951 Ask the dragon to appear
Thinking that Xu Laosan was pretending to be a good person, I hurriedly walked over, bowed down and clasped my fists, and said respectfully: "Daoist Qiqi, the boy is here, what is the send, please give instructions." ”
In the past, when Xu Laosan fooled everyone, I often acted with him, and it was not the first time I did this, so I felt familiar with it.
Xu Laosan nodded, very satisfied with my performance.
"Take this cup of immortal medicine that I have prepared with dozens of precious medicinal materials, and give it to Mr. Shui orally first."
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he didn't open his eyes, his right hand was on the coffee table, and he gently pushed forward.
The cup of unpleasantly smelling fiery radish juice was pushed forward by him.
I hurriedly walked over and picked up the so-called freshly squeezed radish juice.
The thunder fire has melted, and the heat has not dissipated, so the glass is still very hot to the touch.
I keep a serious expression and walk steadily.
Anyway, he made the radish juice he was holding, which was more precious than the elixir, and took the glass over and handed it to the water boss.
Boss Water felt a little hot and almost didn't throw away the teacup.
"Mr. Shui, this cup of divine water is like your life, if you throw it away, you will throw away your own life." Xu Laosan said slowly.
When the water boss heard this, he was not afraid of being hot, and firmly held the cup in his hand, and his hands were hot with two bubbles.
Looking at the water boss holding the cup with a painful expression on his face, I still felt a little guilty in my heart at that time.
If I knew it, I would have spit out a little less thunder fire, but unfortunately I didn't control the measurement at that time.
"Mr. Shui, hold it well, the time has come to test your perseverance, if you can't pass this level, it proves that your heart is not sincere, then my spell will not succeed."
Boss Shui nodded and said long, I understand, you can rest assured, my heart is extremely pious.
In this way, the cup was in the hands of the water boss, until the temperature dropped and became warm, and Xu Laosan spoke for the water boss to drink.
"Drink it all in one go, remember, you can't breathe in between." Xu Laosan explained again.
Anyway, it's useless for him to mention these conditions.
He just wants the water boss until, the process is not easy, and the result can be bright.
Boss Shui pinched his nose and drank the unpleasant cup of radish juice into his stomach in one go.
"Mr. Shui, do you feel a warm feeling in your stomach now?" Xu Laosan asked with a smile.
Boss Shui nodded, and said long, I do have this feeling, although it is unpleasant, but now I feel that my limbs are extremely comfortable, this is the first time in my life that I feel so refreshing.
Xu Laosan said well, this is the result of the turbidity falling and the clear qi rising.
I said in my heart that it wasn't because of my thunder fire that I entered the feminine physique of the water boss and gave him a warm feeling.
The water boss's negative physique is caused by the little golden snake, which is attached to the vertebrae.
Boss Shui is very comfortable now, so his trust in Xu Laosan has skyrocketed.
He also said to Xu Laosan: "By the way, Dao Chief, you don't have to call me Mr. Shui, you can just call me Xiaoshui as before, and you still look kind like that." ”
Xu Laosan shook his head and said that I called you Xiaoshui just now, on behalf of myself, and now I will give you the method to get sick, I want to invite the gods to come up, and I also want to summon the divine dragon, so I can't call you Xiaoshui anymore, understand?
Boss Water nodded and said Long, I understand.
"Mr. Shui, now I will say a little digression, I can handle this matter alone, but because the previous group of wind and dust women broke my pure yang qi, so now, I can only ask two people to help."
Boss Shui nodded, and said that if you please, I won't treat them badly.
Xu Laosan pointed at me and said, "One, it is the boy you call the master, I want to use his body to invite the Golden Armor Divine Dragon in order to suppress the little golden snake, otherwise it will hurt your body." ”
The water boss hugged my fists and said that it was hard work.
Xu Laosan pointed to the wardrobe over there again, and asked me to put the rope he had rolled with a sheet and put it in Meizi's hand and pinched it.
I did as Xu Laosan said, and Meizi hadn't woken up yet, so I wrapped one end of the rope around her wrist.
