362 days

Da Chun called in front of everyone, the bald head heard it, the bearded man heard it, and everyone present heard it.

"Da Chun? Could it be Brother Da Chun, one of the five heavenly kings of the Chongyang Society? The bearded man let out an exclamation of emotion.

"Brother Da Chun, is you still in front of Brother Eggplant in the Chongyang Society?" The fat dog on the side also said.

The bald head had a gloomy face and didn't speak, he stared at me with a cold gaze, "Still pretending?" Don't want your dog's life? ”

I stared at him, "You remember that kick!" ”

They still surrounded us, but no one dared to do anything. The noisy barbecue stalls were silent.

Oh no! There is still a sound.

"Haw, let's chirp......" is the sound of the old monk eating his kidney.

Just a minute later. An angry roar came from outside: "Who doesn't dare to make trouble here?" ”

Then, I saw a figure running like a wind.

It was the eggplant that arrived, because the sound of the roar was the eggplant. But even the voice was not heard. I also knew it was eggplant, because the people of the martial arts school ran like a gust of wind.

Everyone heard it, and apparently everyone present knew it.

The moment I heard the eggplant, I noticed that everyone had taken at least three steps back.

The fat dog, the bearded, bald face already had a sense of trepidation.

The eggplant came to me like a gust of wind, and when he noticed my angry gaze, he stopped and shouted, "Brother Yang! ”

But when the eggplant shouted the word "Brother Yang", I saw that the fat dog could no longer stand, and his body collapsed to the ground.

"Eggplant, these people are your brothers?" I looked at the bald head and the beard and asked.

"Yes! Be! Eggplant hurriedly replied, he also understood the situation at this time, he rushed up to the bearded man in the face is a slap, and then grabbed the bald head's head from the bearded man's side, raised his hand and punched the bald head in the face, "Fucking kneel down for Lao Tzu!" ”

These two words of eggplant were yelled at the bearded man and the bald head, but the people around him were so frightened that they knelt down.

The eggplant almost punched and kicked the bearded and bald head in front of me.

"Brother Yang's head, you dare to break ground? Looking for death? Looking for death? ”

After eggplant finished beating these two people, he turned his head to look at me and asked, "Brother Yang, if you say a word, I'll deal with it!" ”

I lit a cigarette and pointed at my bald head: "He just kicked it!" ”

When Eggplant heard this, he immediately said to Da Chun on the side: "Brother Da Chun, is it convenient to pick up your hammer and use it?" ”

Da Chun didn't speak, and he didn't hand the hammer over. Instead, he stood up and looked at Da Chun's appearance to do it himself.

"Brother Da Chun, Brother Da Chun, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, it's my fault, you, you just spare me...... Big, big spring brother ......"

The bald head is already trembling when he speaks. Da Chun walked towards him, holding the hammer in his hand, and suddenly raised it high, and then smashed it down.

In the next second, a scream like killing a pig came from the ground.

The hammer landed silently. But when it hits a bone, it's like hitting a piece of wood.

The screams were not bald heads, nor bearded people, but fat dogs.

The fat dog lying on the ground resembles a castrated piglet. Lying on the ground, he let out a howl like killing a pig.

There was almost no sound around, when suddenly a strange light flickered, followed by a shrill siren.

"What? What for? What are you people doing on your knees? ”

The superintendent of the uniformed patrol room appeared. He heard the cries of the fat dogs on the ground, and his eyes quickly moved over us.

"What are you doing? Hurry up! Otherwise, all of you will be arrested and you will be patrolled in the room! The superintendent shouted.

"What? Fun! Sheriff! Eggplant had an uninhibited smile on his face, and he didn't pay any attention to the superintendent of the patrol room.

"Kidding? Are you guys joking? The superintendent pointed to the fat dog on the ground. One of his legs had just been smashed off by a hammer in Da Chun's hand.

