understand the meaning of these two goods Yuan Tiangang at once.