Chapter 23: One Left and One Right
Meng Nan put down the fart and raised his head, his eyes meeting the eyes of the bone man.
The bone man only felt that the eyes that looked at him were red and dazzling, and when they looked at him, they were still as real as piercing the depths of his brain. It's not at all like the eyes of a drunken Okrypton, who is bloodthirsty, crazy, and as unstable as an ion bomb canister from a rotten gambler captain. But as for the macho man, those eyes look very calm, but this calmness gives people great unease, yes, it can make even the bones feel uneasy.
Just when the bone man unconsciously clenched his fists, Meng Nan grinned stupidly: "Competition, yes, I want a fight!"
Some staggered back to the glittering golden table, where Scroog was biting at the cage walls to show his ferocity.
Seeing Meng Nan pressing his hand on the cage, the cafeteria hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on Meng Nan's hands, they wanted to see how Meng Nan caught the face-gnawing Sguge, which is also the highlight of the "Orc Kiss a Mouth" competition. Let's see if Meng Nan wants to show the same skills like a bone man, or do his own unique, awesome and awesome performance stunts.
Meng Nan gestured a few times on the cage with both hands, always feeling that something was wrong, frowning and thinking about it, and then remembering that he only had two hands, how could he grab the two Scroogs while opening the cage?
After a long time of reasoning, he seemed to finally figure it out, and he said: "Lack of heart, rotten nose, come here." ”
I don't have too much thought about it, and the boss tells me to go over, there must be a life.
The persecution of people with paranoia is a little scary when they have a rotten nose. What do you mean, boss, what are you calling us to do in the past, fishing for Skoog? Look at those big mouths and fangs, you can break your arms and legs in one bite!
"Rotten nose, call Ya over!" Meng Nan raised his eyebrows, grinned, and accentuated his tone.
The rotten nose reluctantly approached, Meng Nan slipped the two fart spirits onto the table, and then ordered: "Ya grab this door, Ya grab that door, I will open it immediately when I call to open the door, understand?"
Oh, as soon as I heard that it was just a job to open the door, my rotten nose was relieved. Open the door, as long as you hide behind the door, the face-gnawing Skoog won't be able to bite me.
The two farts grabbed the doorknob, and Meng Nan also raised his hand and got as close to the cage door as possible.
Everything is ready, and only one order is needed. At this time, the most nervous person is not Meng Nan, this guy is using the strength of wine to be majestic for a while, of course, it is not two fart, they are responsible for opening a cage door, as long as they hide behind the door, there will be no.
So who is the most nervous? "Crazy" bonesman, he is looking forward to Meng Nan's failure and being bitten to death by Scott.
Meng Nan stared at the two cages with fierce eyes, his hands were clawed, and the green tendons on the back of his hands were clearly visible, and he only heard his order: "Prepare...... Open!"
The two farts opened the cage door almost at the same time, and Scroog was about to jump out of the face, but someone was faster than them, and a pair of thick and powerful green hands covered their heads that had just appeared, and they were instantly pressed back into the cage.
Then the cafeteria resounded with Scrooge's frantic screams, and the entire cage where Scroog was being held in the face was thrashed wildly.
The cages were separated, and the two Sgoogers selected by Meng Nan were in the middle position, and there was something covering the outside, so no one could see what was going on inside, and could only guess through Meng Nan's expression.
Meng Nan's expression was very hideous, the muscles on the eyebrow bone were tight and prominent, the big mouth full of fangs was closed hard, and the whole face was tense, showing a look like pain and struggle.
Just when the orcs thought that Meng Nan's hands had been bitten off, Meng Nan suddenly pulled his hand out of it, and then everyone saw that he was holding a Skoog tightly in each hand, in addition to the lively Skoog, everyone also saw the scars on the back of his hand and arm, which were all made by Scrooge's fangs and claws.
The expression on Meng Nan's face only changed at this time, he looked at the Skuge in his hand, opened his mouth, and it seemed that his hands didn't hurt at all. He walked to the front of the platform and lifted Scroog, and his mouth erupted with a roar that resounded through the hull: "Waaaaagh!"
This is the way orcs usually grab and gnaw face-gnawing Sgurge, without the test of skill and timing like the bone man, just one word - reckless!
This way is obviously more pleasing to the orc boys, because that's how everyone plays.
The kind of "madman" played was too high, we couldn't learn it, and we didn't play skills, and we knew that if we didn't want to be jumped in the face by Sgoog, then we should be bitten and grabbed like this. And this guy is even more reckless, catch two at once, the mouth on his hand, the bleeding ...... Tsk, one word – Waaaaaagh!
For a while, the sound of Waaagh in the cafeteria was monstrous, and the atmosphere was even more enthusiastic than when the bone man performed to catch Sgurge, and the sound of Waaagh was endless wave after wave.
The bone-husband's face turned from sunny to cloudy, and he turned around and brought the basin containing spicy mushrooms from the table: "Boy, come on!"
He thought that Meng Nan would hesitate and hesitate for two seconds, but he didn't think that Meng Nan didn't hesitate at all, grabbed the two face-gnawing Sgurge's necks and pressed them into the basin, that is a spicy mushroom that can make the fart half spicy!
The two big mouths of Scrooge clicked and bit in the basin, and the tail wrapped around Meng Nan's arm tightened at a speed visible to the naked eye, deforming the muscles of Meng Nan's arms, and his body twisted harder and harder, and kept hitting the basin with his head.
Meng Nan took out the two Scroogs at this time, their skin became red and shiny, the recession of their gums caused their teeth to look longer, and they closed their mouths faster and made louder noises.
It looks like a complete change of species.
Monnan lifted two Scroogs. Sgurge's mouth opened wide, almost the size of half of Meng Nan's face, and Meng Nan also opened his mouth suddenly, and the fangs in his mouth were glowing with coldness.
The cafeteria was quiet again.
“Waaagh!”
Click, one bite. Meng Nan bit at the two Scroogs at the same time, he bit their heads hard, and the teeth of their jaws were also embedded in Meng Nan's jaws at the same time, but it was only a little bit embedded and it was difficult to get into the slightest.
The orcs in the audience didn't notice this detail, they only saw Meng Nan and the two Skoogs biting each other at the same time, and then there was a continuous sound of clattering bones and shattering, and they were all desperately biting their opponents, as if they were facing a life-and-death enemy in the past and present lives.
Blood flowed out between the teeth of both of them, and it was impossible to tell whose it was, and the whole cafeteria was terrifyingly quiet.
There was a clang, and I don't know who knocked over the glass on the wine table, and the orcs finally came back to their senses. That's amazing!
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!”
The orc boys raised their wine glasses and shouted, and even the orc bosses standing on the edge of the high platform shouted, it was obvious that it was not Meng Nan who fell, his two opponents had already limped down, Meng Nan had won!
The bone man looked at Meng Nan who ate one bite from the left and one bite from the right in disbelief, and always felt that this was a joke made by Brother Mao, these are two face-gnawing Sgooges, if you want to change to a single Ou Krypton, you have already been bitten beyond recognition, why is this guy not disfigured and still alive? !
As his hand sank, the bone man saw Meng Nan dip another handful of spicy mushrooms, and said with a full gap: "Hiccup, this is the taste of spicy raw chicken? Hey, isn't it your turn again?"