The 361 level is too low

Where's the boy? Behind the fat dog stood a bearded middle-aged man, this guy didn't have a guy in his hand, just a cigarette in his mouth, and he seemed to be the boss of this group of people.

However, Da Chun and I don't know this person, and I guess we've never met each other. It can be seen that this person's rank is average.

The fat dog knows such a small minion and dares to be powerful in this area? The threshold for this hooligan ruffian is too low!

"Where's the mix? Hehe......" I smiled faintly, "I'm afraid you're not qualified to inquire yet!" ”

When the bearded man heard this, his face was suddenly full of flesh and blood, and there was a trace of fierceness in his eyes, and he pointed a finger at me, and then said word by word:

"Last time it was such a crazy guy. The grave grass is already more than a meter high! ”

"So, you're an old qualified in this area?" I asked.

"Well said!" The middle-aged bearded man unbuttoned his clothes to reveal the scar on his chest while he spoke, which looked quite scary.

But undressing when you first meet? That's too fast, isn't it?

"Hybrids. Let you know how powerful your dog is today! The fat dog pressed his head with toilet paper to stop the bleeding and cursed loudly.

"Mida Buddha, good teacher and nephew, what should I do at this moment?" I looked at the old monk.

The old man Zhang Jiuxuan said that the old monk had some real skills. I'd like to see, is it true?

The old monk saw that I was looking at her with a pleading gaze, so he stroked the white beard on his chest, made a resolute look of "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell", and then faced the bearded gangster's head and said a Buddha name: "Amitabha!" This Buddha horn is loud and full of energy. Immediately afterwards, he said aloud: "The sea of bitterness is boundless, turning back is the shore, the donor puts down the butcher's knife and becomes a Buddha on the ground!" ”

When the fat dog heard this, he scolded: "Old bald donkey, you are looking for death!" "After that, I'm ready to go.

"If you dare to do it, I'll let you die tonight without a place to bury!" I shouted angrily. At the same time, he noticed that Da Chun was already holding the hammer tightly in his hand.

"Heh......" the fat dog sneered, "Little mongrel is dying, and you dare to go crazy?" ”

I ignored him and looked at the bearded man behind him, "Hey, hairy beard, who is your big brother?" ”

When I was called Mao Hu, I noticed that the old monk was also looking at me with a resentful expression.

"The kid deserves to ask my eldest brother too?" The bearded man still held the cigarette butt in front of me, and took a step forward, looking like he was about to make a move.

I glanced at the cigarette butt on the ground, pointed at him and said, "You remember everything you say, don't beg me when the time comes!" ”

"Please? I beg your mother! As soon as the bearded man waved his hand, the surrounding brothers immediately raised their weapons.

I heard the sighs of the barbecue stall owner not far away, and I also heard the sneering words of the onlookers, "You deserve it!" ”

"I can't do it, I can't help it!" The old monk came out again and waved his hand to speak, "Brother Beard." Listen to the old man's persuasion! Hurry up, you have to believe that I am saving you! ”

"You save me? Haha......" The bearded man let out a smug laugh like he had just killed a pig. "Old bald donkey, you should beg me now not to beat you for the sake of your old age and frailty, and for the sake of serving the Buddha all your life!"

"Mida Buddha, what the old man said is the truth!" The old monk glanced at me after speaking, and then said, "He is Du Chongyang!" ”

The bearded man was stunned for a moment, and laughed randomly: "Old bald donkey? You say he is Du Chongyang? Phew! Is he bear-like or Du Chongyang? Do you want a face? The Buddha taught you not to lie, why don't you listen? ”

When the old monk heard this, he suddenly looked terrified: "Brother Huzi, you are not right when you say the Buddha!" If you offend Du Chongyang, it's even more wrong! I think you also know that Du Chongyang is now the Buddha of Cangyang! ”

"Forehead ......" Listening to the old monk's metaphor, I actually felt like I couldn't cry or laugh.

"Beard, call your boss, listen to the words of the Buddha and don't suffer!" I smiled at the bearded man.

