952 The little golden snake is boneless
Waiting for Xu Laosan's hand to take it out of Boss Shui's bathrobe, he asked Boss Shui to squat on the ground, and then led me behind Boss Shui.
At this moment, the water boss who drank the radish juice actually let out a fart.
Oops, don't mention the smell, it made Xu Laosan and I jump out at that time.
Boss Shui apologized to me and Xu Laosan as if he had committed a mortal crime: "Dao Chief, Shenlong Daxian, I'm really embarrassed, I can't hold back my ...... for a while."
Xu Laosan pinched his nose and waved his hand, signaling Boss Shui not to speak.
However, Xu Laosan still didn't resist the smell in the end, and excused himself to go to the closet to explain some things about Meizi, and then walked away.
I covered my nose and turned my head to see that Xu Laosan opened the wardrobe door, woke up the plum inside, and whispered something to the plum.
Waiting until the smell dissipated, Xu Laosan closed the wardrobe door and walked back here again.
Xu Laosan first took off the bathrobe on Boss Shui's body, and then raised his hands on both shoulders of Boss Shui, and patted them on each side.
In this way, the little golden snake appeared, and even if I didn't need to have the eyes of God, I could see its existence.
At seven inches of the little golden snake, only a little snake skin was connected, and the two eyes were closed.
Xu Laosan began to babble again, what do you say little golden snake, listen, this one next to me is the man of the snake fairy ancestor Xiaobai, or the husband of the dragon girl in Tsing Yi in the West Sea, anyway, a wife and a concubine are the ancestors of your snake.
Xu Laosan wanted the little golden snake to give some face, opened his eyes, and then raised the snake's head.
However, the little golden snake didn't give Xu Laosan face, and he didn't open his eyes or raise his head.
Xu Laosan changed his rhetoric and said Little snake, listen, just now I have used thousand-year-old ginseng to create fairy water for you, let Mr. Water drink it, and now I will let your broken place fuse.
Xu Laosan said, raised his hand on the seven inches of the little golden snake, and lightly clicked it.
Strange to say, a cloud of cyan gas came out of the water boss's flesh, floated on the water boss's skin, and after a circle, it landed on the seven inches of the little golden snake.
, it turned out to be the thunder fire that I spit in the radish juice before, I don't know what's going on, but it was mixed with radish juice to repair the broken part of the little golden snake.
The broken part of the little golden snake was connected, and the water boss said excitedly: "Dao Chief, my waist can use strength, but when I bent before, it was not like this." ”
"Don't talk!" Xu Laosan said.
Xu Laosan was a little anxious, because after the break was closed, the little golden snake still ignored him.
After saying all the good things, Xu Laosan still couldn't see it, so he changed his fierce expression.
"It's really a toast and don't eat and drink! Little snake, I can tell you, don't force Dao Ye to kill you! ”
The little golden snake was still indifferent.
I looked up and saw that Xu Laosan's forehead was covered with beads of sweat the size of beans.
Boss Shui also sensed Xu Laosan's anxiety and said, "Dao Chief, it's going to be okay, right?" ”
Xu Laosan raised his hand and slapped his palm on the neck of the water boss.
Boss Shui popped and fell to the ground, so that the bathrobe around his waist fell, and I saw Xu Laosan pull one end of the rope and put a rope loop on the tail bone of Boss Shui.
It was an unusual tail bone, raised very high.
The rope loop is less than an inch away from the snake's head.
After the water boss was knocked unconscious, I asked Xu Laosan why he didn't just hang the rope loop on the snake's head.
"This little golden snake must take the initiative to burrow his head into the rope ring, otherwise as soon as the plum over there pulls, he can pull the water boss's vertebrae directly out of his body, without the backbone, he can still live! Only when the snake's head gets into the rope can the snake be pulled out, and at the same time, it will not hurt the water boss. ”
I nodded and said Third Grandpa, don't worry, take your time.
"You don't have to worry before, but this rope trap is up, so before the next hour bell rings, you must pull the little golden snake out, otherwise the little golden snake will be bridged, and the water boss will be easily taken away."
Xu Laosan said this, anyway, the water boss fainted, and he didn't have to pretend to be a fairy, so he directly faced the little golden snake with his eyes closed, and started negotiations.
"Little snake, I know you are very wronged, but you have already taken four lives, Boss Shui's grandfather and father, and his two uncles, these four lives are enough to fill your grievances! If you don't stop, don't blame Dao Ye for being ruthless! ”
The little golden snake has always ignored it, I'll just say Third Grandpa, what tricks are there, you just use it, and talk nonsense with it.
Xu Laosan glared at him and said If I have a trick, can I wait until now, is this little snake deaf and can't hear me?
As soon as Xu Laosan's words fell, the head of the little golden snake moved.
Now I understand that the meaning of the little golden snake is, I can hear it, but I won't listen to you.
When Xu Laosan was helpless, I looked at the indifferent little golden snake, and it was on fire at that time.
