Chapter 30: Can't Catch Up
When everyone in the audience heard this, they immediately exploded.
"Is there really such a good thing, let's spread our feet behind this fairy-like little lady to chase?"
"How dare you? I don't dare to go, let that Leng Yama know and not break your leg? ”
The spicy woman grabbed her man's ear and scolded, "Come on, you can't catch up with a three-legged rabbit!" ”
The silver bottle led people to put out an incense table in front of the stage, took out the incense burner and inserted an incense stick.
"Guys, look over there."
Everyone followed Ruan Si to the other end of the street, where there were many miles of people selling snacks, and the locals were familiar with it.
Soon someone sprinkled a thick layer of soot on the snack street.
Dou Yiming turned over and stepped off the stage, stepped on the soot, and returned to the stage to raise the soles of his feet to show everyone.
"Everyone is optimistic, as long as your feet are on the ground, you will immediately have to come back with ashes from your shoes, which is undeniable."
Someone in the audience asked: "It's weird, if you want to run faster than anyone else, and you are not allowed to land on the ground, how can you play?" ”
"Flying cornices walk on the wall." Ruan Si said with a smile, "Today's comparison is light, fast and stable." ”
Dou Yiming pointed to the end of the snack street and said: "There is a store over there that sells wine-stuffed meatballs that is still open, the starting point is here, and the end point is there." ”
The rule of the second round is that from the moment the incense stick is lit, the contestant will buy a bowl of wine-stuffed meatballs without touching the ground.
When the contestant returns to the ring with the balls, he can cut off the incense sticks, and not a drop of soup can be spilled during the period.
Everyone in the audience gasped.
"What? Isn't that embarrassing? ”
"The soup and water will be accidentally spilled when you hold it in a wide-mouth bowl, who can control it when you run?"
Someone took the lead in coaxing: "Isn't it that the second lady of the Yan family doesn't want to give silver, and wants to find an excuse to let the big guy retreat?" ”
The silver bottle brought the plate of gold ingots, Ruan Si took one casually, put it on the incense case and said, "I bet myself." ”
The people below didn't bother to complain, and they all stared straight at the ingot of gold.
Dou Yiming asked, "Is anyone going to challenge my sister-in-law?" ”
A young man jumped out of the audience, looking like a monkey spirit, and asked with a strange smile: "As long as your feet don't touch the ground?" ”
Seeing Dou Yiming nodding, he immediately rushed out of the crowd and brought a tattered donkey cart.
"My donkey is no slower than a woman."
As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed, waiting to see how Ruan Si would end.
Ruan Si smiled calmly: "Yes." ”
The man who drove the donkey cart saw that she did not blush, but felt bored, and took out a few copper plates and said, "I will bet on these." ”
Others laughed and said: "You are a worthless thing, you are obviously winning, why don't you bet a few more pieces of silver?" ”
"That's right, what kind of martial arts can she do as a weak little lady, and she didn't come out to bluff people?"
The donkey cart man said loudly: "I have this little money left, you bet on me, and we will share the silver we won." ”
A black-faced dwarf snatched Wang Lao's crutches and said, "Hey, which of you can get another crutch to borrow for me?" ”
Dou Yiming said with a smile: "You are holding a cane in both hands, how can you still hold wine-stuffed meatballs in your hands?" ”
The man was stunned for a moment, then said with a scowl in his face: "Can't I hold it with my mouth?" ”
In the stands, Zhong Erye said to the beautiful young man beside him: "Go, accompany Mrs. Yan to be lively." ”
The young man saluted, took out several pieces of silver from his bosom and put them on the incense table, "Count me in." ”
Ruan Si glanced back at him, and Second Master Zhong raised his glass and said, "The old man replaces wine with tea, and I wish Mrs. Yan a victory." ”
She stood quietly in front of the stage, standing side by side with several people.
"According to the old man's humble opinion, you guys are not looking at each of you running separately, why don't you bring a few more incense burners, wouldn't it be more exciting to set off together?"
Xun Xian Ling wiped his sweat and said: "Did you hear it, don't do it yet." ”
When everything is ready, the silver bottle leads the people to light the four incense sticks together.
The donkey neighed and spread its hooves and ran, and the dwarf, with his cane between his armpits, curled up his legs and hung in the air, and struggled forward.