The old monk immediately stepped forward, "The others are here, they can't run away." In case of...... You're in trouble! ”

The bearded man heard the old monk say this, and saw that I looked calm and relaxed, and his heart couldn't help but feel a little weak.

At this time, the fat dog jumped out and spoke: "Duchongyang of bullshit." I don't believe it! ”

As he spoke, he was about to make a move with his knife, but the beard behind him grabbed him and yelled at him: "What's the hurry? ”

The fat dog looked unwilling. But did not dare to resist the bearded.

At this time, the bearded man said to the people surrounding us: "Surrounded, don't let him run, I'll make a call!" ”

There was a faint smell of smoke in the air, and I secretly screamed badly. When I looked down, it was really bad, and the chicken kidneys I just ordered were burned.

"Teacher's nephew, the chicken kidneys are burned!"

As soon as the old monk heard this, he said. Immediately looked at the barbecue table, and then turned into a heartache look.

I gave the roasted chicken kidneys to the old monk, and the old monk showed a look of not refusing to come, and ate it in one go.

I picked up a golden chicken kidney and put it in Dachun's bowl. Then I took one and tasted it carefully. Chew it slowly, it tastes so good.

More than a dozen people around were holding machetes and steel pipes, watching us eat like this, thinking that this kind of treatment was only available to the emperor in ancient times, right? Could it be that the Qing Dynasty is not dead yet?

After the old monk had eaten all the roasted chicken kidneys, I said to him:

"Good teacher nephew. There is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not? ”

"Uh...... Uncle Xiao, but it doesn't hurt to say! "The old monk changed his name to call me uncle, but he didn't have the slightest sense of disobedience.

That's right, according to experts, scholars, professors. You can get cancer if you eat baked paste! I looked at the old monk with a wicked smile and said.

When the old monk heard this, his face suddenly changed color, and he looked at me with a very uncomfortable expression, "Then you didn't say it earlier?" "Suddenly I remembered that I had given him all the roasted chicken kidneys he had eaten. Suddenly, he was angry and yelled at me: "If I have cancer, I will infect you as soon as possible, and I will die together!" ”

When I heard this, I laughed, "Teacher's nephew, teacher's nephew, cancer is not contagious!" ”

"Uh......" When the old monk heard this, he immediately looked helpless, and then he remembered a ruthless move. If I get cancer, I'm going to get AIDS, and I'm going to pass it on to you! ”

"Ahem...... I almost choked on a chicken kidney, "Teacher's nephew." I'm not good at that mouthful......"

More than a dozen brothers around me just looked at me like a royal guard.

The fat dog stood aside and watched, so angry that his lungs were about to explode, but there was nothing he could do. The bearded man did not have an order, he did not dare to move.

Finally, he waited until the bearded man came, and the bearded man brought a bald head.

However. It's a pity to me that I don't even recognize the bald head brought by the beard.

Oh my God, these people are so low-level, I don't know them, and they don't know me.

The bald head came over and glared at me, "Just the Du Chongyang, the president of the Lao Tzus, here?" ”

I sighed lightly, "The level is too low, it's really impossible to communicate!" You're in charge of eggplant, right? ”

What I didn't expect was that the bald head didn't speak, and kicked it directly.

I sideways and grabbed a bench at once.

"Fuck, this kind of thing in the future, let me bother Lao Tzu!" The bald head yelled at the bearded man. Turn around and go.

When the bearded man heard this, his face turned fierce, and he ordered his brothers: "Brothers, today I want this little bastard to look good!" ”

The people around immediately came up with knives. I slammed the bench over and yelled at the bald head:

"Bald donkey, you stop for Lao Tzu!" The bald head had already left, and when he heard me roar, he immediately turned around and came back.

He took a knife from his subordinates and walked over to me, "I'm going to kill a dog with my own hands today!" ”

"Da Chun, call Eggplant, I'll give him three minutes, get Lao Tzu out here!"

"Good!" Da Chun immediately dialed Eggplant's number in front of everyone: "Eggplant, Du Chongyang asked you to bring the barbecue street outside the bar within three minutes!" ”

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