I lit a thunder fireball in my hand, lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and then poked the hot cigarette butt into the seven inches of the little golden snake.
Xu Laosan didn't stop me, so I pressed the cigarette butt down hard.
The skin of the water boss was burned by the cigarette butts, but the little golden snake was still indifferent.
"Grandma, Lao Tzu and my third grandfather, say all the good things to you, if you are disobedient again, Lao Tzu will destroy you and the person surnamed Shui!"
I said viciously.
Although the little golden snake was still hidden in the flesh of the water boss, it seemed to be a little scared this time, and its tail couldn't help but flick it slightly.
When I saw a door, I threw away the cigarette butt directly, and pressed the thunder fireball in my hand against the seven inches of the little golden snake.
The smell of burnt flesh filled the air.
Even the plums in the closet smelled this smell, and asked Xu Laosan, Dao Chang, did there catch fire?
Xu Laosan stared at the little golden snake tightly, and said without looking back: "It's okay Meizi, wait for me to speak, just remember to pull the rope." ”
With the force in my hand, the diameter of the thunder fireball doubled dramatically.
"Die!" I snapped.
After I finished speaking, I was going to press the thunder fireball directly into the flesh of the water boss, and this time the little golden snake thought that I was real, so he raised his head and walked forward two inches.
In this way, its snake head got into Xu Laosan's rope loop.
"Pull!" Xu Laosan snorted.
Over there, Meizi worked hard, and the rope was pulled out by her for a long time.
A small golden snake with its head wrapped in a rope loop and pulled directly out of the water boss's flesh.
After the little golden snake landed, he crawled along the rope to the wardrobe.
Xu Laosan said quickly, grab it, don't let it get on the body of the plum and take the plum house.
Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I raised my hand and grabbed the tail of the little golden snake and threw it into the water.
After falling into the pool, the little golden snake became honest and lay on the edge of the pool, trying to jump up but because it had been possessed for a long time, it had not recovered its ability to bounce out of the water.
Xu Laosan let out a sigh of relief and said Eldest grandson, this time it is really thanks to you.
I smiled and said Third Grandpa, you can be regarded as speaking with a conscience, this time without me, you can't do it, tell me the truth, how much money did you ask for with Boss Shui.
"It's not money, it's donation, it's ......," Xu Laosan said with a smile.
"Don't come with me for this set, you deceived him, you can't fool me, you said last time that you used gold ingots to make a pure gold statue for Master Guan, and in the end it wasn't that you didn't do it, so don't tell me anything about the money to accumulate virtue and do good, you hurry up and tell me, how much?"
Under my questioning, Xu Laosan raised a finger at me and said that this is the price that has just doubled.
"How many zeros are in the back?" I asked again.
Xu Laosan drew a six.
One or six zeros, that's a million.
"Third grandfather, you will ask for the price, one million, a lot, don't think about it alone, let's add five to the two, divide it equally, remember to give me 500,000 when you look back!"
Xu Laosan shook his head and said that I can't give you any of this money.
I'll just say why! I don't want money to spend, you give it to me, and I will give it to my little aunt and let her buy some clothes and cosmetics.
"I can't give it to anyone, because I've already told Meizi, as long as she pulls out the little golden snake, one million is hers, this is the money that will change the rest of her life, you kid said, is this a charity!"
Xu Laosan's words this time stunned me.
, I didn't expect him to be so generous this time, according to what he said, then this money is really a good money for accumulating virtue and doing good.
I heard a professor at Zihuan say that most people in modern society, as long as 100,000 yuan, can become a poor person, a turning point in their lives.
Now that Meizi can get a million at once and change the rest of his life, it will definitely be no problem.
Even if she goes to the county seat of Zihuan County to settle down, buys a house with all the money, and the rest of the money to start a small business, one million is enough.
"Huangshan, if you have to, then I'll talk to Meizi and give you 500,000 yuan." Xu Laosan said.
"Don't, you old man, you don't want to give her a penny, of course I can!"
Xu Laosan nodded and said Huangshan, this is accumulating virtue and doing good, now, you should change back into human form, anyway, the little golden snake is not afraid for the time being.
After I changed back into human form, Xu Laosan made a phone call to Dawu.
After Dawu came over, Xu Laosan pointed to him with plums.
"You kid find a better hotel, open a room, and then lead this girl in, let her take a bath in the room, wash it cleanly, don't leave a trace of bad luck, and then let her wait in the room for us to go back."
Dawu scratched his head and said, Dao Chief, after leading her to the hotel, where will I go?
"You go to Tian Tian, remember, don't tell Tian Tian about plums, this is very important." After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he put a quilt on Boss Shui, and then let Meizi walk out of the closet.
Dawu left with Meizi, but I had a big question in my heart.
Why didn't Xu Laosan let Tian Tian know about Meizi?
Tian Tian is not a bad person, even if she knows Meizi, she will not do anything to Meizi.
Besides, Tian Tian is a girl, what can she do to Meizi!