"Or else?" Da Chun asked coldly, and the superintendent immediately shouted: "You give me honesty!" It's better to tell the truth! ”

"Confess? It's all explained! Sheriff, you are so powerful! If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you know to ask him? ”

The superintendent listened. Sure enough, he squatted down, looked at the fat dog that was so painful that he could only roll on the ground and asked, "Hey, how did you get hurt?" You tell me honestly. I'm in charge of you! ”

The fat dog was lying on the ground, sweating profusely in pain, and he gritted his teeth. said to the superintendent: "Lao Tzu broke it himself, do your!" ”

"Haha...... Sheriff, why don't you do something good and take him to the hospital? Hurry up. If there's anything wrong with him, we'll sue you for dereliction of duty! ”

Eggplant laughed out loud.

The superintendent had no choice but to pick up the fat dog. Then call an ambulance.

After the superintendent left, Eggplant looked at the bald head and beard and yelled, "Fuck, blind dog's eye! What's the use of keeping you? ”

"The following offenses should be punished! However, it is a little too much to let the brothers of the Chongyang Society kneel! Get up and speak! I waved my hand.

"Yang. Brother Yang, I'm sorry...... Me, I...... I ...... "The bearded man was the first to apologize." But the speech is no longer clear.

"Brother Yang, what should I do with these two minions. A word from you! Eggplant asked, looking at me.

"Let's deal with it, they are all brothers of the Chongyang Society! If you want to say don't deal with it, I don't look good! So be it. Eat the rest of the barbecue! As a punishment! ”

When the bald head and bearded man heard this, an incredible look immediately leaked out of his face, and he said with a thousand thanks: "Thank you Brother Yang, thank you Brother Yang!" ”

I went over and patted the two of them on the shoulder, "Joining the Chongyang Club is not to let others be bullied!" You are not doing anything wrong! ”

After saying goodbye to the two men, I walked over to the owner of the barbecue stand. "Boss, you're a good guy!" With that, I picked up a chicken kidneys on the barbecue table and bit halfway. Wrap the remaining half in a hundred-dollar bill, "From now on, if you encounter trouble." Just take this half of the chicken kidney knife Chongyang Club to find me Du Chongyang, anything can be! ”

The boss was so excited that he didn't know what to say, but he held the half of the chicken kidney with trembling hands and kept wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"Teacher and nephew, have you eaten enough?" I looked at the old monk who was sitting next to me and asked.

"Mida Buddha, you have already eaten well!" The old monk folded his hands and replied.

"How does it feel?" I asked.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" The old monk replied solemnly.

"Then let's go back!"

"Back!"

The old monk took it away, but he didn't forget to pull out a toothpick from the barbecue stand, and then began to pick his teeth as he walked.

Originally, there was still a bit of a master's style, but suddenly such a play came, and the image plummeted.

"Teacher's nephew, how do you think I handled this matter today?" On the way, I asked.

"Do you want to hear good words, or do you want to tell the truth?" The old monk asked while picking his teeth.

"Good words!" I replied.

"Excellent, tolerant of people, is the so-called husband!"

"Hmm!" I nodded, in a good mood.

"And what about the truth?" I continued.

"The Buddha said, don't pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning!" The old monk was still serious.

"Nima!" I yelled, and then said to Da Chun: "Help me grab his hand, I'm going to give him a brainstorm!" ”

Da Chun laughed, grabbed the old monk's hands, and my brain collapsed and I immediately took action.

"The Buddha said, 'No, no!'

"Smack!" Crunch and crisp.

"Hey...... Yes...... Deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors! The old monk shouted.

"What? Who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors? Who is the Division? Who is Zu? I asked angrily.

The old monk was speechless for a moment, just rubbing his head to himself.

"I think of my generation of masters, and I will suffer from your yellow mouth in my old age tonight...... Uncle Xiaoshi's sin, sin, sin! ”

"Dare to say it!" I immediately asked a rhetorical question, and at the same time said: "Da Chun helps, and the brain melon collapses to serve!" ”

The old monk was frightened and scattered, and shouted at me as he ran: "No, no, no, no!" I have a chance to leak! ”

"What heavenly machine? Say it quickly! ”

"About the heavenly opportunity for you to assassinate Li Zhongxin three days later!"

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