Xun County Ling said with embarrassment: "Second master, the surname of the lower official is 'Xun', not 'Gou'......"

Second Master Zhong sat down and asked the maid behind him: "It's strange, how can the old man remember, a and a ten-year, and he reads Gou?" ”

Several teenage girls chuckled.

He turned to Xun County Ling and smiled: "Am I mistaken, Dog County Order?" ”

"Where is it," Xun County ordered the two strands to tremble, "Zhong Erye said to read 'Gou', that is, to read 'Gou'." ”

Second Master Zhong looked at Ruan Si, but still said to him: "You dog official made a mistake, shouldn't you be punished?" ”

Xun Xian Ling's face was black, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Yes!" Deserved to be punished. ”

"That's right," Second Master Zhong asked Ruan Si, "Mrs. Yan, how about we punish him for screaming?" ”

Xun and his wife both looked over.

Ruan Si threw the hot potato back to Second Master Zhong.

"Lord Xun is a parent official, although I am used to being friendly to people on weekdays, but I am not as familiar as Second Master Zhong and Lord Xun, and I dare not joke."

Second Master Zhong sighed: "It's a pity, Mrs. Yan is such a wonderful person, and she is cheesy today." ”

Ruan Si said to Xun County's commander: "The hour is almost up, Lord Xun, let's start here, right?" ”

Xun Xian Ling breathed a sigh of relief, got up and walked to the flower drum on the stage, picked up the drumstick and struck it hard.

"The Dragon Boat Festival ceremony begins."

Dou Yiming turned over to the stage and said with a smile: "Everyone, there are three levels set up today, and each level can be bet on bets, and one to two will pay." ”

As soon as he came, he said what everyone was most concerned about, and the crowd in the audience boiled and urged one after another.

"Listen to me, there are 'three don't fall' today, and the first round is called 'asking no fall'. Let's start with the main character of this round. ”

Everyone was looking forward to it, only to see several men come to the stage with red faces.

Dou Yiming took the lead in applauding and said with a smile: "Our brothers were born and raised in Qinghe County, and they are very familiar with every family. ”

"Whoever wants to listen to this, say the rules quickly!" Someone in the audience urged impatiently.

He quickly explained that as long as he paid a copper plate, he could ask a question to the people on stage.

If the people on the stage can't answer, then the Yan family will pay two copper plates to compensate, and everyone in the audience can participate, although just ask questions.

"However," Dou Yiming said with a smile, "The brothers only answer trivial things, and they are embarrassed to answer if they are cuckolded." ”

Everyone in the audience laughed.

Dou Yiming said again: "Today's big holiday, everyone chooses some happy questions, just ask for good luck, don't ask some hurtful and harmonious people." ”

Among the thousands of onlookers, some people were obviously relieved, "Yes, yes, yes, it should be like this!" ”

He glanced back at Ruan Si, who motioned for the silver bottle to take out a tray.

There were a few bright gold ingots in the tray, and everyone's eyes were straight.

Dou Yiming smiled and pointed to the gold ingots and said, "See, the second young grandmother of the Yan family can't afford to gamble." ”

The audience, who can still endure it, rushed up to the stage.

"Everyone, one by one! Just hand me over the copper plate, and after asking your question, everyone understands whether it is right or wrong, and it cannot be relied upon. ”

Dou Yiming took a tray and collected the copper plate along the front of the stage.

The first big man who was taken away from the copper plate blossomed, patted his belly and said, "Listen, I'll give you a more difficult one." ”

He pointed to a lame old man in the crowd and said, "How many chicks did Wang Lao Gui's old hen hold last month?" ”

A few people on the stage turned around and gave Ruan Si a thumbs up, and the big boss really expected things to be like a god.

"What's so hard about that? Listen, five! ”

The spectators asked the old lame man one after another: "Wang Laogui, is he right, don't be blind to us." ”

The old man had no choice but to nod and say, "It's not wrong." ”

Everyone sighed, and the big man wiped his sweat and said: "The blind cat has hit a dead mouse, and the one behind it can get a problem." ”

Everyone rushed to spend money to ask questions, Dou Yiming was busy collecting copper plates, and after a while, he put away a bunch of hills.

The questions asked are also strange-

Asked: "How did the third daughter-in-law of the Li family and the eldest sister-in-law of the Song family get married?" ”

Answer: "The third daughter-in-law of the Li family said behind her back that the son born by the sister-in-law of the Song family was as thin as a monkey, and it must be difficult to raise, so the Song family listened to it." ”

Asked: "What was the nickname of Old Man Zhu when he was young?" ”

Answer: "Cannonballs, quarreling with people everywhere, a series of crackling cannons are not over." ”

Asked: "What color is the sweaty towel that Zhao Lao Wu often wears?" ”

Answer: "The green background is red, he pulled it back to make the back for his daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law was rustic, so he had to cut dozens of sweat towels for him." ”

Everyone laughed, and they had to press Zhao Lao Wu to peel off his pants and pull out his sweat towel to see clearly.

Zhao Lao Wu screamed to hide, and the waist of his pants was pulled, and he almost didn't even turn out with his underwear.

He stiffly lifted his pants and wailed: "Isn't it okay to say right, what is there to pick up my old man's pants?" ”

The sharp eyes glanced at the corner of the sweat towel exposed in the waistband of his trousers, and then spread his hands and said: "It's scattered, and this time it didn't stump them." ”

Everyone was in high spirits, but the questions they asked gradually deviated, and some people asked about vulgar things.

Ruan Si gave Dou Yiming a look.

Dou Yiming put away the tray and said with a smile: "This 'can't be asked', can you be convinced?" ”

Someone in the audience coaxed: "Come again, come again, I don't believe these stinky boys know everything!" ”

"That's it, don't get in the way of our fortune, what's not to be able to afford to play in a few more rounds?"

He smiled bitterly: "It's not early, there are other games to bet on, and it doesn't make much sense to win one or two coppers, don't you say?" ”

The audience was a little quieter.

"If you ask again, which one picks up the dust and which one comes out of the wall, and if you say it with a bald mouth, you may have to fight on the spot."

Dou Yiming had a baby face, and when he smiled, his eyes narrowed, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, which was particularly flattering.

When they saw that he had said this, the crowd laughed and listened to him with great interest.

"The brothers of our Qinglong Good Deeds and Virtue Interest Association are all unquestionable, everyone has a worry in the future, it is better to come and tell the brothers."

He publicized it just right, and for fear of ruining the fun, he hurriedly said: "Our second item is 'can't catch up'." ”

"What's the matter, you still have to race in the ring?"

Everyone was interested, Dou Yiming sold it, turned around and smiled: "Please invite the second young grandmother of the Yan family." ”

Second Master Zhong leaned in the chair and smiled weirdly: "Oh? Mrs. Yan wants to play really this time? The old man will wait and see. ”

Ruan Si smiled slightly, and walked to the front of the stage.

Everyone knew that she was stopped by Jia Shan in a sedan chair, but few people had seen her appearance.

Now that I look at it, Yan Yingzhou's wife is really bright and moving, just like the peach blossoms on the branches, scorching and eye-catching.

She wore a white loose flower gauze dress today, pulled a drop in a bun, and a few strands of green silk hung loosely from her ears.

"Tsk," a woman in the audience sighed, "others wear white and wear linen and filial piety, why does she dress like a fairy?" ”

There are also many men who look straight at her, "No wonder Jia Shan wants to stop her sedan chair, this is the same as snatching it at a glance, it is very rare." ”

Dou Yiming listened to it and smiled proudly: "This round, my sister-in-law will compete with you." ”