Seeing that I had it done, Xu Laosan said to Boss Shui: "The other one who came to help is a virgin who belongs to the snake, do you see anyone in the closet?" That's her. ”
Boss Shui nodded, and said Chief, I saw it, it was one of the girls who came in just now, but Dao Chief, I have some doubts, she works on this occasion, can she still be a virgin?
Xu Laosan smiled and made an unfathomable smile.
"Don't worry about this, I can tell at a glance whether a woman is a virgin, whether she comes to work for the first time tonight, or is it untouched, don't worry, I won't joke with your life."
Boss Shui nodded, and said that Changhuo has sharp eyes, and he will definitely not be mistaken.
"The virgin of the snake is easy to get the trust of the little golden snake, and I will let her take the little golden snake from your body with her own hands, you may not know it, the little golden snake is in the position of your body, it is the most important vertebrae, and now the little golden snake has sneaked into your vertebrae, and you are born to bend over and hunch your back, this is the reason."
The water boss said that everything is up to the Taoist.
"Mr. Shui, let's talk about the ugly things in front, now there are two more people, the donation we talked about before will be tripled, if you are willing to pay this money, it is too late for you to oppose it now......"
Boss Shui touched the warm lower abdomen, and now he is completely convinced of Xu Laosan, so he waved his hand at that time and said Chang, money is not a problem, as long as I get rid of the disease, I will immediately give it to the old man and settle the bill in cash.
Xu Laosan shook his head and said no, you can't mention money, that's blasphemy against the gods, you have to say it's charity.
The water boss immediately changed his words and said: "Yes, yes, it's not money, it's a donation, a donation to accumulate virtue and do good." ”
"Alright, let's gossip less, now I'm going to start asking God!"
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he shook his head, the amplitude was very large, and I was worried that he was going to break his neck.
Seeing Xu Laosan working so hard, I knew at that time that the money he asked for from Boss Shui would definitely not be less.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have to pretend to be a ghost like this and spend a lot of effort.
"There is a great road in the sky, and there is great luck in people...... The disciple saw that Mr. Shui's conscience was still clear, and there was still a place to be saved, so he begged Master Zu to show mercy and give him a way to live! ”
Xu Laosan read a bunch of nonsense, and suddenly stretched out his hand to Boss Shui.
The water boss threw away the glass at that time, knelt directly in the pool, and shouted for help.
I said in my heart that this guy is quite clever and knows how to climb up along Xu Laosan's pole.
"The golden snake kills, and the dragon appears!"
Xu Laosan snorted and pointed at me again.
Boss Shui still turned his head to look at me at that time, and Xu Laosan said sharply: "The moment the dragon appears, mortals are not allowed to watch it!" ”
The water boss bluffed, and immediately twisted his head in the other direction.
Taking advantage of this, I shook my shoulders and revealed my true body.
After I successfully transformed, Xu Laosan smiled and signaled that Boss Shui could take a look.
Seeing that my real body was more than two meters tall, burly, covered with golden scale armor, and with a black and shiny bamboo eight-edged stick stuck in my back, Boss Shui thought that it was really a dragon descending to earth.
At that time, the water boss was so frightened that he first fell into the water, then got up again, and kowtowed to me several times in the water.
Now I also understand that Xu Laosan has good intentions.
He put the plum in the closet, just because he was afraid that the plum would see me now.
After all, Boss Shui, a big man who has been tortured by femininity since childhood, will be scared when he sees me for the first time, let alone Meizi, a weak woman.
Xu Laosan stood up and said Mr. Shui, you have finished purifying, there is no dust on your body, and you can get out of the water now.
The water boss came out of the water, and Xu Laosan threw him a bathrobe again.
"Put on the bathrobe, then take off your pants, anyway, you can't wear anything inside the bathrobe."
Boss Shui did as Xu Laosan said, and was arranged by Xu Laosan behind the sofa.
It is the kind of large sofa that is very luxurious and wide, full of materials, just in the middle of the water boss and the wardrobe.
Xu Laosan stretched the other end of the rope under Boss Shui's bathrobe and fiddled with it a few times.
Through the bathrobe, I couldn't see what tricks he was playing.