Ruan Si and the young man's figures had fallen a few feet away.
One white and one green, as fast as lightning, a few vertical leaps have flown to the tiles on the side of the street.
From time to time, the crowd erupted in exclamation.
"Oh, the second young grandmother of the Yan family is really a fairy."
"What about people? How do you disappear in the blink of an eye? ”
"Over there," said a sharp-eyed finger pointing to a white shadow next to the plaque, "behind the plaque covered with red cloth in the Yan family's shop." ”
Ruan Si drew his gaze next to the plaque, and then flew away and jumped away to chase the young man who was temporarily ahead.
The donkey cart below struggled on the soot, making a constant creaking sound.
The crutches passed by, and he couldn't help but look back and smile: "Dude, your car is about to fall apart, right?" ”
The donkey cart driver said angrily: "Go, go, what kind of lame man are you pretending to be here?" ”
While the two were arguing, Ruan Si and the young man had already each brought a bowl of wine-stuffed meatballs, and hurried back by stepping on the roof wall.
Dou Yiming's eyes widened, "Sister Bottle, it turns out that my sister-in-law's light skills are so good." ”
The silver bottle pursed her lips and smiled: "My young lady has learned these life-saving kung fu since she was a child. ”
Dou Yiming smacked his lips and said, "Good ability, I must let my sister-in-law guide me another day...... Hey, why did she go over there again? ”
Ruan Si was obviously several feet ahead of the young man, but she turned around and landed on the plaque just now.
The big red silk on the plaque was slightly blown by the wind.
She stood beside the plaque in a fluttering dress, and her white clothes were as soft as a cloud, attracting everyone to look up.
"Huh? When will you open a new store here? ”
"I look at what kind of 'note' is written, whose shop is this?"
As soon as the crowd had spoken a few words, someone exclaimed, "Look! The boy of Second Master Zhong's family is going to win! ”
The boy flew down from the roof, swooping down like a bird towards the ring.
"This, this, this!" Dou Yiming was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, "Sister-in-law, hurry!" ”
It's too late, it's too soon.
As soon as the boy landed in the ring, Ruan Si rushed to his side and was the first to cut off the incense stick.
The young man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly pinched off another incense stick.
The crowd looked at the other two, the one with crutches in his hand, holding the bowl in his hand, and staggering back.
The donkey cart driver tried his best to urge the donkey with a bowl, but the donkey's stubborn temper suddenly came up and refused to leave.
Walking past him on crutches, he opened his mouth and laughed out loud with a moment of pride.
The bowl in his mouth fell to the ground with a clatter, and the balls in it spilled all over the ground.
He screamed and sat down on the ground, the donkey cart driver leaning back and forth with laughter.
The donkey was startled by his laughter, spread his hooves and ran back desperately, rampage all the way, so frightened that he clutched the bowl in his arms.
"Good guy, slow down, don't run so fast, it's going to spill out......"
Where would the donkey listen to him, he tripped on the stone ridge with a thud, and the broken donkey cart was also knocked apart.
The donkey cart was driven by four feet to the side, and the wine-brewed balls in his hand splashed the donkey's body.
"Okay," Second Master Zhong said, "Take those two sticks of incense and compare them to one another, and see who is more amazing between Mrs. Yan and my family." ”
His tone was sarcastic, Dou Yiming snorted and said, "No need to compare!" My sister-in-law came back first. ”
Second Master Zhong shook his head and said, "If Mrs. Yan's incense is buried shallowly, and my family's incense is buried deeply, wouldn't it be a loss?" ”
Everyone stretched their necks to see that the difference between the two sticks of incense was only a millimeter, and they looked as long as they were far away.
"Lord Prefectural, you might as well go and see it yourself."
Xun Xian Ling had no choice but to nod in response, stepped forward tremblingly, and leaned over to check the length of the two incense sticks.
After a while, he said cautiously: "This official is clumsy, and it looks like it's the same, or this game is a draw?" ”
Second Master Zhong sneered: "Lord Xun is discerning, when did he lose his eyes? ”
He had no choice but to put his head towards the incense burner.
After a gust of wind, a lot of ash in the incense burner was raised, and Xun Xian Ling took in a mouthful of ash and couldn't help but sneeze loudly towards the incense.
"Ahh
In the next moment, the incense was broken.